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Author has written 12 stories for X-Men: Evolution.

I am the Queen of All Brats.

I am also the mother of three wonderful children.

My main thing is X-Men Evolution. Big Rogue Fan, from any verse (comics, movies, TAS). Not that I won't read others, but I probably won't write anything else.

Go here and sign up and then you can bug me to actually write. I've not had much time to write lately, but if I'm on here. . . just leave a message on my homepage if you do sign up, before adding me, cause I don't add people I don't know.
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If anyone's dying to see Raven in 3D, go sign up for IMVU. I've got her pictures up on my profile and in my "My Outfits" section. Hmm, I do have a male avi. . . maybe I should go about making some of Lightning. . . I'll think about it. In the meantime, Raven haunts me there, and she's really upset about me not writing lately, but trying to be patient with me. I pacify her with chocolate and cayenne pepper. . . not together though. . . perhaps I should try.

Hey, peoples, I'm so sorry for taking so long. I've just given up thinking of excuses and will just admit that I've gotten out of the habit of writing every day, but will try to get better at it... Please realize that I am NOT a teenager, and taking care of a family, one dogs, a cat and working takes a lot of time away from writing fanfiction. Single mom life... ;) Thanks for your patience.

In the meantime, there are plenty of parodies to read in my C2 "Parody Central!"Please let me know if you can think of a good quality parody to add there!

My fanfic verse is mostly going to take place in Reality 777, an alternate universe I created. The hardest thing to understand is the main family tree. (This will be changing soon, folks!)

Mystique and Sabretooth = Graydon Creed.
Mystique and Xavier = Rogue
Mystique and Magneto = Nightcrawler
Magneto and Magda = Anya(deceased), Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch
Magneto and Susanna Dane = Polaris
Xavier and Gabrielle Haller = Legion

Oh, and something you won't find in my story for a while, but Gambit's REAL parents are mutants as well. HE IS NOT SINISTER'S CLONE! Sinister does play a part in his past though. lol.

This is all very important because of the Sequel to A Split in Reality, which will involve Rogue and Gambit's daughter (OC). Confused? good. Some of you have met her in my parodies.

The most important stories to this series will start with 777 in their title.

Main Stories:

A Split in Reality (Status report: C60 is up. Go read and review it!! 6/27/19)
Raven's Flight (Status Report: Has been started but will not be uploaded until after I finish ASIR. I do have a new Beta. Thank you Tubagirl2007!!)


Sabretooth's Revenge: Acolytes Terror
Johnny's Lighter
Sabretooth's Revenge: Logan's Fright

I'll also be writing parodies of Disney and perhaps other movies, mostly Romy stuff and including my OC directors Raven and Lightning. Here's a list:

Sleeping Beauty
Remy Hood
Rogue White and the Seven Mutants
Mutants of the Caribbean
The Rogue Bride (a tagfic with CatF)
MOTC: Dead Man's Chest
Labyrinth (Scene 7 is up! but STILL no reviews... I might have to send out the Pet Dragon...)

Next up, in no particular order (Okay, so this is a lie, there is an order... The order I feel like writing them... lol):

MOTC: At World's End (Changed my mind, This is my next parody after Labyrinth. :) )
MOTC: On Stranger Tides (POSSIBLY... no promises... This is not really looking good, folks. Sorry.)
Independence Day (dedicated to MelodiousNocturne)
Due to Popular demand, I will be parodying the Aladdin Trilogy (At some point (dedicated to every person who has asked me to do this!!)
Mulan (until I get around to this, the-writing-vampire is writing a great Romy version)
Anastasia (still thinking of a name for this one)
Meet the LeBeaus
Possibly Cinderella and Cinderella 3. . . POSSIBLY
Anna Enchanted (dedicated to whitechocolate14)
Annamarina, aka, Thumbelina
The Three Musketeers (Possibly... dedicated to Death For One)

I'd also LOVE to parody Sweet Home Alabama and How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days... but they may have to rated more than teen... I don't know, PM me if you have input on this.

If you have a suggestion, PM me and if I decide to do it, I'll dedicate the story to you.

Movies I do not own cannot be done. Sorry. However, if it's good enough, I may be willing to buy a movie to do a parody of it.

00-The-Melodious-Nocturne-00 has created fan art for my popular parody Mutants of the Caribbean. You can check it out on Deviantart. It's pretty amazing! She's an amazing artist and a wonderful person. I am so honored to have her do this for me. *squeal* Fan art of my writing! *squeal*

I started a new parody that is unlike my other parodies. It is called "I Love Kitty." Why am I writing a story that is Kiotr instead of Romy? Oh, because there is so much Romy included! XD Plus, Rogue would kill me in my sleep if I wrote her as the lead. It is a parody of "I Love Lucy." Kitty and Piotr are Lucy and Ricky Ricardo. Rogue and Gambit are Fred and Ethel Mertz. Enough said. Go READ it! (Episode 3 is done. Episode 4 has been started.) Happy Birthday, Lucy!

Favorite Pairings:

Romy, Rogue and Gambit

I like:

Kurtty, Kitty and Kurt

Kiotr, Kitty and Piotr

Lancitty, Kitty and Lance

Ororo and Logan

Ororo and Hank

Ororo and Nightcrawler, but only in the movieverse.

Jott, Jean and Scott, but not if the story is centered around them.

Kurmanda, Kurt and Amanda

Jubilee and Bobby

Jonda, Pyro and Wanda,I don't know why, but I'm really starting to love this.

The rest I'm not particular about, but I hate the following pairings:

Scogue, Rott, Rogue and Scott, hated it in the show. Still hate it.

Kimy, Kitty and Remy, Come on, Remy would never fall for a ditz like that!

Rogan, Rogue and Logan, That's just sick and wrong

Kitty and Logan, see above.

Amara and Bobby, the fire and ice thing is just bad. One sneeze from Amara and Bobby is history. Besides, her skin would probably burn his.

Rietro, Rogue and Pietro, eew. . .

Wandurt, Kurt and Wanda, eew. . . read A Split in Reality to see why I hate this.

Favorite Quotes:

"You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted." -Fezzik, The Princess Bride

"... a poached egg is not really a poached egg unless it's been stolen from the woods in the dead of night." -Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (the book, not the movie)

"Yeah right," Lance humored him. He looked at Rogue. "Seriously, what's he on?" "My last nerve," Rogue grumbled. - Red Witch (Scott Summers Gets His Groove On)

Cat2Fat900 Memorial... okay, so Cat's not dead... so, this isn't really a memorial... lol I just want every here to know that my dear friend Cat who has played a major role in my parodies, from inspiring me to begin writing them at all, writing the first review on my first parody ever, to co-authoring with me on more than one fic, and also spurring on much of my insanity... is perfectly fine. I know she just disappeared from here, but she is doing really well in the real world and hasn't burnt anything down... well... not anything big enough to get her landed in jail. lol

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Why Divorce Court Was Invented by Red Witch reviews
Just when the X-Men's personal lives couldn't get more complicated...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Mystique/Raven D., Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier, Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
The Beautiful Mind of Katherine Pryde by Kinetically Charmed reviews
Story told through Kitty's online diary, an interesting peek into her weird mind.-Kiotr,Romy,Jottma. Rogue has started her own blog now. She's such a copy cat. "The Brilliant Mind of Rogue", seriously. I know imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but come on...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 125 - Words: 253,912 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Colossus - Complete
From the Shadows by Black Queen reviews
Post DoR; Magneto's Acolytes rescue the captured mutants from Area 51, and lives are forever changed as hearts are forever intertwined
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 99 - Words: 289,654 - Reviews: 4088 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 10/11/2002 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.
Clue by ElvenQueen18 reviews
Six individuals are all invited to a dinner party at the X-Mansion. Professor Xavier, the host, is murdered—and everyone is a suspect! Based on the movie "Clue."
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,735 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Complete
Wedding Bands by Lucida Lownes reviews
Rogue and Remy wake up with something on their fingers after a night in Las Vegas.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,678 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Cell Block Tango X Men Evo Style! by Bella Bordeaux reviews
The girls from X Men: Evolution perform a song from the musical 'Chicago'
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Complete
Limerence by DYNOMITE reviews
Batman & Joker were the greatest enemies of all time, now the city belongs to their kids. But what happens when these two born to be enemies become more than that? And what's with this new villainous group & their plans for Jack? Marked lemon in chap 9
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,775 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 9/23/2007
Sirène by TheUltimateGambit91 reviews
The XMen go to the Caribbean for the summer vacation. While swimming, Rogue comes within skin contact with something...or someone. She finds her body experiencing multiple changes. a tail, scales and …gills? & What are the Acolyte boys doing here? ROMY
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,010 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Rogue/Anna Marie
No day should start without coffee by Tempting Sweet Poison reviews
I can deal with stupid Cajun joining the X-men. I can deal with my new job. I can even deal with the government taking over the school. It's the complete failure to buy more coffee that will be the death of me.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,153 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.
Mutants of the Caribbean: Gambit's Cut by ajax41 reviews
Sequel to Rogue238's parody. Remy wants to be Jack Sparrow and has to get the others to redo the play.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,801 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Gambit/Remy L.
A Comedy of Letters by Some Scribbles reviews
Strange things can happen after a game of online poker. When the top two players start emailing, what will happen when circumstances force them to unknowingly meet? Is that love in the ink? ROMY. Chpt 31: Waiting for the Tape to Change.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 122,861 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.
EMMA by DYNOMITE reviews
NOT EMMA FROST: I know this girl, she and her brother were theives. At 16 she alone saved the world from Apocalypse. Some say there's no honor among theives. Obviously some never met Emma LeBeau. Romy,PietroOC,Amyro,PiotrOC
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,155 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Pyro, Magma/Amara A.
Hardware Woes by ColdFusion180 reviews
The Acolytes go to a hardware store.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Sabretooth, Pyro - Complete
Standing On the Edge of Summer by Disturbed Courtney reviews
In the heat of battle, one would expect to find a familiar face in that of her teammate. What happens when you find a familiar face in your supposed enemy? Romy, during and post DoR. Chapter Eight posted finally!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 75,305 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie
XMen: EvoSwitched! Season 1, Part 1 by Peachy Lime Daiquiri reviews
Parody of XME itself, with the characters completely switched up. Meet the team: Bobby, the redeyed fearless leader, Jubilee, the ultrapopular perfect psychic, Pietro, the fuzzy albino elf, Rogue, the gothic valley girl and Forge, the resident Sk8er Boi!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,323 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 8/19/2006
Matchmaking: Cyclops and Phoenix by Black-Rose23 reviews
Rogue decides to play matchmaker, much to a jealous Remy's...amusement? Part 1 in the Matchmaking series
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,037 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey - Complete
Rules by Silver Ink reviews
There are rules to everything. Once you know them, life is pretty easy. Rogue knows the rules. Remy thinks they're stupid. Now all he has to do is show Rogue that.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.
The Rogue, The Witch and the Nightcrawler by lighthawkdemon1 reviews
A split-second decision from Mystique alters her entire life when she falls into the river with her son. Now with Kurt in her life she sets about to change things for the better for the shape shifter and her ever expanding family.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/23/2006
Kismet by takimiromy reviews
If two paths continually cross, is it coinsidence or destiny? AU Romy.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,362 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
XMen Evolution: SEASON 5 by Kare-San reviews
ON HIATUS: X-Men Evolution, starting from the end of season 4. Some more mature themes, hence the rating. The chapters are 'EPISODES,' generally 20 pages long!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 127,762 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/26/2005 - Published: 12/1/2003
A Second Chance by kurodo reviews
AU. Rogue, Remy, Wand, Pietro, Lance, Tabitha and Kitty all leave their homes in search of a new begining and a better life. But the question is will they find what they sacrificed everything for?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,968 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 6/6/2005
Silent Rain by kurodo reviews
FINISHED.i've changed the story a is now AU. Rogue is having nightmare about her mother and her past. but she's going to need all the help she can get to figure out everything she wants to know through her dreams. plz R&R
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,843 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005
Dream On by Hizzy reviews
Professor Xavier takes a look into everone's dreams and finds that they are all parodies of moviesbooks. Final chapter of Logan's dream (The Shining) up.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,219 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 12/15/2003
Whodunit? by Tsubasa Hane reviews
Someone dies. Then a few more decide to drop. And it's their job to figure out who did it, where, and with what. Unfortunately, none of them seem to have a clue. Typecasting galore. First in the MOVIE PARODY series.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,435 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2003 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Complete
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777 A Split In Reality reviews
Reality 777. AU. Ever wonder what would happen if Rogue joined the Acolytes instead of the brotherhood in the beginning? Romy. There's a slight amount of others, but they may change. R&R please.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 179,421 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/27/2019 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.
Labyrinth reviews
Raven and Lightning present the Evotized version of Jim Henson's Labyrinth. Dedicated to the children of the 80's. Just a bunch more fun! Rated T for language and violence. R&R please!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,278 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie
I Love Kitty reviews
AU Blame this entire story on RedWitch! Piotr is a singer in a nightclub; Kitty is his wife. They rent an apartment from Rogue and Gambit. Kitty comes up with hilarious schemes and somehow talks Rogue into go along with them. Rated T to be safe!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,453 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Colossus
MOTC: Dead Man's Chest reviews
This is the Evotised version of Disney's Pirate of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, and the sequel to Mutants of the Caribbean! A bunch more fun! Rated T for a reason, folks! R&R please! Finished!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,469 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Sabretooth's Revenge: Logan's Fright reviews
Reality 777. What has Sabretooth got planned for Logan's part in Sabretooth being dropped in the Atlantic Ocean? Find out in this oneshot outtake from A Split in Reality. Read and Review please!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Wolverine/Logan, Sabretooth - Complete
Mutants of the Caribbean reviews
Raven and Lightning present the Evotized version of Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean, The Curse of the Black Pearl. Just a bunch more fun! Dedicated to Savannah Blair. Rated T because the Movie is PG13. R&R please! Finished!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,103 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
The Rogue Bride reviews
Tagfic by Rogue238 and Cat2Fat900! All consuming insanity awaits in this evotized version of The Princess Bride. Four Directors! Rated T to be safe. Please Read and Review.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,103 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Rogue White and The Seven Mutants reviews
Raven and Lightning Present the evotised version of Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Just a bunch more fun. rated T, just to be safe. dedicated to KyoKitty. Finished! Please Read and Review.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,968 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Johnny's Lighter reviews
Reality 777. Dedicated to Cat2Fat900. This is the tale of How Pyro Found His Lighter. Outake from A Split in Reality. ONESHOT. Rated T to be safe. Please read and Review.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Pyro, Scarlet Witch/Wanda M. - Complete
Sabretooth's Revenge: Acolyte's Terror reviews
Reality 777. What happens when Sabretooth tries to get revenge on the Acolytes for dropping him in the Atlantic Ocean? Find out in this OneShot taken from A Split in Reality. Read and Review Please!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Sabretooth - Complete
Remy Hood reviews
Raven and Lightning present the evotized version of Disney's Robin Hood. Dedicated to Nightshade89. Rating just in case. Just a bunch more fun. Finished! R&R please.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,579 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Sleeping Beauty reviews
Rated T just to be safe. This is a parody of Disney's Sleeping Beauty, evotised. It is Romy with OC directors. Just a bunch of fun. Finished! R&R please
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,219 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
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