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Author has written 13 stories for Artemis Fowl, Gorillaz, Harry Potter, and House, M.D..

Hey guys, I'm fuzzy-grapes and I'm 15 years old.

I have been on this website on and off since 2005. I find that a little crazy :P cause that's a good portion of my life.

For that reason, many of my stories are fairly immature and embarrass me terribly when I read them. And one day soon I will actually finish Reality TV: Lower Elements Style, I swear I swear I swear!

A little self-indulgent bit about my life goes as follows:

I started writing humorous, slightly crap stories for Artemis Fowl... then I branched out to Gorillaz and Harry Potter... But the Harry Potter one is TOTAL crap, in my opinion, and I am toying with the idea of baleeting it but I think I'll keep it just for the lulz. So then we move into 2006, which was possibly the worst year of my life cause I went through all kinds of crap and I stopped writing funny stuff because I just couldn't. This made my sad :(. I even tried my hand at writing vaguely crap emo shizazzle on my fictionpress account... Probably the only thing I wrote that I'm proud of from that time is a little story that articulates the issues I went through in the best way I could possibly do, without being overly cliche or lame (in my opinion, lol).

http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2425003/1/All_I_Have

that would be the link.

Anyways, 2007 = my little get-my-life-back-on-track year. Which was successful. But I still couldn't write anything funny and I did try really hard! But this year has been hella awesome, my life is exactly how I dreamed... And I started writing again!

End story of my life.

So yeah, I'm gonna chill around here for a bit, I'm currently a little too obsessed with the last Harry Potter book for my liking and that, more than anything, lured me back here because I never really did get into the last Artemis Fowl book... SKINS is love :D so I'm gonna try get me into some of that!

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ThE SeVeRuS SnApE FaN cLuB by Lady Lianna Kari reviews
Harry gets tired of Snape making digs at his fame, so he decides to get even. Not a Slash. Occasional references of abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,405 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 2,093 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
I Do? I Don't by ColorOfAngels reviews
Could a drunken mistake be the best thing that ever happened to them? A lot can happen before an annulment is finalized... After all, as House said himself, the most successful marriages are based on lies.... HouseCameron
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,880 - Reviews: 3152 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/19/2007 - G. House, A. Cameron
The Death Eater Files by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
A collection of oneshots about Death Eaters, all 55 words or less. This is not technically finished, as I will be writing more, but since every chapter is a story in itself, it's always complete. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 128 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Giving Extras by whitehound reviews
Post DH fic. He was sure he was going to die. He was sure he had died. Only somebody seemed to have decided to give him a new lease of life he hadn't asked for. Follows on from Flower Remedy and examines Snape's memories in detail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,004 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Severus S., Luna L.
A Hidden Slip of Paper by White As Snow reviews
Someone left Harry instructions on how to defeat Voldemort. Too bad he didn't find them until five months after the war, when the trio are cleaning out Dumbledore's study. Crack!Fic. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Harry P., Peeves
The Poor of God by kilara25 reviews
After Snape's visit to Surrey, Harry writes him a thank you letter that triggers an extended correspondence between the two of them. Sequel to The Guiltless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,741 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Trials of Severus Snape by Kara's Aunty reviews
PoA era. Severus Snape takes a thoughtful stroll down Diagon Alley at the start of the Christmas holidays, but it soon turns into a quite a harrowing ordeal for our favourite Potions Master… UK English. Contains some dark humour. You have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Severus S., Fred W. - Complete
House Cats by MLS1984 reviews
House gets a big surprise on his birthday...
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,986 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts postion with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Cooking with Artemis and Holly! by HitnRunHeretic reviews
WARNING! NO LONGER UPDATING FOREVER! STOP ASKING! What happens when Holly talks Artemis into doing a cooking show with her? Well with Holly's violent quirks and Artemis sucky cooking skills...you do the math!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Rat and the Spy by godwit reviews
Snape and Wormtail spend the summer together at Spinner's End.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Severus S., Peter P. - Complete
Edric by Sarah1281 reviews
Shamelessly playing on the fact that they are played by the same actor, the true backstory of Edward Cullen is revealed, at last!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Cedric D., Carlisle - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Red's the New Black by frodogenic reviews
Severus Snape hates the middle of April with a passion. Maybe if Harry had known why, he wouldn't have volunteered to test Fred and George's new appearance-altering product... Short story, GOF. Hopefully fits with canon, but details may be off. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,284 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Professor Snape's Tedious and Boring Essays by TheBeanMonster reviews
Professor Snape's tedious and boring essays and why I refuse to write another one, an essay by Harry Potter. A few mild spoilers from PoA and OOTP but that is all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Always by Kelida Johnson reviews
What Snape saw in the end, lying on the floor dying.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Whossey: Season 1 by Danny.and.Ryan reviews
He's Whossey, not House. But he's still the same egotistical, selfcenterred, god you've come to know and love. Warnings: Spoof, slight racism, slight sexism, lots of sickness, not FDA approved.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
Stalked by IFacebookedYourMum reviews
[Being stalked, Artemis decided, was not necessarily a good thing] :: It's up to 5U3M4R1 to win the heart of Master Fowl! Direct parody.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Edge by merduff reviews
House doesn't find Wilson's amusing anecdote very amusing.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Welcome to Drabbledom! by Kelitzo reviews
A series of Artemis Fowl drabbles, mostly centering on conversation and characters doing and saying stupid things. 100 to 200 words. Please R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 6,110 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Employee of the Month by Tora and TheEvilestGirlChild reviews
If Artemis Fowl was not a criminal, what would he be? Drabbles about Artemis choosing a career. Funny. Very funny.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 9,181 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Artemis F.
This is real by slam a revolving door reviews
[Oneshot] 'What's this? The choices are endless.'
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2007 - A. Cameron, R. Chase - Complete
The Ways Of The Nanny by A Penguin Named Jim reviews
Artemis and Holly start a family and have to adjust to the pressure of having 73 children.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
Addiction by Plastic Emotion reviews
Meet Noodle: a Fed Exed Japanese child who ends up in a place like no other. Meet Murdoc, Stuart, and Russel: 3 guys trying to live their normal famous lives. When their lives are joined, are heaven's gates singing or hell's flames welcoming?
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 95,040 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006
A Very LopEared Tail by the black knight reviews
A vicious murder leaves the rabbit community on edge. As they deal with grief and fanatics, is there more in store for them?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2006
Beautiful Smart Entropy by Spectra16 reviews
JulyAugust Criminality challenge fic! Artemis is the only boy in the all boy's school that is normal! And then somehow a girl shows up! And the OOC begins!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,600 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Artemis F.
Gemini Darkfire by Happy Satan Day reviews
A knew girl is at Hogwarts but what connextion does she have to Harry and Voledmort? And what does Malfoy think of her?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Voldemort, Draco M.
The Thoroughbred by The Humble Mosquito reviews
He calls her Caballine. No one understands the irony. But why is she with him? And what is a centuar's place? ...He always knows when you have a carrot. [Foaly X Lili Frond: a fandom first, I believe][Warnings: minor sexual references]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Foaly, Lili F. - Complete
X For Unknown by slam a revolving door reviews
[Oneshot]'Gregory House is fortyseven, and this is what he knows of love.'
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2006 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
London Beckons Songs Written By Giant Robots by Murali reviews
Noodle reflects on a rather peculiar event as it unfolds, Murdoc gets a rather odd idea after destroying 2D's stereo, 2D stares at the wall blankly plotting?, and Russel is.. Russel.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006
IllAdvised by Alora V reviews
Artemis decides, at the age of 16, it's high time he gets some. A parody of shipping, this is intended to poke fun, not offend.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
Artemis Fowl Mess Ups by teena reviews
What COULD have gone very wrong.....
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Artemis F.
A Dreadfully Convenient Crossover and by Spectra16 reviews
AF HP SOUE crossover. Foaly sends Artemis to Hogwarts to investigate the school of magic and what threats it could have for the People. Will Artemis discover than his missing father is a wizard? And Snape of all people? During HP 3, after AF
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,041 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Idiotic Short Stories by xMetallicBooger reviews
A series of really dumb Artemis Fowl short stories.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,904 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Complete
Retrieval Boy by Dim Aldebaran reviews
A spoof of Sk8er Boy. Beware: Sool bashing, Fowl's derrière, slang, Lili Frond, and terrible spoofing skills. You have been warned.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
Endlessly by the black knight reviews
A series of Drabbles, not unlike If, based on Delirium, Despair, Desire, Destruction, Dream, Death and Destiny. Sandman references a partial crossover, but stands alone quite well.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
What Would Happen? by Leonharte reviews
The VeronicaLogan kiss in 'Weapons of Class Destruction'.
Veronica Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Logan, Veronica - Complete
The Pursuit of Silence by infiniteviking reviews
An experiment in a form that's been going around Livejournal lately: Twenty Things Severus Snape Never Said Out Loud.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Intervention by sydedalus reviews
Epilogue is up, the fic is done! Very long HouseWilson friendship piece that takes place during and after the episode Detox. Gen but also a medical fic, buddy fic, hurt comfort fic, and hopefully a realistic fic. Finally FINISHED!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 158,119 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 2/22/2005 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Switched: Part 2 by alpha aquarii reviews
The sequel to Switched. Artemis and Holly have gotten their revenge on Foaly, now watch as it's his and Root's turn to suffer! COMPLETED
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
Attempted Drabbles Of A Rambling Mind by Stiggy reviews
My attempt at drabbles... in between fics. The fourth one is up... Root gets his revenge on Foaly after his cigars go missing...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006
I believe I am the Potions master at this school by Possum132 reviews
Musings on what might have been going through the minds of Argus Filch, Gilderoy Lockhart and Severus Snape the night that Harry made the step up from castle befouling to cat molesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,253 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Argus F. - Complete
How The Voldemort Got Its Name by The Paisley Pajamas reviews
Can't you just image little Voldemort lounging on a sofa trying to figure out what to call himself?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and The Order of The Fanfiction by Weirdo Gal reviews
What happens when all HP characters get fanfiction accounts. I'll tell you. Madness. What will they write about each other? Read and review. CHAPTER 5 UP: GREEN DAY SONG FIC BY RON
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 12/9/2005
The Owl Chronicles by white mouse reviews
Severus, Minerva, Sybill and cringe Lockhart take the 3rd year students on a Muggle Studies field trip. Of course it's complete anarchy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
General Opinion by ratchetblack reviews
In which House and Wilson are not really together. Really.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/22/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
An Unexpected Visit by the black knight reviews
Artemis is visited by a notsovengeful Jon Spiro and doesn't quite know what to make of it.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Artemis F., Jon S. - Complete
Well done, Draco, well done by Possum132 reviews
The aftermath of that awful standoff at the top of the Astronomy Tower from the perspectives of Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy and Peter Pettigrew. Sixth in a seven part series and follow up to I taught him! I thought I knew him!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,301 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Toilet Paper: Can't Live Without It by Semine Midnight reviews
Whoa...a strange pairing lies within, ye be warned. Here thar be monsters, and a lunaticial lassie who be drink far to many ice cubes. And who thinks she's a pirate. Mulch buys lots of toilet paper.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Mulch D., Holly S.
Wintergreen by Evilism reviews
Welcome to the Cliches Compendium. I've covered everything, from Mary Sues to Crossovers. Rated for outrageously mushy, tragic and cliched scenes.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,878 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 5/11/2004
Snippets From the Potterverse by Dragon Mistress reviews
Short snippets of life in the Harry Potter universe. Outrageous fan clubs, killer condiments, murderous toasters, and more! OOTP and HBP spoilers abound! SiriusRemus SLASH as well!The person who died in HBP is alive and well!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 92 - Words: 51,246 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 5/15/2004
The Nickel by Semine Midnight reviews
Named because my best friend wouldn't stop saying it. The title has no meaning. This is a HollyFoaly. If you don't like it, don't read it. It is meant to inspire others please?. Grub finds something out, and gets help. Read and review! FINI!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,140 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Foaly, Holly S.
Lucius Malfoy's Court Case by PurpleCarrot reviews
Lucius Malfoy is brought before a court to face charges of being a Death Eater. He also does everything in his power to convince them he is insane and unfit to stand trial.Told from the Judge's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Lucius M., Severus S.
The Pocket Memos of Severus Snape by infiniteviking reviews
Take an amusing peek into the daily tribulations of the sardonic and severely harassed Potions Master of Hogwarts. He has opinions on just about everything. Extremely random. Probable oneshot. NO HBP SPOILERS: haven't read it yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins of Holly Short by slime frog reviews
Holly gets cursed on the way into work (as you do) with a hex that means for the next seven days she will experience each of the seven sins. Needless to say chaos insues. Rated as secondary humour in account of my attempt to be funny...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,667 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 12/9/2003
8 Ways To Ruin Your Daughter's Love Life by Delphina Evans reviews
Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs proudly present...8 Ways To Ruin Your Daughter's Love Life. You have been warned. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Sirius B., James P.
The Marriage by Janara reviews
[Complete] At the start of Harry's seventh year Dumbledore has come up with the perfect way of ending the war. There is only one problem, Harry refuses to play the Headmaster's game. Will Harry be able to avoid the trap set by the aged wizard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 233 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
Don't Call Me Julius by Kakawot reviews
Commander Root is tired of Foaly calling him by his first name, so he sets out to find out Foaly's real name. Oneshot, -OLD-
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Julius R. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
It Could Only Happen In Sweet Valley by unscathedmuse reviews
Todd wants more from Liz! Sam's back... but will he ever be the same again? And is Alice Wakefield all she has claimed to be? Oh, and Jessica has ANOTHER identity crisis...(takes place in junior year, rated PG in case some people are offended by Todd)
Sweet Valley series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 8/6/2004
My Duty by Zachiliam reviews
The Boy-Who-Lived is not a child anymore, and 'Lived' is an overstatement. Only when Harry's at the hands of Voldemort does Severus Snape realize that. Not Slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Idiot Savant by Nyghtvision reviews
Written in response to AbigailNicole’s “Idiot Savant” challenge. See Artemis cringe from Quality Bonding Time as his father attempts to discover his weaknesses and Get to Know Him Better. Because nobody can be a genius at everything… right? Parody
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/19/2004
New Year Resolutions by Labschiz reviews
Arty has to write a report on his new year resolutions, but Holly and Foaly decide to edit it a bit. completely random. I'M BAAAACK! AF needs some more hahaness to lighten up all the angst! My pathetic attempt at humor. READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004
Tales From the LEP by Kitty Rainbow reviews
In between keeping the underground safe from trolls, humans and icecream, the LEP like to kick back, relax and... annoy each other.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002
SECRET DIARIES OF HOGWARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
You don't really know a person...until you read their VERY SECRET DIARY...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/11/2002
A Small Truce by Mariner reviews
Severus Snape threatens an owl, faces a moral quandary, and talks to a wall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,084 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Not Another Snape is Harry's Father Story by Ariana Deralte reviews
A blatant parody of all the Snape-is-Harry's-father stories that are out there. Hope you all enjoy:)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Day in the Life of Severus Snape by Madam Otaku reviews
Typical, if eventful, day in the life of our BPM. Simple, but amusing, I promise. Snape experiences a close shave at lunch and abuses Longbottom mercilessly. Please Please Please R&R! ^^
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2001
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A Muggle At Hogwarts reviews
completely changed this story. A muggle is at Hogwarts and she thinks wizards are total lesser beings than Muggles! Watch Ron be outraged! Dumbledore be mysterious! Snape hate knitting! and Hermione save the world!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,447 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Albus D., Severus S.
Dungeon Days reviews
Dumbledore decides Snape needs to have more fun in life. Snape is unhappy. THIS IS NOT SLASH just retarded haha
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Severus S., Albus D.
Reality TV Lower Elements Style reviews
When a ratings crazy TV station invents a new show all they need are contestants. And they choose the fairies that people love to hate: Police Officers! But when you add in Artemis Fowl, Mulch Diggums and Foaly you have one very weird show.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,205 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Complete
Albus, Severus and Potter reviews
WOW it's a pointless story! Post DH, just a little drabble about Albus and Severus finding out Harry named his kid after them...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Getting Shot Hurts reviews
A patient is dying, House wants to do clinic duty, Foreman gets a pay raise, Chase needs to be more Australian, Cameron is ... Cameron, Cuddy is curt and Wilson suspiciously ends up in every scene. Rated for inapropriate humor and oocness.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007
The Sketch Show reviews
A whole lot of weird sketch type things. I will add them as I think of them. Fourth one: Chix Verbil is certain Holly is hitting on him during an eventful game of tennis...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2005
Goldfish and Sorrow reviews
Otherwise titled My El Manana Story. But 'Goldfish and Sorrow' is spiffyer. What happened to Murdoc the first time 2D sang El Manana? Maybe he has a ::gasp:: heart!
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006
Saving Noodle reviews
Gorillaz: Will Murdoc convert to Christianity, 2D give up his addiction to painkillers and Russel attempt to eat less, all so they can keep Noodle in the band? Title really sucks
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/29/2006 - Published: 10/10/2005
Changing Times reviews
after OD Opal realizes she's made a mistake, and sets out to fix it. Meanwhile, a relative of Opal's is the new female applicant for a job in the LEP ... ooooh!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2006
Kong Towers reviews
So, the Gorillaz have decided to open a hotel. Unsatisfied guests, lack of food and Murdoc's inability to believe 2D can speak English, all spell one thing. DISASTER.
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005
You Have Owl Mail reviews
This is based on a story that got removed, Harry Potter and the Internet. However, this time it has nothing to do with the internet...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2005
The Attack of the Random Toads reviews
What can I say? Er, Trouble is convinced that Grub has been bitten by a new breed of toad no one has heard of. Is he crazy? Read and find out! This is slightly odd
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2005 - Published: 10/28/2005
Reflections reviews
The death of Julius Root has affected so many different people in so many different ways. Completed! Please review!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,421 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Complete