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Joined 06-22-16, id: 7991291, Profile Updated: 03-07-18
Author has written 2 stories for Eureka, and Stargate: Atlantis.

Hey,

I'm a 20-something years old story-lover from Germany. Mostly reading h/c, but I also enjoy humor or a romance with lots of fluff.

I love to text, so if you want to exchange about your favourite shepwhump I'm all yours ;)

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No Ordinary Boys by KC246 reviews
Mary and John Winchester are foster parents, who take in brothers Dean and Sam. Two abused and neglected boys that end up changing the Winchesters lives forever.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,793 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
When Plot Bunnies Attack by BiteMeTechie reviews
They're the harbingers of doom. They multiply like tribbles. They care not for canon information. They're plot bunnies and they will not be denied! THE SAGA IS NOW COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
JT's Logs by OneRealImonkey reviews
"This is Captain Vivin Guaviez of the USS Memento. We responded to a recovery beacon on the Planet Tarsus IV and found it was an automatic beacon attached to some logs. Inside this file are the Logs of one James T. Kirk..." The Tarsus Massacre, but not quite how the history books told it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,088 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2 - Complete
Human Experiment by Centalope reviews
The Bovis people know everything about every race before accepting help from them. When Jim is chosen to visit them on behalf of the Federation, he is willing to let them do what they want with him, but little does he know how they get their information...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,063 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 4/19 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, C. Pike - Complete
The Bet by justok reviews
It is a quiet day, early in the five-year mission. Spock believes it logical to assume he can catch up on his research. He is mistaken.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,002 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/17
You are my Daad You're my Dad! Boogie Woogie Woogie! by wolfypuppypiles reviews
Various scenes and prompt fills based on the main theme of Tony having accidentally adopted a whole ass kid without realising, even though everyone else has.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,638 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 7/2 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
SPN, Meet FFN by ZuWang reviews
Sam and Dean discover the fanfiction muses living in their basement. Also the plot bunnies. Also the narrator. They ignore the narrator, as one does. Just a little silliness to brighten a rainy afternoon.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Silence of the Mind by CurlyPride reviews
Jim had faced illnesses of the mind before. But none like this one.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23
End of the road by wolfypuppypiles reviews
The wind roared as rain pattered against metal, rumbling and hissing, almost calming. Mac was laying on his side, soaking wet hair streaked across his forehead, blood trailing down his temple, over his pale skin. He didn't move; eyes closed as he lay unconscious in his smashed jeep.
MacGyver - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,407 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/21 - Jack D., MacGyver, Riley D., W. Bozer - Complete
Jacks family by wolfypuppypiles reviews
A little whumpy take on episode 2x18 Frank Colton tackles Mac a bit too hard and Jack is NOT happy
MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/14 - Jack D., MacGyver, Riley D. - Complete
Fear by poxelda reviews
After Mac collapses, he finds out something that could change his life forever. Hurt/ Comfort, angst Warning: for swearing
MacGyver - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,180 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 3/6 - Jack D., MacGyver - Complete
orange crush by parisindy reviews
Tag that takes Place after and during episode 204 – all spoilers apply.
MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,884 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 10/29/2017 - Jack D., MacGyver - Complete
Lost My Mind by Shirsim reviews
'Blackness. Blackness was everything, and everywhere. And Alec liked it. Ever since Valentine had kidnapped him, blackness was his only retreat. His only escape from the torture and the pain.' Alec was kidnapped, but after he's rescued, things don't go so smoothly as everyone thought. Rated T to be safe, Sorry I'm bad at summaries :\ MALEC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,638 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/21/2017 - Published: 8/20/2017 - Alec L., Isabelle L., Jace W., Magnus B.
East Wind Coming by shoreleave reviews
Jim comes home from Tarsus, but never really recovers. Please heed the warnings in the author's note.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,575 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/1/2017 - Published: 9/18/2015 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, C. Pike
Time Heals All Wounds by Lauraline94 reviews
Mac is still recovering from the mission in Italy and he doesn't exactly follow Doctor's orders. It's a good thing he has Jack to look after him. Tag to pilot episode: "The Rising." Takes place after the mission in Italy and before it shows Mac running with the caption "3 months later." This is my take on some of that missing time. Lots of hurt/comfort, angst, and bromance within:)
MacGyver - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,535 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/1/2017 - Published: 5/30/2017 - Jack D., MacGyver - Complete
No bombs for Mac unless he's with Jack by wolfypuppypiles reviews
Mac had woken up in some strange places. Which is why, when MacGyver woke up tied to a bed, his first thought was that he'd been taken. (Mac tries to break out of his hospital room while concussed and high as hell)
MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/26/2017 - Jack D., MacGyver, Matty W. - Complete
Of Concussions and Confessions by aqaws321 reviews
Mac was attacked with a knife, beat up, and involved in an explosion. Here's the aftermath. Tag to and spoilers for 1x21 "Cigar Cutter."
MacGyver - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/16/2017 - Jack D., MacGyver, Riley D., W. Bozer - Complete
MacGyver and the Really Bad Situation by aqaws321 reviews
I felt like we needed the Mary-Sue fic that is present in all fandoms. Since I have yet to see it, I wrote it.
MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2016 - Complete
Flashes of Domesticity by effulgentcolors reviews
Based on a collection of tumblr prompts: 'Emma calling Hook 'babe' or 'baby' when they're alone' 'morning cuddles' 'Emma has cold hands'.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/21/2015 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
The Devil's Defense by wild-springflower reviews
He'd thought he would be in the clear. He'd thought they could finally be done with the hellish topic and move on, but really, when had life ever been so kind? So now Jim was sitting, hands poised over his PAD, wondering just what exactly one could type into a search engine to find compelling arguments defending Governor Kodos' actions on Tarsus IV. (Academy Era)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,438 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 12/18/2014 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Swim by missblueeyes63 reviews
Sam was pulling extra shifts, he was showing fatigue. Ed could see he needed some rest but didn't want to order him to take the day off because an argument would result if he did. An opportunity arises that allows him to force Sam to rest and relax a bit. But at what cost?
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,951 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Ed L., Jules C., Sam B., Team One - Complete
A Friend In Need by Umbrae Calamitas reviews
Jim and Bones didn't become friends right away. In fact, Leonard McCoy didn't even like James T. Kirk. Here are five times Jim ended up in the hospital, one time Bones did, and how their friendship evolved over time. Chapter 4 of 6 posted.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,852 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 4/21/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Selling the Farm by Evenstar656 reviews
Jim rose up to look into the mirror and before McCoy could react, he sent his fist into the glass. Post STID & follow up to 'Starfleet Medical Hustle'.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,505 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 10/23/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Idiot's Guide to the Pegasus Galaxy by Daelena reviews
When the Expedition members get a little out of hand, Elizabeth decides that it'll be a good idea to have some kind of rule book for them. Thus, the Idiot's Guide was born. Read, review and enjoy the insanity of Atlantis.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 69,998 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Elizabeth W.
Unnoticed by FloydKirk reviews
Captain Kirk has had a problem scene he was 13 years old, and no one has noticed. Until now, that is. Kirk/McCoy Warnings: non-graphic depictions of sex, very lightly implied canabalism, genocide, and an eating disorder.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,254 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Downside to Diplomacy by Deans Addiction reviews
Sometimes being a diplomat has its drawbacks. After eating something on an alien planet, Kirk isn't feeling too good. Bones is there to look after him. Non slash. Just some good old friendship hurt/comfort. Will be multi-chapter but not too long.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
All ending seconds by Schreiberin44 reviews
A hot call went life changing...Sam gets shot leaving him injured and helpless with Jules by his side fighting to get back to a life that will never be the same again...A lot of Spike and Ed in this story too.
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,790 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Sam B., Jules C.
Stuck in the Truck by Chocolate Usagi reviews
Episode tag for 4.02, "Good Cop." Things could have gone badly very quickly. Rated for a little language and a lot of Spike abuse.
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,713 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Mike S.
The Apology by adromir reviews
Sam is in big trouble. No one is aware that he has been missing until four days has gone to past. Would it be too late to save him then?
Flashpoint - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,261 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Sam B. - Complete
Pride Goeth by Spun reviews
Magnus is attractively arrogant. Alec is horrendously sick for two days, but he gets to be right for once, so it's worth it. "We should call it a holiday. 'The Day Alec Was Right and Magnus Was Wrong'."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,610 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 123 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Whole Lotta ShepWhump by scarlet79 reviews
A perfectly-random collection of one-shots about Sheppard getting whumped. The more twisted half of my brain decided to show up and torture my poor Fly-boy, in various and assorted ways. Reviews are SO welcome! 2 *New* Chapters!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,375 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 4/14/2011 - John S.
A Reason To Believe by stella-pegasi reviews
A young slave, who believes that all hope is lost, discovers all he has to do is trust.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2011 - John S. - Complete
Orpheus Rising by everybetty reviews
Rodney and the team work to bring John home, then fight to bring him out of the darkness. Set post S5.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,103 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2011 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Push Me Away by River's Dream reviews
Carson decides to confront John regarding his true reasons for avoiding the infirmary. Warning mention of self-injury. I'm putting the rating at T, let me know if the rating should be different
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2010 - John S., Carson B. - Complete
When Motrin Turns You Blue by Malteaser reviews
Jim has a headache.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/5/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Lead Me To Your Door by shoreleave reviews
Now complete. Jim is tortured by terrorists. Bones is there to help him deal with the aftermath. Lots of hurt!jim. Warning: contains violence and mentions of sexual assault. Mostly rated R for content, except chapters 7 and 8 which contain K/M slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,591 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
A Mini Hostage Situation of Epic Proportions by Iluvwind reviews
He needed to find Bones.... Not because his stomach and his lungs were fighting for who would exit his body first but because all the lights were flashing red around him. Seeing red was bad.... right?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 10/31/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Burning Man by CoolBreeze1 reviews
Sheppard spends a long night incapacitated, with only his team to look out for him. Shep whump, team love.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,821 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2009 - John S. - Complete
Aftershocks by everybetty reviews
There is no way, in my world, that John Sheppard suffered no repercussions in Remnants.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2008 - John S., R. Woolsey - Complete
Understanding by obsessed1 reviews
John needs a minute. H/C
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,035 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Fragmented by Stealth Dragon reviews
Brendan can't remember. Maybe that's a good thing.
Thoughtcrimes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,209 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Not a laughing matter by Linnzi reviews
In response to Stealth Dragon's challenge to write a fic where something happens to Sheppard that is funny, but turns out to be serious. Naturally Shep and McKay whump and much angst, as well a little humour, ensues.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,114 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Aftermath by obsessed1 reviews
Common Ground tag. Sheppard has to deal with the aftermath of events.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,285 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006 - John S. - Complete
Restrained by Alipeeps reviews
Request fic for Kodiak Bear Country feat. Sheppy in restraints. Shep whumpage galore. Now complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,133 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006 - John S. - Complete
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Irresistible reviews
What might have happened after the events of Irresistible. (episode tag)
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,007 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/12 - Published: 1/3 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Repair at Café diem reviews
When he opened his eyes, he was stretched out on the ground and staring up into a sea of worried faces. Teleportation, how had that happened?
Eureka - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2017 - Complete
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