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Author has written 12 stories for Lost, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Titanic.

Hola everybody! Sprekin ze dutch zeis baby,

My name is 16aqua or as some of my closest friends call me Aqua 16 because my room is all underwaterscene ish. Some of you may have readTheEvilTrafficCone's LOST fanfic, A Complx Existence,and in chapter 8 there were at LOT OF COMMENTS AT THE TOP AND BOTTOM. I was the underlined bold print, PEPRIKA.Anyways I absoluely love Pirates of the Caribbean, LOTR, Harry Potter, The Oustiders, and of course LOST! I have just gotten interested in Titanic too! ERAGON IS THE GREATEST FREAKING BOOK EVER!!! AND IF ANYONE (BESIDES TETC And Q) DEFIES THAT, I WILL SERIOUSLY BE PISSED! And might I also add that if you have read Eragon and loved it, DON'T GO SEE THE MOVIE UNLESS YOU WISH TO BE PERMENTLY SCARRED FOR LIFE!! THEY TOTALLY MADE A MOCKERY OF THE BOOK!!! THE ONLY THING THEY GOT RIGHT WAS THE CHARACTERS NAMES!!! I AM DEAD FREAKING SERIOUS!! FIVE MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE THE WRITING FAIRY WAS ALL LIKE LET'S LEAVE, NOW!!

I am a bit weird but as most people can tell from my writing I am a good writer and I love to write. I also enjoy reading a lot too. People in my school think reading and writing are just a big waste of time but I don't! So there! Umm...I read books a lot of the time and I make up my own fantasy stories. I am FINALLY 15, so hahahahahahahaha!!!!! That means I can DRIVE next year!!!! HAHAHAHAHA~!!!!! You wanna know what's a good movie? Blood Diamond.(Speaking of Arthur Dent, much?-ArgyleNinja) (Yes, he's in my movie quote section)

As A side note here, I would like to take a moment of silence to remember Charlie Pace from LOST, R.I.P Charlie...I love you!

I always put up a Disclaimer for anything I write because it is crucial for me to respect the orignal creators of the stories I make fan fictions of. Oh and I like the book Inkheart too but I think my reviewers are a tad upset because I haven't updated in awhile. Oh and I hate it when people put my stories on their favourite list, but don't even bother to send a review to the story!! It's like do you really like the story????!! I NEED DETAILS!!!

Soo...yeah...umm... read my stories because they are really good (from what I've been told) and I think you will enjoy them. Unless of course you don't feel like reading my stories which is still ok for me. Umm..yeah so my best friends are TheEvilTrafficCone, Writing Fairy,and ArgyleNinja andI want you to read their stories because they are excellent writers! Read Alabelle's stories too! AND OF COURSE THE WRITING FAIRY'S STORIES NEED TO BE READ TOO! AND MINE AND ARGYLENINJA'S X-FILES STORY THAT NO ONE HAS REVIEWED!!!

ANIMALS RULE! I am a tree hugger! And I am totally against the idea that animals are used for furs or for fashion designs and other crap like that. Umm...I'm not a popular girl nor will I ever be most likely! I like to make up poems too!! I DON'T WANT TO BE POPULAR...some of them are snobs. NOTE THAT I SAID SOME!

Most of my poems are decent and funny. Umm...I have a dog and two cats umm...well what else do you want me to say? I love chocolate!

I love Charlie Pace from Lost and I love Captain Jack Sparrow too! I LOVE JACK DAWSON FROM TITANIC! I believe Elizabeth Swann needs to die BECAUSE SHE KILLED MY BELOVED CAPTAIN!!!! And the preview for POTC 3 At World's End was on today, and I BLOODY MISSED IT!!! GRRRR!!! X( !!!!!!!!!

Ok...well I don't know what else to say so read my stories!

Ok, ok I know this was a cheesy bio but I DON'T CARE! Also, I believe everyone is just a little insane. It just depends on your level of insanity. Not insane as in 'I belong in a mental institution' but insane as in 'I am sooooooo strange, but I DON'T CARE!' which basically describes me. This is a list of what each day of the week is for me and my friends.

Monday: Mega Cookie Day (yeah our school sells these mega cookies and we all split one)

Tuesday: Hat Day (we can't wear the hats IN school so we wear them to school and from school.)

Wednesday: (We're still trying to think of something. If you have any suggestions, feel free to PM me)

Thursday: Crappy Tie Day (we wear either really ugly ties or ties from the 80's...b/c it's FUN ok???)

Friday: Funky Sock Day (we wear really weird patterend socks)

Alright my faithful reviewers, I need your help. My buddies TheEvilTrafficCone and the Writing Fairy aren't getting a lot of reviews for their recent Pirates story and frankly I don't think that's fair. If you could PLEASE check out their stories and review them if you like them, we would really appreciate it. This also qualifys for ArgyleNinja and her awesome-tastic stories. Please review my friends stories!

Oh, and for all the LOST shipper people out there, I just don't get the Clawyers, or Locke/Claire, or Boone/Claire. Look it's CHARLIE PACE AND CLAIRE LITTLETON GET OVER IT!! THERE IS NO CHANCE THAT CLAIRE WILL GET TOGETHER WITH ANYONE ELSE OK?!

I LOVE TOE SOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Favorite Qutoes:

Me: You cannot supress the truth, the people have a right to know!...

Q: Rosewell, ROSEWELL!

Me: OMG!

Q: WTZ...

Me: Rule #1 No Puns, Rule #2 No PUNS, and rule #3


Me: OMG...

Steph: That used to be a face!

Steph: Follow up questions! Fineish!

Steph: Oh no you didn't...it's not a raft it's a raft!

Any of us in any order: YOU WANNA CHA-CHA?!?!?! ANYTIME ANY PLACE! NARC! DOHIKE! PUNK A$$!!

Me: Woman, get back in here and make me a sandwich! (pause) Did I NOT make myself clear???!!

Me & Q:And Doggett spontaneously combusted. -Fin-


Me: I WEAR THE PANTS IN THIS FAMILY!!!! Tara: Well then what do I wear? Me: I dunno. Tara: Can I wear the plaid mini-skirt? Me: WHY NOT! As long as I'm still wearing the orange track pants. Q: Why are they orange? Me: You don't want to know.

Me: If I ever strive to be popular, you have my permission to beat me dead. Q: With what? Me: I don't know...a shovel!!! Q: Ok then.


Me: Like OMG I like totally broke a nail! Q: Dang, I forgot the shovel. Me: I was kidding. Q: I know.

Q: That sucks flavored milkshakes! Me: No, it sucks pancakes.

Q: Doiley! Me: WHAM!

Steph: TOLIET!! pi$$ water!!!! Me: (laughing hysterically)

Q: Someday, I am going to move lunch tables! Me: No, you won't. Q: Shut up.

Steph (at one of our sleepovers): You two are never going to make it out of my room...ALIVE!! Rae: Tay, go hide anything sharp in the room. (proceeds to hide in sleeping bag)

Rae: (singing) Dearly beloved, we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here she lies! No one knew her worth, the late great daughter of mother earth. Steph: What?

Tara: Damian Kulash is yummy like this breadstick. Katie: How do you like your french fries Tay?

Steph: I am crazy. but since I know I'm crazy, does that make me sane? Me: YES!

Q: What is up with your drawing of Saphira? She looks like she has @$$ leg syndrome. Me: (laughing hysterically) Rae: (laughing hysterically)

Me: What was up with Durza?! He looked like he was sucking on cherry popsicles!! Rae: And Saphira?! She just flew up into the sky and magically transformed into an adult!! Q: I liked it... Me&Rae: WHAT?! Me: Murtagh was all like, "Hey Eragon, you wanna go to the Varden? YOU WANNA SKIP THERE?!?!?!

Katie: DAMIAN KULASH IS YUMMY! Tara: (laughing) Me: (laughing) Q: And you would know this HOW?!

Me: I HAVE YOUR SEXY Q!! Q: Give me my sexy back!

Tara: Guess what? Q: What? Tara: I got a "Nickelback". Q: PUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tara: So Valentine's Day is coming up. Me: Yeah. Tara: Justin won't make me anything. Me: So? Tara: So...I was hoping you would make me an Argyle skirt to go with the plaid one. Q: I WANT ARGYLE TOO!!! Me: Fine, I just need to figure out how to sew...then EVERYONE can be happy!

Q: I will not talk to my momma anymore until she writes me an apology. (A/N: we have this really messed up family tree thing that only involves us friends. It just for fun!) Me: Remind me why again. Q: B/c of all the Damian Kulash jokes. Me: Ohhhh...

Me: WHY DOES LEONARDO DICAPRIO HAVE TO DIE ALL THE FREAKING TIME?! Tara: I don't know. Me: I swear, the camera just loves watching him die.

Q: That was your daily dose of vitamens W...T...and F!

Rae: I have plenty of funny things to say, just not around you.

Me: HA! THAT'S A GOOD IDEA! HA! NO! That's gay!

Q: Someone needs to squirt a liquid out their nose! It happened to Jackie-O on Monday and Max and Tuesday, so it needs to happen to someone today!

Katie: You know your secret!! Q: No I don't!!

Tara: We should make Q an Argyle SCARF!!!(It's a Damian Kulash joke. You had to be there. Less-Than-three-ArgyleNinja, who has hacked into 16Aqua's account. HAHAHAHA!) (not really I gave her my account password. She's one of my best friends.-16aqua)(Way to ruin my fun, Mulldy:( First Damian, noww you! PFFF!! Heart ArgyleNinja)(ok, when you get kicked off the site for saying you hacked, I'll just watch and laugh. Happy now?)

Rae: If someone says "bite me" I say "where are how hard?"

Me: Q you are SO demanding!!! Q: Ha! You said pud-and then DING!!!

Me: Well the way I see it "we" can mean three things, we three, we the people, or my favourite WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: It's HOT...Me: In TO-PEKA!! Q: I am hot, my toe is hot. Me: PICK IT! Q: I am a hot toe picker!

Steph: You wanna know what a really good movie is? The Departed. Me: SHUT UP!!!! (A/N: Steph got to see the Departed, but I have to wait for it to come out on DVD which sucks pancakes!!!)


Tara: Umm...where is my ring? Me: I dunno, did you leave it at home? Tara: No I mean MY ring. Me: OHHHH...I'll bring it to you tomorrow. Q: What?

Me: Charlie, charlie, chaaarlie, chaaaaarrrrlie... Q: What?! What do you want?! Me: We're on a birdge Charlie!

Me & Q: Sexy ballerina, sexy ballerina, riding on her pony, down in Egypt land! (has to be sung, i'm not sure how this came up.)

Me: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO MAKE A FUNNY JOKE WHEN I'M DRINKING CHOCOLATE MILK?!?! (A/N: I spit up chocolate milk three times today b/c they were all making funny jokes!)(ONly, not all of them were funny...Or jokes...-ArgyleNinja)(yes they were.)

Me: So who do you want to do? Tara: Edward Cullen. Me: No I mean from the story. Who do you want to do? Tara: Edward Cullen. Me: What the...OH!!!!

Q: Ew! Oh my God, who would wear red sparkly boxers?? Cashier: I would. All of us: LOL!!!!

Me: Your eyes are like pools of grass.(This one had to be put up here eventually-ArgyleNinja-(Me: Yeah, I was doing that now.)

Rae: ...so now everything that is an animal I just automatically call a "he". Me: Does L-- count? Rae: laughs

Me: (when we had gone to see Harry Potter 3, suckiest of the movie series, they have this little board that tells you what movies are sold out and it had Harry Potter and The Day After Tomorrow written up there.) OMG! HARRY POTTER IS SOLD OUT THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW! Everyone else: laughing while face palming.

Me and Q: (clapping sequence) All together now! All together now!

Q: I saw Max's bum (from Across the universe) and I shit a cornflake.

My Favourite Movie Quotes/TV Quotes

Captain Jack Sparrow: What are you doing? You've burned all the food, the shade, the rum!

CJS: Why is the rum always gone. Oh. That's why.

CJS: 'Ello beastie. (tear)

Charlie Pace: You hit like a ponce.

Jack Dawson: Never let go of that promise.

Michael Dawson: Don't tell me what I should have seen man, if we were back home, I bust a cap in your @$$ homie! For real west side!

Homer Simpson: Where's the defibulator?! zap Ahhh, this thing pays for itself.

H.S: Animal house, house, house, animal house, house, house, nobody ever went to class, and then they saw mr. somebody's a$$.

H.S: Don't rock the boat, don't even get into the boat, just get some ice cream and walk around the peer. But don't go into the bathrooms, they're filthy!

CJS: I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it?

Arthur Dent: It's DENT Arthur DENT! DO PANIC!

Charlie Pace: (written on his hand) Not Pennys Boat cries tears!!!

My Fav. Songs:

David Duchovney

Move Along

Lost Rhapsody

Here It Goes Again


Anything they play on LOST

Captain Jack Sparrow's entrance theme

He's A Pirate

Get Over It


Anything by Greenday

Sawyer Song

C-C-C-Cinnamon Lips

Baby I'm Amazed By You

White and Nerdy


Get Over It

My Heart Will Go On

(I could go on forever, but I'll stop here)

OK I think I've put just about everything in my bio so let's get on w/ our lives k?

-Aqua 16, 16aqua, Peprika, REAL NAME HERE, and whatever the heck you guys want to call me.

-16aqua OUT!

P.S. Message me if you can figure this riddle out: I am crazy, but since I know I'm crazy, does that make me sane?

P.P.S: 98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, put this in your bio.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe.Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think someday the cereal box characters or stupid fake characters in the commercals such as the Keebler Elves are going to dominate the world b/c the freaking people keep taking away their advertisements or other items, copy this into your bio.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you saw the Eragon move (I'm sooooo sorry) and you believe that FOX should NOT be allowed to make an Eldest, copy this into your profile!

P.P.P.S: Remeber, if you're ever stuck in a situation, and you're not sure what to do, always ask yourself this one question, WWJD. WhatWouldJackDo? As in Captain Jack Sparrow, SEXIEST PIRATE ALIVE! (WILL est sexyer)

And remember: Not breathing can cause you to DIE! 'K, I'm done messing with your bio for now. -ArgyleNinja (Riiiiight.-16aqua)

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Affliction by docrock06 reviews
What would happen if M had not died, and now wanted revenge on Tom Sawyer for making him lose all that he worked for? Will the League be able to help their friend in time? Tom Angst.Tom Centric.Tom Hurt. TomAllan fatherson relationship.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,036 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Sawyer - Complete
Amy's Adventure 2 by Kissus reviews
She's back. Amy is craving to watch Dead Man's Chest when she gets a familiar visitor
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,325 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
THINGS PotC would never say by alyssialui reviews
Heres another one for those who know what I usually write. These are statements never heard uttered from the mouths of your favourite PotC characters. Hope you enjoy. Quick note: its gonna be short chaps, mayb a little break until my muse comes back
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,138 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Bondage by TheEvilTrafficCone reviews
Captain Rummy is fed up with working for Beckett's East India Trading Company. She wants out, but the only way to sever ties with him is to double cross Jack and take the key and chest, which just may be harder than it looks. Finished!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,487 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Craptacular One Shot Weird Lost Story! by TheEvilTrafficCone reviews
What if the bird that yelled out Hurley's name could write also and it had a journal? Also, Charlie has a discussion with an IM policeman on the computer in the hatch. Wow, I'm so screwed, u should not read this stuff cuz it will cause ur mind to explod
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,819 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Charlie
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Untitled Romance reviews
Alice is the kind of girl who has been through such an abusive relationship that she no longer trusts men. That includes gentelmen Jack Dawson. But as the Titanic tragedy begins to unfold, will she be able to look past that in order to stay alive? R&R!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2007
A New Wave reviews
Captain Emily has been 'normal' for far too long. When she finds out her old Captain, Jack Sparrow, has landed in some hot water with Davey Jones she decides to help. Only problem is her daughter and her husband have no idea that she's a pirate.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,633 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
Death Is Cruel reviews
READ THE INSIDE AUTHOR'S NOTE! VERY IMPORTANT! Just read it and then read the short story I wrote from Jack's POV!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Jack D., Rose D. - Complete
It's Time For Me To Die reviews
Just a short poem freeverse on what I think Jack was thinking when Elizabeth chained him to the deck of the Black Pearl to get eaten by the Kraken. Please read and review despite the cheesy title! Oneshot! Deeply emotional! Rest in peace dear Captain Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
One Bullet reviews
A boat finally comes to save the islanders two years later. But only Claire and Charlie reamin. Lots of CC. I suck at summaries so please R and R! It's better than it sounds! Charlie really expresses his feelings for her! BEING CONTINUED!
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Charlie, Claire
Deceptions and Decisions reviews
[Seq.to You Can See Me, But I Can't See You]When Jasmine finds out Jack made a deal with Davey Jones, she no longer trusts her Captain. But Jones soon makes her a deal that she can't refuse. She can have sight, if he can have Sparrow. DMC SPOILER STORY!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,364 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006
You Can See Me, But I Can't See You reviews
Jasmine has been on the Black Pearl for years, and after Jack Sparrow's mutniy she despertly wants to find him again. But she can't just jump ship, espically when she's BLIND! But desperate times call for desperate measures. PLEASE READ! Summary sucks!R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,235 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
The Others Plan reviews
Jennie is an other and her mission is to find out info on the survivors. She doesn't want to hurt the survivors, but the Others are her only family. What will she chose to do? Corny summary! Sounds a lot better! R&R PLEASE!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,378 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 4/16/2006
Convicted reviews
[Sequel to A Different Tale] When Jack is convicted of stealing jewlery, he is sent back to Ireland to be sentenced. Now Marie has to go on an adventure to save him, but what if something happens? Ok I suck at summaries! R&R Anyway! Completed!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,620 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Complete
A Different Tale reviews
Jack and Marie have been friends for years. But when Jack wins tickets to Titanic in a poker game, how will their releationship change? Will be chapters with Jack's past. I suck at summaries. R&R! Better that it sounds! Rated for language.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,009 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Complete
The Sequel To 883 Medallions Alex is Back reviews
DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU HAVE READ 883 MEDALLIONS! Alex is back. She goes off on another adventure with Will and Elizabeth to find Jack. Then an evil person from her past shows up. Could this be Alex's demise for good? I suck at summaries! R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,730 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Complete
883 Medallions reviews
What if there were 883 medallions and I had the last one? I suck at summaries so please read! Kind of follows the movie but it is interesting I hope!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Complete