Lotus Aia
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Joined 04-22-05, id: 799459, Profile Updated: 05-07-08
Author has written 30 stories for Fruits Basket, Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, and Prince of Tennis.

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Hi! Thanks for stopping by. Hm... what to put here? Maa... it doesn't matter. As a warning - I write mostly yaoi. You probably already know that though. It's just so gratifying to fangirl over the boyonboy goodness, ne?


I love comments, and constructive critizism is nice from writers with more experience than I have. A interesting note on flames: they're intriguing, especially the ones that have enough anger pent up to leave two paragraphs. Scroll down for The Corner!


I peruse ff.net for several series, but only write for a few.

Boats I captain (get it, get it? Ships I sail, boats I captain? No? Okay. )

Fruits Basket (Yuki x Kyo) -- Quite a few Yukikyo ficlets... and Thoughts Pending. o_O

Gravitation (Yuki x Shuichi)

Kingdom Hearts (Riku x Sora, Axel x Roxas, Cloud x Leon)

Naruto (Kakashi x Iruka, Sasuke x Naruto, Genma x Raidoh) -- most of my stories on ff.net are from Naruto.

Prince of Tennis (Fuji x Ryoma, Momoshiro x Kaidoh)

Saiyuki! (5 x 8, 3 x 9)

Samurai Champloo (Jin x Mugen) -- so much love for the JinMugen-ness

And ReBoot is an old favorite that shall never die... because... my penname is Andraia. Because I'm a nerd like that.


Flame Aia Corner!


Recently educated Flame Aia Corner.

I ranked number one on some guy's fucktarded list and found it interesting that there are different levels of flamers (with their own dictionaries!). Ya learn something new about the interwebs and it's lifeless crowd every day, no?

So there are Trollers that are pointless flamers and there are Respectable Flamers. So these weren't real flamers apparently. Even so, they were bothering me. So I effectively put a stop to the Trollers. Even if they're not real flamers, we'll call them nuisances. And these nuisances have stopped their trolling on me, and a few others that have used this method of bringing out the Trollers. I don't mind so much the people that leave two paragraphs of rage because seriously, if it's that built up, let it out, honey.

Here's where my edju-muh-cation came from:

The Extremely Fucktarded List:

Lotus Aia:

- This person bashes Flamers, but what she doesn't realize is that what she was replying to in her profile were simply Troll Flamers and not Respectable Flamers. Not to mention, she stated that she had her "fans" (a.k.a brainless groupies) help her tear a former flamer apart, but I'm sure all they did was spam them until they had to relent. She's also obnoxiously arrogant because in the end, "Sarah" wasn't a real flamer.

I think he meant Serene, but we'll ignore that and get to the point. He called you brainless groupies. Are you gonna stand for that? Kidding. I just wanted to mull over his words. Yes, I bash flamers. Nope, didn't realize there were levels of Flaming. Thank you for the information, good sir. My 'fans' (ye who be brainless groupies) aren't my fans. They're fans of the stories. Lastly, they couldn't message her because she did not leave penname or link, merely a non-log-in name. Not even I could spam her had I the desire. She came back to my profile on her own accord. Lastly... obnoxiously arrogant... hmm... Maybe you and I are meant for each other then? Kisses Ghosty. And it was an honor to rank top on your list (now that was obnoxiously arrogant).

The 'Annoy' Aia Corner (since I've been informed they aren't flames)

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Cat-san
Mission Sex, anon.

That was stupid...

Well 'Cat-san' (what an original name by the way, oh-so creative) The fact you have an opinion is wonderful, because I fully support everyone having their own opinion. But I must grieve your lack of balls for not letting me reply to you. You must have been neutered as a kitten. I'd send you an 'enjoy being sexless' note, but I can't. Because you fear a little ol' pervert fanfictionwriter. How sad, ne?

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Kayla Hill
firebird@sailromoon.com
Internet Perdition, anon.

Fuck This story!

Well Kayla Hill of sailromoon, I appreciate the fake email address to 'throw me off' in a sad attempt at being brazen. It was enjoyable to laugh at. And such naughty language! I should turn you over my knee, force you to watch two men have sex, then wash your mouth out with soap! And if you'd like to take your poor capitalization skills and fuck my yaoi story so much, you go right ahead. I know it makes you horny just thinking about jacking on your motherboard. So get humpin'. And what's this? You flamed the same story twice!

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Kayla Hill
phillybabygurl@verizon.net
Internet Perdition (yet again!), anon.

This is bull! Naruto and Hinata belong together and gays so stay away form that! Even though I'm on the wrong chapter...

Hm, well, considering I'm on chapter five of this fan fiction, it is relatively hard to "stay away from it", so to speak. And I have all kinds of warnings in the summary, so I can only assume you clicked the link to protest my protest. And (gasp!) you decided to read the SAME EXACT STORY YOU FLAMED LAST TIME! Do I get that much of a rise out of you just by existing?

You have an opinion that offends 99 percent of my readers... go away before your mauled by the yaoi fangirls and fanboys.

So shove your bull in your philly and congratulations on being a moron.

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Serene

Okay. I get it. I understand that I ticked you and your loyal fans off
and I'm sorry. I really didn't mean to offend you and your fans. Your a
good writer and your stories are excellent, even if they orbit around
Yaoi couples I don't particulary like. I realised that my comment wasn't
exactly the nicest one in the world, and I apologize. I mean it. I hope
you and your fans find it in your hearts to forgive me.

Previously, I had Serene's original review posted here. Apparently I, and all ye wonderful fans who railed in your reviews about the flame, convinced her to apologize. It is a heart felt apology, so I've taken down the flame and my nasty response. Thank you, Serene, and I accept your apology. Again, thank you, for addressing me and the fans. That means a lot.

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And to everyone who flames yaoi couples, or even stories in general, flames are mean. A lot of writers on this site are new, have their own opinions, and are trying to write stories for the betterment of self. Constructive criticism is a wonderful tool, much like a teacher to student method of learning. But downright rude comments about ability, opinion, and content, are by far cowardly and childish, not to mention hurtful. (as we can all see, Andraia wasn’t hurt at all. In fact she quite enjoys getting flames) So if ANYONE out there gets a flame, remember what I’ve said about childish and cowardly. Don’t be a flamer, and don’t let flames get you down!

As a side note... I stopped getting those 'troller' flames after posting this little corner. Thanks again Ghosty for the info on levels of flamers. But now that you tell me they weren't real flames... that kinda bursts my bubble. Probably take them down after a while... but if I get more Trollers it's going RIGHT back up.

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LOVE TO ALL FROM THE PERVERTED SASUNARU KAKAIRU AUTHOR.

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Lotus Aia (Andraia): Burning homophobic eyes since 2005.

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Business as Usual by laurabryannan1 reviews
NEW: Epilogue up! A series of linked ficlets placing Jin and Mugen in a modern AU. Mostly JinMugen, but also JinYuki, MugenYuki and JinMugenYuki, with Fuu, Kohza and Yatsuha on the side.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,283 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Jin, Mugen
Artifice by Katraa reviews
Sora thought it was magic that had a hold on his heart. He had no idea it was the magician himself. [riku x sora]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,029 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Little Devil by FruchiSeka reviews
Lucifer – The Fallen Angel. Axel – Lucifer’s human form. And Roxas? – The kid who caught the Devil’s eye... The place? It didn’t matter, their meeting was completely inevitable. Axel, fold those broken wings and take the challenge. AxR Yaoi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Big Daddy Monk's Late Nite Bishounen Love Hotline by Asrella reviews
Tatsuha dispenses Bishounen love advice to the anime world via his very own late night radio show.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Tatsuha U. - Complete
Mission Impossible by Fannin reviews
Opposites attract and they repel. And sometimes they defy nature, all laws of physics, and just about everything else and do both. Kakashi and Iruka drabbles. Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Options, Choices and Obsessions by M-Maltesers reviews
Due to certain unamusing circumstances, Honda, Otogi and Kaiba happen to be rooming together for 23 days... But it isn't what any of them expected and Kaiba starts to wonder if Honda is at all what he appears to be...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,321 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 11/13/2004 - H. Honda, Seto K.
Why Not by Mme.Aloria reviews
Naruto asks Sasuke a question, and brings up past history. Sasuke thinks Naruto is being stupid, but the blond brings up an interesting point that leads to an even more interesting result. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Observation by Mako3 reviews
Gaara has a lot of time on his hands so he observes someone of interest to him. A dash of GaaLee.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Happy Endings by M-Maltesers reviews
Kaidoh and Eiji share a book and a pair of earphones. Shonen ai. For Aia.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Complete
Scarred vs Not Scarred: A Game of Shuriken Tag by Nezuko reviews
KakaIru, GenRai It was a good day in Konoha. A really good day. Especially good because all the right people were around, either just back from a mission or just about to leave on one, but for now around for hanging out with. OneShot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,344 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Genma S., Iruka U. - Complete
Luck in a Teapot by M-Maltesers reviews
Yuki suspects foul tea is at work when the Sohma household goes out for a meal. Slight shonen ai. For Aia.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Untimely Tradition by aleey reviews
Iruka invites Sasuke to partake in a tradition that himself, Naruto, and Kakashi were starting for Christmas time. ( Sasuke x Naruto ) ( Kakashi x Iruka )
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,303 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/20/2005 - Published: 7/12/2004
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Internet Perdition reviews
Yaoi Sasunaru and Kakairu! An artist is terrorizing the internet with pictures of mixed pairings doing naughty acts! Fluffy protests to several pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,808 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Thoughts Pending reviews
Kyo, after returning blows to Akito, is hospitalized in a coma. He wakes up, but continues with a coma charade. All hell breaks loose in the family, and Yuki seems to have found a new side to the cat that he likes. YAOI Yukikyo
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,547 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Yuki S., Kyo S.
Shinobi Drabbles reviews
Latest Drabble: Morning Shower. A series of drabbles, all different and fun. They are YAOI, mind you! Most of them are Kakairu, but there are other pairings, of course. Kakairu, genrai, sasunaru, gaaralee, shinokiba, gaarashika
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,134 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/24/2006
The Party reviews
[yaoi Sasunaru] Sasuke is invited to a party, which he refuses heatedly. Naruto baits him enough though, to a point where the taunts force him to go. Sasuke, with a small infatuation for the blonde, plans to ruin Naruto's fun. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,885 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Progression of Love reviews
[Kakairu] Kakashi and Iruka meet for the first time, in a slightly awkward situation. Kakashi is there to babysit the toddler, Iruka.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Eraser Romanticisms reviews
[Kakairu yaoi] A short drabble that contains the real reason Kakashi fell for Naruto's classic 'eraser in the doorway' trick when first meeting his new genin team. The reason? Iruka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Meet Our Relationship reviews
[Yaoi Sasunaru] Sasuke and Naruto are a relatively new couple. Now, they have the mission of carefully spreading the news about their relationship to the rest of the village, but mostly to their friends. A humorous effect on each group they tell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
To Torment a Genma reviews
Someone finds the best way to torture Genma, and torture it is. His senbon are missing! An elaborate plot against the once light hearted Genma sends him reeling in what appears to be a conspiracy. Set in the Naruto world wherein there is [Genrai][Kakairu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Genma S. - Complete
Nice, Firm, and Perky reviews
[Kakairu Yaoi] Kakashi returns home from a mission with a wound to the head. Iruka fusses and pervy fluff ensues. Aia is not responsible for any nosebleeds from fluffisms. Or from the constant mention of porn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,714 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Kakashi's Wisdom reviews
Kakashi sits his students down for a bit of 'serious learning'. But in reality, he sets them up with a joke for his own amusement.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
To Hate a Life reviews
KabutoSakura fluff! The night after prelims, Kabuto visits the park for a bit of thought. Sakura finds him alone, and for a while she ignores her Sasuke obsession for someone new. Short KabuSaku!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Kabuto Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Mission Sex reviews
YAOI! Sasuke's devilish plan to 'enjoy' Naruto on their mission doesn't go as planned. Mature only please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Porno Repression reviews
Iruka is repressing something: his inner pervert. Kakashi takes the situation into his own hands. Kakairu yaoi! Challenge from IcySaphire.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sunny Skies reviews
YAOI Sasuke contemplates his leaving just before Naruto drags him back to Konoha. They share a little 'punishment'. For KC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Captured reviews
Kakashi and Iruka are captured on a mission, stripped naked, and left in a cold room. Random bit of humorish fluff. Shonen ai, yaoi esque
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Naruto Expressions reviews
A series of expressions, adages, idioisms, and oneliners that fit the personalities of our Hidden Village crew! A short and fun read.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006
Revenge of the Uke reviews
Kakairu yaoi! Kakashi gets a taste of his own medicine, so to speak, when he incites a bit of anger into Iruka one night. Genma and Kakashi talk about the bewildering incident over a beer. P2Iruka and Raidoh talk at break over said incident.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Come Love reviews
Sasuke's relationship to Naruto is for his pleasure, until he's pushed out the window. Haphazardly, he's forced to examine his own heart. Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Less Than Friends, More Than Enemies reviews
Momo walks in on Fuji and Ryoma in the locker room, then wanders off in a daze to reevalute his thoughts on archenemy friendships. He wanders of course, directly into Kaidoh.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
Close the Curtains reviews
KAKAIRU Someone forgot to spread the rumor to Naruto that Kakashi and Iruka were together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Icha Icha Lostu! reviews
Kakashi loses his most prized possession, but there was something else tucked into the book he is more worried about. Set in the KakaIru world. !KakashiXIrukaness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,976 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
For The Love of Epoxy reviews
For a challenge on Icha Icha Sensei, a Valentine's ficlet. Very late, yes. In one way or another, due to Naruto's ineptness, Kakashi and Iruka get glued together. Drunken YAOI at the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sweet Sweet Chocolate reviews
Grading, chocolate, and groping, by courtesy of Iruka and Kakashi. KakaXIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Helping Hand reviews
The other Shinobi decide to give Iruka a helping hand in gaining a little spark in his life, because everyone needs a spark in their life! 'Spark' being booze of course. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Day of the Ninja reviews
December 5th iswas Day of the Ninja. You read correctly, yes. In honor of this sacred day, I present to you a short and completely pointless, plotless, ficlet.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Night Prowler reviews
Kyo's got a night prowler in his room. YAOI
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Strings reviews
Kyo can not have a pleasently sick day to save his life. Yuki comes to a humorous rescue. YAOI
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
From the Beginning reviews
Riku and Sora as little kids. It's a shorty! Kid's rivalry and play is all it is.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Complete
To Take a Walk reviews
Haru takes a walk, and gets lost... what's new, right?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Complete
Falling reviews
House cleaning... bad balance... Kyo nakedness
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Complete
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