Calliope - Muse of epic poetry
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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Hunchback of Notre Dame.

(If this works) here's a link to my deviant account: http://calliope-moep.deviantart.com/

(Contains everything from SSHG drawings to Huncback of Notre Dame and some other drawings, to photos from our HP-events to some HP-crafts.)

Hi,

I think it was high time that I updated this.

I'm Calliope - the Muse of Epic Poetry if anyone didn't understand my Pen Name. The muses are the followers of Apollo and the daughters of Zeus and Mnemosyne, memory. They symbolise different aspects of art and science and Calliope stands for the long, narrative poems.

I'm a twenty three years old university student from the south of Sweden. I've studied ancient history for a year, but now I'm in my fourth year towards becoming an engineer in nanotechnology. I love to write fanfiction though I have absolutely no control over my characters. They do exactly as they please and I can do nothing more than trying to keep up. (However, Due to a very heavy work load I seldom have time to write, but I have not given up on "Bright Minds". It will be finnished and if you are patient enough to stay with me I'm amazed beyond being able to express my gratitude.)

I'm a great fan of Snape-Hermione fiction (they truly are made for each other, aren't they?), but otherwise I don't care too much about pairings, though a few are just disgusting and I can not stand Hermione-Ron (they are far too different and I can't belive that Hermione would fall for someone as immature as Ron). I'm definitely a happy ending kind of person, but sometimes a really good drama/angst could be nice and I don't mind a bumpy road.

I've loved Hermione Granger since the beginning (though she kind of started to behave very childish and not at all what I would imagine her doing in the last two books). She is so much like me (or I'm so much like her) and Ron and Harry definitely needs someone to sort them out - a clever voice of reason. You just have to admit it, without Hermione, Ron and especially Harry would have been dead quite a few times, even back in the Phliosopher's Stone.

When it comes to Severus Snape I have to admit that I wasn't a very big fan of him in the beginning. I fell in love with Alan Rickman's voice (who hasn't?) and I loved his speech, but I didn't like him. However, then he sort of grew on me and after reading Snape's Worst Memory I was lost. He conquered my heart and I will not accept anyone calling him evil. I do not, however, like that Rowling had him being in love with Lily.

Finally I’ll give you my favourite quotations from the books though mostly from the first and fifth book (the pages all refer to the British paperback versions):

‘I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death – if you aren’t as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach.’ (p. 102, tPS)

‘I hope you’re pleased with yourselves. We could have been killed – or worse, expelled. Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to bed.’ (p. 120, tPS)

‘It’s obvous,’ said Ron. ‘You can pretend to be waiting for Professor Flitwick, you know.’ He put on a high voice, ‘Oh Professor Flitwick, I’m so worried, I think I got question fourteen b wrong…’ (p.196, tPS)

‘After all, to the well-organised mind, death is but the next great adventure.’ (p. 215, tPS)

‘Hang on…’ Harry muttered to Ron. ‘There’s an empty chair at the staff table… Where’s Snape?’ /…/

‘Maybe he’s ill?’ said Ron hopefully.

‘Maybe he’s left,’ said Harry, ‘because he missed out on the Defebce Against the Dark Arts job again

‘Or he might have been sacked!’ said Ron enthusiastically. ‘I mean, everyone hates him.’

‘Or maybe,’ said a very cold voice right behind them, ‘he’s waiting to hear why you two didn’t arrive on the school train.’ (p. 62, tCoS)

Snape’s upper lip was curling. Harry wondered why Lockhart was still smiling; if Snape had been looking at him like that he’d been running as fast as he could in the opposite direction. (p. 142, tCoS)

A slightly stunned silence greeted the end of the speech then Ron said, ‘One person can’t feel all that at once, they’d explode.’

‘Just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean that we all have,’ said Hermione nastily, picking up her quill again. (p. 406, tOotP)

‘You can make more, can’t you?’ she said, her voice getting more sweetly girlish as it always did when she was furious.

‘Certainly,’ said Snape coldly. ‘It takes a full moon-cycle to mature, so I should have it ready for you in about a month.’ (p. 656, tOotP)

‘I have no idea,’ said Snape coldly. ‘Potter, when I want nonsense shouted at me I shall give you a Babbeling Beverage. And Crabbe, loosen your hold a little. If Longbottom suffocates it will mean a lot of tedious paperwork and I am afraid I shall have to mention it on your reference if you ever apply for a job.’ (p. 657, tOotP)

‘But I forgot – another old man’s mistake – that some wounds run too deep for the healing.’ (p. 735, tOotP)

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Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11242 - Favs: 8,216 - Follows: 6,383 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Curtain by the real snape reviews
An outrageous tale in which Snape isn't dead, and Hermione isn't going to marry Ron. Instead, Post-Battle Hogwarts needs money for rebuilding. A tragi-comedy in five scenes and some interludes, with a supporting part for Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,501 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Choice of Roads by Imhilien reviews
*HGSS* A curious Hermione finds a way to see future visions of life with Harry or Ron. She didn't expect to see one with the dark Potions master... AU after 'Order of the Phoenix'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 156,800 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Immigrants by lrigD reviews
A woman observes a family as they make the short trip from Ellis Island to their future in the USA. Former one-shot, now -big change- two-shot...
Sound of Music - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
Kitten by Seom reviews
Hermione is turned into a kitten with a potion gone wrong. What happens when Severus Snape finds her and not knowing that she really is a student keeps her as a pet? HGSS LAST CHAPTER POSTED! YES FOLKS! THE END! NOOOO!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,896 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Blue Stocking Thing by JustJeanette reviews
In Response to the REGENCY CHALLENGE on WIKTT. A Regency story Hogwarts style: In which Miss Granger is finally given her book.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,015 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Alchemy of a Name by SirenoftheStorm reviews
I never liked my name. Elizabeth Swann always sounded like someone else, a tall, elegant woman with perfect posture and unbitten fingernails, a stranger who dwells somewhere in the whalebone prison of my gowns and speaks with my voice... Sparrabeth
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
What Goes Around by melusin reviews
Down on his luck, Snape returns to Hogwarts to seek employment. Will the Headmistress give him a chance? Drabble series written for the 'Headmistress Hermione' challenge on lj's grangersnape100. *Winner: Best Drabble Series, SSHG Awards, Third Round 2008*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,474 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
She Could Have Killed Herself by musicalsarelife reviews
Les Misérables. Eponine has a realization about Marius and Cosette. Sort of Eponine's POV. A little angsty, but not too much. My first attempt at a Les Miz story. Oneshot.
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Blind Dates by KafkaExMachina reviews
Not content with the damage done by breeding, Narcissa takes up the loathsome hobby of middle-aged mothers everywhere: Meddling. Severus-centric 'romantic' comedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
In Your Dreams by duj reviews
SSHG, WIP, not HBP or DH compatible. Complete. Circumventing a prophecy is not that easy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,255 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Fair Trade by moxieweed reviews
AWE. AU. When Elizabeth, Barbossa, and Jack face off against Beckett, Davy Jones, and Will, one side makes a most unexpected wager.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Five Moments of Doubt by bagheera reviews
Snape, Neville, Luna, Ginny and Professor McGonagall during Deathly Hallows. Spoilers for book seven.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,173 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Beyond the End by tearsofphoenix reviews
Seven drabbles, seven lives... before and beyond the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
My Real Parents by redfrog reviews
AU to HBP, Hermione finds out that she is not the Granger's daughter. We find out there is more to the Slytherins than we thought and not all Gryffindors are good. This is a SSHG fic with some other potential parings. Some Dumbledore and Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,613 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ask Calus by Hermy Puckle reviews
Ask Calus is The Daily Prophet's new advice columnist and he is sweeping the wizarding world! But who is this mysterious man? Hermione Granger is going to go undercover to find out. Along the way she will make friends, eat cheesecake, and get numb feet! V
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,399 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Legacy by jeslyn-nighthawk reviews
Inspired by the WIKTT Regency Challenge. When Hermione is forced to impersonate her cousin for the Season, she catches the eye of a certain menacing Duke. SSHG, AU, preHBP. Please R&R, thanks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,148 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 8/29/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Choices by Maleficent Angel reviews
Without giving too much away, one key character from Hunchback acts selflessly, changing the outcome for Phoebus, Esmeralda, Frollo and Quasimodo, amongst others. COMPLETE! At last!
Disney - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,389 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Complete
Things that would never happned I hope by sweetnelli reviews
Snape in pink, fluffy flippers... and what have happned to Hermiones hair! Here you can read al those storys I swear will never come up in the books... or i hope so.. mostely a parody fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2005
Regarding Time Travel by katmd reviews
When a potions experiment goes awry, Hermione and Snape are transported back in time and find they are unable to return to the present, leaving Hermione stuck in a situation in which she must learn to deal with not one, but two Snapes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,991 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Heart With No Companion by Michmak reviews
“Well, Miss Granger, even incapacitated as you are, you are still causing me trouble.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,596 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
I'm not a child by Gelsey reviews
Hermione has a problem-she's pregnant and doesn't remember who did it, but she does remember that she wasn't willing. Severus vows to help her get her memory of the incident back-but can something more come out of it all?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,367 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 11/18/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Take Time to Smell the Roses by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
COMPLETE (HGSS) Hermione has used a match making service to find a husband since that is what is expected in society. What happens when the person is someone she least expected? Can he change her views on love?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 81,812 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/13/2004 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dueling With Dolts by shadowycat reviews
Have you ever wondered why Prof. Snape ended up assisting Gilderoy Lockhart with the Dueling Club instead of Prof. Flitwick, who was apparently a champion dueler in his youth?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Gilderoy L., Minerva M.
Fruit Loops by Michmak reviews
SSHG Innocent fruit loops are drowned as Snape attempts to teach his son to…well, read it and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
A Slight Miscalculation by Scattered Logic reviews
Occasionally, even a Potions Master can make a slight miscalculation. (Ficlet - complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Pulls It off by Shiv5468 reviews
Hermione takes on a bet to seduce Severus. But she has a plan - a very cunning plan. Sometimes brains are more important than bust size
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/30/2004 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Bubble bath by Shiv5468 reviews
HGSS Answer to WIkkt bubble bath challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,015 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/29/2004 - Published: 10/25/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Escape from the Darkness by Electryone reviews
[COMPLETE] Inspired by Jane Eyre. Hermione gets a tutoring job over the summer. Unfortunately, her pupil is Snape's niece.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,761 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/23/2003 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Certain Amount of Sense by Insper A. Shen reviews
Hermione has a plan to help Harry but needs Snape's approval. Can she get him to teach her Occlumency? And why is Draco looking at our heroine like that? Eventually HG/SS with a helping of HP/GW and OotP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,757 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/6/2003 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Sev and the Family Snape by moonglow11066 reviews
*Complete* Third in the Moonglow series. Follow Sev and Hermione into parenthood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,714 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/20/2003 - Published: 3/2/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Lost by VenusDeMilo reviews
Hermione gets lost in the past and falls in love with Severus... Cliche, true... but still fun (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/15/2003 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Union of the Snakes by moonglow11066 reviews
*Complete!* Sequel to Hermione's List! Join Severus and Hermione on the somewhat rocky road to romance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,675 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/16/2003 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hinge of Fate by Ramos reviews
Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,804 - Reviews: 2388 - Favs: 3,505 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione's List by moonglow11066 reviews
*COMPLETE* 7th Year; Voldemort has been defeated. Hermione has a few things left to do before she leaves Hogwarts. R for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,034 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Close Quarters by LadyDrake reviews
After losing her parents in a death raid just as summer begins, Hermione is destined for further suffering when she is sent to stay at the Snape Mansion. **After more than 40 requests for a sequel, you'll get one, but I gotta think on it!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 43,005 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/6/2002 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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Bright Minds Think the Same reviews
One usually says that bright minds think the same, but do they listen to their hearts - especially when the minds are as stubborn as those of Severus Snape and Hermione Granger?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 147,186 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
In the Shadow of Notre Dame reviews
Claude Frollo had always been content with keeping religion and science his only mistresses. But oh, how that had changed... By a mere slip of a girl, dancing on the street. Companion piece to "In the Darkness of the Bell Tower".
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2009 - C. Frollo, Esmeralda
In the Darkness of the Bell Tower reviews
Esmeralda loves Phoebus, of course she does. But why then does her mind keep wandering to Frollo?
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Esmeralda, C. Frollo - Complete
Behind Closed Doors reviews
There's one place at Hogwarts where hardly any students ever set their feet and that's the staffroom. So what does the teachers do when they are alone, what are they discussing behind closed doors?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 7/22/2005
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