Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic.

When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku/AU.

It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.

After months of avoidance, fate has thrown Itachi back in Sakura's face when a failed mission nearly claims his life. She finds herself reeled into the Uchiha family, and must navigate a maelstrom of conflicting emotions while undergoing personal growth. Her greatest challenge yet comes when an old, dangerous skeleton tumbles out of the Uchiha closet. ItaSak, Nonmass.

Sakura, a sheltered Stanford student, finds her life upended after witnessing a murder. Struggling to unravel a mystery that has shaped her entire existence, she gets help from the most unexpected of sources: the suspect himself. Tangled in a web of soft lies and sharp truths, Sakura is about to learn just how far human beings will go for those they love. [ItaSaku, Mafia!AU]

Sakura doesn't perform for any man but Itachi Uchiha has her wondering if he gets a kick out of her ticking him off.

During the mission to Wave, Sakura realises that she has to become a better ninja for her teammates' sake and be someone they can depend on. She vows to take her training seriously, and receives help from the most unlikely of sources; Genma Shiranui. The two form an unlikely bond and stick together through thick and thin, while Sakura improves and meets other people along the way.

Ingredients: A delicate flower and a headstrong general. Procedure: Combine ingredients in one palace, add murder plots and power struggles. Shake vigorously for best results. Itasaku.

A collection of companion readings for the main storyline featured in Quietus. Includes character lists and outtakes. WARNING: Contains potential spoilers. Do NOT read chapter 1 if you wish to keep guessing the identities of certain characters. All character identities now revealed as of October 2021.

Sakura misses her train, but meets a man from another lifetime. AU oneshot. [ItaSaku]

SasuSaku Month 2021, Day 6 Prompt: Undercover - in which Sasuke and Sakura are lovers, or agents, or something. Assassin AU. Smut.

I started out as a girl without memories in a foreign land, and life took a turn for the worse after that. Sakura-centric.

Her plan was flawless. Save Shisui. Save the world. Time-travel, Sakura-centric AU

When a blizzard strikes, Katara is torn from Appa's back and separated from her friends. Attempting to find them, she stumbles across Zuko, similarly separated from Iroh and searching for his Uncle or the Avatar – whichever comes first. Pairing up looks like the only option, but what effect will such close contact between two enemies have in the long run? Zutara.

The last year of college was supposed to be her time to focus exclusively on pre-med studies, but the professor of her history course that she happens to be neglecting...disagrees. He's interested in helping her pass, but not without seeking something for himself in return. Sasusaku, Darker Oneshots, Halloween Challenge 2020

Collection of Itachi and Sakura shorts. Chap 21: Oddly, the idea of dying surrounded by female undergarments had never crossed his mind.

Everyone knew Sakura as a mindless Sasuke-"kun" fangirl and it annoyed her beyond words that Itachi might have seen her in the same light. So she made it her goal to show him the real her... And in the process, began to see the real him. ItaSaku. AU. REDRAFT.

Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.

Then the smell hit her. All alphas, every one of them. A stifling cacophony of masculine scents rushed into her lungs, making her knees buckle before she steadied herself. The silver haired man smirked as if he knew what she was thinking. "Yeah, we're fucking hot." He said smugly. "Even betas love the smell."

Faith is broken. Hope is lost. A fire will rise. [Sequel to The Rise of One and final installment of The Black Games trilogy]

When Sakura was three, her father told her he was a criminal. When she was seven, the last thing she saw of him was the sword on his back. When she was eight, she had a friend named Kiba. When they were twelve, they met Shino. And when they were genin, they began to fight for the truth because they could no longer fight for the sake of Konoha.

Sequel to The Old Razzle Dazzle. Kakashi's going on another entertaining mission—and this time, he won't be the only one in drag. (KakaSaku)

Spurned by her fiancee and humiliated in the eyes of the court, Sakura does what any well-mannered, noble lady would do. She seeks a path of political vengeance to bring the Crown to its knees. "This was a political marriage, to begin with. So the consequences will be political as well." CourtlyintrigueAU. Itasaku

uraraka pulls an Atlas, and bakugou tries his hand at motivational screaming. ::kacchako::

Itachi/Sakura. 100 drabbles. 052. Reprieve - Even when everything else falls apart, they find solace in each other.

A man in black haunts her hospital. But what does he want and why is it that Sakura is the only one that can see him? ItaSaku. Modern Myth AU. Death AU

Ba Sing Se has fallen and Katara has been captured by the Fire Nation; a more adult take on the potential progression of S3. AU series of interconnected one-shots. Zutara. Rated for lemons and general darkness.

With Konoha on the verge of destruction, Sakura is sent on a last-resort mission to save her world by travelling to the past. Join her in coping with her old body's shortcomings, testing the natural laws of time, falling in love all over again, and rediscovering who she is. Time-travel. SasuSaku. REAL publication date: Jan 2015

Incubus!AU - Sakura has come home late for work, leaving her incubus husband starving and he's impatient for a meal. Smut, lemons, and some weird kinks (slight inflation) featuring an OCC Sasuke and Sakura. This is a collection of short stores. R&R! Is there a concept you want to see? Leave a comment!

Team 7 is sent on a mission to investigate a disturbance outside of the village, where they encounter an unconscious girl in a crater. The mysterious Sarada insists she's a shinobi from the Hidden Leaf trying to rescue her teammates. When the team discovers she possesses a Sharingan, things become even more unbelievable. [Part of the Legacy of Fire Series]

He watched her, complimented her, bought her expensive things... and after a warning from Sasuke, she wasn't sure if she was anticipating or dreading the moment when Itachi would finally pounce. For an Uchiha, Itachi didn't hide his affections very well, but luckily for him, Sakura didn't mind. Post Fourth War. Non-massacre. REDRAFT.

"Give me one good reason I should wear a dress." In which Kakashi and Sakura go on a very entertaining mission. Kakasaku. Originally posted on Tumblr.

Caught out after dark in Ba Sing Se, Katara is hunted by a group of thugs before being rescued by the Blue Spirit. Locked out of the Upper Ring for the night, it looks like she has nowhere to go until the Blue Spirit takes her home with him, where he unwittingly reveals his identity, and just maybe, Katara's destiny to never be satisfied outside of Prince Zuko's fiery embrace.

All Might comes up with a team-based assignment that appoints Class 1-A to study one another and use that knowledge for their final. Bakugo and Uraraka become an unlikely duo through random selection and now have to figure out how to work together to pass the class. Can they learn to cooperate with each other in time or are they doomed to fail? [Humor/Action/Romance] KACCHAKO

What would it be like, in a two man squad without Sasuke?

Kakashi suspected that Sakura was writing Icha Icha fanfiction. And if she was the author… and she was pairing Junko with her former teacher… well, that had some very interesting implications. (For KakaSaku Month 2018: 3 A.M. Prompt)

She's not breathing, or showing any signs of life, and that worries him.

/SasuSaku./ High school romances are not built to last. Or so he thinks. Delinquent!Sakura&Nerd!Sasuke AU. Oneshot.

the science of bubbles: or, the peril of tears in space.

He was the new head of Cardio and her new boss, and though she thought him a little full of himself, it seemed there was more to the famed Uchiha Itachi than he led on. Not that she could claim her life was that uncomplicated as well. ItaSaku. Modern AU. Grey's Anatomy AU. Rated M for mentions of adult themes.

Raising a teenage daughter in a modern world is no small feat. For some reason, Sasuke always ends up being the one having to deal with the hard questions...and the most awkward situations. [Part VII of Poor Judgement & Associated Adventures]

Waiting: it's a practice Sakura is too familiar with. One she would happily let go, if only life would stop giving her loves to wait for. (SasuSaku. Sequel to In Times of Peace.)

a combat maneuver origin story: or, how the mad bomber falls for the moon.

SasuSaku "She is NOT going by herself. You're sending Sakura to a male dominated village as a lady. Unarmed, and with the condition she hide the fact she can defend herself." - He was never going to let anything bad happen to her. Not like before.

In which Kakashi and Sakura make a series of escalating accusations. Kakasaku. / Glaring at him, she said accusingly, "You like me." His eyes widened, and a short, disbelieving laugh escaped his lips. "What, are you twelve?"

Sakura decides to find her signature scent. Kakashi "helps". Things get out of hand. (Kakasaku. One-shot.)

The flowers dusting the field they meet in are rumored to only grow near graves, but sometimes the plainest truth is exactly as you see it, regardless of legends. The short story of Sakura on a not-date with a traveler who walks the boundary between worlds. [ItaSaku oneshot. Lemon.]

Sakura seeks penitence from her raven-haired pastor and things get out of hand in a hurry. One-shot.

The King demands that his youngest son receive a thorough sex education to prevent ridicule from the nobles at court. Who else should help the young Prince but the Lady Haruno Sakura and his teacher Hatake Kakashi.

drabbles. 61 UP. Sasuke, Sakura, and the ways they stay the same."You make me feel twelve again."

She was a dove in chains. Hidden away in a tower and left to rot, without hope or dreams of salvation. She didn't mind however, because she'd rather be his prisoner than his loyal subject. SasuSaku, Dark.

Sakura wanted to die. Sasori was fine with staying dead. But it seemed fate had other plans for them, because when they both wake up younger with blood pulsing through their veins, they had to remember how to live again. Time Travel AU

In retrospect this was probably the moment Sakura should have said no, packed up all of her stuff, and fled into the night bound for the warm embrace of a soulless, money-sucking hotel rather than continue seriously considering signing the lease and moving in with these weirdoes. Modern day AU Crack

Otou-san said things like that sometimes, about Itachi being better. As if it mattered that Itachi could have graduated the Academy before Sasuke if he and Kaa-chan hadn't held him back, or that somehow Itachi always understood what their Otou-san tried to teach him better and at a younger age than his Nii-san. Non-massacre AU Uchiha-centric slice of life for a tumblr prompt

Non-Massacre:: Gaining Itachi's recommendation to enter ANBU is what Sakura sought, gaining his heart was another thing.

One-night stands are always fun - until the morning comes. ItaSaku. Modern AU.

Random ItaSaku drabbles/onesies featuring various universes and various storylines for your reading pleasure. Chapters may or may not be interconnected.

Sakura pokes his head with her index and middle finger. "Do not be foolish, otouto." (Sakura is the reincarnation of a future that she cannot let happen, and a man who is still alive.) GEN. Sakura-centric COMPLETE

One-Shot. Post!Timeskip. The whole point was to get the best date; that meant the richest and classiest guy, right? Sakura realizes what she has taken for granted and Ino learns a lesson in value. NaruSaku NaruIno!Friendship

Bakugou and Uraraka are dating. Bakugou doesn't get it either.

Kakashi is amused by Sakura's drunken confession: she has a thing for his forearms. A playful story about the things Sakura likes and dislikes about the men in her life.

Katsuki Bakugou always hated party games. Kacchako. OneShot.

"Ino-chan…you like Sasuke, right?" "Yeah." "Great! Then I'll be cheering you on. You can count on me to get you two together." Sakura's love for Sasuke was kept secret. After all, she didn't want to lose her best friend.

A million different fragments of "what ifs" and "what could have beens". An anthology of happy, sad, and weird ways to fall in and out of love told in oneshots. Itasaku.

She didn't know a single thing about the man, other than the fact he was Sasuke's older brother and part of the special forces in the military. Yes, he was intriguing and like every other woman did so, Sakura found him attractive, but he was still, in a way, scary. No, scary was the wrong word to use. More like intimidating. Enough to make her wary around him.

AU. As Sakura is about to discover, choosing whose side you're on can be more than a matter of right and wrong, but a matter of life and death. To figure out where she stands, she has to embrace the reasoning of an unlikely ally, which may just mean accepting the concept that you must hold your loved ones close and your enemies closer.

In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]

Tobirama is on the run from fans when he runs into the pink-haired, tattooed florist. She's his only hope.

Contrary to popular belief, Uchiha Fugaku was not against his sons marrying outside of the clan. He was not even against them choosing a bride of civilian background. But did his eldest son have to choose someone with…pink hair? ItachiXSakura, one-shot. AU Non Massacre. 50 shinobi theme 19. applesauce.

They call her Dove for the way her victims are peaceful in death. ((Companion fic to Wasting Time. Set during the ANBU years))

Sakura was not the type of person to linger over her own demise, but sitting at a dinner table with Itachi and Sasuke as her flesh and blood cousins she realises that perhaps her death should have been more thought out. Well, being an Uchiha instead of a Haruno couldn't be that bad, right? AU Time-Travel fic in which Sakura is totally screwed over. (5th chapter will become 6th)

He created rules, she broke them. He ran with CEOs, she ran with lions. He felt trapped, she embodied freedom. She welcomed him into her world, they knew he couldn't stay. Only...in their wildest dreams.

AU. Keys are meant to unlock precious secrets and Sakura has been the unofficial key holder to the Uchiha's past for a long, long time. She just never imagined something would come after her for this particular secret.

With every twist of her hips, he saw stars. In her eyes, he found sanctuary. In her arms, he always came back home. To her. Post-Epilogue. Canon. /For Sasuke-kun's Birthday. Please Read and Review./

Collage of oneshots where Sasuke and Sakura find themselves in some very compromising situations. #21: "I'm Sasuke Uchiha, captain of this ship, the Sharingan. Welcome aboard."

Non-massacre. Sakura has learned quite a bit about her new bodyguard lately. For example: he doesn't appreciate her cooking, he is terrible at conversation, and he is also falling in love with her. Too bad she doesn't know who he is under that ANBU mask. ItaSaku and others.

Sakura wasn't a white-gowned maiden but she swore Itachi took something from her when they were together for the first time. ItaSaku. AU. Within the Messages verse.

"Hey, who do you think has the nicest breasts in Konoha?"

The TMPD has to work with another department across the country to help solve a case. But the department is Sakura's old workplace and her past comes back with one purpose: to ruin her life with Itachi. Somehow though she has to convince Itachi the past is in the past before her relationship is ruined permanently. Sequel to Within the Messages ItaSaku Modern Police-Universe

As the head of forensics at the Tokyo Police Department, Sakura found herself as the head scientist for the department's new case. And it has her working very closely with Uchiha Itachi. She never thought this case would bring them closer. And she never thought that the killer would be a member of the TMPD. ItaSaku Modern Police-Universe

Because Konoha has too many citizens and they each have too many stories to tell. Drabble collection, pairings vary. 60: Itachi and Sakura, working their way to the inside.

As lovers go, Sakura is about as low-maintenance as they come, and since even that seems to be too much for him, she is doing her damnedest to become no-maintenance. In which Sasuke takes his wife out for dinner, and for some unfathomable reason, she enjoys it. Post-canon, Gravitation-verse, and (spoiler alert!) smut.

KakaSaku drabbles of various ratings. #51 posted. All drabbles are 100 words. Reviews are greatly appreciated.

SasuSaku. Post 699. It is a quiet love that blooms between them. It is a love shared between trivial conversations, and passing intimacies. It is a love expressed through gentle stares, and timid blushes. It is an unspoken bond, tied up in history, and it is a secret that everybody knows about.

One-shot collection for the ItaSaku Fest event happening over on the itasaku tumblr. Day Five - Gratitude (Nov 27th): At the end of a very harrowing mission Sakura nearly faints after healing Itachi so he carries her home. Clearly Sakura needs to thank him, but no gesture seems quite enough... until the day she carries him home.

The earth holds an inescapable attractive force on the moon, holding it in orbit despite the astronomical effort it puts into moving forward. Sasuke knows this from experience. Post-canon celebratory smut

'They're asking us because these soldiers have absolutely no one left to write home to,' Sakura thought with a frown. So she signs up for the Shinobi Letter Exchange, not realizing how large the consequences would be. - AUish one-shot [KakaSaku]

Who would've thought that a simple sentence could send the stoic, sole surviving Uchiha reeling. "Sasuke-kun! The truth is… I-I… you see, I… I touch myself thinking of you!" Life between Sasuke and Sakura would never be the same.

/KakaSaku/ When Sakura makes a mistake with her Hokage-sama, she usually learns to never do it again. This one, however, she swears to do more often. Who wouldn't, with such blissful repercussions? PWP. Oneshot.

Sasuke/Sakura. Sasuke walks back into Konoha with certain memories strategically removed. Sakura doesn't know if it does her heart good or bad that he still remembers her—but it stings when he doesn't remember Naruto. Sometimes, the big things are not so big after all.

Follow-up to 'The Chrysalis'. Itachi finds himself inexplicably drawn to a certain pink-haired kunoichi and when she fails to present herself as he expects, he decides to take matters into his own hands. Little does he know that his fixation will develop into something so completely out of his comfort zone. Set in a Canon environment with an AU storyline. ItaSaku.

Sakura decides she is tired of waiting. She wants Itachi now. Omoni wants to watch. "Continuation" of Your Fat Cat. Rated M.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a person with really bad eyesight must be in need of glasses. Or: The AU where Itachi is a myopic scientist who wears really thick coke-bottle glasses.

"May I suggest the low fat cat food in aisle three?" Itachi suggested. Sakura hissed at him. In which fat cats and rodent dogs are present. Their presence spurs on a heated rivalry and heated interest between two neighbors. ItaSaku, nonmassacre. "Sequel" is up.

"Last Tuesday, you threatened to beat him with a broom if he took the last slice of blueberry pie in the fridge." "But I like pie." A collection of one-shots. Itasaku.

(Generation Swap, Oneshot, Non-Mass) Itachi isn't very excited to meet his genin teammates or his sensei, but when a pink haired medic introduces herself Itachi decides that maybe things won't be so bad.

Being away from Konoha for so long, Sasuke is unprepared when he is faced with a dangerous reality: the new Sakura has him completely distracted. (The best kind of tension is sexual tension...)

It began with twelve. Now it's up to one. Sequel to The Black Games.

At twenty years old, Haruno Sakura thought she knew everything there was to know about fanboys. Until the day Uchiha Itachi showed up in front of her door one morning with a rose, a smile, and the unforgettable words: "I'm your number one fanboy." AU, Non-mass.

(AU Post-War) They don't immediately revert to their old ways because the old ways didn't work anyway. And learning and re-learning and un-learning things have always been the hardest part of the challenge.

without her memories, she was nothing but a pretty toy for them to play with; and she didn't know enough to mind. /AkaSaku/

/SasuSaku/ Sasuke's a famous writer who definitely loves anonymity; Sakura's the new kid who's absolutely obsessed with his works. What'll happen to Sasuke's life when he accidentally crosses paths with her? To Erin.

"Do you realize what you're asking, Sasuke?" Sakura retorted with a snort. "You want me to add lemon juice and bleach to your brother's shampoo in order to dye his hair blond. I don't care how much honor he claims to have. Itachi-san would kill me if he ever found out." ItachiXSakura, one-shot. AU Non-massacre. 50 shinobi theme: #41. Rivals

Sequel to Lemon Juice. Sometimes pranks go too far, but sometimes it's these situations that help push two people together. Sometimes, a little bit of thunder and lightning is exactly what they needed in the first place. ItachiXSakura. Non-massacre AU. 50 shinobi theme challenge #10 thunderstorms.

It was always that dumb smile that made Sasuke give in. NaruSasu. Essentially PWP.

The last thing Sakura ever expected was to fall in-love and be pursued by a glorified prostitute and his...coworkers. Even a train wreck would be paradise compared to her life right now, or so she tells herself at night. Itasaku/Akasaku

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.

"You should be thankful though Sakura! Everyone male in school wants to be your Romeo!" Sakura was honestly going to kill Ino.

None of the former members of Team Seven slept much anymore. [Ambiguous KakaSaku]

It can be tough to keep secrets from a village full of ninjas. Particularly when Ino's on the prowl. [Set post-4th Shinobi War] [KakaSaku]

Rescued one night after an undercover mission, Sakura finds herself helping the masked vigilante "Crow" look into a conspiracy that could threaten Konoha and the Fire Nation. Modern AU - Now COMPLETE!

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. "Itachi-san," Sakura asked suddenly. "Have you been stalking me?" In which it took Uchiha Itachi a whole five days to declare his intentions to Haruno Sakura. In which, subtle and passive aggressive meets oblivious and in denial. Tumblr fanart exchange for the lovely draw-barvs-draw.

Sakura would show them she wasn't pathetic. One harsh word from Sasuke makes Sakura realize that he will never see her unless she is strong enough to stand at his side and not in his shadow.

ItaSaku AU. Sakura had never thought that the practice of bringing home injured animals would carry such great impact to her relatively simple life. But then again, none of them had ever been Uchiha Itachi.

For Sakura, there's always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: "Fiji". AU

Sakura swallows her pride and pays Sasuke a visit to apologize for something she had done the previous day, only for fate to throw her face-to-face and alone with his infamous older brother, Itachi Uchiha. Pleasantries unravel into a heated debate, and the mounting tension climaxes into the unfathomable. ItaSaku. Non-Mass. Warning inside.

She didn't think much of it. Set after the Shinobi War. Dark. M.

She was willing and much too addictive, and he was sure that he wouldn't be satisfied until he consumed her entirely. /ItaSaku/

Is it a blessing? Is it fate that brought them together? Is it all just one big dream or is this a wretched curse brought upon her by some demon with a twisted sense of humor? These are the questions Haruno Sakura asked herself as she watched them. Well, one thing was for sure, life as she knew it would never be the same again. NaruSakuSasu Warning:Bi love, het, and adult theme!

Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.

Konoha's citizens are being controlled by a virus, and it falls on Sakura's shoulders to save them. A double agent among the most hostile, unrepentant criminals in the world, she finds herself navigating between competing loyalties in a sea of moral uncertainty. But that's impossible for a faithful Leaf nin like Sakura. Loyalties aren't contagious...right? [Eventual ItaSaku]

Professor Kakashi learns that take-out is sexy depending on how it's eaten. AU. Now a twoshot! LEMON. [KakaSaku]

"It's simple. Catch me and I'll reward you." Sasuke shifted his head so he was whispering in her sensitive ear, the vauge movement causing icy shivers to travel up her spine. "But if I catch you... you'll be begging that I didn't." "So Sakura, catch me if you can." Lemon chapter 10

It has been said throughout the ages that a weasel around the house is a sign of bad luck- evil even. Especially if within that household there is a girl of marriageable age. AU

He's attracted to blood by nature and unfortunately for her the metaphorically bleeding heart she posses leads him straight to her. Unrelenting, she just can't seem to shake him loose, but then again, why ever would she want to when he makes being caught so captivating?

Two people bitten by a cat experience odd side effects in an attempt to return to normal. Or rather it started out that way. Somewhere along the line it evolved into Sakura just hoping not to have kittens...Literally. (Canonish)

Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.

One thing Sakura Haruno knew for certain was that she was moving off campus next year, away from her pervy RA's and the hormone driven dorm boys.

Even as he's grown accustom to the cold, Sasuke still wished for something to keep him warm. /SasuSaku/

She watched him and wondered what it was like; waiting in the dark, feeling his way around all of life's obstacles. ItaSaku. Smut. Non-Mass.

AU. He saw her on display, smiling just like all the other women, but without having ever met her, Itachi already knew she was discontent with her life. Not that he could blame her. She was like a caught bird, stuck in a cold cage without any hope of soaring in the sky again. One-shot.

Road to Ninja AU. In another world, Sasuke makes the moves. That is, of course, unless Sakura feels like messing with him.

When, where, why, how, for what and whom would Akiyama drop his poker face? A series of really random drabbles.

Sakura knew how thin the line between hate and love was. However, what she did not know was that sometimes, that line did not exist.

Sequel to The Little Get-Together. Naruto shows off his new jutsu. The result is not quite anything Itachi or Sakura expect to see. 50-shinobi Theme 31: Sexy-No-Jutsu. ItaSaku.

Every twist of her hips had Sasuke struggling to remember how to inhale and exhale. Sasusaku Oneshot

Citrus rating: Lime. Synopsis: Even with the Liar Game finally out of the way Akiyama finds something he has yet to finish, knowing that Nao would never collect her due on her own he offers her a gift even she couldn't say no to.

Once bound by ice, now bound by fire. 12 provinces. 24 tributes. 1 winner. Let the games begin. Complete

Uchiha Itachi always believed Haruno Sakura to be beneath his notice. But a chance encounter with the pink haired kunoichi reveals his error and gives him a chance to remedy his mistake in the most unexpected of ways. AU, Non-massacre.

It's all a little more thrilling when there's a possibility of being caught. It all started with Sakura's simple mistake of entering the wrong section of the bath house. SasuSaku Oneshot

This was so not worth ten bucks an hour.

A drunken Hokage and a sexy ANBU captain was not what Sakura anticipated when attending a clan Gala...

Akiyama gets sick and fails to evade Nao.

She wished with all her heart that she could change that fateful day. The day two brothers' souls were irreversibly broken. She should be careful with what she wishes. She might just get the chance. Time travel fic. ItaSaku

ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Mikoto was a woman on a mission. Really, with sons like hers, it was going to take a miracle before she and Fugaku finally get to have some grandbabies to bounce on their knees.

In which Sakura is dragged to the Victoria Secret Semi-Annual Sale and gets a whole lot more than she expected.

How did Naruto go from being the loser of Konoha High to little miss popular's 'lucky charm? It all started when she realized his KISS had the power to get her an A in history. Now all the girls in school are after him! Curse you Sakura Haruno.

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Sequel to flirt. He is intent on laying claim to her. She is not so thrilled by his possessiveness. Meanwhile, Team Seven watches on with complete bewilderment.

Loving someone she did not know the name of could have very easily ruined her. She seemed to live in a smaller world than she thought, though, and obligations as a noble no longer felt relevant when all she could think about was him. AU.

In which Sakura gets to be the damsel in not-so-much-distress, Itachi plays the hero, and one crazy missing-nin is convinced they're utterly in love. / ItaSaku / non-massacre / one-shot

Konoha is on its way to recovery with Kakashi at the helm. Sakura thinks that she's getting back on track with her life. Until Itachi walks back into Konoha, a free man. One secret had once torn them apart. What about the other? Sequel to The Lost One.

Itachi and Sakura have a rather embarassing problem. Post 4th War AU.

"I was sent to protect you," he huffed once he found her again. "I'm not going to play hide and seek with you across the country side. Quit being stubborn." Fluff.

From watching her heal the sick and throttle the living daylights out of her best friend, Itachi discovers that there's a lot more to Haruno Sakura than he expects. Non-massacre. Itasaku.

Because Itachi decided the best opportunity to shag Sakura was when her overprotective teammates could hear them. Non-massacre AU. Rated M for a very good reason.

The dragon never gets the girl. Except one time, he does. AU. KakaSaku.

Akiyama doesn't believe in love, even when he's in the middle of it.

Even Nao has her secrets.

"Um, Naruto." Sai said looking at the blonde across the table from him..."I have Viagra." I think you all can guess what will happen next ; caution !explicit content! SxS

Five boys Haruno Sakura kissed, and the one she never would.

"And to think I lost my virginity to Sasuke." She laughed and Itachi paused. "You what?" Lemon Warning!

When cornered by an enamored Rock Lee yet again, Sakura makes a desperate attempt to escape his advances… nonmassacre / ItaSaku / oneshot

Itachi and Sakura. A life lived and shared. Companion piece to 'Shades of Sunrise.'

Sasuke/Sakura. Non-massacre. You don't need to be extraordinary to have an extraordinary story.

Every. Villain. Is. Lemons. One-shot. It really was wrong, in every sense of the word. But that still couldn't keep them apart. Rated M.

In which Sakura is injured and Itachi is nothing she expected. On hate and healing, anger and adoration, and how easily everything can change. – Itachi x Sakura. AU

Sasuke hardly knows what to think, returning home to see his family altered to such a state. How was he to expect his brother to have plucked his kunoichi teammate? His only wish then was that he could have predicted it.

AU/ He doesn't believe in Alice and Mad Hatter being madly in love, and Muffin Man who loves the Gingerbread Woman. But he meets her. And desperately, he wants a Happy Ending.

Margaritas and daiquiris. A chat between girls. Sounds like trouble. Itachi/Sakura. None Massacre.

Ingredients: No artificial colourings, flavourings or sweeteners, Zero 1%, C.C. 7%, Kallen 12%, Ohgi 6%, Music 60%, Groupies 14%, Drunk Tamaki 100%! Caution: May contain bad singing and/or dancing.

This is where I will post the short stories written for the Edgar Allen Poe contest over at LJ. Each chapter will be in response to a prompt inspired by his work and all will feature Kakashi and Sakura. Lemons and other adult situations are present.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre AU.

Cold excitement slithered down Sasuke's spine. It's her. She is the one he needs. SasuSaku AU Three-shot

No one ever left the Empress's company the same way, and perhaps that was why he sought her. AU. Prize fic for the Kakasaku Tarot Art contest.

Naruto and Sai find it a little strange that Sasuke and Sakura are repeatedly missing training due to sickness, on the same day, several times a week. So they investigate, and can't believe what they find.

Naively manipulated into believing his death may be imminent, Naruto starts to enforce his will while he's still alive… much to Sasuke and Sakura's dismay. Slightly AU since Sasuke has returned. Rated for language and lemon SasuSaku

There would always be a place in Aang's heart for Katara and his love for her would never change. But now he understood more. Zutara, Kataang, Taang.

It all happened through a series of Halloweens. He met her, and gradually, fell harder every year. Nothing was ever simple. Non-massacre.

They are complete strangers…yet they might as well be lovers.

Haruno Sakura, you are sentenced to death for the murder of Uchiha Sasuke.

A mistake on a lease has caused a doctor and a lawyer to become roommates. Unfortunately neither of them want to live with the other and this is the story of how they try to make eachother's lives miserable for an apartment. Itachi/Sakura. Who will last?

But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.

This is the lighthearted sequel to The Riverside Serenade. What does Itachi find when he returns home from a long mission? Non-massacre AU.

When Sakura becomes infected with a deadly poison, she must turn to one of her male teammates for a cure. That is, if she can handle the steamy antidote. Sasu/Saku

[KakaSaku] Various short oneshots of varying length, theme, and rating. Enjoy!

In which Akiyama is a dirty man and an incurable romantic. — AkiyamaNao

'She's got more faith in him than she should, and by half more than he's ever had in himself. It's deeply unsettling.' ::Akiyama/Nao::

CRACK. ONESHOT. SASUSAKU. "So Sasuke-kun," Sakura began, as she did her very best to compose herself. "Let's talk about sex."

"Sasuke-kun! I didn't know you had an older sister!" In which Itachi is thoroughly amused, Sakura is horribly mistaken, and Sasuke wonders if introducing his brother and best friend was the brightest idea. AU / ItaSaku /one-shot/

AU. SasuSaku. Uchiha Sasuke never does anything nice unless he gets something out of it.

She had dreamed of him before in the last five years, ever since he had disappeared a month after the Liar Game ended without so much as a goodbye, but he never looked this different or this good... *LEMON*

Memories lost, Itachi began to settle into life as a civilian in a secluded village. But when fate thrust Sakura into the picture, he knew he could no longer avoid his past. ItaSaku. Spoiler up to Manga Chapter 449. Prequel to The Return of the Heir.

Sakura always had a thing about taking a guy's virginity. Unfortunately for him, Sasuke never knew that. SakuSasu. Reposted.

Itachi/Sakura. AU. Happiness is difficult to acquire, but it won't run from you. You just have to find it. Of dreams, wishes, and blindingly searching for what's already in front of you.

Kakasaku one-shot. AU. Fighting fires was a tough job by all accounts. But when the job requires getting treated by beautiful pink haired paramedics it was worth the hardship. Contains lemon. Over 18's only please.

At the time, asking Sasuke to take her with him when he left Konoha seemed like a great idea. The outcome of that decision, though, throws Sakura into a predicament which leaves her at the mercy of the one person she would never have expected. ItaSaku AU.

[AU][SasuSaku] “Do you think this is a game? That fifty four school girls committing mass suicide is funny?” There are no happy endings in this one, just inbetweens.

Five expected and not so expected effects of the Liar Game on Kanzaki Nao's life.

You know you cannot have her. So you must step back, or you will be the ruin of what you tried so hard to protect. KakaSaku, oneshot

Drabbles, oneshots and residual plot-bunnies, multiple characters, multiple themes. Welcome to SlinkyM’s junk-shop!

Painting her nails a new color each day was a habit that she picked up from Ino. Yet, Sakura didn't realize that each color she picked tended to be based off of her mood for that day... Now if only the males of team seven could put two and two together...

Itachi did not know what had compelled his brother's teammate to seek him out. But he was intrigued enough to follow her. One-shot. Non-massacre AU.

Nao finds a strangely familiar boy, and she and Akiyama discover a connection in their past that goes much deeper than they originally thought. Akiyama x Nao.

She has to seduce a man... And so does he! What crazy things will happen when Sakura and Itachi have the same target? ItaSaku Oneshot.

She blamed her sister completely for making her related to that colossal jerk by marrying Duck Head, Sakura agonized when she saw her new, infuriating brother-in-law eating the last of the damn cereal. AU/oneshot/ItaSaku

He's the beauty and she's the beast. SasuSaku/ UNDERGOING REPAIR.

KakaSaku. One-shot. For a man who claimed to hate hospitals so much, Kakashi sure did spend a lot of time in them. And Sakura was finally beginning to understand just why...

Team 7. AU. Ever wonder why people pair others up in groups of three? Because it makes for awkward social situations. Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, and too much caring.

“Tell me, Miss Haruno, have you ever been with a man?” And so begins her sexual awakening in the name of art.

This is the exact situation that Akiyama had hoped to prevent.

COMPLETE. Itachi had chosen to involve Sakura in something that he did not wish for in the first place. What he did not expect was for her to quickly become the centerpiece of the events surrounding him. Ita-Saku Non-massacre AU. Sequel to The Chance.

Nao and Fukunaga enter an adult toy store. Crack ensues.

Itachi/Sakura. Why is it that the more I tell myself to raise my defenses, the more they fall, and the faster I fall with them?

The inherently male part of him demands to know what in the hell is taking him so goddamn long. ::Akiyama/Nao::

He's definitely not stalking her. You know, except when he is. post-series. ::Akiyama/Nao::

Something is disturbing Itachi’s dreams. Something pink-haired, emerald-eyed and oh so sinfully sexy. AU kinky ItaSaku smut.

In which Sakura learns that not only you can find books in the old Uchiha library. AU ItaSaku kinky smut.

When it happens, they're both about three quarters of the way drunk. One-sided Fukunaga x Akiyama. Implied Akiyama x Nao.

“Haruno, Sakura. Classification: Missing-nin. Activity: Akatsuki. Defection from Konoha: Three years ago. Reason for defection: Unknown. Would you like to tell me why?”

Sakura hated her job as a secretary. Sure it sounded good on paper, and the pay was good, but her bosses constantly showing her appreciation for her hard work through caresses and kisses? She wasn't so hot for that. MultiSaku

AU/ SasuSaku. "You are my inspiration." And so he said. She would have been charmed. But he continued, "little sister."

Darien and Serena were sure that they couldn't stand each other... until someone brought up the idea of drunken Twister at a party. Some compromising situations have them questioning what they always believed to be a hate-hate relationship.

Rape has never been this good... Especially if it's Sakura and her teeth on your zipper. “I’ll unzip your fabulous pants with my teeth.” SasuSaku. CRACK.

I've started writing drabbles for a weekly contest, although I doubt I will participate every week. The entries I write will end up here along with any other spare plot bunnies.

Itachi/Sakura. AU. In which Sakura in a kissing booth happens. In which Itachi happens as well. In which Sakura in a kissing booth with Itachi happens. Hell yeah. For BlueArcticWolf.

AU. In a crumbling Japan ruled by Syndicates and paid for in blood, Haruno Sakura lives behind flying silver bullets and lazy white smoke.

The various and sundry thoughts of an LGT dealer. Stream of consciousness style.

It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. Why Sasuke was angry was not beyond her. “Naruto,” Sakura said slowly, “why did you hire me a male stripper for my eighteenth birthday?” For EWHH its Kenna.

ItaSaku IIP-verse Non-Massacre AU. He doesn't seduce her all the time. Sometimes, she seduces back.

Itachi/Sakura. AU. Pool parties were okay, Itachi decided. When he was able to get the girl AND rub it in Sasuke’s face. For Kayleigh Volturi.

He was lucky to have scored this date with her. She'd saved his life, and ever since, he couldn't get her off his mind. But did she have to talk about that guy so much? Miura x Nao x Akiyama .

In which Itachi gets a visitor in his dreams. A pink-haired demoness that will put his tight rein on his urges to the test. AU kinky smut.

ItaSaku silk kimono-verse AU. The bouquet toss was a success, though Ino didn't quite understand why Sakura looked so flustered when a beaming young woman caught it. Then, Itachi boldly, easily, snagged the frilly white garter that Shikamaru had tossed...

Who would have thought her husband had such a penchant for dirty talk! ItaSaku crackish smut.

Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.

ItaSaku IIP-verse Non-Massacre AU. Contrary to popular belief, Itachi did not seduce Sakura during the time she was nursing him back to health. No, it was the other way around, an innocent seduction that ensnared the Uchiha heir like nothing else could.

Itachi/Sakura. Once upon a time, there was a prince, and a princess. Except, the prince was near insane, the princess was emotionally unstable, and happily ever afters didn’t exist with them.

Of losing and finding and gaining something more. A Sakura/Naruto childhood friendship piece.

Itachi/Sakura. There were many things that Sakura couldn’t see, but she couldn’t believe that she was blind enough to miss something as big as this.

Oneshot. Minor SasuSaku. Who in their right mind would ever choose Shikamaru over him? It just didn't make any sense to poor, abandoned Sasuke. Either way, something had to be done. Something drastic.

ItaSaku fiesta-verse Non-Massacre AU. Follow up to deep fried vegetables. In which the truth finally comes out. In which the cat is let out of the bag. In which Ino makes a big mistake. In which Naruto is definitely not amused.

Some dream of beautiful, flawless jewels and usually someday is given an expensive token of appreciation from their beloved. But one little pink haired trickster steals said jewels from those unaware... Beware she who is blessed by the Trickster god.

Oneshots Collection -SasuSaku- Rating doesn't apply to every chapter: He had realized he had done the worst mistake of his life so far.

Itachi/Sakura. Non-massacre. She couldn’t count the number of times she’d been told she was stupid. But when Itachi calls her stupid, and so close to Christmas, it’s almost unbearable.

Sakura wonders why, of all men in Konoha, she has to fall for him. But when this 'phase' just won't go away, it seems the world may just be against her confessing anything remotely romantic to him. Ita/Saku. Non-Massacre.

In which Sakura and Itachi have to work on the same side in order to crash a Halloween party. While dressed up as Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask. Kisame is amused. Itachi and Sakura? Not so much.

Itachi. Sakura. A snowball fight when the two were much younger, more innocent. Strange how something like that can bring two people together, even through the years. ItaSaku, pre massacre AU, oneshot

Slices of C.C.'s life with Lelouch. Pre-end of Season One.

..."Did it hurt?"..."What?"..."When you fell from Heaven, did it hurt?"... Gaara fails miserably in his attempt to hit on our favorite medic-nin. GaaSaku, oneshot

They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that every action has an equal and opposite reaction - a concept that Itachi never fully understood, prior to this. ItaSaku, complete.

Sakura had never imagined Kakashi was afraid of silly thing like ghosts, but after embarking on a mission with him, she begins to think ghosts aren't so silly any more. Contains kinky and twisted lemons.

Sakura and Itachi, and why maybe running away isn't giving up after all.

ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Who would have thought that she would gain such approval from his mother just by teaching him how to grocery shop?

This is just another infiltration mission, right? Granted, Sakura's target is the Akatsuki, but there is still no reason for this conflict in her heart. Little does she know that Itachi is just as disconcerted. ItaSaku. Spoilers up to Manga Chapter 353.

Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.

The first time she saw him was when she was five. The second time he was already in too deep. And the third time her young heart was stolen. Non-Massacre. Ita/Saku. Complete.

Toph's got some very strict specifications about who can - and CAN'T - date Zuko.

Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.

To her it is as natural as breathing. She wouldn't know how to keep men from adoring her, even if she tried. KakaSaku.

Sakura would do anything to get Sasuke back, even face his older brother, but she never expected to see the man beneath that cold exterior. What she uncovers will change everything she thought she knew about him, Konoha and even herself. LEMON

ItaSaku Sequel to heart strings. They were never meant to be together. Fate was doing everything possible to tear them apart, but one thing binds them closer than never before. As long as hope never dies, life continues to blossom.

ItaSaku She saved his life out of compassion, and he took advantage of her kind heart. Before she knew what was going on, he had bound her to him in a way she had never expected, and what scared her the most was that he was never going to let her go.

It never did run smooth, and it holds true for Itachi and Sakura. But maybe they'll get their happily-ever-after... eventually. Non-massacre AU. ItaSaku. Oneshot.

There's a fine, fine line between two moments in time. There's a fine, fine line between life and death. There's a fine, fine line between love and . . .

ItaSaku Non Massacre AU Sequel to thunderstorm. His version of flirting was so outrageously subtle that she didn't even realize what he was up to until it was all too late. And how ridiculous; she sure as hell wasn't flirting back!

FugakuKushina. ‘There is nothing of Kushina in this boy,’ Fugaku thinks. But then Naruto’s face splits into a grin, so bright and sincere and like his mother’s that Fugaku can feel his heart breaking all over again.

He had done it. What he swore he'd never do. And he'd done it to Sakura. Dark SasuSaku oneshot, mature themes. Sasuke's POV.

AU. SasuSaku. She says that he's the most gorgeous man she's ever laid eyes on. He says she's perfection in a picture. They won't say what counts, but it's still love.

[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].

Because whether Kisame liked it or not, her heart had always belonged to Itachi. KisSakIta.

ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Sequel to tossing a coin. Hell is to be stuck between a thunderstorm and Uchiha Itachi. What on earth had she done to make him antagonize her like this anyway?

When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.

ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Prequel to deep fried vegetables. Sakura comes across someone most unexpected when she finds herself separated from her friends during the summer festival.

Usagi needs some experience. She makes a proposition. Mamoru, unable to help himself, accepts. Story is set roughly in Season 1. Warning: Mature Content. Please R&R.

ItaSaku Prequel to heart strings. To protect her most precious person, Sakura would willingly give her life. Itachi wasn't about to let her die, though.

ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Prequel to thunderstorm. Sakura goes to work one day and has to deal with a most unexpected patient.

ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.

It might have been able to grow, because some things aren't always what they seem. And she tries not to tremble. ItaSaku.

ItaSaku. AU. They were never supposed to meet. She had always been oblivious and wary of the opposite sex, he simply would not take no for an answer. This Christmas holidays was going to be something neither would forget.

ItaSaku. Look at me, he whispered fiercely. I want you to look at me. Don't turn away.

SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.

“I bet I can drink more than you without puking!” Tsunade was really a horrible influence on Sakura, Sasuke mused. SasuSaku. Oneshot.

This fic has been stolen several times. If you see it anywhere else under another name, know that I am the original author!Sakura has never really explored the world of sexual desire but after a little too much sake, all that could change! SakuNaruSasu

[Itachi x Sakura] When their paths crossed by chance, their unlikely story began with a simple command. Rated just in case.

The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku

Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.

[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]

Through allowing the passionate love affair between her husband and his mistress, Hyuuga Hinata found her own happiness.

[Itachi x Sakura] In a battle of deceit and control, Sakura comes on top the first time, but Itachi will not be played as the fool the next time around. Rated for possible upcoming mature themes.

Caught between love and lust [SasuSaku]

KakaSaku. How does one hardened shinobi transition to a point in life where he’s ready to accept change? Will consist of eleven shorts

[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.

He said it once. She heard it one thousand and two times.

Alcohol plus Sakura. Not a good combination, Kakashi soon learns. KakaSaku, oneshot

[KakaSaku] Two and a half years is a long time. Time enough for a blossom tree to bloom three times. Time enough for a child to become a girl, but not enough to become an adult. Time for a heart to crack in loneliness, but not enough time for it to heal.

How many times would you say I love you?

She said she'll marry him. After 24 hours.

[SasuSaku] ”Things are different now. We’re not the same as before.” Oneshot.

Sakura, Itachi, and what could have, should have, would have been. Fifty themes.

When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]

And the way she looks at him, as if she expects him to help, as if she knows he will, nearly drives him over the edge. [SasuSaku...sort of...SasuSakuNaru if you squint]

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*