The Raven Dark Angel
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Joined 03-20-00, id: 8004
Author has written 17 stories for Batman, Young Hercules, Ally McBeal, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Batman Beyond, VIP, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Rurouni Kenshin, Angel, Peacemaker Kurogane, Saiyuki, and Inuyasha.
AIM: jessicaserenity

Yo there. 'Bout frigging time I changed my bio.
Struggling to finish the gargantuan story project also known as The Curse Of Love, and I've got Haldir and Drusilla on the brain for endless nights. I'm sorry for being such a liar, dear readers, for promising consistent posts of said story when I can't. Argh. I'll give you all a good one next time, I promise! Still wondering if it should be a Legolas or Haldir fic. Ah, heck.

Currently working on: "Yukijurou". It's shifted to the Peacemaker Kurogane area, so go check it out!

Favourite Characters:

Angel-- "Angel"
Spike-- "Angel"
Illyria--"Angel"
Willow-- "BtVS"
Faith-- "BtVS"
Xander-- "BtVS"
Saito Hajime-- "Peacemaker Kurogane", "Rurouni Kenshin"
Okita Souji-- "Peacemaker Kurogane", "Rurouni Kenshin"
Hijikata Toshizou-- "Peacemaker Kurogane", "Rurouni Kenshin"

Favourite quotes:

Buffy: What part of punching you in the face did you not understand?

Faith: A Slayer's life is very simple. Want, take, have.

Giles: I'm not supposed to have a private life?
Buffy: No. Because you're very, very old and it's gross.

Spike: RANDY Giles? You might as well of named me Horny Giles. I knew there was a reason I hated you.

Buffy: Remember: The ritual starts, we all die; and I'll kill anyone who comes near Dawn.
[turns and leaves the room]
Spike: Well, not exactly the St. Crispin's Day speech, was it?
Giles: [picking up remaining weapons] We few, we happy few...
Spike: ...we band of buggered.

Glory: You're lying to me.
Spike: Yeah... but it was fun. And guess what, bitch. I'm not telling you jack. You're never gonna get your sodding key, 'cause you might be strong, but in our world, you're an idiot.
Glory: I'm a god.
Spike: The god of what, bad home perms?
Glory: Shut up! I command you to shut up!
Spike: Yeah, okay, sorry, but I just had no idea that gods were such prancing lightweights. Mark my words, the Slayer is going to kick your skanky, lopsided ass back to whatever place would take a cheap, whorish, fashion victim, ex-god like you.

Spike: We like to talk big. Vampires do. 'I'm going to destroy the world.' That's just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You've got... dog racing, Manchester United. And you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. With a real... passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Goodbye, Piccadilly. Farewell, Leicester Bloody Square. You know what I'm saying?

Buffy: Spike, what are you doing here? Five words or less.
Spike: [Counting each word on his fingers] Out. For. A. Walk... Bitch.

Giles: Dear god, Buffy, there's only so much I can take. We're going to have to change the system. A fourteen-year-old's too old to be babysat, and it's not fair on her.
Buffy: What'd she make you do?
Giles: Um, well, we listened to aggressively cheerful music sung by people chosen for their ability to dance. Then we ate cookie dough, and talked about boys.
Buffy: [laughing] I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry, but if it makes you feel any better, my "fun time Buffy party night" involved watching a robot throw Spike through a window, so if you wanna trade... no... wait... I wouldn't give that memory up for anything.

Xander: It's all my fault.
Giles: What makes you say that?
Xander: Statistical probability.

Buffy: I'm suffering the afterness of a bad night of badness.

Anya: Oooh, look at him! I'm thinking imagining having sex with him again.
Buffy: Imaginary Xander is quite the machine.

Illyria to Gunn: Try not to die. You're not unpleasant to my eyes.

Angel: One of you is going to betray me tonight.
Spike: Oh! Oh! Can I deny you three times?

Buffy: "That's all Cryptic Guy said: Fork Guy."
Giles: "I think there are too many guys in your life."

Angel: You know, I started it. The whole... having a soul thing. Before it was all the 'cool new thing'.
Buffy: Oh my god, are you twelve?
Angel: I'm getting the brush off for Captain Peroxide. It doesn't necessarily bring out the champion in me.

Xander: You have white knees! Very white knees!

Anya: How can I help?
Willow: Uh, distract him from Buffy. Uh, piss him off.
Anya: I don't know how.
Willow: Anya, I have faith in you. There is no one you cannot piss off.

Anya: Look, I know you find me attractive. I've seen you looking at my breasts.
Xander: Nothing personal, but when a guy does that, it just means his eyes are open.

Vamp Willow: Well, look at me. I'm all... fuzzy.
Willow: What do I want with you?
Vamp Willow: Your school friend Anya said you're the one that brought me here. She said you could help get me back to my world.
Willow: Oh, oops.
Vamp Willow: [begins fondling Willow] But I don't know. I kind of like the idea of the two of us. We could be quite a team, if you came around to my way of thinking.
Willow: Would that mean we have to snuggle?
Vamp Willow: What do you say? Want to be bad?
Willow: This just can't get more disturbing.

Xander: Giles lived for school. He's still bitter there were only twelve grades.
Buffy: He probably sat in math class thinking, "There should be more math. This could be mathier."
Xander: Come on. You don't think he ever got restless as a kid?
Buffy: Are you kidding? His diapers were tweed.

Anya: This isn't a relationship. You don't need me. All you care about is lots of orgasms.
Xander: Okay, remember how we talked about private conversations? How they're less private when they're in front of my friends?
Spike: Oh, we're not your friends. Go on.
Rupert Giles: Please don't.

Buffy: Why are you standing in my room hugging Mr. Gordo?
Angel: Mr. Gordo?
Buffy: The pig.

Xander: Do you think we should have put a leash on him?
Buffy: Yeah, let's tie ourselves to the crazy vampire.
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And that there are those pathetic haiku pieces from Toshi-san...

In an old shack
I am freezing in my sleep
I watch the spring moon

O flow’r of the plum tree
Though one flower may soon bloom
A plum is a plum

O dear nightingale
Sound of the featherduster
Will not stop

Grasses of the spring
Only five of your colors
Shall I remember

Through the rape blossoms
And bamboo screens rising light
‘Tis the morning sun

God that made me laugh. He is so cute sometimes...*sweatdrop* if you can call the Oni no Fukuchou cute.

Mockery of a Harry Potter Fic by Goggle Joshin Trio reviews
There are Mary-Sues in every category. Harry Potter is most certainly not lacking in them. Here's OUR version -- and you can be sure, it isn't nice!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2002
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Narcissus reviews
I'm so sorry for overestimating you, Monk Boy. Helen Keller was actually SMART." "Someone has to be, if your world was filled with idiots like you." SanzoOC.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,776 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004
Silver Wings reviews
Kagome studies in Hogwarts. Voldemort returns...in Sengoku Jidai. With a friend who has something to prove, she has to destroy Voldemort's last, desperate Horcrux AND try to pass her NEWTs at the same time. HBP Spoilers. IK Sess? NarakuOC
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,253 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Fallen reviews
A story about love and sacrifice, hate and death. A story where the lines between good and evil are hopelessly blurred, where happy endings only belong in fairytales...OkitaOC. R for later chapters.
Peacemaker Kurogane - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 11/7/2004
Yukijurou reviews
This is the story of a girl who changed the lives of the greatest swordsmen in history, a girl who gave a man the greatest gift of all, love. Okita-OC-Harada, Hijikata-OC (Lemon in later chapters)
Peacemaker Kurogane - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,431 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 5/17/2004
The Faith Trials reviews
Faith,the new CEO of Wolfram and Hart,meets Kenshin, the vampire lord, in L.A. Will any of them find the redemption they so desperately seek from each other?BattousaiFaithOkita Lemon and violence.RK-crossover.
Angel - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,791 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2004 - Published: 5/9/2004 - Faith
The Road to Redemption reviews
Faith,CEO of Wolfram and Hart,meets Battousai,the vampire lord,whose clan is embroiled in an age-old war with the Shinsengumi.Would she fall for her client or the enemy, which would start a huge war in LA? Battousai-Faith-Okita. Lemon and violence.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,791 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/12/2004 - Published: 5/5/2004 - Kenshin
The Curse Of Love reviews
What's it like to fall in love with a stuck-up, brooding Elf and have him finally love you back? The fireworks start when you find out you're bound to both the Marchwarden of Lorien and the Prince of Mirkwood. Which bond would you break? Haldir-OC-Legolas
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,199 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Legolas, Haldir
Nonexistent reviews
Set in modern day LA, there is an organisation called the MIB dealing with demons. Souzou Sagara, a vampire, has to go to them for help. But there is only one question;how do you fall in love with someone who doesn't exist?SagaraOC. Rated for later.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,113 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2003 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Sanosuke
Through Your Eyes reviews
HE hates her, SHE hates him, and yet a bizarre happening pulls them both together with an attraction that is impossible to deny. What do they do? Complications galore!DracoOCHarry LOTR X-over
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,035 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/25/2003 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Draco M.
V.I.P. Meets Angel Investigations reviews
The most unlikely collaborations in history! Now, Angel has a daughter, Jessica, and when Cordelia has a vision of VIP in trouble, they go in to help. Problem is, Nikki hates Cordy's guts, and both Johnny and Quick are fighting for Jessica's affection...
VIP - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,400 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2002 - Published: 11/12/2001
It Is You (I Have Loved All Along) reviews
This song is taken from the 'Shrek' Soundtrack by Dana Glover...this song properly portrays the love triangles found within the story, "The Terry Trials".
Batman Beyond - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/10/2001
The Terry Trials Part 1 reviews
Terry's world is turned upside down as a new Vampire Slayer enters the Gotham City. It's further complicated with Ten, Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Osi'Ra, Wonder Girl... and the crush the new Arsenal has on the Slayer herself...Terry finds a new love...co-writt
Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,360 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2001 - Published: 6/10/2001
Angel Of Mine reviews
A poem of Buffy, pining for her lover of the night....
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/28/2000
Stronger Than Death reviews
Ally's point of view when Billy Thomas passed away in the court
Ally McBeal - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2000
Father of Mine reviews
Guess whose point of view am I writing in? Read to find out! Reviews would be greatly appreciated, thanks!
Young Hercules - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/2/2000
Jessie, City Of. reviews
Jessie meets Terry...what happens? Meanwhile, a monster of the night is thirsty for the blood of the Slayer...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4/21/2000
Batman Beyond...Jessie the vampire slayer reviews
Batman is not the only vigilante in Gotham. What happens if a Slayer is there...too? Will they wage war or will love bloom between them? Read to find out!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,209 - Reviews: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2000