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The Mind Arts by Wu Gang reviews
What is more terrifying? A wizard who can kick down your door or a wizard who can look at you and know your every thought? Harry's journey into the mind arts begins with a bout of accidental magic and he practices it and hungers for the feelings it brings. [Major Canon Divergences beginning Third Year.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 239,807 - Reviews: 2570 - Favs: 9,295 - Follows: 10,891 - Updated: 14h - Published: 11/27/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Daphne G., Gellert G.
Accidental Apotheosis by Saphroneth reviews
Ash Ketchum was most of the way through his Johto Pokemon Journey when he tried out a magic potion intended to let him understand Pokemon better. It certainly did that. Now in a new body as a Pokemon that nobody can quite recognize, Ash is going to work out how to carry things and then continue his journey to be a Pokemon Master. There should probably be more steps there.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 149 - Words: 372,324 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 12/22/2022 - Ash K./Satoshi, Arceus
Essence by vincentgrey21 reviews
Ash has always wanted to be a pokemon master. When the time comes for him to pick out his first pokemon, he shocks Professor Oak with a peculiar request. One thing leads to another, and he ends up with a loyal Growlithe. How will this unique situation affect the boy's destiny?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 488,876 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 3,381 - Follows: 3,079 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Ash K./Satoshi, Growlithe/Gardie
Traveler by The Straight Elf reviews
Born and raised in sleepy little Pallet Town, Ash Ketchum has always looked outwards to the vast world beyond. Driven by wonder, ambitions sparked by the legendary Champion Lance, and the desire to shut up Gary Oak, Ash sets out to make his mark on Kanto. But the world of Pokémon has other plans. Joined by a humble Nidoran, Ash finds himself in for more than he bargained for.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 2,114,609 - Reviews: 11015 - Favs: 10,785 - Follows: 9,987 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Hypno/Sleeper, Magmortar/Booburn, Nidoking
Harry Potter, Squatter by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Based on a challenge by Gabriel Herrol. A young Harry Potter is abandoned in new York by the Dursleys. He finds his way onto Olympus and starts squatting in an abandoned temple...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 700,968 - Reviews: 14375 - Favs: 21,839 - Follows: 24,281 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 5/1/2019 - Harry P., Hestia
Borne of Caution by Fuggmann reviews
An irritated Pokemon might tell you to stop what you're doing. An irritated animal will probably just attack you. Pokemon, for all their power, would be open books and a breeze to care for to any competent animal handler on Earth. After a fiery death, a professional zookeeper who never outgrew Pokemon games ends up in the world of Pokemon. The entire world is thrown onto its side.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 583,603 - Reviews: 7579 - Favs: 13,096 - Follows: 14,185 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 9/18/2019 - Brendan/Yūki, Ninetales/Kyukon, OC, Zinnia
Borne of Desire by Fuggmann reviews
A man given a new lease on life finds himself amongst pokemon. From his childhood memories of pokemon as a whole, he assumes the power of pokemon and the world around him runs on convenient fate, rule of cool, and cheesy friendship just like any other anime. Unfortunately for everyone, he's 100% right. (M-Rating might be overkill)
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 163,438 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 5,299 - Follows: 6,171 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 8/25/2021 - Prof. Rowan/Prof. Nanakamado, Lucario, OC
Recoil by ack1308 reviews
The fight against Behemoth in New Delhi goes horribly wrong. Taylor, almost the only survivor, is sent back into the past by Phir Sē to try to fix matters. But there are complications ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 517,340 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 3,270 - Follows: 3,747 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Skitter, Tattletale, Danny H., OC
MLP Loops by Saphroneth reviews
Twilight Sparkle has been here before. In fact, she's been here so often she's thoroughly bored. Time Loop stories for Equestria.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 233 - Words: 2,421,093 - Reviews: 1893 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Twilight Sparkle
Zorua Trainer by FriTik reviews
Trainers are everywhere in the world of Pokemon! But who said they were all human? Ash is a Zorua, but he's going to be a Pokemon Trainer too! With illusions to weave, friends to make, and challenges to conquer, Ash is going to pursue his dreams, wherever that takes him.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 549,701 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 11/25/2017 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi, Pikachu, Zorua
Alea Iacta Est by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gets a different set of powers, and canon begins to diverge almost immediately ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 160,791 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 4,279 - Follows: 5,182 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 7/11/2015
The Scuttling Mob by JustSpaced reviews
The world of Pokémon is full of many strange things, but now there's an additional human physically incapable of using any Pokémon other than Bug types. At least the little bastards are cute. SI-OC.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,994 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 2,545 - Follows: 3,098 - Updated: 10/23/2023 - Published: 7/2/2021 - Roxie/Homika, OC, Venipede
One More Trigger by ack1308 reviews
Taylor Hebert triggers in the locker, and the story begins. But what if someone else had a trigger of their own, years earlier? How would the story change?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 192,289 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 10/2/2023 - Published: 2/1/2014
The Savior, Child of the Tardis, Son of a Mad Man by blackcatkuroi reviews
Out in the Universe is a bright blue box, holder of a fantastical realm. Inhabiting this box is a mad man who calls himself the Doctor, his son, the Savior of the Wizarding World aka Harry Potter, an immortal man from the 51st century who affects a Captain in front of his name, Jack Harkness, and a pink and yellow once-human who is simply Rose Tyler. What was Dumbledore thinking?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 544,950 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 3,645 - Follows: 3,995 - Updated: 9/22/2023 - Published: 6/5/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
I, Panacea by ack1308 reviews
Amy Dallon is a teenage girl in Brockton Bay. She is better known as the superhero Panacea. She is caught in a robbery at the Brockton Bay Central Bank, and is knocked out. When she wakes up, she's not alone in her head ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 210,516 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 3,306 - Follows: 3,811 - Updated: 8/10/2023 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Skitter, Tattletale, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea - Complete
Challenger by darkfire1220 reviews
Ash sets off on his journey to be a Pokemon Master with his starter Charmander and a mischievous Pichu. Together, they battle countless enemies and add to their powerful family. But there are many dark secrets residing in the shadows, and some of them are deadly. Ash and his team must grow strong to survive- because there's no guarantee they'll make it through the challenges ahead.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 246,329 - Reviews: 2935 - Favs: 6,257 - Follows: 6,196 - Updated: 7/22/2023 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu, Charizard/Lizardon, Krookodile
Game Over by Timeandvlove reviews
A normal man from Earth is granted the almighty power of the gamer, and promptly chained to a pipe and dropped in the room in the first Saw film. SI, timeloops, gore, horrible deaths.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 81 - Words: 219,170 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 6/30/2023 - Published: 2/18/2020 - Jigsaw, Amanda Y., Dr. Gordon, Adam F.
Legendarily Popular by Saphroneth reviews
Ash Ketchum really loves Pokemon, because who wouldn't? And Pokemon seem to love him back, too. It's given him a bit of a skewed perspective on what counts as rare, though...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 341 - Words: 842,212 - Reviews: 6108 - Favs: 4,029 - Follows: 3,723 - Updated: 3/30/2023 - Published: 8/2/2021 - Ash K./Satoshi, Mew
Harry Potter and the Scrambled Sorting by TendraelUmbra reviews
The houses of Hogwarts are growing stagnant, and a certain sentient Hat is dismayed over this turn of events. It decides to take matters into its own hands, taking advantage of several obscure rules to sort students where the Hat wants them, not where heredity or their own desires want them to be. The result? A mess that gradually pulls the student body into utter chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,110 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 4,171 - Follows: 5,554 - Updated: 2/18/2023 - Published: 4/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Risk It All by Ideas-Guy reviews
Ren Song didn't have much going for him in life - his family was poor, he wasn't popular at school, and his grades sucked. The only thing he did have going for him was a talent to cheat at card games. After a bad encounter on the streets of Gotham, Ren finds himself with an ability based on becoming famous for points and gambling with those points to improve himself. Gamer fic.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 262,354 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 4,556 - Follows: 5,028 - Updated: 10/11/2022 - Published: 3/2/2021 - Zatanna Z., OC
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,285 - Reviews: 2086 - Favs: 12,270 - Follows: 5,943 - Updated: 7/12/2022 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
See No Evil (Complete) by Ideas-Guy reviews
Vergil St. Jude finds himself at a crossroads - go left for greatness or go right for safety. Longing for greatness, Vergil goes left towards Gotham city where he finds that he starts out not on the lowest rung of society, but he's flat out under the ladder itself. There he learns that greatness is not something that is handed to you, but it is something that you take and become.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 476,284 - Reviews: 2941 - Favs: 4,360 - Follows: 4,028 - Updated: 7/6/2022 - Published: 7/22/2020 - Complete
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,211 - Reviews: 2417 - Favs: 14,900 - Follows: 18,339 - Updated: 3/5/2022 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Nicolas F., Lily Evans P.
Ring-Maker by Lithos Maitreya reviews
Taylor Hebert had a bad day, and came out of it changed. Some parahumans can control bugs. Some can build advanced technology. Some can do unspeakable things to space and time. Taylor can make magic rings, wondrous metals, mysterious weapons, and may not be a parahuman (or, indeed, human) at all.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 153 - Words: 420,816 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 3,183 - Follows: 3,138 - Updated: 2/11/2022 - Published: 7/3/2017 - Sauron, Skitter, Shadow Stalker - Complete
Taylor Varga by mp3.1415player reviews
Taylor has a bad day that ends in a locker. Everyone has heard that one. It goes somewhat differently after that, as her call for help is answered by something from a lot further away than one might expect... A story in which Taylor makes a very large friend, the world gets confused, and Danny comes into his own.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 432 - Words: 2,058,592 - Reviews: 2764 - Favs: 4,075 - Follows: 3,696 - Updated: 1/25/2022 - Published: 3/14/2017
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 196 - Words: 862,540 - Reviews: 13543 - Favs: 6,786 - Follows: 5,606 - Updated: 10/28/2021 - Published: 9/4/2005
The Long Slow Lizarding of Hermione Granger by mp3.1415player reviews
This side story started life as a series of Omakes in my Worm/Luna Varga crossover story "Taylor Varga." It's more or less outgrown that now, with enough words involved to make it viable as a (sort of) standalone story as an experiment. However, it most likely won't make sense unless you have a working knowledge of that story AND Harry Potter, so I'd suggest reading both first :)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,876 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 9/1/2021 - Published: 6/5/2018 - Hermione G.
Harry Is A Dragon, And That's Okay by Saphroneth reviews
Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 735,308 - Reviews: 3881 - Favs: 6,842 - Follows: 6,144 - Updated: 7/4/2021 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
An Essence of Silver and Steel by James D. Fawkes reviews
At the moment of transformation, when the connection was to be established and a young girl's life forever changed, the Red Shadow intervened, and the Administration shard became its tool on the path to human salvation. With the power of every hero ever immortalized in myth and legend, what can that girl do but be a hero herself? -A not-quite-crossover with FSN/Prisma Illya-
Worm - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 121 - Words: 636,986 - Reviews: 4301 - Favs: 5,871 - Follows: 5,761 - Updated: 6/5/2021 - Published: 6/3/2017 - Skitter, Tattletale, Panacea - Complete
Harry Potter, Unexpected Animagus by DWDuck reviews
With the love of a good woman, Harry becomes more confident and learns to handle the embarrassment that comes from being a teenage boy as well as an unexpected animagus. Set during the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Severe Ron bashing ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,928 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 5,758 - Follows: 6,827 - Updated: 4/12/2021 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ex Synthetica by willyolioleo reviews
Taylor doesn't get to control insects. Instead, she controls things that are slightly... smaller. Tinker/Master Taylor. Updates weekly, hopefully. Based more on fanon than canon.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 334,568 - Reviews: 2187 - Favs: 4,430 - Follows: 5,364 - Updated: 3/18/2021 - Published: 10/20/2019 - Skitter, Tattletale, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea
The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
When the dementor attack presents Harry with an opportunity to begin to fight back he gladly sets himself on the path to have a hand in his future. But as time goes on, it's clear that not all is the same as it once was. Why has his scar stopped hurting? What are these seemingly random objects he's drawn to? How deep does the connection between him and Voldemort truly run? Post GoF
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 428,055 - Reviews: 5708 - Favs: 15,497 - Follows: 14,812 - Updated: 2/21/2021 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it. The opening 42 chapters have been revised and updated as of March 2023.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 305 - Words: 2,007,708 - Reviews: 17631 - Favs: 10,694 - Follows: 9,682 - Updated: 2/11/2021 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Percy Jackson and the world of magic by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
In the battle against Kronos Percy the thrown back in time to 1994. Unable to even step foot in America as not risk damaging time itself he is exiled to UK, but all is not lost as he finds a world to hide away in, a world to live in. A world of magic. The wizarding world won't know what hit it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 270,821 - Reviews: 4984 - Favs: 8,912 - Follows: 9,158 - Updated: 1/3/2021 - Published: 11/5/2016
Barefoot by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 157,477 - Reviews: 3470 - Favs: 13,045 - Follows: 14,950 - Updated: 12/22/2020 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Pokemon: Arceus' Book by The Imperator 2 you reviews
Arceus has nearly lost all hope in seeing Humanity and Pokemon some day living in perfect unison with each other. Seeing the latest example as a failure, he has decided to try his final hopes in a single boy from Littleroot Town. A boy named Jacob, and his purity of youth. Jacob has a hard journey ahead of him, but with Arceus' help, it might have just gotten a little easier.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 390,784 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 11/12/2020 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Arceus, Emerald, OC
Legend by The BlackStaff and NightMarE reviews
Extreme positions are not relieved by more moderate ones, but by extreme opposite positions. One Extreme are the Legendaries. Who is the other? Follow the path of Ash Ketchum, with a dragon in tow, in a world that seeks his ruin. Starts with Kanto Arc.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 349,331 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 4,710 - Follows: 4,844 - Updated: 7/26/2020 - Published: 8/3/2018 - Ash K./Satoshi
Hermione Granger and the Serpent's Renaissance by epsi10n reviews
Salazar Slytherin is reborn as Hermione Granger. With her new identity as a muggleborn girl and her old reputation in tatters, Hermione sets out to start a new life for herself, a resurrection for House Slytherin, and a renaissance for the whole of the magical society.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 98 - Words: 292,716 - Reviews: 4356 - Favs: 7,148 - Follows: 8,179 - Updated: 6/6/2020 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Hermione G., Salazar S.
A Demon Lord's Hero by Fahad09 reviews
When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 403,245 - Reviews: 7387 - Favs: 13,821 - Follows: 13,954 - Updated: 5/12/2020 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Shirō E.
One Punch Wizard by MrWriterWriter reviews
When the Dursleys die in a car crash, Dumbledore is left with a quandary as to where to place the Boy-Who-Lived. That is, until he remembers another relative of Lily's: a cousin in Japan. Rated M just be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,988 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 5,923 - Follows: 6,734 - Updated: 4/24/2020 - Published: 2/7/2017 - Harry P., Saitama
A Wand for Skitter by ShayneT reviews
Waking in the body of a murdered child, Taylor Hebert, once a super villain and later a super hero must discover who has been killing muggleborns while being forced to go to Hogwarts, among groups who are the most likely suspects.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 121 - Words: 359,078 - Reviews: 5019 - Favs: 3,992 - Follows: 3,276 - Updated: 2/20/2020 - Published: 2/27/2019 - Complete
Heroes Assemble! by Stargon1 reviews
After five years travelling the world, Harry Potter has landed in New York. He figures that there's no better place than the city that never sleeps to settle in and forge a new life. If only the heroes, villains, aliens and spies had received the message. Begins just before the Avengers movie and continues through the MCU. Encompasses MCU movies & TV, some others along the way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 128 - Words: 603,414 - Reviews: 10596 - Favs: 18,118 - Follows: 17,851 - Updated: 2/5/2020 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 314,960 - Reviews: 8336 - Favs: 12,964 - Follows: 13,144 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Harry The HufflePuff 4 by BajaB reviews
Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,753 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 3,717 - Follows: 3,831 - Updated: 10/14/2019 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Complete
Hive Daughter by PlateGlassArmour reviews
"At that exact moment, Taylor Hebert connected to a vast alien entity. In most universes, she gets the power to control insects, in some, she gets a slightly different power. In this universe, in some cosmic case of wrong telephone number, Taylor connected to the wrong vast alien entity. In this universe, for a few seconds, Taylor Hebert connected to the Tyranid Hive Mind."
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 69 - Words: 174,019 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 4,119 - Follows: 3,824 - Updated: 9/29/2019 - Published: 7/24/2018 - Skitter, Panacea, Dragon - Complete
Pack by mjimeyg reviews
A portkey accident lands Harry at the feet of something more terrifying than a dragon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,331 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 5,577 - Follows: 3,205 - Updated: 9/28/2019 - Published: 9/19/2019 - [Harry P., Lex M.] J. Hammond - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7767 - Favs: 18,911 - Follows: 20,932 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
It Gets Worse by ack1308 reviews
This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,972 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 5,130 - Follows: 3,825 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Emma B., Madison C. - Complete
Price of Blood by ack1308 reviews
We take the tale up in early February of 2011, when Sophia incites a group of boys to chase Taylor down and duct-tape her to a telephone pole. It all goes horribly wrong from the moment that they catch her. Things will never be the same again, for Taylor Hebert or for Brockton Bay.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 151,798 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 2,534 - Follows: 2,549 - Updated: 7/24/2019 - Published: 11/30/2016 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, E. Piggot - Complete
Collagen by T0PH4T reviews
The Shaper shard and Queen Administrator shard switch places. Things butterfly quickly.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 180,288 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 10/5/2018 - Published: 3/28/2018 - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,867 - Reviews: 5346 - Favs: 8,573 - Follows: 3,458 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 6121 - Favs: 19,953 - Follows: 16,677 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Say Vampire by DeltaNovember reviews
Taylor gains monstrous, vampiric powers and is adopted by Faultline's Crew.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 215,253 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 5/22/2018 - Published: 7/28/2017 - Skitter, Madison C., Faultline - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1666 - Favs: 10,853 - Follows: 3,935 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Not His Brother's Keeper by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In a world in which Harry's spoiled brat of a brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry feels no obligation to be heroic. Crackfic. Oneshot. Parody of Wrong Boy-Who-Lived fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 544 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Queen of Blood by SirWill reviews
Taylor Hebert dies in the locker. Then she wakes up in her grave, changed. Powerful. With faint memories of a life not her own. And why does she dream of a castle in the mountains?
Crossover - Castlevania & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 107 - Words: 386,791 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 4,279 - Follows: 3,139 - Updated: 2/25/2018 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Complete
Skittering thief by ShayneT reviews
Granted powers from another world, Taylor Hebert must deal with a Cape world that is out to kill her when they discover that she can permanently steal powers.
Crossover - Heroes & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 76 - Words: 237,015 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Complete
Magic Online by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
It has always been said that magic and technology did not mix; too bad no one ever mentioned that little fact to young Harry Potter. Add in one mad genius bent on destroying the lives of ten thousand people by trapping them inside of his online virtual reality game and you have the makings of a very dangerous brew. HP/HG (Chaps 5-8 Edited.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 46 - Words: 288,294 - Reviews: 3489 - Favs: 6,419 - Follows: 7,005 - Updated: 2/5/2018 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Agil/Andrew Gilbert Mills
Hunting Wyverian by X0ll0X reviews
Taylor Hebert didn't really leave the locker a changed woman as much as she kicked her way out after killing an overgrown spider with too few legs. Now she can turn ex-living beings into PR-unfriendly weaponry and armor while monster mysteriously appear around her (they don't survive) and struggling with not having a secret identity. Also kleptomaniac cats.
Crossover - Monster Hunter & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 109,413 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 6/21/2016
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 4,274 - Follows: 1,533 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,157 - Reviews: 2700 - Favs: 15,931 - Follows: 15,364 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 6193 - Favs: 18,545 - Follows: 19,757 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
Queen of the Swarm by Vherstinae reviews
With all the biohazards in the locker, blood poisoning was inevitable. Contamination was also to be expected. What happens when a dormant brew gets added to a parahuman at the exact moment of a trigger event?
Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 224,968 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 4,225 - Follows: 3,636 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Skitter, Tattletale, Shadow Stalker, Emma B. - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4394 - Favs: 12,318 - Follows: 14,415 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 5037 - Favs: 16,300 - Follows: 16,629 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Grand Trainer Tournament by Mr. Chaos reviews
Book 4 of the Harry Potter Pokemon Master series. When Harry learns Hogwarts is hosting The Grand Trainer Tournament, he is excited to meet new trainers from around the world. But when someone plots to use the tournament to kill him, Harry decides to take matters in his own hands and become more proactive. This new attitude leads him to new allies: Jack Kenway and the Sons of Johto
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 178,332 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Complete
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,660 - Reviews: 2657 - Favs: 4,609 - Follows: 5,023 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 3304 - Favs: 19,325 - Follows: 10,685 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 4482 - Favs: 8,855 - Follows: 5,433 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 376,980 - Reviews: 6114 - Favs: 13,966 - Follows: 14,143 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
She Summons Sea Things by the Sea Shore by mp3.1415player reviews
Another weird idea I had while mulling over ideas for Taylor Varga which didn't quite fit in that story. Not exactly funny, it's rather more dark than I normally write. Sort of a horror story, mostly by implication. Only a short quick one-shot but it's not impossible I may revisit this one day. There's scope for more.
Crossover - Worm & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,288 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 515 - Published: 3/14/2017 - Kid Win, E. Piggot, Assault
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 2429 - Favs: 8,815 - Follows: 5,082 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Skittering Heart by stewart92 reviews
Taylor's trigger was interrupted by a very different source of power. With Keyblade in hand, Taylor must open the way.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 446,047 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 2/9/2017 - Published: 2/10/2016
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 6436 - Favs: 22,085 - Follows: 24,943 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
The 101 Guide To Writing the Ultimate Fanfiction by Concept101 reviews
A satirical comedy focused around Post-5th-Year stories and tropes that surround them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/27/2017 - Published: 1/24/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,796 - Reviews: 6956 - Favs: 22,539 - Follows: 16,585 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Last Chance by LeQuin reviews
Response to Reptillia28's 'Don't Fear the Reaper' challenge. Harry has died for the twelfth time and his reaper sends him back for one last chance at completing his assigned destiny. Find extra deleted scenes by going to the author page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,404 - Reviews: 2626 - Favs: 9,513 - Follows: 4,594 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 3325 - Favs: 10,297 - Follows: 7,106 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
The (Edit) War for Ash's Freedom to not be Betrayed by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
Spacebattles Co-Write with AceAmir. An Ash betrayed by and beaten by the world is so much better, right? Not according to Arceus, and he'll get into an edit war with the angsty Darkern Edgier to protect Ash from his views of what Ash 'should' be. A Anti-Betrayal/ Betrayal Parody Fic. Has a X-Over Punchline.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,056 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 111 - Published: 8/31/2016 - Ash K./Satoshi, Arceus, Unfezant, OC
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,191 - Reviews: 5377 - Favs: 11,029 - Follows: 8,949 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 12406 - Favs: 22,732 - Follows: 14,884 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 8,004 - Follows: 5,625 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Homestuck the Novel by HALLOFdoor reviews
All of Homestuck from Act 1 through [S] GAME OVER. Discontinued.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 298 - Words: 777,318 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/6/2016 - Published: 8/16/2014 - John E., Rose L., Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
After Hours by Tomorrow's Hero reviews
It can be amazing how time and circumstance turn enemies into newfound friends... especially when those same enemies were trying to kill you not one month ago. A series of shorts featuring Mike Schmidt as he tries to make the most of the graveyard shift by making four unexpected new friends.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 132,933 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 4/28/2016 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Foxy - Complete
Worm Loops by gbear605 reviews
This is not her first time here. Nor will it be her last. Innortal-style time loops in the Worm verse.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 110,626 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 4/24/2016 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Skitter
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 6224 - Favs: 8,014 - Follows: 9,495 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Master, Pokémon? by Saphroneth reviews
Pokémon anime AU. Ash Ketchum has something of a secret. He can understand Pokémon... oh, yeah, and there's the thing where he's actually kind of one himself.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,680 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 2,703 - Follows: 2,408 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 5/25/2015 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Latias] Pikachu, Zorua
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 4,285 - Follows: 1,303 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,133 - Reviews: 4987 - Favs: 7,467 - Follows: 4,822 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 5,060 - Follows: 3,773 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Most Wanted: Peter Pettigrew by BlightPhoenix reviews
Harry is fed up with the lies of the ministry, the slander of the prophet and the inaction of everyone around him in the face of Voldemort's return. After careful thinking he has come to a conclusion: find Peter Pettigrew and you find the truth. Hence Harry puts a 100,000 Galleon reward on Peter's head and watches as the entire magical community goes mad in the race to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,906 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 2,536 - Follows: 2,801 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Harry P., Peter P., OC, Amelia B.
Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy reviews
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P.
The Wizard and the Lonely Princess by Harry Leferts reviews
We all have imaginary friends when we're young right? Well, as it turns out, Harry's might not be all that imaginary at all... Chapters 9-11Rewritten. Story Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 155,306 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 3,117 - Follows: 2,428 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Harry Mewter by Alex Ultra reviews
Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,953 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 5,681 - Follows: 4,320 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Mew, Harry P. - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3537 - Favs: 26,517 - Follows: 10,770 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 11,647 - Follows: 4,622 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Innocent by MarauderLover7 reviews
Mr and Mrs Dursley of Number Four, Privet Drive, were happy to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. The same could not be said for their eight year old nephew, but his godfather wanted him anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 80 - Words: 494,191 - Reviews: 2723 - Favs: 7,076 - Follows: 3,791 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Hostage by Xelan reviews
Our favorite witch, held captive, chained by fearsome manacles. A crazy captor. Harry nowhere to be seen. The traditional damsel cliché? Didn't he already do that? Maybe... Read on and maybe you'll be amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 179 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,990 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 4,389 - Follows: 3,327 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 9,244 - Follows: 2,901 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 3,724 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 2213 - Favs: 9,905 - Follows: 5,277 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
That Which Holds The Image by RubbishRobots reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 3,923 - Follows: 1,878 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 9,354 - Follows: 2,919 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 3,685 - Follows: 1,977 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 12,775 - Follows: 4,003 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Wishing Door by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
All Harry Potter, age five, wanted was to be part of a loving family. Can one desperate wish, a little wild magic, and one Ash Ketchum give him what he wants? Story is AU, No pairings, Evil!Dumbledore. Story Edited 12/14/12 w/ minor changes & new omake. Story is still COMPLETE.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 143,165 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Harry P. - Complete
Death of a Hero by Kinsfire reviews
What will the Wizarding world do when it's reported that Harry Potter is dead? The answer might surprise you. (Based off an idea by Rorschach's Blot, and written/posted with his knowledge.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 614 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 3093 - Favs: 3,993 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1748 - Favs: 8,946 - Follows: 3,474 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 17,544 - Follows: 5,146 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 2,481 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 5,214 - Follows: 1,229 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Next Morning by willyolioleo reviews
What if, in first year, the traps were truly designed to prevent a dark wizard from reaching the Philosopher's Stone? What chance do a bunch of first-years stand? Answer: none at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 106 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,219 - Reviews: 4798 - Favs: 14,745 - Follows: 6,128 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2959 - Favs: 10,248 - Follows: 5,095 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6713 - Favs: 15,075 - Follows: 6,324 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 5,444 - Follows: 1,554 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 2,875 - Follows: 2,793 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 4,377 - Follows: 2,965 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 163,659 - Reviews: 16698 - Favs: 30,100 - Follows: 13,040 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 10,300 - Follows: 2,842 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Unforgiveable? by Evilyuriclone reviews
After Harry is poisoned by Ginny in a failed bid to garner his affections via a love potion Hermione seeks to redress her the wrongs done them in the only avenue available.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 260 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 8,264 - Follows: 2,018 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 3,650 - Follows: 941 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 2,661 - Follows: 720 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 3,390 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6782 - Favs: 20,674 - Follows: 7,897 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2910 - Favs: 5,614 - Follows: 2,669 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 5,231 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 6,902 - Follows: 2,108 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 3290 - Favs: 8,835 - Follows: 3,759 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 494 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 3,106 - Follows: 994 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 3,184 - Follows: 681 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Parallels by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry has won the war and lost everything he held near and dear. In desperation he gambles everything on a dimensional jump. HPHG Bad Weasleys good Dumbledore. Rated for language and implied sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,439 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 6,281 - Follows: 1,877 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 12133 - Favs: 26,284 - Follows: 9,907 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2431 - Favs: 7,332 - Follows: 3,032 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 4,379 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 470 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
Backwards Compatible by Ruskbyte reviews
The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 250,183 - Reviews: 2555 - Favs: 3,666 - Follows: 2,881 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 2105 - Favs: 10,623 - Follows: 3,309 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.