(10.4.20 pls this is so old. i'm not changing anything bc i wanna remember how stupid i was when i was 10... no i'm never updating any of my stories also i kinda hate mlb now... ummmm yeah if we used to talk often u can find me on discord $spookybee#6666)

Wassup hoes it's Pacifancy!

THINGS ABUT MOI:

AGE: doesn't matter. I live with my parents tho.

NAME: I'm not telling, but, you can call me by my nickname, Evie

STATE: The surface of the sun which is TEXAS

DO YOU HAVE A YOUTUBE CHANNEL?: Yes, I do. Here's the link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7_HWK6wdlAFLMs8UuaSybw

FUN FACTS ABOUT MOI: I am Nigerian, I play tennis, I play basketball, and yes, I do read books.

FAVE BOOK: Mosquitoland (Mim is really badass)

FAVE COLOURS: ALL OF 'EM

FAVE SHOWS: Miraculous Ladybug, Star vs. The Forces Of Evil, Lolirock, Tara Duncan, and Glitter Force. (Lots of girl power shows there, eh.)

FAVE ANIMES: Ouran High School Host Club, Sword Art Online, and The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

FIVE WORDS TO DESCRIBE MIRACULOUS LADYBUG: I rejected you for you. ;P

And dab on them basic bitches. (melANIEEEEEEE)

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.

"But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech

Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, re-post as

"Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold hearted you really are...

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..

I saw this in someone else's profile and I couldn't not put it in my profile!:D

Ways to keep a healthy level of insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" (I keep on falling asleep in class, maybe his will work?)

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a Diet Water when you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

10. Sing Along At The Opera.

11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

13.. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

16. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

Copy and Paste This To Make People who read bios Smile.

80% of teens would be scratching their heads if the Cinemas announced a Coming Soon Code Lyoko film. If you're that proud 20% that will cheer and scream "Hooray!" If it happened, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Rain C. frosty, Pikana, Queen Authoress 'Starcy' Hand, ForeverDreamer12, Astrid16, CameronNinjaDragons, Star-The-Writer Chat Jaune

No matter how old the fanfiction is, read it.

No matter how many reviews it already has, review it.

Even if there are no reviews, read the story if you like the summary.

If it is the worst piece of writing out there, do not flame.

NEVER, EVER DELIBERATELY TRASH A PERSON BECAUSE THEIR WRITING IS BAD!

Don't be afraid to speak your mind.

Do not steal ideas.

Remember to update your own stories regularly.

If you think you do all of those things, copy and paste this into your profile.

1. Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something...

2. I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the tables and the chairs and table are bullies and the walls get in my way.

3. Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.

5.Say no to drugs; Say yes to tacos.

6. "Are you taking any foreign language classes this year?" " Math."

7.If you ever see me smiling on a Monday, you'll know that an alien has killed me and is wearing my skin as a disguise

8. Teacher: Come on guys! You did this in 6th grade!

Me: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night...

1. Whoever said that nothing's impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door.

2. Whoever said "Words don't hurt" obviously hasn't gotten a hard-back encyclopedia thrown at his head before.

3.When the going gets tough, kick whoever made it that way.

4. Behind every great man is a woman shaking her head and rolling her eyes.

6. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If you can't kill 'em, you’re screwed.

8. He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke at first.

9. Life is difficult. It's full of trials, sorrow and pain. However, if you fall down, just stand up straight, be confident and say... "WHICH IDIOT PUSHED ME?!"

10. Silence is gold. Duct tape is silver.

11. If you do it, you'll regret it. If you don't do it, you'll regret it. Either way, you're still gonna regret it, so why not just do it?

12. A mechanic once told someone, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

13. A drunken man once said this to a cop. "Here Officer, hold my beer while I find my license."

14. Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

15. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

16. Best friends for life! ...or at least 'till our next fight.

17. Isn't it funny how a heart shape is just two teardrops upside down?

18. I'm only smiling 'cos I have no idea what's going on.

19. I looked up at the stars one night and thought, "Where the heck did my ceiling go?!"

20. People say life's short. I say I'm shorter.

22. What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you realize that you're on fire? Do you remember to stop, drop and roll? Or do you just start running around in circles, screaming, "I'M ON FIRE!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!"

23. I was never anyone's friend in the first place, therefore I can't be called a traitor.

25. Give me a chance to shine and I will blind the world!

26. Three people can keep a secret if two are dead.

27. I'm gonna live forever!...Or die trying.

29. War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left.

30.Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

31. I went to the dark side. Yeah, they lied about the cookies.

32. Dear Dark Side, you may have the cookies, but we have the MILK!

33. I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

34. OMG! THE RAIN'S WET! -I'm not AD--Ooh, look, a butterfly!

35. ADOSH: Attention Deficit-Ohh Shiny Thing.

37. God made men first, then he had a better idea!

38. Nope, can't go to Hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me...

39. I reject your reality and substitute my own.

40. Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we continue flying...on broomsticks.

41. I'm probably the coolest dork you'll ever meet.

42. I'm cute...now give me my cookies.

43. Boys in books are just...Better!

44. It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

45. You couldn't handle me...even in your wildest dreams.

46. ADHD writer: Once upon a -- no...There was once a -- no...THE END! .

47. You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.

49. If you make a OC you use your brain for something useful.

50. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.

51. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking too good, either.

52. Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

53. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

54. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

55. This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

56. "Go to hell" "Only if your driving. I call shotgun"

1. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
2. If you think that when a author torture's a character in their story it means they love them, copy and paste this on your profile.
3. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
4. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
5. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
6. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
7. If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile
8. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
9. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
10. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
11. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
12. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
13. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
14. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
15. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
16. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
17. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
18. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
19. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
20. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
21. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
22. If you have ever wanted to live life as any type of animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
23. If you've ever browsed through other authors profiles just to find something interesting to put on your profile, copy and paste this to your profile
24. If you have ever written one of these copy and paste things and put it on your profile, copy and paste this to your profile (Number 28 is mine)
25. If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.
26. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

27. If you've ever read an interesting quote or poem and thought it was interesting and deep and should be thought about more and then completely forgot about it a second later, copy and paste this into your profile.

28. If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile but have never actually done it before, copy and paste this into your profile (You don't know how many times I've done this)

MY DEFINITION OF HOMEWORK: H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K= HALF OF MY ENERGY WASTED ON RANDOM KNOWLEDGE. copy and paste this onto your profile if you think this is true!

REMEMBER WHEN

REMEMBER WHEN

Getting HIGH meant swinging at a play ground

the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
MOM was your hero
and DAD was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when WAR was a card game
and life was SIMPLE and CAREFREE?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still Five Inside... No Matter How Old You Are Now.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, UPDRAFTGIRL37,silentflier, blackmailingdragonqueen, Chaton Jaune

Actual Product Labels that Scare Me: (Who would ignore common sense and do these thing!?)

1. On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (oh no! but that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

2.On another hairdryer: "Do not use while in the shower." (yeah...this one makes sense!)

3. On a bag of Fritos! "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?)

4. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be...how?...)

5. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

6. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh?!)

7. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

8. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

10. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

11. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)

12. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

13. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

14. On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!)

15. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

16. On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

17. On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

18. On a packet of smoked salmon: "Warning. May contain fish." (well, no freaking duh.)

19. On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:
"Put on fork and eat." (And now, people know how to eat)

20. On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (Its really fake then)

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward from twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, If you're one of those 3% who would sit there eating popcorn yelling "Do a Flip You Sparkly Bitch!" Copy and repost this!

Pick the month you were born on... (bold what ya are!)

1(Jan) - I shot

2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with

3 (Mar) - I stabbed

4 (Apr) - I killed

5 (May) - I slapped

6 (June)-I robbed

7 (July) -I kissed-/

8 (Aug) -I smoked with

9 (Sept) - I needed

10 (Oct) - i hugged

11 (Nov) - I ran naked with

12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the date (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a Mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - Paris Hilton 29 - Barney the Dinosaur

Life only comes around once, so be sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you're in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friend and declares "That's her."

If you read this you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realise they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life

About six years ago in Indiana Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of the school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year old Carmen Winstead's body,with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

Fact: About two months later, 16-year old David Gregory read this and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said good night to his mom and went to bed, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin peeled off his face. I'd suggest reposting this if you wanna live... I know I do.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her while she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma Sota balcu", as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet girl. In the .middle of the night she will be on the ceiling. She will suffocate you just like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile she will not bother you. Your act of kindness will be rewarded. Once again if you value your life, I suggest you repost this.

Guys Aren't Jerks

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Boy: No this is fun.

Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary!

Boy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!

Boy: Now give me a BIG hug!

Girl: (hugs him)

Boy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

Girl: (puts helmet on) Alright now slow down.

Boy: I love you bade

In the paper the next day... A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 survived. The truth was that half way down the road, the boy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her say that she loved him, and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet, so she would live through it even if it meant he would die. If you love someone this much repost this... and... the love of your life will realize the feel the same... DON'T BRAKE THIS! Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't repost this by at least 12:00 tonight you will have bad luck the rest of your love life. Guys post this as " I Would Do This For My Girl." Girls post this as " Guys Aren't Jerks."

Answer this test... no cheating

1. Write down the name of someone you know of the opposite sex.

2. Which is the coolest, red, black, green, blue, or yellow?

3. What is your first initial?

4. What is your birth month?

5. Which is cooler, black, or white?

6. Name a person you know of the same gender as you.

7. What is your favorite number?

8. Do you like California, or Florida more?

9. Which is prettier lakes, or oceans?

10. What is your wish?

Done with that?

Here are the answers:

1. You are in love with this person.

2. If you chose: Red: You are alert, and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.

Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from your loved ones.

Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.

If your initials are: A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.

S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life looks very good.

4. If your birth month is: Jan- Mar: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you very least expected.

Apr-June: You will have a strong love relation that will not last long, but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be to great, but you will eventually find your soul-mate.

5. If you chose: Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time, but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.

White: You have a friend who completely confines in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you chose:

California: You love adventure.

Florida: You are laid back.

9. If you chose:

Lakes: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.

Oceans: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you 'RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

When I was six a boy threatened to beat me up if I refused to be his girlfriend.

When I told the teacher she said that I should be flattered that he likes me.

When I was ten a girl called me a whore for wearing shorts on a hot day.

I stopped wearing shorts because I didn't want to be thought of that way.

When I was twelve a girl said that I was fat and that made me ugly.

I didn't eat for two weeks.

When I was fourteen I got my first boyfriend.

He broke up with me because his friends thought I wasn't pretty enough.

When I was sixteen I went to a party where I was raped.

When I went to the police they told me that I shouldn't have worn a skirt.

When I was eighteen I met a boy who told me that I was beautiful and special.

I thought that he was my friend, he called me a bitch when I turned him down for sex.

I could go on.

I could tell you about every catcall.

Every guy who has groped me on the subway.

Every bad date.

Every time I felt like I owed him something.

Every meal I skipped because I thought that no one would like me unless I was skinny.

I'm not saying that all men are bad.

Just the ones who think that women are their playthings.

I don't owe you sex because you paid for dinner or bought me a drink.

I am not asking for it because I'm wearing a skirt.

I am not ugly because I'm fat.

I am not a bitch or a tease because I don't want to have sex with you.

I am a human and I deserve to be treated with respect.

-Anonymous, Age 20

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book, and if I do dance, I dance solo. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak or a geek either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space or Yahoo, or talking to a friend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that doesn't stalk boys because they're cute or are jocks. I am the girl who sings her heart out in public. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.PrettyFanGirl; Truth Be Told 13; DEFiiANCE; Angel of Apathy; Vic Taylor; Erma Buckles; butterfly1415; NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from ); Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon; Atem's Sister Atea; QueenManaOfEgypt; Velgamidragon; Princess Atemna; Lexicat; 2cute4ugirl; Aqua girl 007, ImmortalAngel92, noffermans; phantom-san;ANimEisAweSOme4400; british-otaku; Mrs. Luigi Vargas; SakuraMoriChan; ripplehealer; eonentity; Amy47101; DreamYourOwnDestiny, Princess December Snow, Shteven27, Timisa, Chat Jaune

Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls

(This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they are strong when bad things happen.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter.

In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!! The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls?" After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE.

Nice guys don't finish last.

But if you:

Think a girl owes you sex because you paid for dinner or bought her flowers Think that it's okay to touch a girl without permission Think that being drunk is consent Think "no means yes" Get mad over being "friendzoned" Tell a girl that she should diet, or get a boob job Never listen to her even after she listens to you Think that it's okay to sleep with a girl and then never call her again Get mad whenever a girl doesn't want to have sex with you Judge her worth by her waistline Think that smart girls are unattractive Insult her, her friends, or her family Get mad at her for having friends Are nice to a girl only to get her into bed Pretend to like her to get close to her friends Call her a fake geek for liking something nerdy Make fun of her for liking sports Make fun of her for liking makeup Call her a slut or a whore Shame her because she's not a virgin Shame her because she is a virgin

THEN YOU ARE NOT A NICE GUY!!!!

It's okay to like boys,

It's okay to like girls,

It's okay to like both,

Or none.

It's okay to be a boy,

It's okay to be a girl,

Or both,

Or none.

Gay,

Lesbian,

Bisexual,

Asexual.

Transgender,

Genderfluid,

Agender,

And any that I may have missed,

You are beautiful just the way you are.

Stop making fun of girls who like to read.

Stop making fun of girls who don't.

Stop making fun of girls who like video games and comic books.

Stop making fun of girls who like sports.

Stop making fun of girls who don't like parties.

Stop making fun of girls who like parties.

Stop making fun of girls who don't wear makeup.

Stop making fun of girls who wear makeup.

Stop making fun of girls who don't like dresses.

Stop making fun of girls who love dresses.

Stop making fun of girls who wear revealing clothing.

Stop making fun of girls who wear hoodies and sweatpants.

Stop making fun of the girls who love shopping.

Stop making fun of girls who don't like shopping.

Stop making fun of girls who are big.

Stop making fun of girls who are small.

Stop making fun of girls who don't have sex.

Stop making fun of girls who have lots of sex.

Stop making fun of girls who do well in school.

Stop making fun of girls who don't do well in school.

STOP MAKING FUN OF GIRLS!

BOYS SHOULDN'T CHEAT!

There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away everytime she had a chance to. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything...what movie theatre and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. she watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre. Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "heck yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in her closet dead... she commited suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you Jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney.

Thank you.

Guys can like pink.

Girls can like blue.

Guy's can like dolls.

Girls can like sports.

Guys can like ballet.

Girls can like karate.

Guys can like princesses.

Girls can like superheroes.

Guys can like ice dancing.

Girls can like video games.

Guys can like sewing and cooking.

Girls can like science and math.

Let's break gender roles. Do what makes YOU happy.

Calling someone a SLUT is never okay.

I don't care if she has had sex once.

I don't care if she's had sex with everyone in school.

I don't care if she wears revealing clothing.

When you call a girl a SLUT you are SHAMING HER!

NOW READ MY STORIES!!!!!!!!!! ;)

-Chaton Jaune