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 Author has written 54 stories for Digimon, Harry Potter, Spirited Away, Beyblade, House, M.D., and Artemis Fowl. Hi, all!! I write fanfiction for 3 reasons: 1) My original writing keeps giving me writers' block, and fanfics are a known medicine that cures writers' block. Warning: It's very addictive. But, hey, what other drug allows you to build your writing skills while you're high? 2) I desperately crave reviews because I have a hole in my soul that can only be filled by constant applause and compliments. 3) It's fun. I am The Creatress. Obey me, or I will set my minions upon you... Favourite Pairings Artemis Fowl Artemis Fowl/Holly Short (OTP!! WOOT WOOT WOOT!!) Opal Koboi/Minerva Paradizo (Why not?) Foaly/Calbaline Smallville Lex/Lana (OTP Senior! WOOT WOOT WOOT!!) Clark/Lois (You're like Mom and Dad. You've always been together and you breaking up would probably traumatize me. But you're never any fun.) Harry Potter Severus/Hermione (interhouse, cross-gen, enemy ship – Unity is a Good Thing) Tom/Ginny (interhouse, cross-gen… Just ship all the redheaded supervixens with evil genii - it works.) (WOOT WOOT WOOT!!) House House/Cameron (SSHG without magic!) (Still hawt, though) Cuddy/Wilson (...I dunno) Foreman/Thirteen (House/Cameron Jr.) Digimon (I went on YouTube the other day and WATCHED EVERY SINGLE EPISODE!! Up to Season 2. Because it starts sucking after that.) Ken/Yolei (See, you don't need red hair to have pretty hair and you don't need blue eyes to be join the Bad Guys Club) Matt/Mimi (...You don't. Seriously.) Tai/Sora (Nothing is sexier than soccer. Seriously.) Pokemon (ALL HAIL YOUTUBE!!) Ash/Misty (Meh. So he's not evil. So what? Her hair isn't that red.) James/Jessie (... ... ... What else can you do with them?) Ugly Betty Betty/Gio (Too perfect for words) Daniel/Hilda (Try it - it works) ... Umm... Favourite Random Quotes "If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That's the way history is written." - Artemis Fowl "Behind every wrong man, there's a right woman, shaking her head in frustration." - Emerald Imagination "Fuck you!" - Pierre Elliot Trudeau, former Prime Minister of Canada "I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." - Henry David Thoreau YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You zone out even with other people. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. You're profile is REALLY long. Your computer runs out of memory. You can't stop writing! And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. I guess I'm an author. . . Copy and Paste... If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you believe in God, copy this into your profile. If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile. If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile. If you have done so much stupid stuff that you just go by Bella, or you're just a plain clutz, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (Chocolate? WHO SAID CHOCOLATE?!). If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! Hobbies 1. Writing. 2. Reading (I would rather write than read. How egotistical am I? :P ) Anything. Name the book you want to discuss and I'll discuss it with you. If by the slightest chance, you suggest a book that I haven't already read, give me a day to get ready for you. 4. Watching TV. (House, Little Mosque on the Prairie, Ugly Betty, Supernatural, anything funny) 3. Playing the violin. My favourite composers are anyone who gets a tribute by Vitamin String Quartet. 4. Money matters. Seriously. Throw me your financial problems and I'll solve them for you. 5. Stealing stuff from Holly Marie Fowl's profile. (I warned her I'll do it. I wonder if she took me seriously?) Mixing Religion and Politics No, I don't think the Overlords are actual Gods. And, no, I am NOT a devil-worshipper. I am Hindu, which means I am Monothiestic, which means I am aware that there is someone who is constantly watching me. Also, I think I'm Gnostic. From what I've learned of gnosticism so far, I don't think it makes much difference from what I was doing when I was Hindu. I'm just getting into it; give me a while to figure it out... Anyways, the goddess I talk to the most is Saraswathe, who is the goddess of writing and the arts. I think she's ticked off at me. I'm not sure why. I should probably pray and write more. I am a Liberal. Well, I'm a left-winger. I think Michael Ignatieff is an idiot, and I don't trust him. Stephane Dion didn't talk much, but, did YOU see the Coalition coming? See, it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for. But, seriously, though. I don't trust Iggy. Don't even get me started on why. I think Michael Moore and Rick Mercer should sit down together and chat on live TV. Alright, I'm done babblin for now...c u wen i c u... Ciao... Your Creatress P.s. I will probably corrupt you, too. P.s.s. Because this is an account that is dedicated to fanfiction... Tommy, Lexy and Arty want you to know: It's not her hair. It's all the Hades/Persephone references. |
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Fire & Ice by PlonkerOnDaLoose reviews
Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. Ginny Weasley burns for revenge and Tom Riddle is frozen in time. When two forces of nature collide, destruction is assured.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,204 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
But sometimes it's a good hurt by Kitsune Heart reviews
VERY dark one-shot. Fowl and Short's relationship has progressed, but something is utterly wrong. Only an outsider could really see what was going on, and he realized what was happening only when it was far too late.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Easier by Kitsune Heart reviews
She wanted him. She could never deny that. Eventually, they'd get there. But "eventually" is such a tenuous concept. And there are some things in this life that are just...easier.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Fowl Shorts by Kitsune Heart reviews
A collection of humorous stories covering: the use of lotion, violent Holly, hormone-addled Artemis, swear toads, fairy cuisine, public singing, memes, sexy dancing, sports cars, innuendo, female "purity," rockstar anatomy, babysitting, gods, and romance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Fowl Ties by Kitsune Heart reviews
Premarital relations, elf lessons, hot tubs, dirty dancing, pure torture, relentless gossip, brutal honesty, old shame, and bedroom games. Another collection of moments between Artemis and Holly. Chapter 21: He doesn't know what to do NOW, but I'm sure he could think up something good.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
In Another's Eyes by Kitsune Heart reviews
Four terrifying words: "You are the father." When the last person in the LEP that ANYONE thought would ever hear those words finds himself having to face up to a new responsibility...will he rise to it or fall? And what must he lose to get what he wants?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Grub K., Vinyáya - Complete
Like I Like My Coffee by Kitsune Heart reviews
Just a little one-shot. It's a given that, after being on the site for a while, you've got to pair up Grub Kelp...right? He's too cute to be single! A bit of office banter leads to a shocking proposition for Corporal Kelp. Re-post due to errors in site.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Grub K. - Complete
Ma Bête Noire by Kitsune Heart reviews
"My Black Beast." The thing which you hate the most. For Butler, a weakness: something a bodyguard should not have. For Minerva, a mistake: something geniuses do not make. Of course, every rule has its exception.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Butler, Minerva P.
The Dead, the Broken, and the Living by Kitsune Heart reviews
Ever since Holly and Artemis met, their lives have been entwined. This does not guarantee a happy ending. One event in their lives, following three paths, could mean the difference between horror, adventure, and romance. Enemies, friends, and lovers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
I Do? I Don't by ColorOfAngels reviews
Could a drunken mistake be the best thing that ever happened to them? A lot can happen before an annulment is finalized... After all, as House said himself, the most successful marriages are based on lies... HouseCameron
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,880 - Reviews: 3351 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/19/2007 - G. House, A. Cameron
How To Save A Life by Havoc-Cheese590 reviews
My life shall be placed in your hands, whether I want it to or not, and it shall ultimately be balanced upon a scale of pain and pleasure. I hope that happiness and joy shall find not only me but the true part of you as well...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,901 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Canada, America
Defining Moments by iamthewalrus93 reviews
When Ginny is kidnapped from where she and her father are standing guard over the imprisoned death eaters at Azkaban, her world turns upside down. All this thanks to one person. Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 63,224 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Ginny W.
Sacrifice by Persephone Kava reviews
Sacrifice is a part of war. It is not what part of you that is given up that is important... it is how much of your innocence you lose in the process." Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Ginny W., Voldemort
Drabble Bank by Academician reviews
A short collection of drabbles written by me... I'll add to it as time goes by. I hope you'll enjoy reading them as much as I've enjoyed writing them. Warning! Contains plot elements from most books! TP spoilers if they are still spoilers... new drabbles
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 6/4/2008
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Soup by Maq reviews
How can a bowl of cold soup change the world? Ginny's going to find out. Rated for language, character death, self-harm, and other possible squicks. Semi DH compliant. TomxGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,798 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
What's Eating Alfred Jones? by Shatterdoll reviews
AU: Matthew thought that Alfred's sordid reputation and their crazy families were the only challenges in their relationship. Little did he know Alfred is harboring a secret that might tear them apart. Can he save him before it's too late? Mainly AlxMatt
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,544 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - America, Canada
Happy Reading by Aleauxvander reviews
Apparently she tasted like, of all things, soy-ice cream. But of course Artemis would know, wouldn't he?... A lesson in taste, lust, sex and pointless novels. Artemis/Holly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Book of Ages by GMontag reviews
Artemis and Holly have accidentally created a time paradox, changing the events of the last eight years. Now the two are thrown into a bleak world where Haven has fallen, and inter-species war has begun. Who can they trust? What can they save? A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 171,623 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
We're Going to Have So Much Fun Together by SoN1stFan reviews
What happened the morning Katherine decided to pay newly made vampire Caroline a visit? Katherine/Caroline - Kathroline Femslash (WARNING: noncon towards the end)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/29/2010 - [Caroline F., Katherine] - Complete
Cherry Pie by Cyrelia J reviews
Kink meme de anon. Genderbend via sci fi device. Meeting America in a bar Canada's angry that he's late and has fun without him. A jealous America shows up and lots of smut ensues- and a lot of relationship angst as well. America/fem!Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,930 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Winter as My Season by Nakimochiku reviews
Somewhere between dancing in the rain and a few odd words, Ivan Braginsky figures shy Matthew Williams may be able to handle his form of winter. Russia x Canada, America x Canada, AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,214 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Russia, Canada
Lullaby by diamonds to dust reviews
Sometimes there's a reason to fear the night. Ginny/Tom
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,049 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Mentor by dream7me7to7sleep reviews
A very What If fanfic. Timeline Alteration Fic Takes place while Allison is in college and figuring out her life. She goes to a lecture that changes the course of her life. This is a HouseCameron fic. Please enjoy! THIS STORY HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED-Andi
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,832 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 11/28/2007 - G. House, A. Cameron
Second Chance by IlluminatedShadow reviews
"I think I'm still in love. Why did we ever break up, Artie? Me and Matt?" "You were being yourself." In which Alfred tries to win back Matthew who is still pretty bitter about being dumped in the first place. Alfred/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,980 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - America, Canada
One Night Stand by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Alfred is in love with Matthew. Matthew is oblivious. After one drunken night, Alfred regrets his loss of control and says nothing, hoping to protect their friendship . Too bad Matthew actually wants to find the person he slept with.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,481 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Bivouac by Lli reviews
SERIOUS TAC SPOILERS. The missing scene from the end of The Atlantis Complex. The Merriam-Webster dictionary describes a bivouac as "a usually temporary encampment under little or no shelter". And just what would Holly Short need shelter from?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Problem by QueenCelestiaxyv reviews
He had made a promise to himself ages ago to never ever try a move on Alfred. Sure it was tempting at times, but it hadn't been that bad until today. It almost felt like Alfred was purposely teasing him. CanxUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Canada's Predicament by Chou ni Natte reviews
Sometimes being invisible is a good thing. Unless you have America sitting next to you. *AmeCan*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Of Heroes and Damsels by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Of course, heroes are also supposed to get a happy ending. Maybe Matthew didn't really want to be his damsel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Grammatica by TexasDreamer01 reviews
For the rules that are damnable.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
There's a Spot of Red on Your Canadian Flag by Raggedy Doctor reviews
Alfred thinks Matthew has no friends, but he's wrong. When he finds out who Matthew hangs out with he gets rather worried. In this chapter nagging, mistaken identity, and no one wants to become one with Russia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,413 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Canada, America
4 Minutes by Nakimochiku reviews
The sight would be erotic, if it wasn't Matthew. America x Canada, oneshot, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/19/2010 - America, Canada
Holly's Diary by Danceronpointe reviews
After the Time Paradox, Holly Short visits Artemis fowl, what happens when minerva and opal come back? who does holly really love? hsxaf summary is bad story is good
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 10,407 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Holly S., Artemis F.
Phone Calls and Fan Art by A Clockwork Pumelo reviews
Just a little story I wrote with Artemis, Holly and Foaly discussing the merits of their graphic novel, Foaly finding inappropriate fan art, Artemis stripping, and all of them breaking the fourth wall. Why is inside.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Kitten by Seom reviews
Hermione is turned into a kitten with a potion gone wrong. What happens when Severus Snape finds her and not knowing that she really is a student keeps her as a pet? HGSS LAST CHAPTER POSTED! YES FOLKS! THE END! NOOOO!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,896 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Tales of Romance by Foaly by Captain Holly Short of the LEP reviews
I, the fantastic Foaly, am writing the best book yet, full of romance and joy, until two people who are clueless for their love for one another spoil it for me. Possible Artemis/Holly, depending on whether they see it for themselves.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Foaly - Complete
Surprise by ButlerXArtemis reviews
Someone wants to go out with Grub Kelp. Surprise pairing! Slash! Not incest! Ew...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Grub K. - Complete
Sparks of Insight by jayJ530 reviews
Just some random drabbles and one-shots. Latest chapter: Some thoughts on Artemis Fowl and challenges.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009
Reasons Why I'm Hating Artemis Fowl Right Now by Splodge-Rox reviews
I’m not a Dear-Diary-Today-my-hair-was-a-mess-boo-hoo-oh-woe-is-me kind of girl. I’m more of a Say-one-more-word-about-my-hair-and-it-won’t-be-the-only-thing-that’s-messed-up-you-creep person. So this could come as a surprise." Written by an angry Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Speak Now by CieloCrimisi reviews
Artemis *ahem* PROPOSES a plan to save Holly's magic... like omgz, A/H!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Cursed by bholley reviews
Through a strange accident, Holly Short is left sick and injured, unable to heal herself and in the care of Artemis Fowl. The curse from Hybras has returned to haunt and maybe even kill her. Artemis and the Butlers must find a way to save her life.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Alchemy by GoddessofDemise reviews
50ThemesChallenge What so easily turns to gold with the sunset, can morph again by mourning. A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Holly S.
Please Stab My Eyes Out With Your Spork by refloc reviews
A series of short parodies based off all the God-awful fics I've read over the years. Read and laugh--or maybe just cry.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2009
Nightmares by runswithstars reviews
Two months after the Red Eye flight, Lisa is still haunted by nightmares of the man with eyes like ice. And then her nightmares become real. REWRITING.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,363 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - [Lisa R., Jack R.]
The Miracle of Life by Amberle Elessedil reviews
On an otherwise unremarkable day in late September, Holly Short discovered she was pregnant. Artemis is...less than thrilled. My take on an overused theme, featuring horrific puns, pillow talk and absolutely no-one called Diana. Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,165 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Camping Trip by Splodge-Rox reviews
Foaly has the bright idea to force Holly, Artemis and Mulch to go on a camping trip with him. To Holly and Artemis it seems like pure torture. But will something happen to make them change their minds? Rated T just because I'm paranoid XD
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Problem by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH There are many things that can bring two people together. Sometimes all it takes is a problem.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Games by Moonlite Knight reviews
Juliet plays some games. Artemis is reluctantly dragged into participating. Crack fic. Written mainly for authoress's own amusement.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,928 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Artemis F., Juliet B.
Artemis Fowl And The Star Of The Sea by CobraStyleLove reviews
Not great at these. Although Artemis and the people of Haven are 'friends', or at least allies, Artemis is still willing to steal from them. My first fanfic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Not Forgotten by Death of Roses reviews
Sometimes memories just don't die. As Ginny falls into failing health, her hallucinations begin even as she keeps her head held high. Sometimes, they're just too real for her to grasp. TomxGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,180 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Rhetorical Questions by Moonlite Knight reviews
Juliet asks Artemis some rhetorical questions. Artemis responds in his own unique manner. COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Juliet B., Artemis F. - Complete
Misunderstanding by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH The infamous Artemis Fowl and the legendary Captain Holly Short: since he'd begun working at the LEP he'd always thought there was something unusual about them, but it was only when he got to see it with his own eyes that the pieces fell into place.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,109 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Prince&Princess by Ireth Hollow reviews
Tom was the prince, Ginevra was the princess. Drabble Collection Tom/Ginny English version
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Ginny W. - Complete
The Play by Liris reviews
Arty has to reherse for a school play, much to his disgust. Unfortunately, Holly is the one who's agreed to help him reherse... A/H fluff, rating may go up.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Buried Memories by Death of Roses reviews
With no place to go, Tom chose to cower in the shadows of darkness, but there was a faint of hope in his heart that someone would pull him out. That was when he met Ginevra Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Ginny W.
Pseudonyms by KittyCurse13 reviews
Artemis writes under his famous pseudonym: Violet Tsirblou but his influence comes a calling: what will come of it? Rated for sexual themes
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Little Wishes by misskrum reviews
She was his queen, for good. TRGW's drabble collection
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Ginny W.
No One Ever Calls Me Just To Say Hello by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis complained that no one calls just to say hello. Then he complained when someone called doing just that. Fickle little genius isn't he? REVISED AND COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
One Night by citrinestone1000 reviews
Will Ginny every forget Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Bump in the Night by pocketcucco reviews
Canada watches a scary movie with America and regrets it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
Practice by broken-quill24 reviews
After all these years, Artemis finally agrees to get fit. However, what will happen when Butler decides that Artemis needs someone more 'his size' to train him? A/H Fluff One-Shot. Please Read, Enjoy and Review.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Reunited by SpiritBox reviews
After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry and Ginny were ready to start their happily ever after. Yet with the return of Tom Riddle, will Ginny still be able to find her happily ever after with Harry? FINAL chapter is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,777 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ginny and Tom’s secret by enchantingelana reviews
Voldemort's about to drink a potion that will make him very powerful but the potion will only work if your're a virgin. Voldemort knows he's a virgin, so he's really confused when the potion indicates he isn't a virgin and Lucius knows why that could be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Different Time by zelovelyone reviews
Our favourite boy genius sits under the same oak tree with his friend Holly Short the night before Christmas. A million things could happen. Guess which one I choose? A/H naturally. On hiatus
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Prodigy by cam94509 reviews
Ken wants to have it both ways. Get the benefits he would have had with the dark spore, but not the costs. Can he earn with hard work what he nearly lost his soul for? And can he earn the love of the girl of his dreams, and more to the point, keep it?
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Ken I., Miyako I./Yolei
Whiplash by emotionless-robot reviews
“Ken!” Yolei called out after him as he slid out the door of the bedroom in a sort of trance. His vision shook, and the memories overcame him.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Ken I., Miyako I./Yolei - Complete
Degrees of Poison by Fire Tears reviews
Being friends with Artemis, Foaly had said, would be like being friends with a viper. It was not an inapt analogy. After the events of 'The Time Paradox', Holly and Artemis have a discussion.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 95 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
100 Things by ADoubtfulGuest reviews
A series of one hundred prompts. Theme four is work relations. It had to be done. "He's my boss. I'm allowed to sexually harass my boss."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Very Important Question by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis Fowl can do anything once he sets his mind on it. He can even ask Holly a very important question. Too bad he doesn’t know it’s one question he should never ask. COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Ivan's World by Someone39 reviews
All individual control and choice was suffocated once the Red Curtains covered the earth. And if Ivan willed it, it would happen. Multi-chaptered. Canada, UK, US, Russia centric.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Russia, Canada
Nothing Could Come between us by Hime-Devine reviews
‘Nothing could come between us.’ Set after TP Artemis muttered those words in a private conversation during TP because of the kiss. But do they really think that?Pairing is Artmeis x Holly. Reviews equal more love and more story lol.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Romantic Conquests of Severus Snape by Trip and Jayne reviews
The good, the bad, the ugly, the crazy, the confusing and the just plain diturbing. A parody of all Severus Snape pairings, except SSHG. More pairings than you can fit in a summary or shake a stick at. OOCness to the MAX! repeat MAX!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 17,361 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
My Own by slasher454 reviews
Marriage Law Repealed? HGSS rated M for a reason. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,650 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Saving your life by lilmisblack reviews
When Hermione is captured by Death Eaters, Severus knows there's only one way to save her. 'What are you doing? ' she asked, her voice shaky. 'Saving your life,' he said, just as he started kissing her neck. Ch 64 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 245,154 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 3,365 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by HJGrangerRocks reviews
HG/SS & GW/Voldie this is totally non canon Ginny in love with Voldie/Severus with Hermione and Voldie wins! Under 18 don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 142,984 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Very Snape Christmas by Ange de Socrates reviews
Hermione wants a tree. Severus doesn't. How can she make him see reason?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Ginny's Secret by knights0123 reviews
Ginny shares a secret with Voldermort. Can she successfully keep her cool while attempting to bring him back after he is destroyed. RR please
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Ginny W., Voldemort
Secrets by sectimsempra reviews
The war is over. Voldemort has won. only one person stands between him and the world. Her name is Ginny Weasley. She will do anything to get revenge for the man that ruined her life by killing her boyfriend, tearing her family apart, and trying to kill he
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,837 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Ginny W., Voldemort
Fairy Tales by Opal Roseblossom reviews
One night Holly's daughter asks for a bedtime story. Unable to think of one, she talks of dragons and an imprisoned princesses, all of who aren't quite what they seem. Artemis/Holly fluff.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
American Politics According to Snape by Ms-Figg reviews
Just a little one-shot where Hermione presses Snape to tell her who he'd vote for if he were an American. She doesn't like his answer. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Lost by gleechild reviews
Chuck destroyed Blair's reputation. He doesn't realize how thoroughly until he gets a frantic call from Serena. Panic sets in. Then his worst fears are confirmed. How is he ever going to look at himself again? DARK Fic. Post 1x13. COMPLETE.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,330 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Cinderella and Persephone by ArtificialImagination reviews
Long ago, they had told each other their favorite stories. She wanted to be Cinderella...to wear glass slippers and marry Prince Charming. But he wasn't Prince Charming. And he wasn't looking for a princess...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Sometimes by Opal Roseblossom reviews
Most of the time she is happy. But sometimes she can't help but remember... Ginny/Tom, Ginny/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Dying Makes You Think by The-Big-Wamp-Rat reviews
Artemis always seems to have a stroke of luck when it is life-threateningly necessary, but what happens when that luck runs out? And is Holly willing to risk everything to save him? TP spoilers; AU; A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,766 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Each Coming Night by Opal Roseblossom reviews
Years into the future, a wife is thrust temporarily back into reality on the anniversary of the day that she lost everything. Insane!Holly, Holly/Artemis.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Reconciliation : The Reason by Kraven Ergeist reviews
OneShot :: Post Time Paradox, Arty x Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 9/2/2008 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
A Question by ArtysSexKitten reviews
Artemis has a question for Holly, one which he says, only she can answer. What is it? Arty/Holly oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Flirting with Abaddon by midnightblue17 reviews
Little girls shouldn't play with fire lest they get burned: that’s one lesson Ginny never learned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
A Long Way Gone by midnightblue17 reviews
Tormented by a memory that was never really forgotten, Ginny Weasley is determined to be reunited with the young sociopathic Dark Lord and plagues herself with the foolish idea of forever changing the course of time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,555 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
The Toy by Kelly Holden reviews
It was the smallest model they stocked, still frighteningly large, and dismayingly the description on the box seemed to suggest it was below average size for a human. Masturbation, Holly/Artemis. TTP Spoilers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Holly S. - Complete
The Second Kiss by AgiVega reviews
One year after the end of The Time Paradox, Artemis and Holly are having a serious conversation. And much more than that. One-shot, MAJOR TTP SPOILERS.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Like the Wind by seleenermparis reviews
Set after Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox, Artemis examines his relationship with Holly Short. He hates himself for manipulating her like he did. Isn’t there someway he can show her exactly how he truly feels? Spoil Warning: excerpts from TP are referenced
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
His Darkened Heart by Heart0fGlass reviews
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: Ginny Weasley is forced to relive the nightmare of her first year again. Tom Riddle has returned, and Ginny now struggles with the war of emotions raging in her head. TRGW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,323 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Ginny W.
Diary from the Cobwebs by QueenofPotatoes reviews
Violence and rape. For about three years, Ginny Weasley has been having violent nightmares about her old nemesis Tom. Her therapist has tried many different treatments, none of which have helped. Now her nightmares have become reality...haven't they?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Ginny W., Voldemort - Complete
Darkness and Desire by Silencio1 reviews
You know when you can tell that there's something desperately wrong with the picture? When everything that should have been wrong is so incredibly right. When your darkest thoughts and desires succeed in overriding your common sense. Dark!Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Black Rose by Severus's vampiress reviews
SeverusHermione. It starts with him finding her stealing firewhisky in the middle of the night, and it leads to a marriage Law, love, betrayal,a child and an unexpected kidnapping......
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 38,183 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Waiting by LexyLuthor reviews
Ginny wants him back. She's willing to do whatever it takes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
The Smitten Pedophile by Ms-Figg reviews
Exploratory. No sex. A response to censorship entries AU/AR, COMPLETE, M/F, Minor, UST
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Empty Space by SnapeIsMyEscape reviews
A poem about Ginny being left by Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ill Met by Moonlight by Josephine Sawyer reviews
Ginny meets a stranger who knows her too well at a Halloween Ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Til Death Do We Part by Rundiamhair reviews
Marriage Law fic, but this one is actually CANON. Severus is not mushy, Hermione is not whiny, and they do not fall in love right away, but actually have character development. Not HBP/DH compatible. Takes place after the fall of Voldemort, 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,103 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Artemis is a Tactical Genius by failsafeparoxysm reviews
Holly considers why she follows Artemis’s wishes. TLC spoilers/cut scene Artemis/Holly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Forbidden Persuasions by midnightblue17 reviews
No one really knew and understood the real Ginny Weasley better than her long lost diary. Will she shine in the light, or bask in eternal darkness, when ghosts of a past best forgotten come back to haunt her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,384 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
So Many Shades of Blue by failsafeparoxysm reviews
Holly reflects on some things and has a slightly awkward conversation with Artemis via the communicator. AH but in a vague way.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Fantasies Fullfilled by xoxomrshmalfoyxoxo reviews
Hermione is having forbidden dreams and there is only one person that can help her get over them. Will she succomb to a dangerous affair? And what will happen if she gets too involved...? HGSS and a bit of GWRL. M for smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,407 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Lovely Enemy by Lady Miya reviews
Former Revenge comes dressed in blood. Voldemort has won the war and Ginny decides to get revenge. Hermione is captured in Severus' house. The big question is: Could you live with your enemy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,087 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Voldemort, Ginny W. - Complete
I Don't Like Lollipops by Moonlite Knight reviews
Fairies, demons, mafia, the local police. Artemis Fowl can outwit them all. His lastest foe, however, is another story. Farce story! That means comedy!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
My First SSHG by Alex the Anachronistic reviews
My first SSHG. Very, VERY short drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Blame it on the Butterflies by Dizi 85 reviews
HIATUS - FILE DESTROYED sorry guys....13DRABBLES...Severus and Hermione, 13 situations, their story from beginging to end...... a little AU, not DH compatible, but steals from it.....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Only Words by holikimaela reviews
A collection of shippy oneshots. Chapter 8: Holly turns up to Artemis's Manor, asking him to drink with her.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,132 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 5/12/2007
Annoying Professor Snape by Numairs-Magelet reviews
The original Annoying Professor Snape fic! Yes, it's back. Insanity ensues when Hermione accepts a challenge...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,096 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
You May Kiss the Bride by Underlined Twice reviews
Hermione and Severus fight their way through the various milestones of married life. Sequential HGSS oneshots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,086 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Not Even This by Yuri-san reviews
When all of Dumbledore's other plans fail, he has to send Ginny back in time to try and stop Tom Riddle from ever becoming Voldemort. Because she has a connection with him. GWTR. Non HBP compliant. Rating subject to change. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Together by SiuanSedai reviews
50 sentences written for 1sentence livejournal community. ArtemisHolly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Final Chapter by tlcplusp reviews
Tis a bit late in coming, but this is my take on the last chapter. Posted for HiddenPortrait's old last chapter challenge. Harry and Voldeklinks bashing galore! Complete. Review if you read it, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
In My Skin by Miss Confusion reviews
Ginny Weasley was never really who they wanted her to be. It was alot of pretending and faking. Now she can finally show her true colors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
I Am Lord by Visible reviews
Tom Riddle, as a teenager, is trying to name himself. How did he get the name Voldemort anyways?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Just One Question by Ms. Marla reviews
Artemis asks a simple question, and recieves the most amazing answer he's ever heard.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
What Made Me Evil: A Rant By Lucius Malfoy by murphcas reviews
What made Lucius Malfoy to be the evil bad ass that he is today? This rant by him gives us some insight inside the life of Lucius Malfoy and sheds light on why things are the way they are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Who Knew? by Bundibird reviews
[Up here for archive purposes only. Written when I was a teenager with terrible writing skills.] SONGFIC! How did Holly and Artemis cope after Artemis' mind was wiped? HollyArtemis. ONESHOT!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Insanity of Severus Snape by stashleigh reviews
Poor Severus, Harry, Ron and Hermione have come up with a new plan to annoy the living hell out of him. Does it work? Does he care? Someone does...HGSS I think, hmmmm P
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,180 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Professor, I think I'm dying by Samantha Anne Green reviews
“Ms. Granger!” Snape said loudly. The girl jumped, and spun around, and then to Snape’s surprise, sighed and clutched her stomach as a new expression of relief washed over her face. Oneshot. No flames please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Potions Master For Sale by Soul Bound 8686 reviews
Hogwarts is holding a Bachelor Auction, and Severus Snape happens to be a bachelor. Not for long if Hermione has anything to say about it... A romantic comedy with healthy doses of angst and smut and, of course, a happy ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,147 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
No Rain by Firesblood reviews
When it rains, he comes to her and she holds him until the storm leaves. Little does he know that she is drowning in a storm of her own. AU, please RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Professional Relationship by Kraven Ergeist reviews
Artemis and Holly have maintained a professional relationship for the majority of the series. Now, at the conclusion of Opal Deception, all that is about to change.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
I Never Mean't to Hurt You by New Moon Werewolf reviews
What if Artemis's mind games in AF had a worse affect on Holly than he thought possible? Rated to be safe. read and review!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Dark Chocolate by Olynara Sedai reviews
Holly vists Fowl manor, but gets caught up in a tasting session with Master Artemis. In the end, what's Holly's favourite flavour? sorry. terrible summery
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
Angel In A Lime Green Jumpsuit by Earthborne reviews
After a few years of inactivity from Artemis Fowl, Root's paranoia gets the better of him. So he sends Holly for a bit of an interrogation, which, as we all know, never ends in the way they plan. Artemis X Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Dancing The Funky Chicken by greenfly reviews
[complete] [oneshot] A look at Lord Voldemort when overtaken be a merry mood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Severus S. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About You by KarlaMarie reviews
Hermione and Severus both write a list about the 10 things they hate about the other...complete in two chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Warfare by Chica Inglesa reviews
Ginny is kidnapped by the Dark, and Harry, Ron, and Hermione must race against time before Lord Voldemort gets what he wants.Rated M. EPILOGUE ADDED. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,471 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Riddle Me This by Riddled-Slytherin reviews
She only tried her best to forget him. But is it him who's back? Everyone said he's dead, but memories don't die....right?TG sum will be updated. I cant think up anything good
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Ginny W.
Checkmate by mentallymandi reviews
Lana learns a lesson about chess from Lex. LexLana. One Shot.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Lex L., Lana L./Valkyrie - Complete
The Memories of Holly Short by EvilImp532 reviews
When Holly is involved in a serious accident, Artemis&co. act as her "Babysitters". They look through some of Holly's old home movies and learn more about her than they thought possible. New chapter up!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,263 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 3/26/2004
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2836 - Favs: 7,181 - Follows: 615 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Ah, Revenge by Serum reviews
Hermione finally gets revenge on Snape in Potions class one day...even Snape fans (like myself) thought he was rotten when he said that to her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Stuck On Land by Miss Lisha reviews
Holly forgets to do the Ritual and gets sick while on 'Fowl Watch'. Artemis nurses Holly back from Pnemonia. AH romance CHAPTER 8 UP!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,607 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/12/2004 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Artemis F., Holly S.
A Rock In The River by Inaho reviews
BEING REVISED No one touched by spirits is ever the same. The mark on Ogino Chihiro has taken the form of a child who's without a father. Forever different from those around her, Chihiro must survive not only for herself, but for her daughter as well.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,134 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
Dancing in the Attic by A Girl Named Disaster reviews
Ginny's in love with the dark lord, Hermione is under the mistaken impression that she'll get to live beyond twenty-two. They're both rather lost. Contains sex, failings, and impossible futures. (ff, don't say I never warned you)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Ginny W., Hermione G.
Disguises of the Beauty by AzianMu reviews
Princess Serenity, the most feared princess of all ... why? Well, let's just say she is a mischievious one and scared of most of her suitors. Now, Prince Endymion comes into the picture ... is he the one that can convince her that not all men are bad?
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,924 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/6/2003 - Published: 10/14/2002 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
Joui Kasuru by K-K-Girl reviews
rating cuz i can do whatever i want: Chihiro is kidnapped, and... there's angst implied raape, Chihiro/Haku
Spirited Away - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,915 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/12/2003 - Published: 5/2/2003
Dreams of Possession by TheScholarlyStrumpet reviews
By day, he was their greatest fear. At night, he was her toy. But dreams, like all things, must end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/11/2003 - Published: 3/20/2003 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Icons of Self Indulgence by Tabula Rasa reviews
The year is 2020. Things have been quiet in the wizarding world, but when missing people turn up, and there are ritualistic deaths, the world seems to be folding in upon itself. And when you have to go to Hogwarts as well, how exactly do you balance your
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2003
Shedding by Harbinger Loki reviews
A story of what Kohaku and Ryuu call Chihiro and Aoi's monthly bleedings...I know I suck at humor...Read 'N' Review please
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2003
Chamber of Secrets by Serpentina reviews
Just a little Valentine from Tom to Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/3/2002 - [Tom R. Jr., Ginny W.] - Complete
A Sordid Sorting Hat Song by DennisCH reviews
Fred and George gave the Hat a drop of veritaserum and well...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2001
My Future, by Miyako, Age 7 by justaminuet reviews
What happens when you're a little girl, and you want to give a prince his smile?
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2001 - Ken I., Miyako I./Yolei
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Holly the Waitress reviews
Holly is undercover as a waitress, and Artemis shows up simply to make a bad day even worse. ... Okay, fine, I'll call it what it is - PWP.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A Manifestation of Guilt reviews
TBR Contest Entry. Artemis awakes with no memory of Orion, so Holly tells him about the alter personality. A discussion ensues, in which Artemis makes a few things very clear...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Overlords List reviews
"Holly, am I a bad evil genius?" "...?" "I haven't exactly followed the Overlords' List." "...The Overlords List?" "It's a list of rules that someone who holds my... position, let's say... in the general order of things should abide by." "...Like?"
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Persephone's Crown reviews
Holly is stripped of her power and exiled from Haven after the Council blames her for the Artemis Fowl incident. Powerless, Holly finds herself trying to rebuild her life from inside Fowl Manor. Eventual AH. Rating may go up later for adult themes.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,823 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Artemis, To The Power Of 8 reviews
Holly makes the mistake of telling Artemis about a dream she had. Now, look at the rating and guess what the title is refering to...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Holly At Hogwarts reviews
During highschool, Holly is sent on a student exchange program to Hogwarts. Freed elves, rampant serpents, a stolen diary and just her mere presence soon amounts to a very painful headache for the young wizard named Tom Riddle.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Holly S.
Like a Lollipop reviews
Romance/humour. Two-shot. Post TTP. An extended version of 'Oh, Holly, Holly, Holly, Holly.' Artemis and Holly are playing chess and he soon finds it hard to concentrate. His elf-kissing days... Are just beginning. Rated M for a reason.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,575 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Reasons Why Hartemis Should Never Be Together reviews
Edited to be more clear. Why Artemis and Holly shouldn't be together... Oh my Fowl, has the Creatress jumped ship? Hell, NO! Humour/Parody/SATIRE! A/H Second chapter up, explaining how their kids would turn out...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Riddle Me This reviews
Humour/mystery. Calling all Fowl fans! Holly's been kidnapped, and YOU, the readers, need to figure out who did it... Do you think you can solve this mystery?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Hunt and Catch reviews
Short two-shot. Humour/romance. Holly is running from Artemis, trying to keep something safe from him. Will she escape? Or will he capture her, as he always does?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Haunting reviews
One-shot. Set after TEC. Artemis has been dreaming about a hazel-eyed, redheaded girl. On a visit to England, Artemis runs into another spirited redhead who reminds him of her... Artemis/Holly, Artemis/Ginny. AF/HP Crossover
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,278 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Watching Yourself reviews
A/H one-shot. Artemis walks in on something rather unexpected. Short, humourous, and romantic with a bit of fluff for garnish. Rated M to play it safe.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
One and Only reviews
Artemis/Holly. Ten Song Shuffle Challenge. Various aspects of Artemis and Holly's relationship in ten songs.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Circles reviews
COMPLETE! During her first year, Ginny did something, and it's been haunting her for the past six years. She has something of Voldemort's, something that Hermione has helped her hide, but what happens when Voldemort comes back to claim what is his?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,593 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Voldemort, Ginny W. - Complete
Charlotte's Trip reviews
A girl appears at the school. Her name is Charlotte Snape and she's from the future. She has no idea how or why she managed to travel through time, so while they figure out how to send her back, she'll stay and be a student like Mum and be taught by Dad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 131,896 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Double the Fun reviews
Post TTP. Artemis and Holly try to mend their damaged relationship and restore their trust for one another while facing a dangerous new alliance: Minerva and Opal Koboi are working together. Rating may go up for adult themes and violence in later chapters
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,433 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
La Isla Bonita reviews
Severus Snape, Lex Luthor, Jack Sparrow and Gregory House are all stuck on a desert island. ... What? That's it. What more do you need? ... Read and laugh and review...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Severus S.
Scars reviews
Short one-shot. Romantic, angsty and fluffy. Late one night, Artemis and Holly count each other's scars.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Oh, Holly, Holly, Holly, Holly reviews
Very short one-shot. Humour/humour. Post TTP. Artemis invites Holly to the manor for a game of chess and soon finds it hard to concentrate. Needless to say, his elf-kissing days are far from over...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Blame Minerva reviews
A parody of Blame Canada, but about Minerva...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Of Juniper and Holly reviews
Ginny, while reading a book series that reminds her of her past with a dark haired and blue eyed genius, ponders on the relationship between two of the characters...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Master's Queen reviews
It is found that Hermione is related to Voldemort and she is sent to his court to spy. Severus looks after her, but what happens when his mistress grows to love him? Voldemort won’t be happy about this. He's already promised his niece to his ally, Fenrir.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,194 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
How to Lose a Lord In 10 Months reviews
What Tom and Ginny REALLY talked about...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Ginny W.
Her Ladyship reviews
Ginny brings back the Dark Lord from his diary. Tom has to show his appreciation somehow, so when he decides to take over the world, Ginny's along for the ride. He can't fail this time. Because behind every 'successful' Dark Lord, there is a Dark Lady.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
The Boleyn Family Values reviews
Anti-HG, Anti-Molly. Molly taught Ginny at a young age of her sole purpose in life: Seduce Harry Potter. It's Ginny's first year and she's started her task. She won't fail. She has many problems, but nothing, not even death, can divert her from her goal..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,278 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Ginny W.
The Chest Monster reviews
It's Harry's feelings for Ginny! No, it's Voldemort! No, it's the CHEST MONSTER! Who the Chest Monster REALLY is...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Regina reviews
Tom Riddle is a lonely, but focussed first year who finds a mysterious diary in his trunk. It talks to him. Her name is Ginevra. As he grows closer to her, things start happening. Threats, attacks, murders... And Tom can't remember where he was last night
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,608 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Ginny W.
1 Ginevra 1 Tom 2 Voldemorts 3 Dark Lords reviews
Tom has two of his horcruxes at Riddle Manor as guests. They need to do an activity together and bond. Tom decides to ask the Dark Lady to help keep them entertained. Can anyone guess where this is going? Ginny/Tom/Two Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,066 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
The Christmas Present reviews
Snape's been forced to play Santa, who must grant the wish of everyone who sits on his lap. So what will he do when Hermione makes her Christmas wish? All she wants a date.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Four Smart People reviews
HPHouse Crossover.SSHG,Hameron. Prof. Snape and Healer Granger are feuding. Dr. House and Dr. Cameron are feuding. For March Break, Snape visits his friend, House and Granger visits her cousin, Cameron. WW3 breaks out at the PPTH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,085 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Hameron Lite reviews
A Christmas fic with a bit of fluff. Hameron. Early one morning, House secretly watches Thirteen and compares her to Cameron.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/19/2007 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Reality Kisses Like You reviews
An accident gives Severus amnesia. He's trying to adjust to his life on the Light Side, but Death Eaters convince him he's spying for them. Severus is relapsing between good and evil...Problem: He'd woken up to find himself married to a certain muggleborn
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,986 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Hermione and Eileen reviews
NonHBP compliant.After year 6, Mione wakes up one morning to Eileen's ghost. Snape's in danger and the two women must work together in order to save him from a sinister evil.Prob: They don't get along... What mother in law & daughter in law pair ever did?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,478 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Secrets, Snakes and Swords: Chamber Symbology reviews
HPGW fans: The Chamber of Secrets is symbolic of Ginny's uterus. Harry went in with the sword, a phallic symbol. Therefore, they're the perfect match. This essay analyzes and rebutes this theory. The symbolism says even TMRGW is more canon than HPGW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Ginny W. - Complete
The Substitute reviews
During PoA, Snape taught DADA for a while...as if he would teach two subjects as once. HA! So, Dumbledore's arranged a sub...who Mione once crushed on...can you say Lockheart? Jealous Snape, confused Mione, Lockheartbashing galore!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Irritable Male Syndrome reviews
Mione thinks she's found out why her husband's such a jerk: IMS. Sev doesn't want to go into therapy. Because of everything he's done for her, Mione doesn't want to force him. But will Sev take advantage of the situation? An evil Sev that we all love...:D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,309 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Some Things Never Change Ever reviews
Some questions from Remus leave Severus and Hermione in an embarassing but humourous situation. Can you say 'detention fantasies' Why are they so attracted to eachother anyway? Falling fluff, but the characters are not OOC! SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Mix So Simple reviews
Severus Snape, the greatest Potions Master known to Hogwarts, can't get get one of the most simplest concoctions right...My first SSHG, everybody!...seriously, this idea came to me over dinner...R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Rouge Blizzards reviews
Swear words alert. This fic is about the Canadian Team, Rouge Blizzards, mostly about the captian, Anisha. All the teams are in here & theyre at the Canadian tournement in TorontoMontreal. I added new stuff to the matches, like stipulations & other cool s
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,141 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/5/2003 - Published: 9/23/2003
Straydes reviews
This is a medievel (wrong spelling) Kaiyako fic. The emperor had forced Miyako to marry him and she doesn't love him. But then, he gets injured BADLY in a war. IT'S FINALLY COMPLETE!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,984 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 10/2/2001 - Ken I., Miyako I./Yolei - Complete
The Darkness Continues Sequel to The Empress reviews
Chapter 7 is finally here! Okay, everybody has been waiting forever for this fic! The Digimon Emperor has a daughter. A Digimon, who hates the Emperor for enslaving the Digimon, wants to kill her for revenge.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,737 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/24/2003 - Published: 2/27/2002 - Ken I., Miyako I./Yolei
Imperial Princess reviews
Who is Akane? What kind of a relation ship does she have with the Digimon Emperor? And Yolei? Why are the new enemies after her? Just read it!! Chapter 18 is UP!!
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,692 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 6/27/2001 - Ken I., Miyako I./Yolei
Taking Over Me reviews
Haku/Chihiro 4eva!!! This is a songfic. "Taking Over Me" by Evanescence. Hope you enjoy it!!!
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2003
Matt Tells A Story reviews
Matt babysits TK's kids. Problem: The little "angels" are used to a story before bed time.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3/22/2002
In Love With Evil reviews
This takes place when they're like seventeen or something. A Digi-destined's alone in the Digi-world. Well, no, she's not alone. One other human is there. . . Too bad he's drunk . . . Kaiyako. R&R!!
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2002 - Ken I., Miyako I./Yolei
The Perfect Image reviews
Yolei is really getting fed up with herself, thinking that she had to be more feminine and had to get prettier and join the cheerleaders just to get attention from the guy she likes. She might kill herself, though. (chapter 3 added) (completed)
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,103 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/8/2002 - Published: 7/24/2001 - Ken I., Miyako I./Yolei - Complete
The Empress reviews
If you want a summery than look at the title! Well, it has hints of Takari. Kaikai! Pure evil, true beauty. It rules! This is for Hari Koen's contest!!!!!! (completed) (sneak preview of sequel included)
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,034 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2001 - Published: 7/25/2001 - Ken I., Miyako I./Yolei - Complete
Love and Pain reviews
The title's stupid. I just thought of it. It's a romance. Draco gets stabbed by a hippogriff called Night. Who refuses to leave him and stays with him all night long? I won't tell you, I'll give you a hint. It's a DP! Note: This fic was supposed to to b
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2001 - Draco M., Pansy P.
Through Pain and Sorrow Comes Love reviews
Kenyako. KENyako. Not Kaiyako. Has no hints of Kaiyako. Wow, that's rare. Well, I suck at summaries, but I'll try. Ken and Yolei have a problem. And to fix it, they take a cruise!
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2001 - Ken I., Miyako I./Yolei
Scratched! reviews
Stupid title! Pansy decides to complain to me about Draco getting scratched by Buckbeak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7/15/2001
The Rain Has To Stop reviews
This fic should probably be rated PG-13 but what the heck! Some swearing. This is a good fic with a bad title. A friend said it was a good fic and I say it has a bad title. It's Ken/Yolei. Ken has the Kaiser's personality in the fic so if you don't like i
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2001 - Ken I., Miyako I./Yolei
Bride reviews
Okay, the second copy of this fic. The first one's font was bad and stuff. Well, it's pretty much the same thing. Yolei gets bridenapped (joke) the night before her wedding. This story is going to have a crappy ending unless her future husband can find he
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/10/2001 - Ken I., Miyako I./Yolei
Detectives and Dirty Dishes reviews
What if Yolei found out what Ken is really up to when it's his turn to wash the dishes?
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2001
Night of Birth reviews
Okay, my second fic. It's about the night Sam was born. I'm talking about Ken's son, not his brother. It's pretty stupid, but that's what I think.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2001