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Author has written 54 stories for Digimon, Harry Potter, Spirited Away, Beyblade, House, M.D., and Artemis Fowl.
Hi, all!! I write fanfiction for 3 reasons:
1) My original writing keeps giving me writers' block, and fanfics are a known medicine that cures writers' block. Warning: It's very addictive. But, hey, what other drug allows you to build your writing skills while you're high?
2) I desperately crave reviews because I have a hole in my soul that can only be filled by constant applause and compliments.
3) It's fun.
I am The Creatress. Obey me, or I will set my minions upon you...
Artemis Fowl/Holly Short (OTP!! WOOT WOOT WOOT!!)
Opal Koboi/Minerva Paradizo (Why not?)
Lex/Lana (OTP Senior! WOOT WOOT WOOT!!)
Clark/Lois (You're like Mom and Dad. You've always been together and you breaking up would probably traumatize me. But you're never any fun.)
Severus/Hermione (interhouse, cross-gen, enemy ship – Unity is a Good Thing)
Tom/Ginny (interhouse, cross-gen… Just ship all the redheaded supervixens with evil genii - it works.) (WOOT WOOT WOOT!!)
House/Cameron (SSHG without magic!) (Still hawt, though)
Cuddy/Wilson (...I dunno)
Foreman/Thirteen (House/Cameron Jr.)
Digimon (I went on YouTube the other day and WATCHED EVERY SINGLE EPISODE!! Up to Season 2. Because it starts sucking after that.)
Ken/Yolei (See, you don't need red hair to have pretty hair and you don't need blue eyes to be join the Bad Guys Club)
Matt/Mimi (...You don't. Seriously.)
Tai/Sora (Nothing is sexier than soccer. Seriously.)
Pokemon (ALL HAIL YOUTUBE!!)
Ash/Misty (Meh. So he's not evil. So what? Her hair isn't that red.)
James/Jessie (... ... ... What else can you do with them?)
Betty/Gio (Too perfect for words)
Daniel/Hilda (Try it - it works)
Favourite Random Quotes
"If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That's the way history is written." - Artemis Fowl
"Behind every wrong man, there's a right woman, shaking her head in frustration." - Emerald Imagination
"Fuck you!" - Pierre Elliot Trudeau, former Prime Minister of Canada
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." - Henry David Thoreau
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You zone out even with other people.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
You're profile is REALLY long.
Your computer runs out of memory.
You can't stop writing!
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
I guess I'm an author. . .
Copy and Paste...
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you believe in God, copy this into your profile.
If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.
If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.
If you have done so much stupid stuff that you just go by Bella, or you're just a plain clutz, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (Chocolate? WHO SAID CHOCOLATE?!).
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!
2. Reading (I would rather write than read. How egotistical am I? :P ) Anything. Name the book you want to discuss and I'll discuss it with you. If by the slightest chance, you suggest a book that I haven't already read, give me a day to get ready for you.
4. Watching TV. (House, Little Mosque on the Prairie, Ugly Betty, Supernatural, anything funny)
3. Playing the violin. My favourite composers are anyone who gets a tribute by Vitamin String Quartet.
4. Money matters. Seriously. Throw me your financial problems and I'll solve them for you.
5. Stealing stuff from Holly Marie Fowl's profile. (I warned her I'll do it. I wonder if she took me seriously?)
Mixing Religion and Politics
No, I don't think the Overlords are actual Gods. And, no, I am NOT a devil-worshipper. I am Hindu, which means I am Monothiestic, which means I am aware that there is someone who is constantly watching me. Also, I think I'm Gnostic. From what I've learned of gnosticism so far, I don't think it makes much difference from what I was doing when I was Hindu. I'm just getting into it; give me a while to figure it out... Anyways, the goddess I talk to the most is Saraswathe, who is the goddess of writing and the arts. I think she's ticked off at me. I'm not sure why. I should probably pray and write more.
I am a Liberal. Well, I'm a left-winger. I think Michael Ignatieff is an idiot, and I don't trust him. Stephane Dion didn't talk much, but, did YOU see the Coalition coming? See, it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for. But, seriously, though. I don't trust Iggy. Don't even get me started on why.
I think Michael Moore and Rick Mercer should sit down together and chat on live TV.
Alright, I'm done babblin for now...c u wen i c u...
P.s. I will probably corrupt you, too.
P.s.s. Because this is an account that is dedicated to fanfiction...
Tommy, Lexy and Arty want you to know: It's not her hair. It's all the Hades/Persephone references.
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