Lady Readalothide bio
Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings. You know, I was looking at this thing the other day, and I saw how completely boring it was to read. I actually can't stand writing these things... I'm in college, and am having serious wafflings over what I want to do with the rest of my life. Biology? Journalism? Culinary Arts? Woe!! Both of my Harry Potter stories were terribly cliché, so they were removed. Permanently. ...I should've been able to write something so much better. I'm ashamed, actually. I am currently working on a Lord of the Rings fic, but that's turning out highly overdone as well. You may read it if you dare. Right now, I love anything to do with science, and have a weakness for musicals. I've also recently discovered House and Stargate Atlantis. They both grow on you, like a fantabulous symbiotic fungus. And Swing Kids. If anyone would like a beta-reader for the following fandoms, I'd be glad to help! Just send me an email or leave a comment on my blog, which is what you get when you click on the 'homepage' link above. :) Harry Potter |
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When Plot Bunnies Attack by BiteMeTechie reviews
They're the harbingers of doom. They multiply like tribbles. They care not for canon information. They're plot bunnies and they will not be denied! THE SAGA IS NOW COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/16/2018 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Disappear by Rirren reviews
Harry is transported into an alternate universe where he finds Sirius and his parents are still alive and he is Voldemort's most infamous deatheater. Post OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,608 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 1,735 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Learning to Breathe by onoM reviews
Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,978 - Reviews: 3587 - Favs: 4,912 - Follows: 4,118 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 9,476 - Follows: 1,360 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Marked by Rosie5 reviews
COMPLETED: Post HBP, Marked with a dark destiny he must now fulfil, Harry must put aside his hatred for Snape, his love for Ginny and leave his childhood behind if he is to put an end to Voldemort once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 182,057 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4781 - Favs: 10,081 - Follows: 3,433 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Things We Cannot Do by Droxy reviews
Snape answers the door and is confronted with a plea for help from Miss Granger, events result in darkness surrounding Crookshanks. A bit of a murder mystery thrown in for fun. Serial drabble story format. CH 209 His Silence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 209 - Words: 27,602 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
A 12 Step Program by FalseEyelashes reviews
12 steps. 12 steps, and you can cure alcoholism, sex addiction, a love of coke, an uncontrollable rage or that hatred within yourself. 12 steps and you can dance in reverse, fall apart and watch the carefully constructed fabric of your life unravel. And i
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,436 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Lily Evans P., Remus L.
Growing Pains by iamdragonrider reviews
There are a lot of changes in store when Jack becomes a father again. To Teal'c, Daniel, and Sam. Epilogue posted, now complete!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 152,472 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - J. O'Neill - Complete
No Mouth But Some Serpent's by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of CoS, Slytherin!Harry. Harry goes back to Hogwarts, determined to protect his brother Connor, the BoyWhoLived, and stay in the shadows. But last year two people learned the truth about Harry... and this year, two more will. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 169,197 - Reviews: 2982 - Favs: 3,813 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ethan Lloyd and The Talisman of Table Mountain by Eustace Scrubb reviews
Complete: A Midwestern boy discovers that he is a wizard during the summer after Goblet of Fire & heads off to Kaaterskill Academy of Magic & a part in the great battle between good and evil in the Wizarding World. More in profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 143,511 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/5/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Complete
The Barista by dietcokechic reviews
COMPLETED Standalone vignettes of life as seen through the eyes of Daniel’s barista. One of the longest works in progress WIP in Stargate fandom is now done! Seasons 1 thru 5
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 146,521 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 12/9/2002 - D. Jackson - Complete
Father House by house-of-insanity reviews
Dr. House is in clinic duty, for once. He meets a fiery young woman with a tongue to match his own…not to mention DNA. Yes, folks, you heard it here first: Gregory House has a daughter. And little do they know, her clock is ticking…COMPLETE.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,480 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Complete
Backwards Compatible by Ruskbyte reviews
The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 250,183 - Reviews: 2558 - Favs: 3,686 - Follows: 2,893 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
HandMeDown Clothes by Quillitch reviews
AU: "By Merlin, Albus! That boy must be moved!" What if Dumbledore took Harry away from no.4 Privet Drive, with its perfectly pruned shrubs and colour co-ordinated flower beds, to somewhere he could call home...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,271 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 10/18/2002 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
I'd Kill You If You Weren't Already Dead by Backroads reviews
After helping defeat Voldemort, Ron finds himself not only dead, but a ghost. Worse, his brother Percy had died unbeknownst to the family a year earlier. Worse still, they've been sentenced to spend the next century together. Will they survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 122,462 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/27/2004 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Ron W., Percy W. - Complete
Dreaming of You by Mystica reviews
Four Muggle girls made the mistake of falling in love with four wizards... and chaos ensued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 200,932 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/27/2004 - Published: 7/26/2001
Home Sweet Home by Jenny Clever reviews
Home sweet home, sighed Nicole sadly. It used to be there but I guess now it's here. A girl gets into M.E. and it has to become her new home. Fitting in isn't as easy as she thought it would be. UPDATE: Nov. 4th, 2007. Chpt. 1 edited, reposted.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 125,040 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 3/6/2003
Looking Through Angels by WhenILookAtTheStars reviews
The boy came to our door, tall, with black narrowed eyes, in his uniform of tan with the red arm band. A black spider stretched across his forearm. And I accepted his gift of ashes, and my father’s wedding ring.
Swing Kids - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Complete
AVALANCHE by shirebound reviews
An avalanche on Caradhras leaves Frodo hurt and Pippin in shock. While Pippin tries to regain his shattered courage, Legolas and Boromir begin to realize their importance to the Fellowship. NO slash, sex, profanity, violence
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,821 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/17/2003 - Published: 10/5/2002 - Frodo B., Peregrin T. - Complete
A Mirkwood Elf in Dumbledore's Court by Sun Queen reviews
Welcome to Hogwarts. Please check your bow, your arrows and your knives at the gate, and try to refrain from drastically screwing up the universe. Enjoy your stay...lookie! New chapter!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,753 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/4/2002 - Published: 3/24/2002
Plop! reviews
Yes, this is one of those things that may border on the MarySue. AU. The fellowship, sans Frodo, Sam and Boromir, is plopped onto good ol' Earth. Nobody knows it, not even themselves. Molly, slight cynic and elitist, saves the day.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2005