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Joined 04-26-05, id: 802559, Profile Updated: 06-04-12
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Underworld.

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Handle:WickedMe763

Age: 20 DOB: September 5th 1991

Hair: dark brown, curly - longish

Eyes: dark brown

Height: 5'4

Weight: not of great consequence

Ethnicity: Puerto Rican

Gender: female

Relationship Status : single and uninterested

Location: somewhere in these United States of America

Occupation: full-time University Student

Major: Political Science Pre-Law track

Other Social Media: aside from a Tumblr with the same handle and a skype address which will go unnamed, I have an intense dislike of social media. I feel like it's a social crutch, and people don't meet or connect with one another in a genuine or meaningful way anymore. Plus, if we weren't friends in high school, chances are I still don't want to be your friend.

-Favorites-

TV: Sherlock, Modern Family, Supernatural, Eureka, Warehouse 13, 30 Rock, Archer, Merlin , True Blood, Avatar the Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, Game of Thrones, Dark Angel, Pretender, honestly the list goes on.

Books: This topic is way to vague. I like Fiction, Mystery, Sci-Fi/ Fantasy, and the occasional cheesy romance novel. Generally anything by Christopher Moore, Patricia Briggs, Charlaine Harris, Tamora Pierce, or Jim Butcher to name a few of my favorite authors.

Movies: Once again, to wide a topic. I'm sort of a movie buff, not that be confused with an expert of film student, I generally like Action/Adventure, Mystery, Comedy (British and Dark),Sci-Fi, Thriller, Animated, Anime, and the occasional Musical. Off the top of my head for each category, I like the Iron Man movies, the first three Indiana Jones, The 6th sense, Shawn of the Dead, Inception, Lucky Number Sleven or Fight Club, Toys Story 3, Spirited Away, Chicago.

Music: pretty much anything, though not particularly fond of country or rap.

Animal: Fox

Color: Blue


As a writer: I am constantly bombarded with inspiration, and am excellent at planning and devising plot lines and back ground.But when it comes to sitting down and doing the damn thing not so much. However I hate it when awesome stories leave you hanging and leaving things unfinished, I'm trying to change for the better. I'm not making any promises I can't keep though. My philosophy is that writing fanfics should be a work of love and fun, and the minute it stops being either, is the minute I stop writing.

Story wise: I dabble in multiple fandoms, and as such with my idle hands and overactive mind plot bunnies tend to have there way with me. But alas the passion is fleeting and one morning I'll wake up to an empty bed, an empty word document, and shattered dreams.


-In Production-

I have several fics in the works, so if you like, X-Men movieverse, Teen Titans, Devil May Cry, Southern Vampire Mysteries, Sherlock, Supernatural or Merlin keep an eye on your inbox, because maybe some magical day I'll post something.


-Discontinued-

Hybrid Theory: This was my very first, very clumsy attempt at writing fanfiction. I was 14 when I first thought of this story, and 15 when I got the nerve to post the first chapter. Since then I've fallen in and out of love with the Harry Potter fandom multiple times (currently I'm sort of in again), found and lost chapters, laptops have crashed and been resurrected. I discontinued this story because I couldn't draw the same enthusiasm I once had for it, and felt it was unfair to my readers for me to string them along with a half-assed plot-hole riddled catastrophe . But for whatever reason, I still get the odd review begging me to continue. I think I've grown as a writer and my style of writing is still undergoing some weird fluctuations, so maybe someday if or when I get the chance I'll take another crack at this story. Until then it'll linger in my graveyard of fanfics.


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"We cross our bridges when we come to them, and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered." - Guildenstern - Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead.

“If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always remember. you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. but the most important thing is, even if we're apart.. i'll always be with you.” - Christopher Robin - Winnie the Pooh

"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes - "The Adventure of the Beryl Coronet"

"The building was on fire, and it wasn't my fault." - Harry Dresden - Blood Rites

"You’re in America now. Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and asking which you’d prefer."

"Did you bring a sandwich?"

"What do I look like, Kissinger?" - Harry Dresden - Turn Coat

"If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it.
If you are here to be offended, may your ire rise and your blood boil.
If you seek an adventure, may this song sing you away to blissful escape.
If you need to test or confirm your beliefs, may you reach comfortable conclusions.
All books reveal perfection, by what they are or what they are not.
May you find that which you seek, in these pages or outside them.
May you find perfection, and know it by name." -Christopher Moore - Author's Blessing


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The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 9466 - Favs: 8,329 - Follows: 6,282 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Rogue by storytellergirl reviews
Uncapable of human touch, she is an enigma to the world. Her loyalties are ever changing, her soul ever restless. She is a rogue with a dark past and an uncertain future. This is her story.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 262,541 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Rogue/Anna Marie
The Sorting Hat's Stand by Landstradd reviews
What if the founders built in a safe guard to protect incoming students from abuse at home, in the form of the hat? How would the hat react to Harry's so called childhood? Rated for language and expected violence. Under revision as new story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 176,231 - Reviews: 3439 - Favs: 4,708 - Follows: 4,433 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
House of Potter by wilyoldjane reviews
In the summer before Harry´s fourth year Sirius makes his godson aware of his social status in the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,975 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 2,702 - Follows: 3,683 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Geniuses of Hard Work by froznfox72 reviews
Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,843 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 2,350 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Remnants of a Forgotten Dream by FFPA reviews
Slight crossover fic between Naruto and Bleach. A chess match to rival all chess matches has begun. It all starts with a new soul arriving in Seireitei with reiatsu rivaling even that of their strongest. And now a conspiracy has begun to unfold.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 107,502 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Naruto U., T. Hitsugaya
Changing It All by FODforever reviews
Sookie receives a reality-altering gift from Niall, and makes a plan to right the wrongs in her life; but can she change the past and still hold on to the future? Rated T now, M later. Sookie/Eric, but it's going to take a little while! Through ch 1 D&G.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 97,795 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Just Like Last Tuesday, Except With Zombies by angel-dawes reviews
Lima is infested with zombies, and McKinley High's glee club, along with guest judge Emma Pillsbury, hole up inside the school to combat the blood-thirsty hordes. Full ensemble fic with emphasis on Puck, Rachel, Finn, Quinn, and Kurt. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,311 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
The Final Frontier by JulieGee reviews
Captain Pendragon commands the U.S.S. Excalibur. Morgana's his first officer, Gaius is the doctor, and Gwen's at tactical. Now the only question is whether the ship will survive Ensign Emrys! Mild implied Merlin/Arthur slash, but mainly humour!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,143 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Crying out by GuardianOfMuse reviews
What would happen if an Edo Tensei goes awry and Yondaime is unexpectedly revived? What will Naruto have to say about this? Unwanted chapters cleaned out
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,873 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Conversations Between Two McKinley High Students by Glow reviews
...who are not friends. At all. Or: Moments where Noah Puckerman is not a total *bleep* to Rachel Berry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,977 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 5,147 - Follows: 4,527 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Pour Some Sugar On Me by BonTempsBaby reviews
Total romance between Sookie and Eric, with more action in 2nd half. Takes place right after FDTW, no spoilers for DAG. Rated M, for mature language and situations.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 62 - Words: 273,674 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
The Melt by pudgypudge reviews
As a child, Naruto is taken in by Sarutobi to be his chosen successor to the mantle of Hokage. He develops a bloodline long thought lost to the world and learns along the way that, though he may be hated for his demon, his Will of Fire will burn brightly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 228,417 - Reviews: 4907 - Favs: 4,124 - Follows: 3,795 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto Fuujinroku by Daneel Rush reviews
These are the chronicles of the Golden Wind God. In the beginning, the orphan became a heir. In Fantasia, the heir will become a shinobi. DEAD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 298,337 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Naruto U.
Gone by Rae Rihanna reviews
AU Post DoR. Left to the devices of Bolivar Trask, Rogue feels betrayed and no longer part of the X-men. So when the Acolytes rescue her from Area 51, she seizes the opportunity to escape the Institute. But how will this change the course of fate? Romy
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,598 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
The Savant by legacyZero reviews
[AU] An attack on a young Naruto leaves his mind completely shattered, causing him to become semi autistic. However, while he may have lost something very important, he may also have gained something which may well outweigh the cost...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,667 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Naruto U.
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 3,197 - Follows: 2,816 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4064 - Favs: 5,196 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Of Blood and Power by Dalyon reviews
AU Something happened to Harry the night Sirius died. Something that will help him achieve his goals, as he breaks free from Dumbledore and learns to wield the power that's his by right. Post OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,006 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 2,140 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Harry P.
The Power Within by grand admiral chelli reviews
After the events of OOTP, Harry has had enough. He turns in his wand, and says goodbye to the life he once knew. Six months later, the Founders show up claiming Harry is their heir. Harry is not pleased. Chapter 4 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,871 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Harry P.
Something Has to Give by AKA Jay reviews
There are some things you can't walk away from. The Labyrinth is one, organized crime is another... also Jareth. And sentient predatory hand dryers too. Oh, and true love. But Sarah is going to give it her best shot.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,209 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/1/2003 - Published: 10/15/2002
Hybrid Theory reviews
DISCONTINUED AU Everything has been taken from me. My childhood, my freedom, my humanity... and probably my soul as well. I'm a chimera now, a hybrid.Future Honks. Underworld crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Underworld - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,329 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Harry P.