Author has written 73 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Covenant, Heroes, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, M*A*S*H, Drake & Josh, Blade, That '70s Show, CSI, Star Trek: 2009, Avatar: Last Airbender, Red, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.
First off: I am awesome.
Now that my egotistical moment is over we may now move on to things that I think are of importance and that you will probably only read because you are bored out of your mind and looking for more of my stories, and maybe a little ADD so you got caught up on what my profile actually says. Don't worry. It happens to me all the time.
One thing to note about me is that I am a slash writer. I have writen het, don't mind writing het, every once in a while if the chick is worth while in the story I will even read het. Most of my stories are slash, though. If you were looking for a het story in my little collection of eclectic fanfiction literature (that word used in its loosest form) I think I have about eight. The number you've entered cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try your call again.
Something else is that I am prone to, when an idea won't leave me alone and I think I have a snowball's chance in hell to make it sound plausible, write weird things. Seriously, I wrote an mPreg. I think that's really weird. Okay, so it wasn't really an mPreg, just slightly so. (hmm...I must ponder this revelation) There's no reason to get freaked out by it. I really don't want to hear about how unnatural and impossible that is, or anything else that I write about that you, as my reader, may or may not find awkward to imagine. Trust me, I passed all of my classes with mostly flying colors (two or three in the math department kind of crashed and burned in the pit of my fiery wrath), I know the probability and possibility of most things I write. That being said, since everything I write for is science fiction, I think that gives me lotsa room to wiggle around with the pigs.
I totally understand if you think the characters are out of character. If that happens, please, I beg of you! Tell me. I work hard to keep the characters in character (which should tell you how much of a life I DON'T have), so if I deviate from my self-made path of win, do tell. I'll fix it...or deny the entire thing as how I wanted it to work, but thanx. Most likely I'll fix it though. I know I can get off track. I do it for a lot of things.
I'm a beta. I'm sure you could see that in the mess of crap that looms above this narcissistic regurgitation, but I don't think that FF's system does beta's justice. I will read for anything, even things that I haven't heard of. I do it all the time. I won't have a freaking clue if your characters are...well, in character, but I'm pretty good at grammar and if you ask for it, I can usually give tips on how to make a story flow just a little better. Just send me a PM and we'll work it all out.
Oh! Yeah! If ya wanna! Talk to me! I love it. I may not be the fastest at replying, but I do enjoy hearing from everyone and I'll answer questions, talk about the weather, read recommendation and reply as soon as my schedule allows for it. Seriously! It puts the poise in my poison.
Last few things: I am going to school (major suckage. Uni is going to be the end of my life) and I am in the process of searching for a job. So, if you're wondering why it sometimes takes a few weeks between posts or why I haven't been responding to something or the other, that is most likely the reason why. I don't abandon many things and I don't like to ignore peope, it's just that life every so often like to remind me that its favorite word is 'NO!'
I usually do posts as to what I've been up to and what retardations have caused my delays. I also post a few short stories over there that I don't post here.
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