Parody Master
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Joined 04-27-05, id: 802920
Author has written 12 stories for Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, and Harry Potter.

Name: Wail Halls (Yes, that is my real name!)

Age: 13

Location: USA

Appearance: Dirty-blonde hair, grey-blue eyes, a bit overweight from not enough exersise, no muscles either.

General information:

I'm straight, I am a long-time big fan of the Darren Shan saga. I spend most of my time reading and writing, and have even almost succeeded in abandoning T.V. entirely. (almost!) I'm a cat person, I have no fashion sense at all, I don't where make-up. I don't believe in getting piercings, even if it's only your ears, I can't tell the difference between a hot guy and an ugly one, (thier all beautiful to me!) I can space out on you in the blink of an eye, and I have really bad hearing (don't ask me how!). I alsolove making anagrams of my name and others' names, and wrting parodies.

Favorites:

Authors: Darren Shan, J.K. Rowling, Dianna Wynne Jones, Lemony Snicket, Eoin Colfer, myself :),

Books: Cirque Du Freak, Inkspell, Howl's Moving Castle, Bucking the Sarge, Maximum Ride...

Movies: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, HP and the Goblet of Fire...

Music: I don't know. Jesse Mcartney I guess, and the Harry Potter soundtracks.

Links:

www.darrenshan.com -- web home of the genious himself!

www.darrenshan.blogdrive.com-- Darren Shan's blog

www.clubpenguin.com-- safe chat

www.homestarrunner.com-- a fun cartoon sight

www.amiright.com-- song parodies

School: I get good grades in most of my classes, I'm considered oneof the smartest people on my team, but I can't do math and I get caught often reading in class (shame on me, I know).

Writing: In fanfiction I mostly write Darren Shan stuff, and mostly parodies at that although I will do romance sometimes. I also enjoy working on original parodies (that is, song parodies that have nothing to do with another book/move/etc.) but the main thing I'm doing right now is my twelve-book saga, which isn't a parody but is quite funny at times. I started writing because of Darren Shan, who's books were the inspiration for my saga. (but it's become my own original story now.)

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Notes To You Fanfiction Writers From Us Characters by GunnerGirl reviews
Notes from a few of the characters in the Darren Shan Saga from the characters you've been writing about, warning, some of them aren't happy... potential fireworks!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 6/24/2006
Burying Memories by Vanished-2 reviews
Darren is being hunted down by the vampaneze. They will find him anywhere on Earth. To escape death, Darren and Larten have to be buried together for a month. It is dangerous, anything can go wrong. Will they come out alive? LartenDarren Review!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,794 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 8/21/2005
Darren Shan Saga OutTakes by GunnerGirl reviews
When things in the book didn't go quite as scripted! Just like movie outtakes these are the Darren Shan book outtakes, I plan to do some for each book in the series! Enjoy! Oh and Review!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 4/5/2006
Music Of The Night by blueberet reviews
ONESHOT. Set between books 1 and 2. Darren's thoughts on his past weeks. Inspired by the song 'Music of the Night' duh
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Enter Sandman by St. Minority reviews
Wonka tells Charlie a bedtime story and The Sandman comes to awaken Charlie in an unexpected way. AN: This took a different turn than what I had planned.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Complete
Speaking of Snakes by Love Psychedelico reviews
[CRACK] Test how dirty your mind is! About a terrible horrible misunderstanding which happens when Vancha and Evra talk about snakes. Evra is of course talking about the reptile, snake, where as Vancha is talking about...you'll see.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2005
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The Terrible, Horrible, NoGood, Very Bad Night reviews
Remember Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, NoGood, Very Bad Night? Now, just apply the same basic principal to everyone's favorite orangehaired vampire...
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/7/2006
Fan Mail reviews
Various characters from the Darren Shan books answer fan mail...
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 4/5/2006
Brokeback Freak Show reviews
For lack of a better title...
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
The Amazing Singing Death Eaters! reviews
Come see the Amazing Singing Death Eaters sing like OompaLoompas! Parodies of the OompaLoompa songs from Charlie and the Chocolate Facory
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
SHAN, and Other Darren Shan Song Parodies reviews
Originally it was just going to be SHAN, but I've decided now to make a collection. Enjoy!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,099 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 6/15/2005
The Dementor reviews
Just a little something I came up with. Hehe. Bet this has never been done before...please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harkat Mulds? reviews
Just a little something I thought up. Oneshot, takes place during book 4 right after the bear incident.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Complete
Beautiful Soul reviews
NEWSFLASH! Jesse McCartney's song has a double meaning! contains spoilers for books 10 and 12
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Complete
Evanna the Teenage Witch And Hibernius Too! reviews
Being a teen can be hard, especially when you've got a father like Desmond Tiny. My account of what the said duo's teen years were like. Mild spoilers for books 12 and 11!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2005
Thanks for Keeping me Sane reviews
Yes, well...is embarrassed this is actually a piece of DarrenHarkat slash fluff and...don't look at me like that! I'm not crazy! hides under covers
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
Trouble in Paradise reviews
SERIOUS SPOILERS FOR BOOKS 12 AND BELOW! See inside for full summery.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Complete
A New Beginning reviews
Well I was rather saddened by the ending of Sons of Destiny, so I rewrote the fight between Steve and Darren...kinda lame I guess, but at least it's not nearly as sad. R&R!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Complete