Author has written 14 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho, Digimon, Twilight, Warcraft, and Dark Visions series.
Name: KJ aka Kim aka Lee aka Kimberlee. Call me what ever, I really don't care any more. Just anything but Kimber. DO NOT EVER CALL ME THAT.
Height: 5 ft 3" w/out shoes, w/ shoes, I'm about 5ft 4 1/2"
Fave Food: Pasta
Fave Books: Scorpian Shards, Twilight Lexicon Series, Speak, The Shadow Children Series, The Truth About Forever, Night World Series, Dresden Files, Dark Visions
Ai: P.S. Here's a disclaimer for everything, since we're too lazy to say it at each chapter.
KJ, Niki, and Kitty do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, Good Charlotte, Green Day, Digimon, or whatever else is owned by someone else. We only own the following: Ailias, Lee, Shitiezu, Kida, Rei, KJ wishes she owned Kouji, Jade, Ruby, Lotas, that evil rapist dude who showed up in Hopeless and KJ wishes she wasn't responsible fer him, Jade's evil parents, the teach, and n e oneelse who shows up in the fics who aren't part of some show.(Ai: does she even show up? CMH: Ah no know. Ai: Ah well), and our ideas and signature lines and quotes!
Ai: See ya all later.
"Nobody wants a uni-brow" 8 Crazy Nights
"This is worse than the loin cloth incident..." Me and my friends at the lunch table. Don't ask.
"Well, the woman's bathroom is lovely." "Dad... how would you know that?" "I made a wrong turn." Me and my dad at Red Lobster when he went into the women's bathroom supposedly on accident.
"I need to go to the bathroom, Bob, mind telling me where it is?" My mom making fun of my dad at Red Lobster when he made a wrong turn. Yes, my dad's name is Bob. For real...
"That oil is spicey!" My Granpa complaining about the cinnamon candy oil being too hot. "Wimp." My dad chewing on a very tiny piece of cinnamon candy.
"Are you following me for a reason? (MY BACKPACK SAYS IT!)
"Can I shine your oboe?" Sarah, trying to be perverted.
"I LOVE THE CONDOM TEST!" Sarah again.
"EW! Smell my shoes, they stink." Sarah after she sniffed her shoe out of boredom.
"They call my son Tater Tot" TATER SALAD!
"You gave me the best lovin I ever had, but now I have ta tell ya, I'm cheating on you with my other hand." Whose Line, love that show.
"I was driving by you and I saw the back of your head, and I said, 'Is that Kim?' And I checked in my rearview mirror and it was you, so I just want you to know I'd know you anywhere, even if I just see the back of your head!" Mrs. Moore said that while I was walking around the beach... she was my teacher in the 6th grade.
"Me? I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. honestly, it's the honest one's you have to look out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid." Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean. Niki also says it.
"Well... we can't have THAT crawling around, can we?" Amber, the oboe princible player in our band. She squished a baby spider that was crawling on our music during our concert.
"Emesurally..." A word from the Keechism dictionary. He's our band director and slightly creepy. The word means: to better your tone quality and intonation through firming the mouth formation.
"Renee, go lock it and make sure he doesn't come out til 5 before." Mr. Keech, after Sean hid in the closet.
"Shh, hold on a second. I think I'm having an epiphany." (Bella Swan)
"If you replace random words in famous phrases with the word Bawls, everything suddenly makes sense." (My friend Travis.)
"Be still my bawls," (Me. I said it after what Travis said XD)
"Hey KJ, we should totally make the little mermaid perverted again." (Jaz. tee hee hee)
"Hey Tay, I need to borrow your lips." (Me. It's not like it sounds, but it was still funny XD)
"If men had periods, they would fight over how big their tampons were." (Me)