Author has written 5 stories for Teen Titans.
All right, everybody! Let's get started!
Name: Fat chance of getting that, jerk. I am a proud internet safety Freak. Kali Donovan, or Your Grace, will do.
Age: See above note.
Hobbies: Hmmm. Reading, Writing (though I don't do as much as I should...), Drawing, and teasing my cats.
Pets: Three cats 1)Saphrina, a kitten who loves me, but would never admit it unless you paid her a lot. 2)Maxie, a cat, who is sweet. He won't mind if you pick him up. Not at all! 3)Glynda. WARNING: STAY AWAY FROM THIS KITTY! VERY DANGEROUS TO HUMANS!
Why I'm Here: Uhhh... Well, these story ideas just keep sprouting in my head, grow up, and then they batter at my skull until I let them out. Ick.
Quotes: If there's no name next to it, then I've said it.
"You make a great dead body!"
"I reject your reality and subsiture my own!" Adam from Myth Busters
"Have I sent your ego through the roof yet?" Semine Midnight
"I will take you old man!" Mike Meyers, as Wayne in Wayne's World Two
"Y'know what you just did? Don't do that." Note: Usually this is said after something stupid has been done, and the person who did the stupid deed finishes the second part with the viewer of the stupid act and is followed by a laugh.
"You're a clever one, aren't you? (Brain: To you dust bunnies are clever...)" Vinnie the Geek
"Damnable Europeans. They're always trying to stop me." (I apologize to all europeans who have read that and taken offense. My laptop, which I had slaved to get, had a european power cord, and no battery power left. I was understandably pissed.
"I'm sorry, we pronounce that ass."
"I'm too warm to be warm..."
"Guess who's pope, pope, pope, Pope again, gain, gain, Kali's pope, pope, pope, tell a friend, friend, friend."
"Looks like somone got up on the wrong side of the bed." "I got up on the wrong side of noon."
"Booze and pop-tarts: The Breakfast of Champions!" Sadly, I forget who said that. But whenever I see Wheaties, I think of Booze and Pop-Tarts. Yum!
A Special Note (of special-ness): I do not update often. I have a thousand and three things to do at any given time. I have two stories on my hand, nine one shots to do, school, pets, and some sort of a social life to keep me occupied and keep me from my beloved computer. The fact that it isn't mine should be ignored. So don't worry or get mad if it takes me three months to update. I just need time. Lots and lots and lots of time.
And now, since you're all yelling at me to do so, I'll leave and get to work on something that's important. Like fanfics.
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