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I post honest reviews. If I think your story is bad, I'll say so. If you can't take criticism -- if you cry and throw a fit and say it isn't fair that someone doesn't like your writing -- then why are you posting on a site where reviews are encouraged? (Indeed, often begged for in the most annoying manner.) You're not always going to hear positive things, and you'll just have to deal with it. If, OTOH, your story is good, I'll say that too, and tell you why I think so.

If your story is included in my C2 archive, Doomed Fic, it sucks. Get over yourself and learn how to write better.

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The Lost Children by idrylla reviews
The Doctor and Charley get a distress call from a group of children, living on their own, in the harshness of winter. They need help, but not all of them are willing to accept the Doctor's help.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - 8th Doctor, Charley P. - Complete
One Moment in Time by Brownbug reviews
Master/ Time Lady OC: "Two bitter enemies, only one chance to escape. Tejana, the Doctor's daughter, born from an arranged marriage before her father ever left Gallifrey. And the Master, Gallifrey's most infamous son. Both of them, stranded on Gallifrey on the Last Day of the Time War. So what happens when they need each other to escape from the doom of the Moment?" Set Post-EoT.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,422 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 5/5/2010 - The Master - Complete
Waking and Sleeping by Awdures reviews
Turlough's contract with the Black Guardian is at an end, but he's still struggling to shake off the experience.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2011 - 5th Doctor, Turlough - Complete
Return to The Valiant by Brownbug reviews
Master/ Time Lady OC: "The Master has used the Cardiff Rift to send himself and Tejana back to The Year That Never Was, aiming to change history and conquer the Universe. But the Rift is very unstable and unpredictable. Unbeknown to the Master, something else has come through with them. And this time around, he just may not be the 'biggest bad' on board The Valiant". 4th in series.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 136,791 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - The Master, 10th Doctor - Complete
For Everything, a Reason by Paper Pearls reviews
During the preparations for his son's wedding, Lucius has never been more conscious of his regrets. He finds understanding in an unlikely place, along with the possibility of more. Warning: CrossGen!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Lucius M., Daphne G.
The Safe House by Princess Hannah reviews
The Fifth Doctor, Nyssa, Tegan, and Adric land near a mysterious establishment called The Safe House, which is anything but. What is this place? Why is it here? Most importantly, can it be stopped? X-posted at A Teaspoon And An Open Mind. Chapter 5 up!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,394 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - 5th Doctor
The Boy Who Flew Through Time And Space by TorchwoodFallenAngel reviews
This is my first ever published FanFiction; The Fifth Doctors thoughts on the similarities between Adric and the infamous Peter Pan. Please read, enjoy and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Adric, 5th Doctor - Complete
Master Plan by MizJoely reviews
Nyssa returns to the Doctor's life thanks to the Master's meddling...and what he's got planned for her isn't pretty. Rated T for adult situations. Final chapter now up.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,584 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - 5th Doctor, Nyssa - Complete
So Many Things Should Have Been Different by Brownbug reviews
Master/ Time Lady OC: "Tejana is now travelling with the Master, despite the odds stacked against them. But when the unexpected return of the drums in his head force them to return to Earth, the past comes back to haunt them. Will it destroy their future...or does the Universe even still have a future?" Third in the 'One Moment in Time' series.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,845 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - 11th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Hades and Persephone by ElliotJA reviews
Set during "The Caves of Androzani." A look inside the mind of Sharaz Jek as he sees Peri for the first time.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Complete
Rocket Man by rose griffes reviews
Five times Mickey Smith thinks about kissing.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Mickey S., Martha J. - Complete
Lions in Winter by kalirush reviews
Jack falls through the ice, but Ancelyn is there to catch him. Jack is a knight in an alternate universe's Camelot. Jack Harkness/Sir Ancelyn from Battlefield.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Jack H. - Complete
The Portal of Eternity by Brownbug reviews
Master/ Time Lady OC: "Haunted by the Fall of Gallifrey, Tejana tries to rebuild Torchwood with Jack. But Jack is badly damaged from the 456 incident and her beloved father, the Doctor, has regenerated into a stranger. Worst of all, like it or not, she's deeply grieving the loss of the Master. But something ancient and evil has returned and it will change everything." 2nd in series
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,226 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - 11th Doctor, The Master - Complete
The Black Stallion Agreement by H.R. Aidan reviews
10 yearlings. 2 sires. 2 owners. 1 business deal. 1 winner. Hopeful Farm and Eagle Star Farm, owner of Eclipse have come up with the perfect way to breed a champion. With eachothers help. But when it comes down to the wire is it more hindrance than help?
Black Stallion - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 10/13/2008
Pleasure Principle by KindKit reviews
The Third Doctor, the Master, and the game they keep playing. This is a 100-word drabble despite what the site's faulty word counter claims.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2009 - 3rd Doctor - Complete
Peas in a Pod by boxerboo reviews
A coda to the TV story 'Black Orchid.' Twelve years on and Ann, Lady Cranleigh, has a surprise visitor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009
somewhere a clock is ticking by vega-de-la-lyre reviews
”I lose time,” said he. Eight and Romana II in a time loop.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2009 - 8th Doctor, Romana II - Complete
Coming Of Age by ToryTigress92 reviews
AU of 'Arc of Infinity'. After the Doctor's execution, Nyssa is offered a choice by the Time Lords. Eventual Nyssa/ Castellan. Don't hate it or love it until you've R&R'd!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,394 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - [Nyssa, The Castellan] [5th Doctor, Tegan J.] - Complete
Clothes and the Man by KindKit reviews
Mike Yates, out of uniform. This is a Third Doctor era story set after "Invasion of the Dinosaurs." It contains implicit spoilers for that episode.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Mike Y. - Complete
returns to nothing by The Seventh L reviews
AU of Twin Dilemma; in which not everything goes according to plan, and a star fades in the sky. Involves dark themes and character death.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/11/2009 - 6th Doctor, Perpugilliam B./Peri - Complete
Relax by ToryTigress92 reviews
A scene from All Creatures Great And Small and put into Doctor Who. The Fifth Doctor tries to teach Peri how to play the guitar. Fifth Doctor/Peri
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/5/2009 - [5th Doctor, Perpugilliam B./Peri] - Complete
Neutral by ToryTigress92 reviews
An AU set after the events of the Five Doctors. What if the Doctor had taken up the Presidency? Oneshot fluff, with Fifth Doctor/ Tegan and Sixth Doctor/Tegan
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2009 - [5th Doctor, Tegan J., 6th Doctor] - Complete
The Heart Is an Open System by AstroGirl reviews
Tegan demonstrates that Companion Emo is not exclusively a new series phenomenon. Fortunately, Nyssa's an excellent shoulder to cry on.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Tegan J., Nyssa - Complete
From The Ashes by tromana reviews
A planet under corrupt rule. Nyssa and the Doctor have conflicting views on their rather violent solution.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/10/2008 - 5th Doctor, Nyssa - Complete
Reflections by Cptn. Suz reviews
The Fifth Doctor has a moment of reflection during cricket practice with Adric, Nyssa, and Tegan.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
The Annual UNIT Picnic by Primsong reviews
The Brigadier and UNIT enjoy their annual summer picnic in spite of the Doctor, who is of course not really responsible for what happens. Third Doctor and Jo Grant, also featuring Yates and Benton.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
Orbit by KindKit reviews
Jamie thinks the future's a grand place. Non-explicit Jamie McCrimmon/Second Doctor slash.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Changing Times by Settiai reviews
He wondered when this life had become normal to him. :: Fourth Doctor, Harry, Sarah Jane
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry Sullivan, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
I suddenly and without warning realize I love you! by SoLungFish reviews
Cop-Out: n. the act of getting out of a previous storyline through acts such as a)going back in time, b)dream sequence, and c)magic memory charms Ex. Stories in which Hermione is pursued by her non-existant lesbian step-sister and dyes her blonde hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,173 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Point of No Return by Elizabeth5 reviews
Cross-over between the X-Files and Harry Potter. When the X-Files are called upon to investigate strange activity in London, they get more than they bargained for when they run into the world's most famous wizard. HHr, MSR, DSR
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,994 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Vanyaleuthil by Vanyaleuthil reviews
This is the story of Vanyaleuthil and her adventures with Legolas. LOC, Romance! 10th walker! PARODY! formerly a troll UPDATED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,053 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Legolas
Not a Nice Man by Lizzy Rebel reviews
[desperate housewives] George. Nice man, indeed.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Complete
Happy Hour by Doyle-sb4 reviews
Angel's one depressed puppet, but Harmony's not bad as a motivational speaker.
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Harmony, Angel
Some Enchanted Evening by Mariner reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Riley has the perfect romantic evening planned. Murphy's law kicks in with a vengeance.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2001
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