Robot Zombie Pineapples
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Joined 07-05-16, id: 8032727, Profile Updated: 07-05-16
Author has written 8 stories for Janet Evanovich.

Robot Zombie Pineapples enjoys many things, including reading, writing, fangirling and referring to herself in third person. She wishes to take this opportunity to thank any and all persons whom take the time to read her stories.

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Found in Translation by midnightandahalf reviews
An alternate timeline AU that stems from the infamous night of the shower curtain rod. What if Steph had been inspired to push herself a little harder, from the beginning? Response to the prompt 'Don't yell at me in languages I don't understand' from the RangerBabes FB group. One-shot.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/2 - Ranger M., Joe M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Two Pink Lines by txbabefan reviews
Two little lines can change everything in a heartbeat. BABE. Was a one-shot, now a two-shot and DONE.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,992 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 6/23 - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by shadowwritr reviews
Canon thru 13. Dark and against. A 16 year old boy sets out to find his biological parents, and brings more than just himself to Trenton.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,612 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 8/18/2011
Coming Home by snapesgirl21 reviews
Nearly four years after breaking up, Ranger receives a phone call about Stephanie Plum and the life she has been living without him. Now complete.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,822 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 12/8/2018 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
If The World Was Ending by midnightandahalf reviews
What would you do with your last day on earth? For some, the answer is easy. Those people are the lucky ones. A short story that brings both Stephanie and Ranger to the right place at the right time, after some stalls along the way.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,849 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 5/15 - [Stephanie P., Ranger M.] - Complete
Dark Magic by Peritales reviews
A short one shot for original characters Nikko and Kate. A little glimpse into how their relationship is progressing.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26 - Complete
For Folly and Forgiveness by Peritales reviews
This story takes place one year after For Love and Redemption and ties up loose ends. Stephanie and Ranger navigate through the wreckage of their relationship. A lot changed while Ranger was gone. Stephanie grew-up, found a purpose, and moved on. Can their relationship recover? Is the magic still there? A story about embracing change and the power of forgiveness.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,002 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 1/9 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Better Dig Two by midnightandahalf reviews
'Til death do us part may work for some people, but not for Steph and Ranger. When a new threat looms, Steph takes matters into her own hands to make sure that either they both make it out alive, or neither do. One-shot, Babe HEA.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,204 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/10 - Complete
A Plum Miracle by Roscommon reviews
A sweet little holiday one-shot inspired by my husband's coworkers' delicious surprise holiday gift, which they left on our doorstep last week.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,888 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2020 - Ranger M., Stephanie P., Diesel - Complete
For Love and Redemption by Peritales reviews
Ranger's dangerous past finally caught up to him. Stephanie has been left to deal with the fallout and she is caught in a web of danger and lies. This a story about the complexities of navigating loss, finding, love and learning to build a new life. This is a story about love, loss, and redemption.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,206 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/24/2020 - Ranger M., Stephanie P., Lester - Complete
Operation Romeo Echo X-Ray by midnightandahalf reviews
A runaway rodent throws a little bit of chaos into an otherwise run-of-the-mill day at Rangeman. One-shot, rated T for language.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/20/2020 - Complete
For Fortune and Love by Peritales reviews
Danger once again stalks Stephanie and causes Ranger to reconsider his life choices. In one moment everything changes. Ranger learns he can't control the world around around him. Control is an illusion, and sometimes fate takes the win.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 34,596 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/7/2020 - Ranger M., Joe M., Stephanie P., Tank - Complete
The Truth About Chocolate by legalliz reviews
A metaphoric musing from Ranger's POV. Just because.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2016 - Complete
Gone Girl by Kadyn reviews
Ranger comes back from being 'in the wind' to learn there's a manhunt on for Stephanie Plum who's been missing for four months. When he learns she's on video surveillance the day before she disappeared stealing thousands from his company and that his daughter Julie is also gone Ranger has to wonder if he ever knew her at all? Babe & Julie HEA? (No relation to the book)
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 154,489 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - [Stephanie P., Ranger M.]
Secret Agent Nanny by Cara245 reviews
AU: Raising an eight year old isn't for the faint of heart, and Ranger Manoso enlists the aid of a most unlikely nanny - Stephanie Plum. Babe HEA. Ranger is raising Julie after Rachel's death, but his and the Merry Men's back story are the same. The rating is for language. Note: 9/15/14: I added the outtakes back in, but they are clearly labelled as separate from the main story.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,743 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Ranger M., Stephanie P.] - Complete
Reading the Clues by financebabe reviews
A crazy night out with the guys leaves Stephanie desperately trying to figure out exactly what happened, and more importantly with whom. All the typical items included: a crazy stalker, a mystery to solve, and an eventual HEA with one of the MM.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 159,185 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Stephanie P. - Complete
Rosa's Gift by Harmne reviews
Short one-shot, slightly UA. Something a little different...
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
Running for Cover by haleigh.l reviews
One moment changes their relationship. What does it take to get them back to where they belong? Rating for language, smut, and angst. Set post PL, but only minor spoilers. Babe story, slightly Joe friendly, now complete.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,639 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
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All I Know So Far reviews
The Merry Men are left scrambling to catch up as they discover Steph in a state of emotional distress in the seventh floor apartment. With no known threats to speak of, they have to rely on their skills as security and intelligence specialists and as good friends to uncover the dark day Steph has had to wade through, and to help her to the light on the other side.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,567 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 16h - Published: 9/6 - [Stephanie P., Ranger M.] Tank, Lester
Lester's Happily Ever After reviews
Delving into the sordid details of his past, Lester embarks on the unenviable task of telling his 5 year old daughter the story of how he met her mother (a decidedly un-PG tale) in a child friendly manner. Take an intimate look at the man behind the ladies, and how one night changed his world forever. Now, years later, can he finally find that elusive Happily Ever After?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 58 - Words: 154,931 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 7/5/2016 - [Lester, OC] [Ranger M., Stephanie P.]
Fight For Me reviews
Why, when you see boys fight does it look so horrible, yet feel so right? Steph has never met anyone like the new kid in school, but she knows right away that she would go to the ends of the earth for him. And in turn he'll do anything to free her of the Burg's shackles. AU starting in highs school but moving through to adulthood. Not friendly to Morelli or Helen.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,707 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 5/9 - Ranger M., Joe M., Stephanie P.
Boyfriend-In-Law reviews
When Ranger told her this was the way things had to be, Steph never would have thought this would be the flow on effect. But of course, with Lester on the scene, things are bound to be interesting. My response to the boyfriend-in-law challenge on Facebook.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20 - Ranger M., Stephanie P., Lester - Complete
The Colour of Your Eyes reviews
When Ranger returns from his last mission with less than he had when he left, Steph and his friends pile in to help him regain what was lost, but can she continue to put on a brave face for him with the weight of the world on her shoulders? A story of the lengths one goes to to preserve love. Babe HEA.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,406 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 3/31 - [Ranger M., Stephanie P.] Lester, Merry Man - Complete
Fire and the Flood reviews
When the universe deigns to throw Ranger a bone, he makes it his mission to make the most of it in this series of snapshots depicting the progression of his relationship with one Stephanie Plum from working acquaintances to their fated happily ever after. Loosely inspired by the song Fire and the Flood by Vance Joy.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,723 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 2/19 - [Ranger M., Stephanie P.] - Complete
You Matter to Me reviews
In the wake of the latest attack on Stephanie's life, Ranger is more determined than ever to protect her from the dark shadows plaguing his past, but can he hold on to that resolve as Steph reveals some information she's been keeping locked inside. One shot, Babe.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/10 - Complete
The 12 Days of Rangemas reviews
The Rangemen have prepared a different sort of report to sum up the first year of Steph working full time with them. Just a fun little oneshot songfic for the holidays that I thought I'd share.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/23/2020 - Published: 12/20/2020 - Complete