C. Pariah
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Joined 07-07-16, id: 8039665, Profile Updated: 05-11-21
Author has written 9 stories for Pokémon, Mario, and Lady and the Tramp.

"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings." — Victor J. Stenger

"Without religion, we'd have good people doing good things, and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion." — Stephen Weinburg

"The difference between a cult and a religion: in a cult, there is a person at the top who knows it's a scam. In a religion, that person is long dead." — Unknown

"What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof." — Christopher Hitchens

"It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what?" — Stephen Fry

"A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa." — Ricky Gervais

"Religion was invented when the first conman met the first fool." — Mark Twain

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." — Stephen Roberts

"Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one and it's fine to be proud of it, but please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around... and PLEASE don't try to shove it down my child's throat." — Unknown

"Since it is obviously inconceivable that all religions can be right, the most reasonable conclusion is that they are all wrong." – Christopher Hitchens

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" — Epicurus

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Lady and The Tramp III: Family Matters by HeroicDisney reviews
When a face from her past arrives, Angel chooses not to be hurt again. And though he loves his family, Tramp feels age catching up to him and yearns for the golden days of his youth. In the junkyard, Buster resents The Tramp for breaking his heart, but that all changes when he meets Lady for the first time. Will they give in to jealousy or realize that family matters most of all?
Lady and the Tramp - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,014 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/21/2020 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Lady, Tramp, Scamp, Buster - Complete
A Letter From the Expedition Society by SparklingEspeon reviews
How the Expedition Society feels about Arceus; worded in the immortal tact of Executive Archeologist Mawile.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/8/2019 - Arceus, Mawile/Kucheat
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Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: What Came After reviews
When a human girl is thrust into the world of Pokémon as an Eevee, will she and her new friends figure out the truth of what led up to her fateful awakening?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,640 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/16 - Published: 12/3/2018 - Eevee/Eievui, Riolu, OC, Popplio/Ashimari
Froakie Friday
(Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky spoilers) A Vulpix named Ramone and his partner Katrina, a Shinx, stumble upon a pair of crystals that have the power to swap the bodies of the two Pokémon who touch them. (Please accept my apologies that there are no Froakie in this story, I just needed a punny title)
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/3 - Shinx/Kolink, Vulpix/Rokon - Complete
I Got 158 Problems
Gold isn't having much luck with defeating Whitney and winning his third Johto Gym Badge. But when a Poké Ball malfunction triggers a rather unexpected change, he and his loyal Pokémon take the opportunity to try out a different and probably illegal battle strategy.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Whitney/Akane, Totodile/Waninoko, Togetic/Togechick - Complete
Lady and the Tramp III: Buster's Misadventure reviews
Scamp and Angel's peaceful day is ruined when Buster returns, seeking revenge on them. Since Scamp can't exactly trap Buster under a pile of garbage like he did last time, he'll have to find another way to deal with him. Fortunately, the powers of bodily functions can always be relied on in a pinch. (No I'm not sorry for writing this)
Lady and the Tramp - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29 - Scamp, Angel, Buster - Complete
Defeat Equals Friendship reviews
The primary way to recruit Pokémon (Super aside) is to beat the tar out of those the heroes encounter, and all of a sudden they become friends. Here's my take on these events (this was removed from r/MysteryDungeon for being too "casually insidious", so here it is)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27 - Ninetales/Kyukon, Luxio, Skuntank/Skutank
Fake Out 'Til You Make Out reviews
Cascade can't bring himself to let Sophia know how he truly feels about her. Will he admit it? Or will he take a less risky option for satisfying his secret urges?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2020 - Pikachu, Oshawott/Mijumaru - Complete
A Dish Best Served Secretly
After he and his partner are forced to skip dinner because of a certain rival team sabotaging he and his partner's efforts to obtain Perfect Apples, Ramone the Vulpix decides that Chatot needs to be taught a lesson.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2020 - Chatot/Perap, Squirtle/Zenigame, Vulpix/Rokon
Close as Two Coats of Paint reviews
Do you want to be a Pokémon? All you have to do is be chosen to save the world as part of your destiny. Easy enough, right? But if you want to be a Shiny, that's going to take a little more work. Jaser the Treecko (clarification: Jaser is not the human-turned-Pokémon, Arlo the Cyndaquil is), however, is willing to put himself on the front lines for a little experimentation.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2020 - Cyndaquil/Hinoarashi, Treecko/Kimori - Complete
Bein' Green
En route to rescue the princess, Luigi gets zapped and is promptly transformed. Will he embrace the utility of his new self? (For MAR10)
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2020 - Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi - Complete