Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
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Things I like, in no particular order:
Quotes and Weird Moments List:
(Lots of these are from my 8th grade “accelerated” math class—there were only 10 people.)
"I'd tell you my password, but then I'd have to hire Teresa to kill you."-Me
"If a line is parallel to two other lines, they are perpendicular."-Jenna
"I have never gone to the bathroom."-Orestes
"What do you call pencils in a bad neighborhood? Pencils in da hood!"-Orestes, after he put a bunch of pencils in Maggie's hood.
"I'm an alien, Jenny! There's a zipper on my back!"-Jillian
"Orestes already looks like a carrot."-Dan
"Yay, I fail!"-Me, on numerous occasions
"Hey, what's the answer to number one?" (Jenna)
"Why are we so obsessed with Pi?" (Jenny)
"What? The Bible is non-fiction? When did this happen?"-Jeri
"The luxurious carpet was a satisfying array of colors."-Thomas
"What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender!"-A joke my dad made up
"Just because I can't hear doesn't mean I'm deaf."-Catherine
"I love ecstasy!"-Emily
(to the tune of "We Are the Champions") "We are the Band Geeks, my friend, dunh dunh dunh, and we'll keep on playin' till we're dead! dunh dunh dunh dunh We are the Band Geeks, we are the Band Geeks, no time for Chorus People, 'cause we are the Band Geeks!"-Jenny
(to the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody") "I'm just a Band Geek, nobody loves me!" (Jenny)
"Can I wear your Jesus?"-Teresa
"How did Hannah's uterus get in Kevin's eye?"-Jessica
"We haven't had a World War III yet?"-Emily
What I'm working on now:
“Potter Puppet Pals 4: The Silver Sword"--I have writer's block. Be patient.
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