Spastastic
hide bio
Follow . Favorite
Joined 04-29-05, id: 804255
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Name: Who wants to know?
Age: Old enough to be in high school.
Random Miscellaneous Information: I have two cats.

UPDATES:
I have returned from my eternal hiatus of doom, so I'm going to start working on mah story again; hopefully I'll have something up by the end of August...

Things I like, in no particular order:
~ Harry Potter
~ A Series of Unfortunate Events
~ DDR
~ Crash Bandicoot
~ Fullmetal Alchemist
~ Naruto
~ Potter Puppet Pals
~ Teen Titans
~ Chocolate
~ Kingdom Hearts
~ Neopets
~ Reading (mainly fantasy stuff)
~ Spyro
~ Runescape


Webcomics that you must read OR ELSE:
~ Inverloch
~ 9th Elsewhere
~ 8-bit Theater


Quotes and Weird Moments List:
(Lots of these are from my 8th grade “accelerated” math class—there were only 10 people.)

"I'd tell you my password, but then I'd have to hire Teresa to kill you."-Me

"If a line is parallel to two other lines, they are perpendicular."-Jenna

"I have never gone to the bathroom."-Orestes

"What do you call pencils in a bad neighborhood? Pencils in da hood!"-Orestes, after he put a bunch of pencils in Maggie's hood.

"I'm an alien, Jenny! There's a zipper on my back!"-Jillian

"Orestes already looks like a carrot."-Dan

"Yay, I fail!"-Me, on numerous occasions

"Hey, what's the answer to number one?" (Jenna)
"I'm not there yet!" (Me)

"Why are we so obsessed with Pi?" (Jenny)
"Because it comes in all sorts of different flavors." (Me)

"What? The Bible is non-fiction? When did this happen?"-Jeri

"The luxurious carpet was a satisfying array of colors."-Thomas

"What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender!"-A joke my dad made up

"Just because I can't hear doesn't mean I'm deaf."-Catherine

"I love ecstasy!"-Emily

(to the tune of "We Are the Champions") "We are the Band Geeks, my friend, dunh dunh dunh, and we'll keep on playin' till we're dead! dunh dunh dunh dunh We are the Band Geeks, we are the Band Geeks, no time for Chorus People, 'cause we are the Band Geeks!"-Jenny

(to the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody") "I'm just a Band Geek, nobody loves me!" (Jenny)
"She's just a Band Geek, from the school Monocacy!" (Mr. Farbman)

"Can I wear your Jesus?"-Teresa

"How did Hannah's uterus get in Kevin's eye?"-Jessica

"We haven't had a World War III yet?"-Emily


What I'm working on now:

“Potter Puppet Pals 4: The Silver Sword"--I have writer's block. Be patient.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

PPP4 The Silver Sword reviews
CHAPTER 2 UP! This is the sequel to my "Potter Puppet Pals 3: A Special Day at Hogwarts." This story is going to be a little longer, but probably not as funny as the original PPP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 5/6/2005
Potter Puppet Pals 3: A Special Day at Hogwarts reviews
For all those who can't wait for another Potter Puppet Pals Movie! This is my first fanfic ever! (It's kind of weirdbadwhatever.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2005