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I am 18 and I go to school for musical theatre, acting, and dance in New York City. I like Harry Potter, Mad Men, The Office, and Glee. Ayn Rand, Mia Michaels and Sylvia Guillem are my heroes and I describe myself as the bastard child of Holden Caulfield and Kanye West.

"Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art." -Constantin Stanislavski

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Sue by Ragman Jack reviews
As Harry's sixth year begins, Hogwarts has been invaded by creatures who care only about making Hogwarts, the teachers, and students what they want it - and them - to be. But even as bodies are changed and minds are altered, there is dissension in the invaders' ranks, and a killer on the loose . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,749 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 10/27/2003
Hogwarts' Next Top Witch by WildAngels reviews
Join Hermione, Ginny, Luna, Cho, and six other witches as they compete to be Hogwarts' Next Top Witch. Parody of America's Next Top Model.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,524 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
as you seem to do these days by loveleee reviews
Jim isn't sure when he first knew he was in love with Pam. [oneshot]
Office - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Complete
Josie and Physics Books by HasFar2Go reviews
And she was naked. Josie’s fiancé comes home to what he thinks is a empty house, but gets a pleasant surprise instead. Oneshot.
Strange Days at Blake Holsey High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Complete
Bad Form by Mongoosey reviews
There is a world that chains them together there is no other world to hold them apart. A dismantling view of the eldest Pevensie siblings after Narnia. PeterSusan, incest.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
Toast by Heath07 reviews
Very short fic or longish drabble. Cristina doesn't do relationships. CristinaBurke
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
Bad Faith by Katemione reviews
Post HBP. Oneshot. Draco Malfoy thinks about his personality, Snape, and his mother. T because I want it to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
My Brother In Law Kip by BlackOrchid reviews
What does LaFawnduh's family think about Kip? A very short fic explores the issue.
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/9/2005
Stage Fright by M. D. Jensen reviews
Neil Perry cannot understand the concept of stage fright.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Complete
Needed by filthy pane of glass reviews
The both needed something to hold onto. HarryxGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Inevitable by Mongoosey reviews
We're still running, aren't we? FUTUREFIC, sort of. Incest, implied incest, sorrow, implied rape, thematic elements. Life's little tragedies and slow miracles and everything inbetween.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,577 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005
Night Shadows by prolonged reviews
Gonna dig a coal mine, Climb in deep inside. Where my shadows have one place to go, one place to hide.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Potatoes by charmingly-holly reviews
Silly little alldialogue drabble. Ron and Hermione. Dinner. Potatoes. If I told you any more, it'd be pointless for you to read it. Rated T just to be sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
How Long by prolonged reviews
She knew when he opened his eyes, he would cry until he dreamt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Can You Say Drabbles? by 559am reviews
Drabbles about, what else, but Harry Potter ships. Oh yes HG, RH, ect, ect. FYI: a drabble is a 100 word story that usually ends in an unexpected way...which also means that you should read these funny little stories because they are short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 9/4/2005
Checkmate by Silver Ice reviews
Professor Sprout has announced her retirement and a Spring ball will be held in her honor on the first of May. Who will ask who to go, and how will the night go? HG RH Please read and review and tell me what you think. All comments welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,822 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Daydream: Ron by LavenderBrown reviews
Part of the RonHermione HBP Missing Moments series. Spoilers for HBP. Ron is a bit...frustrated. He gets a little help from a Patented Daydream Charm. Rated M for mature themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Daydream: Hermione by LavenderBrown reviews
From the RonHermione HBP Missing Moments series. Spoilers for HBP. Hermione decides to try out Fred and George's Patented Daydream Charm. Rated M for adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Magical Mystery Tour by Amandah Leigh reviews
A short but sweet ADMM fic! From a challenge on the ADMM board, the title comes from the Beatles. Albus wins a trip to go on a mystery tour, and he drags Minerva along with him. Part two: Leaving for the tour!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Finally by polka spots reviews
WARNING: post HBP! Contains minor spoilers. Ron and Hermione finally admit the cause of the tension that's been building between them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Postscript by Peregrination reviews
Ron isn't handling this well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Ron W.
sunlight by daisyink reviews
Ginny is a flower and Harry is her sun. And Ron watches. Onesided RG and HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Ron W., Ginny W.
Lola by LonelyNoMore reviews
Song fic. This is a parody of the song Lola by The Kinks. It explores the true nature of the song...our favorite transvestite! Don't like, don't read! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Percy W., Severus S.
That Guy by nycgrl reviews
Do you really want to be that guy?" Burke contemplates his relationship with Cristina in 1x6 If Tomorrow Never Comes. BurkeCristina
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2005
Listening by paranoidkitten reviews
Unlike her mom, Danielle actually listens to Julie. (JuliexDanielle, post-1.15.)
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/13/2005
Girls Just Want to Have Fun by michelle-31a reviews
Hermione, Ginny and Luna spend an afternoon at a village fair. Friendship fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Hermione G., Luna L.
Cinnamon Girl by Twisted Sister1962 reviews
Josie encounters an old friend at her fifth year reunion and their relationship changes drastically.
Strange Days at Blake Holsey High - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,979 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 6/7/2004
Draco and the Speedo by malfoylover01 reviews
A stupid 79-word drabble about the Malfoys going to a pool party.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Draco M., Narcissa M.
There Be Ghosts by Mongoosey reviews
Short, sympathetic, apathetic pieces on some characters. A new approach at the stranger aspects of growing up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/15/2004
Strawberry Gashes by RekiChan reviews
[Complete] Angst. Love. Drama. Lesbians. The angst fic to end all angst fics. The story of two starcrossed lovers, a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin, doomed to love and doomed to die. OMG. RnRPLZ. KTHNXBYE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Complete
Dig by loveleee reviews
[Garden State] The coolest thing that Mark ever found on a body was a brooch.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2004
Harry and Luna's Answering Machine by michelle-31a reviews
What might happen when these two lovebirds try to set up their very first answering machine...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Luna L., Harry P.
Please! Not While I'm In The Shower! by michelle-31a reviews
Harry and his friends receive an unexpected visitor...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Love in the Library by ze Brando reviews
Voldemort and Harry are fighting for the fate of the world. But to Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger, who have sought shelter in the school library; the only thing they know is each other. A charming RonHermione romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Ginderella by Majick reviews
With the Masquerade Ball approaching, Ginny Snape dreams only of the Prince Who Lived sweeping her off her feet and away from her evil step-family. Enter the strangest godmothers ever seen for a night of magic, mayhem and true love. Maybe... Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,001 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/8/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Desideratum by loveleee reviews
Lavender likes to pretend that she can see the future. (LavenderCho)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2004
IceCream by Sorrow Personified reviews
(Lolita) Humbert, Lolita and Charlotte enjoy an ice-cream on a summer's day. "But still, Humbert is second fiddle to her ice-cream, as sour and unripe those strawberries may be."
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/8/2004
Real by B. Murakawa reviews
In which the Scarecrow and Tin Woodman regret.
Wizard of Oz - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2004
Heroes by Drink Sparky Cola reviews
Strange Days at Blake Holsey High A school shooting changes the lives of the students at Blake Holsey High School. PG-15 for violence and some language.
Strange Days at Blake Holsey High - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,066 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Complete
Shall I Compare Thee To A Summer's Day? by Sorrow Personified reviews
Hermione finds the line between innocence and vulgarity irretrievably smudged. (GinnyxHermione)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Ginny W., Hermione G.
savoirfaire by loveleee reviews
Hermione and Ron go to France.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Him and Her by Kavi reviews
RonHermione drabble. "And she was intelligent. Too intelligent if it came to that, and he knew he could depend on her."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Just That by worn paperback reviews
People asked him why, sometimes, but he didn't know. He just did.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2003 - Harry P.
Sometimes on Sundays by worn paperback reviews
How different Ron and Ginny are, now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2003 - Ron W., Ginny W.
Breakfast by Sorrow Personified reviews
(Incest, Ron and Ginny) "When she smiles, I don't have to feel so guilty."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Ginny W., Ron W.
Home Truths by Kanna-Ophelia reviews
Draco discovers the true source of his own devastating charm.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Draco M., Lucius M.
What to Really Expect When You're Expecting by jen3 reviews
Ron and Hermione are married and pregnant...Be afraid. Be very afraid. 515 Chapter Three is up...and the story is finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,834 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2001 - Published: 4/28/2001 - Ron W., Hermione G.
A day in the Gryffindor tower by Snape reviews
By far, my best work to date
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/14/2000
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Small reviews
Vernon comes home to find Petunia crying over a tiny, knitted jumper. Set before Philosopher's Stone. Vernon/Petuna, gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Petunia D., Vernon D.
Hero Worship reviews
They vowed to do things the right way. Post DH, Harry/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
I Dream reviews
I touch your skin and you bend to my hands. GinnyLuna. Postwar.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow reviews
He is not supposed to feel this way. RegulusLily, LilyJames. ARish.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Lily Evans P., Regulus B. - Complete
without a moment of thought reviews
The diagnosis [Ginny hates that word, it is so clinical and so cold] had been unexpected. Oneshot. HarryGinny. Flangst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
it goes without saying reviews
Ron has lost count of the days. Oneshot. RonHermione. Darkfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Winter Eyes reviews
I suppose this makes us best friends now. Oneshot. LunaGinny. Femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
A Friend reviews
Ron had hot been waiting on a lady. RonHermione. Oneshot. Thanks to Katie for making me remember commas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sleeping Lolita reviews
An iceberg, a peek of milkwhite collarbone. A poem. RemusGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Ginny W., Remus L. - Complete
Eh, Whatever reviews
DH, RHr, RonOC, wtfgoatee!Snape, DHr. Badfic. Warning: Mary Sue, chan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Complete
Thoughts reviews
I know you too well, Harry. A letter. HarryGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Us reviews
There is a window above the kitchen sink. Drabble. RonGinny. Warning: incest, chan, voyeurism.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
I Never Did Either reviews
Luna is in orbit. Birthday present for Katemione. HarryLuna. Warnings: implied femslash, chan, implied incest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Desperate Kingdoms reviews
Her mouth is full and sensuous and thrust to Draco’s ear. DracoNarcissa, oneshot. Malfoycest. Warning: incest, chan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
from infinity reviews
WARNING: character death, incest, slash, chan, postHBP. VERY MUCH EDITED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Seduction Breeds reviews
Rejected, the youngest Weasleys comfort each other. RonGinny. HBP spoilers. Complete. Warnings: incest, chan. Implied RHr & HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Mirror reviews
It is looking in the mirror, it is touching one's own skin. RonGinny, drabble. Implied RHr. Warning: incest, chan, angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Ginny W., Ron W. - Complete
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