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Joined 04-29-05, id: 804598
Author has written 3 stories for Dawn of the Dead, and Jurassic Park.

Hello peoples, just a crazy teen here, tellin' ya to read my stories, or I may eat you! No, I won't eat the uglies... no, I won't eat anyone... no, I won't eat the pillow. Anyways, heres a faulty looking list of the stories I have for you all to look at.

Current Stories

The New Island: Under Construction. (12)

Your Guide to Training a Zombie: Complete. May be remade.

The New Galactic Disorder: Unknown. Chapter 2 pending.

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We're In Termina, baka! by nagami cabasa reviews
Five teens return to help Link & Tatl save Termina! **NEW Ch. 32** The Battle With TWINMOLD! - Nicole scrambled back to him. "DAMMIT LINKY-POO, RUN!" "I have the Stone Mask on, it won't even see me!" The blond reassured. "Oh, right." ... But then she watched as the monster ran into Link dead on, and he was whisked up into the sky. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" She just stared. [R&R!]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 239,270 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Link, Tatl, OC
Silver Wishes and Golden Dreams by bluedranzer77 reviews
Sheila Xavier, an ordinary 15 year old is walking home and along the way she finds...The Ocarina of Time? Except this one is different! Her whole life is going to change because of this instrument along with everything she once knew. Discontinued.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,592 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Link - Complete
Harvest Moon: Resident Evil 2 by StarFoxRocks reviews
Ch 18 Loaded! After escaping from Forget Valley, Danny eventually runs into Flower Bud Village, where the plague also manages to spread...
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,827 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 4/4/2005
Idiot Meets Hyrule by The Crazed Pyromaniac reviews
I was playing OoT one night, when I got zapped in the game, as a Kokiri...thats not good. Especially when my fairy is a idiot that I know.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 131,787 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 8/29/2004
Cogs invade the playground by Daisy of the wolves reviews
When cogs decide to take over Toontown completely, will the selected few Toons save it? find out!
Toontown - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,586 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 6/5/2005
In a Galaxy Far Far Away by Cowgirl4Christ reviews
Jedi initiates aren't allowed in the hangar, so when eleven year old Jesse hears footsteps, he hides in a ship. But when the ship takes off with Jesse in it, he is thrust into an amazing adventure. AU for TPM. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,980 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Complete
They're Never Coming Back by Topaz Fox reviews
10 year old Alice sees a bloody dream and knows that her village's caravanners are dead. Can one young Clavat girl save a doomed town? Can she save herself? Previously titled Tida's White Rabbit.
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006
Loz Pyromaniac of time by the fenox reviews
My interperatation of Loz:ocarana of time
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,206 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005
My Trip to Hyrule! by ismichi reviews
This is a fic from my super-weeab days. Feel free to read for a good chuckle at my former fail! Includes an OC, barely-existing plot, and obvious self-insert. And OoC-ness galore! WEEABOO :D
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,653 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 6/14/2005
The Return of Ganondorf:The Wrong Way! by firekanji reviews
Ganondorf returns...As a door to door salesman! Slightly funny! First Fic ever...review, but keep it clean!Flames welcome.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Ganondorf - Complete
Sea Oddity by animeninjaNIPPON reviews
Link has to rescue his sister, Aryll... but with some extra baggage. [Wind Waker&Invader Zim CROSSOVER]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Link
Oh for the love of Din, just let me sleep! by Darkmoon5 reviews
Link has just finished his adventures in Majora's mask and he is dead tired. But no matter how hard he tries, nothing will let Link sleep. Chapter 13: Ganondorf's Castle is up...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,674 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 1/14/2004
Home Sickness by everyonestakenallthepennames reviews
He hadn’t seen his family for years and it never used to bother him, but now all of a sudden there was something…off, something wasn’t right and Chris didn’t know what it was... R&R
Mercenaries - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 9/1/2005
The Building Of Jurassic Park Two by Torold reviews
Hammond and Malcolm are dead. It four years after the lost world incident. But Ingen has picked up the peices and is ready to start over. Muldoon is over seeing the building and managing of Jurassic Park two. What will happen? Reviews Please!
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2005
Sarge by WeirdDutchGuy reviews
Currently stretches from Dday to Market Garden, and unfortunately that is where it will stay. Story discontinued because it didn't turn out the way I wanted. Watch out for the revamp though, I'm redoing it!
Medal of Honor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,115 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Complete
Why girls shouldn't play Zelda by Mistress of Bishounen reviews
A weird idea that came up after playing Ocarina of Time with a friend. Read and Review, or else the Gorons will get you.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2005
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The New Island reviews
What starts as a vacation for five teenagers turns into a fight for their lives on an uncharted island, filled with dinosaurs. Chapter 4 is done. Finally, some real action.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 3/11/2006
Your Guide to Training a Zombie reviews
This is your guide, to gaining an undead ally, to help you in the apocalypse
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Complete
The New Island commercial reviews
Just a commercial for my upcoming story, The New Island. I know it sounds weird
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Complete