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Joined 04-30-05, id: 804948, Profile Updated: 08-22-10
Author has written 11 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Fruits Basket, Naruto, Transformers/Beast Wars, and Mass Effect.

Ah, it's been a while. You know, a part of me wants to delete all the old stories on this account and start fresh, but another part of me wants to leave them up as a reminder of how I used to write and how I've improved since then.

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Parallel Lives by jamiepage19 reviews
One galaxy, two Shepards; their lives will never be the same again. With the Collectors defeated, John Shepard is about head back through the Omega 4 relay when the unthinkable happens and he and his crew are suddenly teleported back to Virmire. Once there, they stumble upon the Normandy SR-1 and he soon finds out that there's a Jane Shepard in charge and nothing is as it seems.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 203,781 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Miranda L., Shepard (M)
Faas Aaz by StealthyFiction reviews
Kmeme fill. She is mortal and dragon, woman and warrior, strong and broken. She is imperfect but she is his. All are his, for he is dragon, and he is warrior and strong and perfect and right. He is Alduin. She is his. Alduin/F!Dragonborn Post-game during a hypothetical Second Dragon War.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,097 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 1/29/2012 - [Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin] Paarthurnax
Sound the Clarion by Amber Penglass reviews
In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 153,271 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Mass Effect: Records of an Irken Defective by KiwiDayDreams reviews
An Irken stasis pod is discovered on Earth and Shepard finds herself saddled with the megalomanic Irken, Zim. Things become more complicated when they discover Zim's home planet has been reaped during Zim's stint on Earth. Set post ME2/IZ end.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,574 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 6/10/2010
The Arrowhead by tinyfierce reviews
When Hawke is injured, the Arishok brings her to the dockside compound for the duration of her recovery, but how much can they come to understand one another on a time limit? References oneshot Penalty for Winning. Rating may change, 25 chapters total. F!Hawke/Arishok.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,119 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Arishok, Hawke (F) - Complete
MORE IZ Pairings You've Probably Never Thought Of by JoeMerl reviews
Gaz and SKOODGE? Tak and GIR? Would ANYONE date Ms. Bitters? A collection of one-shots and drabbles for when ZADR just ain't weird enough. Dedicated to FluffleNeCharka; cover image by The Illustrious Crackpot. Newest pairing: DASkPrR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 27,110 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Gaz, Skoodge] Dib
A Blessing and A Curse by Quetzal1 reviews
G1 post animated movie. A freshly minted Decepticon learns that a whole lot can change while you're stuck in stasis and maybe stasis was the better option.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 268,925 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2008
A Distinct Lack of Frolicking by OceanFae reviews
Nancy was dead. Kind of. She's decomposing, sure, but its the boredom thats really killing her.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,079 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 6/6/2010
Limbo by pirate kit reviews
The universe is saved, the Reapers are leaving, and the galaxy is an emptier place for it. However the afterlife is not quite what Shepard expected. For one... it's full of Reapers. They are about to learn a lesson on organic emotion the VERY hard way.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,987 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Harbinger
Slice of Heaven by Ysavvryl reviews
It is said that when good people die, they go to Heaven. But what happens to good animals after they die? And what happens if a human ends up at the wrong afterlife crossing?
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,656 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Rover
Rite of Honor by BlueBastard reviews
What's your problem?" Shepard demanded, her blue eyes furious. He slammed his Krogan fist into the wall behind her, crushing the debris like he would his opponents, "They. Are. NOT. Worthy." Urdnot Grunt snarled. F/M. Xeno
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,548 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Shepard (F), U. Grunt
Reminiscence by anonymous moose reviews
"Primarch Vakarian? Uh, sir? I'm here to ask you about Commander Shepard." Shepard/Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 104,927 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
No Vacancies in the Fridge by Day of Diana reviews
Jane reluctantly accepts Gamzee as her guide. He only wants to help her, right? Well, whether his intentions are pure or not, she has no other choices. Their first mission: find Jane's father. After that... let's see where this partnership takes them. Gamzee/Jane. All other pairings are only in the prologue.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,687 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Jane C., Gamzee M.
Ah, To Be Young Again by MrsShadow reviews
Aurelia Shepard wakes up on the SSV Normandy and hasn't got a clue why she's there. It could be because she's 16 and not 31. Prothean Relics, Crushes and Awkward Moments abound. Add in A teenage Garrus and an equally young Zaeed for an adventure!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,865 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Shepard (F)
A Cage Of Butterflies by Anne Whynn reviews
In the process of being rewritten.
District 9 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,200 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 8/25/2009
The Heart Asks for Pleasure First by Chi Kyoku reviews
A month after taking down Saren, Shepard spends Christmas shore leave with her favourite turian C-Sec officer on the Citadel. Movies are watched, gifts are exchanged, and two war heroes celebrate their unlikely friendship.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,751 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)]
Commander Shepard, You've Got Mail by Chi Kyoku reviews
Every day, starting when Garrus rejoins C-Sec up until the destruction of the Normandy, Shepard and Garrus exchange emails. After all, good friends stay in touch.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,626 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)]
Goes to Show You Never Can Tell by tinyfierce reviews
Hawke and co. are happily situated in NYC, going about their lives together - except Hawke's relationship with a certain diplomat keeps her in the tabloids. His solution is simple. Isabela suggests a tiara and bodyshots in response. Modern-day oneshot.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Hawke (F), Arishok - Complete
Interspecies Awkwardness Thing, Indeed by Vixen Argentum reviews
To Shepard, being with Garrus was worth the headache. Literally. Kink meme fill. Garrus/FemShep. Fluff with lots of biology humor.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Carbon Copy by CaptainPiika reviews
After evading being captured, Ditto decides the best way to stay wild is to pretend to be a human. All is well until he's spotted by someone named April... who drags him on a camping trip... and likes him. Oh boy. PokeHuman.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,094 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Ditto/Metamon, Vaporeon/Showers
Vicissitude by Cyndi reviews
An aging Bowser has stopped menacing the Mushroom kingdom and lives vicariously through the now grown Junior by getting him married to Mario and Peach's daughter...the RIGHT way. But why is Bowser in such a rush to see Junior married off? NOW IN CHAPTERS.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,685 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Bowser, Bowser Jr. - Complete
Rick's in Charge by Alliot reviews
"This woman was not meant to be in space, and the guy in charge, with his high-pitched yells of terror, was not cut out to be leading this adventure. Rick was meant to be in charge. Rick, the Adventure Sphere." Written for Rick-Fanclub's contest.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Adventure Core - Complete
Skin Deep by Ryoko Metallium reviews
Arayna lives the life like any other average teenager. Her life is as normal as it can be, excluding the fact she's the daughter of the two most famous people in the galaxy: Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian. Warning: Occasional flashback
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,066 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Garrus V.
Penalty for Winning by tinyfierce reviews
Hawke stayed away from Varric's card games for a reason. Neither likes to back down, and when it comes time to put her money where her mouth is, he doesn't show any mercy. Especially when it could lead to a fantastic story. F!Hawke/Arishok.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Hawke (F), Arishok - Complete
A Box and Its Girl by OceanFae reviews
Kirsty Cotton is having a problem. The dead are rising, she's getting strange calls, and to top it all off, she's being stalked by a box.
Hellraiser - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Kirsty, Pinhead
Secret Takoyaki Boyfriend by Azkas19 reviews
FemMC x Theo. None of the SEES gang had the foggiest idea who this mysterious Theo is, yet Minako seemed awfully cosy with him. Could he be a cosplay/otaku pervert who preys on underage girls? The bold Junpei investigates.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,003 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Female Protagonist, Theodore/Theo - Complete
Beast Wars Transferred by hatashikitty reviews
Basically,it's a spoof of "Indian in the Cupboard," but instead of generic toys, I've written it with Beast Wars toys. This is a self-insert story, the girl in it is me about seven years ago. Enjoy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,574 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 7/14/2008
Butchery & Happiness by JACinthebox reviews
When 23 year old Sadako is sent on the wrong mission by mistake, she is hunted down by the Akatsuki. But when your shortest, slowest, and weakest of Jounin, what are you to do? Kisame x OC I'm BACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,821 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Our Beautiful Tomorrow by The Croc Shop reviews
AU. When Metro City needs a hero, Roxanne Ritchi answers the call.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,098 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind
Fallen From Grace by The Scion of House Amell reviews
The Reapers were vanguards of destruction, the end of all life. A convenient myth created by Commander Shepard and her criminal allies. A Spectre declared unstable, rogue, and then dead. Except to those who know the truth, and remember what it cost them. Written before ME3. To never be continued :c
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,991 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Garrus Vakarian knows by SinceILeftYou reviews
READ NOW FOR A COUPON FOR 50% OFF FRIENDSHIP: THE MAGICAL PLOTHOLE CURE-ALL! Mary-Sue Shepard and Garrus both have feelings for eachother, everyone knows it, neither of them will admit it. Will a terrible tragedy forever part them or bring them together?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Supernova by The Scion of House Amell reviews
Bright and beautiful, supernovae can briefly outshine an entire galaxy, before they fade from view forever, and their shockwave changes everything. Nihlus/Shepard
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,631 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Shepard (F), Nihlus K. - Complete
The World Backwards by Ninnik Nishukan reviews
A collection of mega-drabbles/short stories set during the movie. Spoilers, of course. Roxanne/Megamind.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,489 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Nude On The Moon by Ninnik Nishukan reviews
Her boyfriend is an alien. This may or may not be a big problem. Mature subjects, nothing too explicit. Spoilers, ahoy!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Headhunters by Harold Trilby reviews
Alternate universe fic. Humanity as client race of the Covenant in modern times. A young man in the Covenant military reflects on why he is there.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010
Lost Like You And Me by WarlordFil reviews
In an alternate universe, Garrus Vakarian dies in the wreck of the Normandy. As C-Sec Captain Jane Shepard struggles to learn to live without him, a shadowy figure is arranging for his resurrection. Shepard x Male Turian. Third of a series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,891 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Mass Effect: Grunt Sticks It In by Gregg Landsman reviews
Upon deciding that hanging herself out as the cyborg carrot on a stick for the Asari Sex Vampire was not a good idea, Commander Jane Shepard decides to use her varied team of specialists to set an actual trap. In theory.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 103 - Published: 9/27/2010
Heaven by Elagi reviews
Sometimes, he dreamed in death. Oneshot.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Samus A., Ridley - Complete
Buried by Elagi reviews
A cave-in leaves two mortal enemies injured and trapped. With certain death looming in the future, Samus is decidedly less-amused than her scaly-companion. Oneshot. Rated for language.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Samus A., Ridley - Complete
Of Prawnlings And Paint by Sweetly-Sadistic's-Romanticide reviews
I guess this is an alt-univ story, sort of. Van Der Merwe takes Oliver to child services as threatened. Now Christopher must work with his son's case worker and foster mother, Izzie, to get him back. Oliver doesn't make it very easy for either of them.
District 9 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,463 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Christopher J., Oliver J.
Allies Like You And Me by WarlordFil reviews
In an alternate universe, Council Spectre Garrus Vakarian is recruiting for a mission against a rogue Spectre-and his top choice is C-Sec Captain Jane Shepard. AU,2 chapters, Sequel to "Enemies Like You and Me," Second of a series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,006 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Enemies Like You And Me by WarlordFil reviews
In an alternate universe where the First Contact War never ended, Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian meet on the battlefield-as enemies. But destiny will not be denied... Garrus/FemShep, AU. 2 chapters. First story of a series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,349 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,092 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Blood Shadow by WarlordFil reviews
The truce between Humans and Sangheili erases the rules that previously defined the interaction between a prisoner of war and his captor. Contains heterosexual human/Sangheili relationship between OCs and depictions of imprisonment/torture. In progress.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,558 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009
Cool Blue by DJZero reviews
REVIVED! He was always the quiet one, the calm one. Shepard counted on him to never let emotions or prior conflicts get in the way of his duty. She never gave much thought to what went on in his mind, beyond those cool blue eyes. FemShep/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,487 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Innocence by Ember A. Keelty reviews
PMD: Explorers of Time and Darkness fic. Sometimes forgetting is the greatest mercy you could ask for. Sometimes it isn't.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Everybody Here Wants You by The Great D reviews
Commander Jane Shepard is very likable, so much so that a few members of the Normandy's crew have their eyes on her.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,968 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Shepard (F)
Tom and Jerry's Excellent Adventure by themanofthepimps reviews
With all his friends playing Everquest Tom has no partner to play Halo 3 with and must resort to asking his constantly drunk brother to play. Setbacks, betrayals and plenty of swearing ensues as they both attempt to save the world on Legendary.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Master Chief/John-117, Arbiter
Capax Infiniti by IJX reviews
Fifteen years after the end of the IZ series, Zim struggles to maintain his cover and elicits the help of a human as he moves out of the reconnaissance phase of his mission.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,586 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Zim
Ironic Trust by Ilada'Jefiv reviews
The Arbiter saves the life of Loren, a young recruit under Johnson, only to have her turn around and save him. Can she and the elite form a friendship despite the lack of trust between their races?
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Come Around by Quetzal1 reviews
G1 It's fine to let your conscience be your guide, so long as Megatron isn't that conscience. A little study in Stockholm and Lima Syndromes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,663 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7077 - Favs: 5,446 - Follows: 2,248 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Veneer by kauzchen reviews
Pein & Sakura. But don't you see? He's not a villain, he's just an antihero.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
Rainy Days by Mooncake reviews
[KakuzuAyame] Hidan is missing his umbrella and Kakuzu is selfish. Konoha's Ramen Girl and Akatsuki financial specialist bond in the midst of a thunderstorm. [Forced to repost]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Kakuzu
Afterthoughts by firefly reviews
Between the Akatsuki leader and his partner, words are unnecessary. Reassurance and respect come in more subtle ways. Slight PeinKonan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Ubiquitous by kauzchen reviews
Zabuza & Sakura. Ten years later, and she doesn't even remember his name. He was her past. He was her nothing. And now he is her responsibility.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Zabuza M., Sakura H. - Complete
Crooked by Andyouthinkimcrazy reviews
Yaoi RxB YxY MxM AU In a world where Yamis inhabit the bodies of the living, Ryou has no choice but to submit to the desires of his newly acquired Yami. To make matters worse it doesn't seem that Bakura's the only one after him.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,276 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 10/2/2005 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
Your Darkness Is Rising by Lost And Torn reviews
Four young teenagers find themselves witnessing nightmarish events that took place long ago. If that's so.. then why do they not only see these occurances while at school, but in their dreams as well? Rated M for swearing and future scenes of violence.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,195 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 12/15/2005
Wildflowers by Muu reviews
ONESHOT hinted ZetsuIno . With Zetsu occupied with Ino and flowers, Tobi feels a little lonely.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Ino Y. - Complete
After the Game by Susuie reviews
Death offers a new life and a new game to keep Ridley entertained.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/1/2006
Sanious Sanctuary, Daughter Of Terror by Lost And Torn reviews
XAncient EgyptX Hordes of demons are sent after three strangers that appear out of nowhere in Egypt and they don't know how they got there, but who knew what Dark Beings they held within their bodies, and Tozokuoh's brought along for the ride. AU fic
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,860 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Thief Bakura
The Whisper Train by Andyouthinkimcrazy reviews
Shonenai, RxB, Ryou finally tells Bakura of his feelings, but not all ‘getting together’ stories are perfect, especially with two mischievous Egyptians on the scene.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Published: 4/3/2006 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Halo: Twisted Origin by Pinkatron reviews
Abandoned on a dieing planet Anna Hollingsworth is given a chance no other human child has been given. The chance to live. The Human race has just begun its darkest hour.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,042 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 7/9/2005
Alone by Andyouthinkimcrazy reviews
Not Yaoi: After Five years of hiding himself away in the Ring, Bakura confronts Ryou to straighten out their relationship even if that means he'll have to give his life up. Discussion of suicide
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Signed, The King of Thieves by imagines writes reviews
Mana won't stop writing to Bakura. She also sends him artwork and teases him about only being worth two bags of barley. What's a thief to do? Oneshot,Pharaoh AtemXTKB,TKBxMana.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Thief Bakura, Mana - Complete
Choke by Malveillant reviews
Flames Will Rot ::A.U. Fiction:: Original Character Point of View.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik
Powerless by Jaswinder reviews
Bakura loses much more than a duel when Yami Malik defeats him a second time... Ryou x Bakura, genderbending, not shonen ai. Rated for swearing and adult themes. Complete and revised as of May 2010.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,548 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 12/21/2003 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
I'm Ready For Now by Malveillant reviews
Flames Will Rot. ::Warp Fiction:: ONESHOT. Original Characters.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Yami Bakura - Complete
A View From The Bottom by Quetzal1 reviews
A day in the life of a low rank Viper.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Complete
Peculiar Institution by Dreamwhisper reviews
A/U Earth has been conquered, but the humans aren't completely pacified. The Tallest have a plan to fix this --- they hope....
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 62,467 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/7/2004 - Published: 1/12/2003
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The Ultimate Adventure Package reviews
The turian from Rodam Expeditions tries to sell Shepard a different sort of adventure package. Written for masskink.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Shepard (F)
Dance With Me reviews
Spare one moment, take a chance; get off your aft and dance. Blitzwing x Blackarachnia. Because the world needs more angry, violent couples. Really.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Blackarachnia, Blitzwing - Complete
Want reviews
The members of the Akatsuki mull over what they want the most in life. Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
Fighting To Survive reviews
It had been nothing more than a simple patrolling mission. Naruto and Sakura were to guard Konoha's borders and keep any enemies out. How were they supposed to know that the Akatsuki would choose that day to capture the Kyuubi? DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007
The Joys Of Fatherhood reviews
Yami messes with shadow magic and Ryou transforms into a child. It's up to Bakura to watch over him until he changes back. Chaos ensues. DISCONTINUED.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,218 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura
Mother's Day reviews
Mokuba shares his thoughts and feelings of Mother's Day and how it feels to grow up without knowing what it's like to have a mother.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Mokuba K., S. Kaiba - Complete
Invisible reviews
No matter how hard I try, no matter how hard I want to... I could never hate Tohru. After all, how could I hate the girl that brought such a beautiful smile to Yuki’s face? onesided OCxYuki, YukixTohru. OC centric.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
Fun and Games reviews
Bakura just wanted to take a break from studying and to play a little game... Sharon just wants to make it out of this in one piece... BakuraxOc. Don't like, don't read. Dedicated to Lost and Torn.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,615 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Yami Bakura - Complete
Chocolate Heart reviews
Mokuba has always thought of Valentine's Day as nothing more than a stupid holiday that gave girls an excuse to act even dumber than normal. What's so great about some stupid girl anyway? A somewhat fluffy MokubaxOC oneshot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Mokuba K. - Complete
Yugi Joins a Nudist Colony reviews
Yugi wants to be a nudist. Yami is scarred for life. Rated for a naked Yugi and scary OOCness.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
My Crazy Love reviews
Malik forces his yami, Marik, to go see a psychiatrist and Marik gets more then he expects. MarikOc Rated for being written by me.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,363 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Complete