Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, The Santa Clause, Sherlock Holmes, Tanz der Vampire, and Misc. Tv Shows.
Okay, so about me...yeah.
If you want any personal information about me, such as my birthday or where I live, I will only say this: Ask me no questions, and I shall tell you no lies. Muahahaha.
-Lord of the Rings
-and whole bunch of other stuff that is totally irrelevant to fanfiction
I have a vicious pet fighting fish and voodoo doll prepared to deal with flames and non-reviewers. You have been warned.
How else can one describe oneself in a matter of words. I've known me for years and I still don't truly know or trust myself. Oh well. Life goes on and I have things to do and ponder, such as the nature of trees, bubble gum and the universe.
Oh holy hell this thing is old. Reminder to self, update as soon as possible.*
I'm not sure where else to write this, except for in the story itself, which I may do, but...
to Topaz, the reader who asked if you could translate my stories for non-English readers, ABSOLUTELY YES! Go ahead. Just make sure to credit me in some way, but that sounds amazing. And if it's possible, I'd love to hear what your friends have to say. Thanks!