DaFartingUnicorn49
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Joined 07-13-16, id: 8058842, Profile Updated: 05-05-17
Author has written 6 stories for Doctor Who, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Harry Potter, Octonauts, and Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.

My Favourite Books: Skulduggery Pleasant, Harry Potter, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Adventures of Tintin, The Hunger Games and Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children.

My Favourite Movies/TV Shows: How to Train your Dragon, Adventure Time, Zoolander, The Simpsons, Futurama, Scooby-Doo, Pingu and Doctor Who.

I barrak for St. Kilda, but I have to admit, I don't think we'll win a grand final anytime soon.

Fezzes are cool, Pigfarts is on Mars, The sparrow flies south for winter, Fish custard, Always and Are you taking my hat hostage?

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I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book, and if I do dance, I dance solo. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak or a geek either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space or Yahoo, or talking to a friend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that doesn't stalk boys because they're cute or are jocks.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.PrettyFanGirl; Truth Be Told 13; DEFiiANCE; Angel of Apathy; Vic Taylor; Erma Buckles; butterfly1415; NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net); Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon; Atem's Sister Atea; QueenManaOfEgypt; Velgamidragon; Princess Atemna; Lexicat; 2cute4ugirl; Aqua girl 007, ImmortalAngel92, noffermans; phantom-san;ANimEisAweSOme4400; british-otaku; Mrs. Luigi Vargas; SakuraMoriChan; ripplehealer; eonentity; Amy47101; DreamYourOwnDestiny, Princess December Snow, Shteven27, Zoha Ven, FlyingHamburgerRider, DaFartingUnicorn

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The Dragon Academy And The Goblet Of Fire by FlyingHamburgerRider reviews
The Dragon Academy have been taken to Hogwarts to train the dragons for the tasks. Little did they know that something more sinister awaited them. First Story, I Hope You All Enjoy! Takes place after HTTYD 2. I do not own Harry Potter or HTTYD.
Crossover - Harry Potter & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,637 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 7/7/2016 - Albus D., Hiccup, Ruffnut, Toothless
The Misadventures of Amy Pond an 11th Doctor fanfic by Mad.Is.OnNeRDy reviews
When I was a little girl I had an imaginary friend. His name was the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4
The Fifth Champion by chris400ad reviews
The Triwizard Tournament has come to Hogwarts, champions have been selected but what happens when a fifth name comes out of the Goblet of Fire? A name that will tear down the barriers between the Wizarding World and Sorcerers. Valkyrie Cain. Now Valkyrie must journey to Hogwarts, compete in a life-threatening and she's even allowed to hit anyone. What could go wrong? Spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/11/2016 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
The Story of Legacy Grace and Dexter Vex by Gemmortia reviews
This is the story of Legacy Grace, her struggle to control her powers and her love for Dexter Vex. There is also some Ganith and Valduggery. Not recommended for young ones i.e. peeps under age 15. This is my first go at fanfic so be gentle with me in reviews. I appreciate feedback and ideas especially on making characters more true to the books. ON HIATUS, NEED INSPIRATION
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,677 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Dexter V., OC
The Distress Call by chocolatecheesecakes reviews
The Ministry for Magic receives a plea for help from the depths of Ireland but due to some rather annoying circumstances they weren't able to act on the plea for three entire months. So, three months later, Harry, Ron, Hermione and a very pregnant Ginny set off for Ireland. And Skulduggery almost kills an innocent bag of crisps.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,878 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2015 - Ron W., Hermione G., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Two Worlds Colliding by blind shadows reviews
Harry Potter has grown up with the Edgleys, Flammels and the brilliant Skulduggery Pleasant. After missing the first three years of Hogwarts Harry is back and isn't going to go with 'the greater good'. Warning: Manipulative Dumbledore. Mild Harry P and Valkyrie C slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,420 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Harry P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
The Snippets by Massacre13 reviews
A series of one-shots from between the two stories 'Lending a Helping Hand' and 'Can't Let Go' exploring the adventures Stephanie Edgley gets up to without the Sanctuary. Expect some freindly and not-so freindly faces showing up again!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,119 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Harry P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Lending a Helping Hand by Massacre13 reviews
Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain have thier latest mission - teach the younger generation of witches and wizards how to punch properly. But will Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizadry teach them a little something? *Disclaimer: I do not own Skulduggery Pleasant or Harry Potter - all rights to the appropriate authors*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 118,084 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013
Chasing Squirrels by SevandArty reviews
Sirius is in Ireland on the run from the Ministry of Magic. He meets an odd fellow in the oddest way...oneshot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Sirius B., Skulduggery P.
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Whouffle Oneshots reviews
Do I even need a summary? Did you even read the title? Fine. If you want a summary here it is. Whouffle fluff and stuff. Um. These can range from weird to heartbreaking to just what the hell. So there. Are you happy? Don't waste your time reading my summary cause it might go on for while. If you're still reading this I admire your patience skills. God. JUST READ THE DAMN FANFICTION
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
That Time I Was A Potato reviews
Basically, Ginny feels like a potato and Ron makes terrible jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7 - Ginny W.
Raggedy Man reviews
Ever wondered what happened to Amy and Rory after their goodbyes? Well, find out in this fic! Llllllllllama.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 5/18 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W., Porpentina G./Tina
Spacey-Wacey Accidenty reviews
The Doctor crashes into Skulduggery and Valkyrie while they are flying away from an angry hoard of vampires
Crossover - Doctor Who & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 12/21/2016 - 11th Doctor, Clara O., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
A Spot of Detective Work reviews
Skulduggery and Valkyrie go to a certain magical school to investigate strange happenings. The Doctor and Clara just happen to be doing the same thing. BTW: This is also a Harry Potter fanfic.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14 - 11th Doctor, Clara O., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
The Octonauts and the Magic Humans reviews
Skulduggery, Valkyrie, Tanith, Ghastly and Fletcher fall down the endless pit under Gordon's house. Fletcher is seriously creeped out. Guess it's not so endless after all.
Crossover - Skulduggery Pleasant series & Octonauts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/8