A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.

Harry has a disturbing dream about Draco just as the Slytherin is attacked on the train. His search for answers will reveal some of the Slytherin's deepest secrets. Meanwhile, Draco attempts to begin anew, & is met with absolution and apprehension, while an astonishing prophecy will connect the two as they never imagined. EWE WARNING: slash, abuse, non-con UPDATED MISSING CHAPTERS

After the war, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy struggle with depression and guilt but they find healing together. Their friendship blossoms into something they hadn't realized that they needed.

HPDM slash. After the war, it's neither Harry Potter nor Teddy Lupin who pull Draco out of the shadows; they do it together. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash. Harry has to admit that pursuing the new History of Magic professor Draco Malfoy is easier than he thought it would be. COMPLETE.

HPDM. After the war, everything seems to be drained of wonder for Draco. Except for Harry Potter, and the way he finds wonder in the simplest things. COMPLETE.

HPDM. Harry and Draco bond on Harry's birthday, with the richness of a perfect July all around them. COMPLETE.

Draco refuses to see giving Potter anonymous gifts as a nice thing to do. This was just one moment of weakness. That's all it was. So why does it last eight years? Why does the pleased glint to green eyes make him continue to send them? More importantly, why does the school owl keep following him?

Draco Malfoy is bored out of his mind in his eighth year at Hogwarts. After a prank gone wrong, they swap minds and he discovers that Harry's life isn't really that much better than his own. Becoming friends comes naturally. But are their friends really as fooled as they believe? Complete at 5 chapters; will post a chapter a day all this week as a birthday present to myself.

When Draco fails to produce a patronus on a job, Harry learns that life wasn't as easy for Draco as he had always thought it had been.

Three-year-old Harry asks little Draco to marry him and they insist to anyone who will listen that they are indeed already married. SLASH pairing.

After the war, Draco Malfoy became a best selling Author. Whose books touched the hearts of all those who read them. Which wouldn't be a problem if they weren't written about Harry! Ron is determined to get to the bottom of this and make sure the obvious pining stops! And maybe help the blonde git ensnare Harry along the way. SLASH

After the trial of the Malfoys ends, Harry starts receiving flowers. It takes a bit before he realises that the flowers aren't randomly chosen. Birthday fic; slash; set right after the war; MPreg in later chapter; more warnings inside

HPDM slash. Of course, Harry would be the only person in wizarding history to get turned into a Veela by a chain of coincidences and then compelled to attend Veela finishing school to learn about his new powers. And the only one of those who has to get instructed by Draco Malfoy, for that matter. Who does not look any better with wings. Updated Sundays. COMPLETE.

Tumblr Prompt 510 - The morning of his birthday, Draco woke to find a cat on his chest. It was small and black, with green eyes that were strangely familiar, although Draco couldn't quite place them.

In which Pansy tricks Draco into accompanying her on her date with Ginny. Needless to say, had Draco known Ginny would, in turn, bring Potter along, he would have just stayed home.

After a potions accident that Draco really doesn't feel is his fault ("You were taunting him!" Hermione cried), Potter loses his memory, and Snape deems Draco responsible for his care. Draco decides to, just maybe, treat Potter nicely. So he won't lose any House Points, of course. Drarry, fluff, oneshot, post-war

HPDM slash, HPGW at first. That Harry returned Draco's wand to him was only one small act in a life, one thing that he might have done or not done. But more acts succeed that one, and Harry and Draco find themselves sharing more and more of them. COMPLETE.

Draco has a debt to pay off, no matter what Potter thinks. And he has a Very Good Idea to go along with it. Things don't go as planned.

"For the last time, Malfoy, I have absolutely no hidden agenda giving you your wand back." Harry brings Draco his wand back after the war and the rest is history. Hogwarts, fluff, humour.

An explosion in the Potions classroom sets off a chain of unlikely events.

Draco Malfoy was still slightly awed to be standing on the doorstep of Number Twelve Grimmauld Place. He never would have thought that Harry Potter's very public and very ... sweary, emotional explosion would have led to him offering Draco, of all people, a job. DM/HP Rated for language, themes and sexual content ::::::::::NEW EPILOGUE ADDED 13th June 2015:::::::::::

Harry receives a letter from a seven-year-old boy begging him for help fighting the monsters under his bed. The problem? The letter is fifteen years old, and the sender is none other than Draco Malfoy. DH slash, EWE. Complete.

Harry, Draco and a teeny tiny Malfoy. This was originally a set of oneshots, that got made into an arc by popular demand. Have fun, kids!

HPDM slash. Ever since they came back to Hogwarts for their eighth year, Malfoy has been responding to everything with half a smile. Eventually, Harry realizes that he really wants something more. COMPLETE.

During Christmas in the Eighth Year, Harry and Draco sat across from each other in the Great Hall. They barely talked, yet, the silence was the most comfortable thing Harry had ever experienced. After everything that had happened, Harry fell in love with Draco, but unfortunately for him, Draco had a boyfriend.

Cooking. The Muggle Way. Without any Magic. Definitely Draco's idea of hell. Unless, of course, it leads to much more interesting activities with one Harry Potter. But wait. Draco's into girls, right?

When Draco decides to start exploring gay dance clubs in London, no one is more surprised than Harry when the one he picks is Harry's favorite club, the Casablanca. This is a remix of Digthewriter's Of All the Gin Joints, In All The World. I encourage you to read her story first.

One year after being accidentally bonded to each other, Harry and Draco are free to move on with their lives. But perhaps, what they needed was here all along. This is the story of Harry's rediscovery of their journey and their relationship, of how he gets by (with a little help from his friends).

Draco's life has hit rock bottom, an unlikely family take him in and he slowly recovers. Now a part of a loving welcoming and supportive family Draco heals and finally starts living again. He also makes an unexpected friend in Harry Potter.

HPDM. After all these years, Dudley has finally figured out how to contact Harry, and he just wants to make things right. Harry is nervous about the reunion dinner, but Draco is the best support one can have. One-shot, EWE.

It wasn't going to be easy handling four teenagers over the summer holidays. But it was definitely going to be worth it. Join a newly married Harry and Draco as they attempt to handle their unruly bunch over the summer vacation. Pranks, drama, fluff and family fun, all around!

HP/DM. Written for hd fan fair. Draco is in the closet but is still quite curious about the gay lifestyle. What happens when the first Muggle gay club Draco picks to attend, he runs into the last person he wished to see? Harry/Draco with other OMCs on the side. Pure fluff.

Harry has commitment issues when it comes to finalising a wedding date with Ginny, and then Draco Malfoy storms into his life-not so literally-yet so literally. Adult content. Hints of infidelity between Harry and Ginny. Happy ending for Harry/Draco.

Eighth Year would have been horribly boring if not for one of the Ministry's new laws; that every Witch and Wizard take a potion that would reveal their Blood Status. The intent was to prove there were no more Pure-Blood lines left. Wrong.

What do you do when you discover you best friend's boyfriend is only with him for his money? Why, send them off on a cruise of course. Ron doesn't understand Pansy's plan, but for Harry's sake, he hopes she knows what she's doing. Crack-ish fic featuring Ron/Pansy, Harry/Anthony Goldstein, eventual Harry/Draco. Warnings for hints of borderline infidelity...never happens, though.

Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get absolutely sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he's been crushing on and that damned hippogriff who tried to eat him. And he's going to tell them off, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef of his own with Potter. Drunken hijinks all round.

Eleven years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry is approached one evening at the Three Broomsticks by Draco Malfoy, who claims that thanks to the publication of Harry's official biography, everybody in the wizarding world has come up with a very interesting theory about the two of them.

Draco Malfoy is every suitor's nightmare. His brazen temper and absolute disregard for the personal safety of others has his father in despair. Enter Harry Potter. Based on Taming of the Shrew: An epic tale of Harry and Draco's crazy courtship complete with meddling fathers in law, reluctant fiances, annoying best friends and furniture missiles. Let the madness begin.

Draco was not invited to Potter's Party, and he won't stand for it. Silly, fluffy one-shot. Beware of the feels!

Harry is a teacher at a preparatory school for young wizards and witches, and that is where he meets five-year-old Scorpius Malfoy. His fascination for the boy grows as their bond strengthens through teaching and learning. It isn't long before Draco is drawn into an evolving relationship.

Harry tries to leave for a conference, and there is hell to pay. Fluffiness abounds, as do bawling next-gen brats.

Harry suffers from somnambulism - commonly known as sleepwalking. How could Draco Malfoy not get involved? Rated M for language and swearing

Draco is disowned. Harry offers comfort, while struggling with his feelings for the blonde. A prequel to my one shot: Harry Throws a Hissy Fit.

Draco Malfoy has the alcohol tolerance of a twelve year old Hufflepuff girl. Harry Potter is bored beyond belief. How could things possibly go wrong?

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

Harry Potter lost the war and was tossed in Azkaban, he was slightly surprised when Voldemort introduced him to his new cellmate...