EvilEatingSanta
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Joined 05-02-05, id: 806365, Profile Updated: 06-01-08
Author has written 13 stories for Star Ocean, Naruto, Jade Empire, Lord of the Rings, RENT, and Across the Universe.

Hey there, everyone. I don't really have much to say. Not much...except...Rent is my lover. :)

Name: Carrie (Nickname: Cappie)

Age: 21 minus 4...I really want to be 21...

And that's all I really want to write about myself. I'm not insanely interesting; you're not missing out on much.

Here's my AIM screen name just in case you want to yell at me if I'm becoming lazy...

AIM: SmarmyElf

Oh, and you all should check out my sisters writing. Their names are in my favorite authors, but just in case you guys don't look there... They are: Queen-Akasha, Baka-Sensei and AlmightyIshboo...check them out sometime, alright?

heart.

"I need a fix 'cause I'm going down." - John Lennon & Paul McCartney


Latest Obsession: Across the Universe

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I Found A Reason by the-fraulein reviews
preRENT. Mark and Roger take on suburban upstate New York with a combination of pretension, artistic merit and sarcasm. Eventual MR. UPDATED 07.01.12... WHAT
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,015 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Roger D., Mark C.
Kissing Blackened Roses by Ayuka86 reviews
It all started with three words, I hate you, and became more than either Albel or Fayt could ever imagine. Shounen ai AlbelXFayt
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,580 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Albel N., Fayt L.
The Point of a Double Edged Blade by SeeJaneSmoke reviews
Is it really possible to get everything you've ever dreamed of? Zelink. R&R please!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,191 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Link, Zelda
Fallen by fadeinonme reviews
Fights in the loft get more heated as one relationship deteriorates and another develops. It's easier to build the fire than it is to put it out. And after you've burned all that's left to do is to freeze. Eventually MarkRoger, my first slash.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,370 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
The Mess We're In by rexmanningdays reviews
[You know that moment when you actually feel yourself replace who you were with who you hope to be?] HS!MarkRoger.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,377 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Eyes of a Young Boy by neonnchrome1123 reviews
Set during the high school years, Roger and Mark meet through Roger's girlfriend when something else develops. Eventual MR, Rated M for language.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,076 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Mark C., Roger D.
Preoccupied by Blue Tears reviews
When Roger and Mark get a little preoccupied with each other their ‘accessories’ also get better acquainted. Only way to explain: Mark’s CameraRoger’s Guitar. Other Pairings Mentioned
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,960 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Roger D., Mark C.
I Have Always Loved You by neonnchrome1123 reviews
Mark and Roger both want each other, but there are so many things keeping them apart. PreRENT to PostRENT. MarkRoger
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,219 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Black as Sin, Red as Blood by Angellina Tsaint reviews
AU set in Las Vegas. Fayt doesn't know how to explain his dreams anymore. They're becoming more real, more alive, more frightening. When his waking life is thrown into chaos, the dreams start leading him, but to where?
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,329 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005
Fighting Against You by Chidori-girl reviews
Memories past and feelings now threaten to destroy a young woman of Konaha if she doesn't open her heart and eyes. High rating for chapters to come. Please read and review...its my first!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 7/27/2005
I Thought I Knew You by Ari Maxwell00909 reviews
AlbelxFayt shounen ai. AU. Fayt's the new kid in school, and Albel decides to make his life terrible. Jealousy comes around when Sophia and Riku show up. Lots of denial, and humor. The ends a little sad...
Star Ocean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,010 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Complete
There's Only Us by BohemiaLMM reviews
Mark goes back to Scarsdale, and he and Roger figure out some things that they've never known. When Mark comes back, can they make something out of nothing, even when a new girl is thrust into the picture? Genre, rating will change. MarkRoger, MarkOFC.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Roger D., Mark C.
Raining Red Glass by Ari Maxwell00909 reviews
What do you do when no one can hear you? When no one can see you? AU, shounen ainess. Chapter 1 done
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/13/2005
Swordsmanship by Lucrecia LeVrai reviews
Glou Nox, Albel and swordsmanship.
Star Ocean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Albel N. - Complete
Catch Me When I Fall From Grace by Flash Roses reviews
Updated Summary! Fayt ends up on Elicoor with Albel. When Airyglyph and Aquaria go to war, will Fayt be dragged along for the ride? Eventually will be an Epic. FaytxAlbel
Star Ocean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,620 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005
Short Careers, Eating Disorders by the-fraulein reviews
postRENT. Roger deals with depression, cutting and an eating disorder. What shining knight in thick lenses will come to save him?COMPLETED...I think.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,614 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/23/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Adam and Steve by SailorSunaru reviews
A little story of what really happened after God created the heaven and the earth. Warning: contains homosexuality.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/11/2004
Why Does Distance Make Us Wise? by the-fraulein reviews
PreRENTfiction. Rated R for language and sex. Mark and Roger separate after high school with a lot of unresolved issues between them. They meet again in NYC a few years later both very different people. I bring you my 60 chapter epic. COMPLETED.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 143,876 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Real Life's Getting More Like Fiction Each Day by Sofie reviews
Rent-fic, wherin Mark has found a new hobby.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2001
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A Minor Incident reviews
Max/Jude. Starts when Max and Jude arrive in New York City and continues until the end of the film, possibly continuing even further...we shall see. Collaboration with Neonnchrome1123. Rated for swearing and future sexual content. WARNING: FLUFF ABOUNDS.
Across the Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,940 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008
If You Want To Sing Out, Sing Out reviews
Max/Jude. Rated R; one section is NC-17 for sexual content. A bunch of little blurbs as pertaining to the tumultuous relationship shared by Jude and Max. Title is from a song by Cat Stevens.
Across the Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
You're The Funny Little Frog In My Throat reviews
Little snapshots of life as seen through the eyes of our two lovely boys, Max and Jude. Max/Jude; intended 2-shot. Title is a song by Belle and Sebastian. Rated T for language.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,813 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Skip Divided reviews
[PreRENT] Mark gets away for the summer before starting a new year at Brown. [MR] Warning: Mark's pretty cynical. Which leads to swearing. Title from a song by Thom Yorke.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Mark C., Roger D.
July reviews
PreRENT. What happens when Collins suggests...anything. :P WARNING: Contains nudity...which is what one must do in order to skinny dip. Mwa ha. Rating for language. COMPLETE.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Win Some, Lose Some reviews
Benny!centric: Takes place on New Year's Eve, when Benny takes one last walk through the loft. Some BennyAlison, some MarkRoger, also mentions of April and lots of Collins' silliness. : Title is a song by Robbie Williams. Rating is for language.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Benny C. - Complete
Diversify Your Interests For Fewer Worries reviews
High school MR. Mark can't clap in rhythm, and Roger thinks it's funny. Title is from a Jones Soda bottle cap...heh. WILL BE CONTINUED.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,423 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Mark C., Roger D.
I'm Jealous Of Your Cigarette reviews
Written for challenge number 3 of L'il Senzu's 'challenge central'. MR Oneshot. Basically what happens when Roger's jealousy gets a little out of hand...Title from a song by Hawksley Workman
RENT - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Ego Tripping at the Gates of Hell reviews
Fayt and Albel end up traveling together duh after Sophia loses her mind :. FaytxAlbel pairing. Spoilers. Title from a song by The Flaming Lips.
Star Ocean - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,529 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 5/5/2005
Lord of the Finkys reviews
A story I wrote a few years back. Don't ask about the title, because I don't know. Just two short, and when I say short I mean short, chapters that have almost nothing to do with...anything.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas
Rambology: the study of twigs reviews
Sort of my take on the game Jade Empire. Some of it was a little off, shall we say, and so I decided to write a story incorporating all of these points. Well, all of the ones I could find anyways... Rating is for swearing, woops...
Jade Empire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 6/15/2005
Popukon Sistas Adventures in Konoha reviews
A crazy, drug-induced(shh..), confusing and furthermore messed up story about three nin-sisters and their adventures and findings in the peaceful village of Konoha. OC's...duh...and some swearing(say it isn't so!) Just read it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/4/2005