Tsubaki's Apprentice
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Poll: What yaoi pairing do you want me to make a story about, as my return present to you all? And yes, you can only pick from the favorites I developed during my hiatus. Vote Now!
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Joined 05-02-05, id: 806439, Profile Updated: 05-25-12
Author has written 20 stories for Inuyasha, and Naruto.


Lemon scenes just because I admit that I am such a prude that I can't write them myself. Send me your works via email (which you can find up above) and I will be sure to add your name and a special thank you into it. Plus you'll be getting in touch with your altruistic side, by helping me to get over my embarassment when it comes to typing lemons since I will be the one that will need to incorporate it into my stories or whatever scenes inspire me to fit them in to.

MUST: write either a NaruSasu, SasuNaru. My "inner fangirl" adds that there must be a bit of foreplay, but nothing too kinky.

Name: Tsubaki's Apprentice (earlier I was the anonymous reviewer called Alexandria the Great)

Beta's Name: Oblivious Obscenity (and she's all mine! Mwahaha)

Muse's Name: Cosmo

Nicknames: Tater, Rosa, Cola or I.K.E creatively given to me by my uncle, because I Know Everything

Gender: Female

Race: African American (I know surprise, surpirse)

Birth Date: January 17th

Sign: Capricorn

Age: 20

Height: 5'4" ish

Hair: Darkest Brown you know, before turning black and 2 inches above shoulder length...on one side (google Hatori Sohma and you'll understand)

Fears: Heights, Needles, Dennis Rodman and Orochimaru...and his voice

Nindo: "Never settle for less than your best!"

Working on my college degree. I can totally handle it, yet trying to have decent grades in college while balancing friends and freetime in order and prove to my family that I am not a loser or loner college student, is my new full time job...

10 favorite things to do:

Watching cartoons/anime



Reading (romance novels of all things...go figure)

Walking my dog

DDR! (yeah I'm not an extreme billion beats per second person but I do have all the highscores from basic and down in the arcade!)

Playing Guitar Hero or any other musical game like it (now this one I am proud to say I excelled up to the "medium-hards")

Being "Unique"

Playing video games!


Top 5 things I hate Looking/Shopping for:

1.) Cars 2.) Houses 3.) Furninture 4.) Sneakers 5.) Anything that invovles a wedding

Personality: Hyper, Perverted, Lazy, Tomboyish and sometimes shy

Clothing Style: Alternative and punk...minus the piercings and mascara ect. (no offence to fellow comrads!)

Top 10 Fave Quotes:

1. "What ever can go wrong, will go wrong. And at the worse possible moment"

2. "Congratulations, you fail at life"

3. "Sticks and stones might break my bones...but a 50 foot fall will kill y'all"

4. "Every piece of paper has two sides...unless you use a magic marker. Then you're screwed"

5. "You're a good friend. But if a horde of zombies is chasing us, I'm tripping you"

6. "I use to have super powers but then my therapist took the away"

7. ''I'm not late. I'm just early for tomorrow"

8. "You're only young once. But you can be immature for the rest of your life"

9. "As long as it's fun, no one really cares what happens"

10. "I'm the kind of person who can laugh at a joke 3 times. Once when I hear it. Once when it's explained to me...and 5 minutes later when I get it.."

Top 5 Things I'd teach my Parrot to say...If I had one:

1. Sit Boy!

2. Believe it!

3. You Pervert!

4. Shake n' Bake

5. I didn't do it

Fave Color: BLUE!

Other Fave colors: Turquoise, Purple and Dark Green

Fave Anime/Manga(s): Naruto, BLEACH, Inuyasha, Samurai Champloo, Gravitation, Ouran High School Host Club, FAKE, Haru wo Daite ita, Full Metal Panic: FUMOFFU, Crayon Shin-Chan, IGPX, Outlaw Star, Ai no Kusabi, Mirage of Blaze, Code Geass, Ruroni Kenshin, LOVELESS, Kyo Kara Maoh, all of the Saiyuki series, Hikaru no Go, The Prince of Tennis, YuYu Hakusho, Dragon Ball Z, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Death Note, Sailor Moon, Blood Plus, Full Metal Alchemist, Gokusen, and Samurai Deeper Kyo

Fave Band(s)/Singer(s): Panic! At The Disco, Say Anything, Thousand Foot Krutch, Kutless, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Buckcherry, Hinder, Paramore, Matchbox 20, Evanescence, Seether, Lifehouse, Skillet, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, White Stripes, Audioslave, Cartel, Disturbed, Good Charlotte, The Used, Taking Back Sunday, Jimmy Hendrix, Flyleaf, System of a Down, Blue October, Offspring, The Police, Green Day, Linkin Parks, Simple Plan, Maroon 5, Alicia Keys, Nickleback, Raven Symoné (...geese...that's a lot of people...)

Fave Animal: Lion

Fave food(s): Root Beer and Pancakes

Fave Characters: Forgive me if I have their first and last names mixed up. The Japanese names in "English order" tripped me up so much, that I just stopped remembering them and gave nicknames to every character who's name wouldn't stick.

(Naruto) Itachi, Naruto, Sasuke, Tsunade, Anko, Kakashi, Iruka, Suigetsu, Sai, Shikamaru, Jiraiya, Gai, Gaara, Akamaru, Gamakichi,

(BLEACH) Ichigo, Grimmjow, Urahara, Byakuya, Ikkaku, Kukaku (she abuses her brother the same way I wish I could abuse mine) Ganju, Yachiru, Yumichika, Youruichi, Kenpachi and Kon

(Inuyasha) Tsubaki!! (That's right! Kikyo hater 'til I die. But for personal reasons...) Others include Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sesshomaru and Bankotsu and the rest of the good guys in Inuyasha, EXCEPT FOR KOUGA! God I hate him, he just can't take a hint!

(Prince of Tennis) Ryoma, Ryoga, Nanjiroh, Kikumaru, Inui, Momo, Ibu, Keigo, Mizuki, Kirhara, Atsushi and Ryou

(Yu-Yu Hakusho) Hiei, Yoko Kurama, Yusuke, Genkai and Koenma

Most Hated Characters of all time: Kikyo and Orochimaru. They can rot in hell...TOGETHER! And not the regular one. The other hell where the people who don't throw away their trash and the ones that talk during movies go. Let's see how it feels to be stuck with a pedophile and clay pot for the rest of enternity since niether one can really die.

My Stereotypes:

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I would never stalk! Just squeal...to myself...and take thousands of pictures before they left)

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. (no recreational drugs for me! Just the ones that my doctor tells me to take)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (nah. everyone else is just too superficial to value the real me. their loss)

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (it's this extreme love of yaoi, that makes me straighter than steel tracks cuz guys are hot! even moreso together)

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (try and find out. it might hurt though...)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I am not emo. I should be, but I'm not)

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. (ugly no. crazy? oh yeah!)

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat. (true, but that means nothing)

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (no. I just like acting)

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (hmm...that one might be true...)

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (I don't even think this one deserves a comment)

I WATCH ANIME, so I MUST be a freak (no, anime has proven to help my grades! I got 93 on my global history exam because of all I learned about Japan from anime)

I'm BLACK, so I must be LOUD and PICK FIGHTS (I actually have never been in a fight, but my friends do say I can get loud)

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (no, my teachers just beat it into me)

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (actually I think talentless people are more humble)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (okay, that one might be true too)

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (I helped my mom bring up two boys. nuff said)

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I'd put down a book to talk with someone...most of the time)

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (everyone else is a loser because they aren't friends with me!)

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. (that is such a lie! I wouldn't mind if a guy decided to walk around naked infront of me...he just better have sexy abs...)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (nope...just need to excersize more. or at least find some excuse to)

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride)Crystal Shores (Artemis Fowl, Mr. Darcy-BUT WHO DOESN'T LIKE HIM?!- SS, James Hook, too many to count, really. I know! I'm pathetic!!)Randomness13BRIAR (Arty, Harry, Alex Rider, Natheniel, Septimus Heap,Bill Denbrough(from IT) and Briar(obsessed))Shape-Shifter1094(TorakWolf Brother, Erec Rex, Sirius, Remus, AND James(Harry Potter), Farid(Inkheart), Charlie Bone, Tancred Torsson... and everybody else I forgot. DemonciDragoness: (Harry Potter, Raito, L and Matsuda from Death Note, Zangetsu, Byakuya, Hitsugaya, Urahara, and Grimmjow from Bleach, Master Chief and R'tas Vaduum from Halo, Numair from Tamora Pierce's books...And more recently Clopin from the Hunchback of Notre Dame wolf whistle Wow, I'm pathetic, I have more crushes on fictional characters than I do on real people... oh well), Crescent Luna Moon (Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, Gaara, Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Toshiro, Ichigo, Hichigo, Edward Elric, Envy, Wrath, and many more!!), EmoEccentricaEdward, Ichigo, Grimmjow, Ren-Skip Beat!-, Otani-Love Com-, Ulquiorra, L, Matt, Near, Toshiro, Hichigo, Aizen, Harry Potter, Byakuya and so many more.. :D, Tsubaki's Apprentice (Lelouch, Li Xingke, Rolo, Youko Kurama, Kikumaru, Atobe, Ryouga, Kyoya, Haji, Solomon, Itachi, Sasuke, Grimmjow, Byakuya, Sesshomaru, Bankotsu and Anakin Skywalker) yup, my own little harem

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Nigellica, Tsubaki's Apprentice

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever held your bladder for more that 1 hour, copy and paste this into your profile with the approximate amount of time it was held. 3 hours

If you have ever had an imaginary friend copy and paste this into your profile and add their name to the list: Cosmo

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever started to randomly sing a song that suddenly popped into your head during middle of the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off of the top of a bunk bed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten your tongue stuck to cold metal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile.

Attention: I'm in college now, so the stories will be even more few and far between since there wil be more work to be done before any free time for lil' ol me. Plus it's not like I can zone out in class anymore without feeling bad because it will make me feel like over $50,000 (my tuition) is going down the drain. But rest assured, I haven't forgotten about my (rather small) fanbase. Maybe I'll even broaden my fanfiction horizons since I watch enough of it to pass the time when I do/pretend to be doing, my homework. ;)

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Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 2458 - Favs: 3,364 - Follows: 3,141 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Pirates Life by Insane Kawaii Shippo-Chan reviews
New Chapter up! Inu and Kag are feared pirates of their time. When Legendary Naraku awakes, all hell breaks loose when he and the Methuselahan Key come back from the 'dead'. Can Inu ever stop them and find his adopted child Evarina before its too late?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,407 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Blazing Hearts by The Lady Meow reviews
Kagome Higurashi specializes in helping others find their true loves. Too bad her own love life is one tragedy after another. Enter Inuyasha Takahashi, a lonely man still pining after his ex, his best friends force him to go to a matchmaking agency... AU
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 52,445 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Torrid by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Sasuke believes that a little thing like marriage should never get in the way of a perfect relationship. Unfortunately for him, not everyone agrees. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 158,918 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Words I Couldn't Say by vampireunicorn101 reviews
Sasuke has been in love with his best friend for years, but has kept it to himself, believing his feelings were unrequited. Sometimes, though, keeping something to yourself is the worst thing you can do. Yaoi NaruSasuNaru AU disclaimer inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 150,562 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sotto Voce by Oblivious Obscenity reviews
Azalya's had enough of the Vongola and their crises; the Cavallone have their own. Dissentient factions are pushing every family boundary. Her loyalty was always with Dino. But the Mafia gets complicated fast, especially when love and power are involved.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,433 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Dino
Beginnings by Rayneken reviews
Naruto was six years old when he met the man who changed his life. ...Now he's kind of just hoping he survives it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,685 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Proposal by blugirlami21 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki would do whatever it took to make it to the top of his career, even if that meant marrying his bastard of a boss. Based on The Proposal. SasuNaru. AU. Shonen Ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,551 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tomorrow and After by Hanakage reviews
It begins where it ended, and ends where it began. Written for the Winter 2009 sn exchange. NaruSasuNaru, postcanon and spoilers through chapter 478.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,797 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pull your Blinds Down! by Nigellica reviews
Ever been to one of those hotels where the hotel rooms look into other hotel rooms? No? Well neither has Sasuke. I'm sure it'll be a learning experience. Two shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 7/31/2008 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4403 - Favs: 6,939 - Follows: 7,010 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Just Like a Girl by Oblivious Obscenity reviews
Naruto hates Sasuke on principal: the Uchiha has everything Naruto doesn't. But then learns they aren't so different after all. And it may just be a friendship in the making.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by Kiasohma reviews
When people say that "it's not the getting IN part that's the problem, but the getting OUT," they KNOW what the hell they are talking about, Ichigo can't deny that, not by a long shot. GrimmIchi. R&R
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Rage Spread Thin by Acier Glace reviews
AU Naruto is depressed and goes with his friends to a hot spring to relax. Odd things start to happen and they all center around Naruto. SasuNaru-main pair, others implied
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,046 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Uchiha Uzumaki Household by argona reviews
Warning:A serie of oneshots about a certain cute and lovely household!A Hokage,An Anbu Captain and of course their children!SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,359 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Voulez Vous Coucher Avec Moi? by chocolateee reviews
When Naruto accidentally signs himself and Kiba up for AP French, he certainly didn't realize what he was getting into. And with a certain Uchiha right on his tail, with very...open feelings for the blonde, it will be quite a year to remember. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,436 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Plans Of Hebi by littleolmee reviews
Sasuke and his group Hebi have captured Naruto.What part does Naruto play in Sasuke's plans and what is this new bond Sasuke wants to create with him?Yaoi pairing SasukeXNaruto rated M-mature & yaoi readers only.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,959 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
SAT Oneshot Frenzy! by xXCabbageXx reviews
A bunch of spectacular oneshots each filled with 15 SAT words because the authoress needs an awesome way of remembering them SasuNaru, EveryonexNaru COME LEARN WHILE HAVING FUN! LOL!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Orchestral Infatuation by Ira Vehementi reviews
Naruto's a prankster who gets expelled from his school. He's given one chance to reform at a new school, but that comes packaged with an instrument, an orchestra, and a dark eyed boy who hates his guts. Read it. Review it. :3 *ON HIATUS D:*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,581 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Sound of Dreams by Zrina reviews
On the eve of being confined to the village to keep the Kyuubi out of Akatsuki's hands, Naruto leaves Konoha to try one last time to save Sasuke from Orochimaru. NaruSasuNaru SPOILERS, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,745 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Conquest by Adistoria reviews
Naruto attempts to attract the attention of the new Teaching Assistant, Uchiha Sasuke, at his university. AU, M/M, NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,181 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2295 - Favs: 4,595 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Guitar Heroes by Tsukuyomi Amaterasu reviews
Sasuke originaly joined Naruto's band to get back at his brother. But he soon realized that he needed Naruto to save him from the darkness in his life just like the moon needs the sun to save it from the darkness of the night. Now with Bouns Tracks!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,362 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Love by RyokoMaxwell reviews
Naruto uses a forbidden jutsu. Sasuke and he end up switching bodies with one another and now they just may reveal more to each other than they ever wanted to. Yaoi. SasuNaru. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,114 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Woman's Best Friend by sugarsweet pie reviews
Inuyasha & Sesshomaru, under Naraku's spell, wake up as common dogs in the 21st century & meet up with Kagome & Rin in a pet store, 2 single, college teens sharing an apartment together. Can they return to normal? Will love spark? Full summ inside
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,605 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 12/21/2005
My Happy ending by The Eternity Dragon reviews
What does it mean to have a happy ending, everyone wants one. Life between Sasuke and Naruto seems to involve passionate shouting, peanut butter, chaste kisses and ramen. They say one man's hell is another man's heaven. SasuNaruSasu, lemon, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,432 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twelfth Night by Earthborne reviews
Parody of Shakespeare's play. Shipwrecked in Konoha, Prince Naruto goes undercover to prevent war by going under the employment of Lady Sakura as a MAID. So while Sakura pines for Lord Sasuke, he has his eyes on 'Maid Naruko' SasuNaru, who'd have guessed?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,071 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Phoenix Ash by whitema3lstrom reviews
the baby Higurashi princess was kidnapped and supposedly killed. Present day, escaping his mother's marraige scheme to kikyou, Inuyasha runs away and bumps into an ordinary girl who's more than she seems...inukag...
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,854 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 3/14/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Dear Dobe by MiyonUchiha reviews
SasuNaru Oneshot: Sasuke was never one for sweet words and flowers, but lately, Naruto's been a little down, ever since Sasuke confessed his love, bluntly and adamantly. So, Sasuke has a little letter to clear things up. And it starts 'Dear Dobe...'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Emotion Dissociation by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Can anything in the world be unconditional? What is love? Is it even real? Sasuke is confused about love, doesn't believe in love. Then, in the end, he isn't so sure at all. And it's all because of the blond king of irrationality, Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Like Magnets, Opposite's Attract by Tesina Gela Gardner reviews
Naruto plays with magnets one day, and makes a wonderful discovery! But why’s Sasuke making him blush, what’s it got to do with their relationship? And what does the S and N on a magnet really symbolize? XDDD SasuNaru Shounenai, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
An Exception by Nine1991 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke doesn't like much. In fact, his 'hate' list is very long. But when it comes to one person, the same rules don't apply. After all, there is an exception to every rule. SasuNaru -oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Dare You by Wolf Blossom reviews
Kagome and a bunch of her friends, including her worst enemy Inuyasha, were all playing I Dare You. If Kagome declines Inuyasha's dare, she has to sleep with him. But when Inuyasha dares Kagome to marry him... hell erupts. InuKag [COMPLETED]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,474 - Reviews: 5455 - Favs: 2,535 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
All's Fair in Love and War by IDontReallyWriteAnymore reviews
Alone and unloved, Inu Yasha lives with his abusive father. In school he is teased and rejected and at home he is beaten fiercely. When he meets Kagome will she help him find the love and happiness he's searched for all his life? [OOC][AU]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 122,495 - Reviews: 1623 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Beautiful Miscommunications by LunaChick82 reviews
[AU]An assasination attempt, a shoot out in a hospital, government conspiracies, Inu Yasha get's held up at gun point for his pants... that's only the first chapter. K&I [Formally wrote under the pen name sailor-scribe]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,999 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
The Coming of Age by Ainslee dan de' leon reviews
Inuyasha has come of age,Kagome's the female target,Kouga taunts the dog demon and it all comes back to...a tree? It's adorable, please read! The summary sucks, but the stories way cooler.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,858 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Dog Skin by sublimetrickster reviews
Kagome loves her father, King Naraku. Unfortunately, he starts loving her in the wrong way and disguised, she escapes. A kindhearted hanyou prince rescues her, but can he protect her from the darkness that pursues her? A Grimm Fairytale.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,889 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Did Inuyasha Defeat 'Sit? by Bark. Thy name is Kitty reviews
Oneshot! Oh, no! Inuyasha has a plan to beat Kagome’s ‘sit’ commands. And to think, he thought it up all by himself. LOL! But, will his mischievous plan work? Plus step by step instructions on how to review. Hey someone had to do it right?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Kyo by Ami DragonHeart reviews
Kagome saves a young hanyou, who starts regarding her as his mother, but what happens when this little hanyou decides one parent just isn't enough? KagInu. Does contain lemons
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 55,122 - Reviews: 2708 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Married at 18 by clumsy-azn reviews
To those of you who don't get to visit my profile much, here's an FYI: I'm getting this story redone. Don't worry. I'll try my best to...uhm, make it the best! :
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Bow by Aka-Aki reviews
She swore she would never do it. He was too arrogant. Too cocky. Too proud. Today, in front of everyone, she forgot everything and bowed……
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Take 'Em by Midnight Smile reviews
AU:Heartthrob Inuyasha is making a new movie and is searching schools for the perfect girl. High school student Kagome hates the actor Inuyasha, despite all her friends loving him. She never dreams in a billion years that he may want her.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
What it takes to scare a hanyou by crazykags reviews
Kagome and Sango are the feared punks at school. when they try to scare the new kid, Inuyasha, its not going to be that easy. Now Kagome and Sango have to get close to him to find out what it takes to scare this hanyou... parings Inu&Kags San&mir
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
A Slave to No One by cindygirl reviews
[COMPLETED]He was free to roam the land. He did as he pleased until one day they captured him. He was taken and beaten to the point of almost dying. They wanted him to submit, but he would be a slave to no one. He had almost given up hope when she came an
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 293,662 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Captive by Star Fire Kagome reviews
You are not supposed to fall for your captor. And you are especially not supposed to dump your boyfriend of four years for him either, right? Well things are getting a little crazy for Kagome Higurashi. InuKag, SanMir. HAITUS
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Battle of the Bands by Mika-Girl101 reviews
FINISHED! OK. This is a story about the Inu gang being in a band. And I'm kinda tire and don't feel like making a summry. So...Just read the story. I think you'll like it.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,505 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
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Dancing Queens reviews
So what's your beef?" -"Huh?"- "Why are you here? You a troublemaker, a klutz, have rich or overbearing parents who want to give you culture...or are you just gay?" Kiba asked glancing toward him with an eyebrow raised as he sized him up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Crimes of the Heart reviews
Newly recruited Detective Uzumaki has a lot of things to learn if he wants to finish this case alive...especially when he adds his old high school "aquaintance" who is now Sergeant Uchiha, into the mix. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,472 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
For Now reviews
This is my venty emo poem that I made while my parents were going through one of their divorce arguments...again. At first I hated it, and then I noticed that it started sounding like it was in Sasuke's POV so I liked it again
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Winter Wish reviews
Sasuke has spent 3 years of his life as a single parent and he's done a great job. So how is it that this dobe can walk right into and out of their lives like that, and think he's gonna get away with leaving? Well he's got another thing coming. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,075 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Boys Will Be Boys reviews
Poor little Sasuke has got a lot to learn when it comes to the wooing of his Naru-chan. But the one cardinal rule is 'Never, Ever copy Kakashi' Fluffy Shonen-ai between kids
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Happy Song reviews
Naruto is concerned about Sasuke's bad mood since he's come back and so he's decided to find a way to him cheer up. Inspired by Liam Lynch
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mystery Valentine reviews
It doesn't make sense. All things point to his dobe, yet he keeps say he didn't buy him anything. So who the heck bought him the valentine's day present? Part of the MMFH Universe
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Subterfuge reviews
Definition, a trick or deception used in order to achieve one's goal. That’s all fine and dandy, but all Naruto really cares about right now, is to know who’s wedding he’s showing up for? Better sum inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
It's Just You reviews
This is the bestest, most cutest poem you will ever read about SasuNaru! All of my Adoring fans should definitely read it. And all of you people who either adore me OR SasuNaru should read and review it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Match Maker from Hell reviews
Everyone in Konoha knew Naruto and Sasuke needed a little push in the right direction. Finally Konohakure's greatest matchmaker takes a step in. But what's his beef with Itachi? SasuNaru, implied Itachi bashing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,773 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Balls, My Way reviews
You pervs! I know what you are thinking! Actually it is a slightly perverted story if you think that way. I said I wasn't going to do anymore...but I lied. So here is yet another sick and perverted story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love's Crazy Ways reviews
He cheated on her, leaving her to pick up the pieces of her broken heart. Now to get away from her past she, moves in with her aunt. Will her new band and school classmates drive her up the wall? Or will she find love again? What's a punk to do?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 83,814 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Anything You Do, I Do Better reviews
It's here! The sequel to I Said No! But this time who will be the poor soul to misunderstand Sasuke and Naruto's conversations? Read to find out! As always SasuNaru 'til the end!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Said No! reviews
During a bodyguard mission Sakura happens to overhear a...suggestive conversation between Naruto and Sasuke, which leads to very interesting thoughts. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Something Special reviews
After 3 years Sasuke has finally been reinstated as a shinobi but Naruto still sees he's not happy. So our beloved dobe decides that he wants to give him a gift to show that he cares. As you guessed it's SASUxNARU!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The 25 days of Christmas reviews
A collection of songfics by your favorite IY characters...KIKYO LOVERS BEWARE...as if my pen name doesn't give a hint...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Inuyasha
Inuyasha's Day Off reviews
In a fight with an acid demon, Inuyasha's rosary accidentally gets melted. So now it's his turn to give a bit of payback like he never could before! Will Kagome be able to replace his rosary or are they all targets for him? InuKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Inuyasha
Not Always Black and White reviews
Six monthes ago, The gang faced off against Tsubaki and hoped that they ended her curses. But what if she still had a follower bent on completing her last wish? And why would she be trying to play matchmaker if she wants vengeance? InuKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,783 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Sally's Song reviews
Kagome runs back to her time yet again after something Inuyasha says. But when he follows her back he finally finds out Kagome's true feeling for him... Can he get her back before her Valentine's Day is ruined? This is a one shot containing a song from th
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
My Fair Pirate reviews
As the only way to escape from an arranged marriage, two sisters flee onto a mysterious pirate ship. How will they deal with their very hot...and very annoying captain and his first mate? Especially since they are about to embark on a quest together. pair
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,458 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
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