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Joined 05-02-05, id: 806467, Profile Updated: 02-22-10
Author has written 40 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Moulin Rouge, House, M.D., Legend of Zelda, Office, Phantom of the Opera, Chuck, National Treasure, Naruto, Avatar: Last Airbender, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Scarlet Pimpernel, Twilight, Avengers, Legend of Korra, and Thor.

I've had such good intentions for all of my stories, but... I just can't work on some of them anymore. If the inspiration hits, I will continue them, but for now I will mostly be very sporadically posting one-shots. I apologise for the inconvenience.

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The Commentary of TOS for KS by Brittany Diamond reviews
While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 269,732 - Reviews: 2815 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
To See the Sun Smile by Zeffyface reviews
What is not real does not matter, but where does the line between truth and illusion lie? Rated to be safe, some blood and romance in later chapters. Male Sheik, but not AU. Complete!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,706 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Link, Sheik - Complete
Frivolity by kaname's harisen reviews
If she had no plans to marry, then of what worth was her reputation? And only the three of them, Tsunade, Kakashi and herself, knew the true irony of Ino's situation, that Konoha's own Mistress of Seduction was, in fact, very much a virgin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,965 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 9/12/2008 - [Chōji A., Ino Y.]
Impromptu Affair by GreyLiliy reviews
Good partners are hard to find - but sometimes they just drop in unexpected. And Joker's going to keep hold, whether Scarecrow & Two-Face like it or not.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,579 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 9/26/2008 - J. Crane, Joker, Harvey D.
These Are All Things You Don't Understand by Novocain reviews
Prostitution and assassination and the way of the shinobi are for Kakashi, and firsts and lasts and middles will never involve those nimble hands or chapped lips stretching in a bright, happy smile against his hip. There is no other choice, Sandaime says.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,504 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Minato N.
My Personal Sun by FreaKiki reviews
What if Alice never saw Bella jump in New Moon and never come to see her? What if Bella decided to try to move on with Jacob and he imprints on her? What happens if she does fall in love with Jacob? What about Edward? Better description inside...M 4 Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,751 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Jacob, Bella
Chivalry by herongale reviews
Splendid isolation is still isolation. Ozai lives in seclusion, under guard, in a villa in a remote area of the Fire Nation. All that would be very well, but the guard. Well, the guard. The guard is a problem.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Gai M., Ozai - Complete
Illusion by Y0URIMAGINARYFRIEND reviews
Watching over captives is never fun, and Sakura has reason to dislike this man. But even with gills and pointy teeth, he's still human. Non-romance, SakuKisa, for the 100 Themes Challenge.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Kisame H., Sakura H. - Complete
MAD by Demonic Angel Clone reviews
He knew enough of pain and suffering to call himself a God and her his Goddess…it was enough to drive him mad. Pein and Konan, dedicated to Coco-Minu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Mine by SaJi reviews
Slash. Batman/Joker ...and in his mind repeated one thought. One truth. Mine.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Sin From Angel Lips by Demonic Angel Clone reviews
How many times could a human be damned before their sins seemed like blessings? This girl and her damn mouth, were starting to really piss him off...Hidan and Tayuya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hidan, Tayuya
Sincerely Me by XxHot92xX reviews
Forget insomnia pills, Tobi has a newfangled way of curing sleepless nights. [Tobito theory implied]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H. - Complete
Height Difference by XxHot92xX reviews
He was taller than Kakashi remembered. It was only natural to think that, however. It had been over sixteen plus years.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
A Life in Flowers by Cerberusia reviews
15 years, the span of a life in flowers. Kimimarocentric, some implied OrochimaruKimimaro.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Kimimaro, Orochimaru - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 2,926 - Follows: 308 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
In the Springtime of His Voodoo by desolate butterfly reviews
[OrochimaruKimimaro] 'He was going to show me spring...' Orochimaru instructs Kimimaro in the useful properties of some flowers and lessons are taken to heart.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Orochimaru, Kimimaro - Complete
The Rape of the Spiders by Starbrigid reviews
Iago knows that to bruise the body is nothing, but that to bruise someone's heart is a lasting victory. A Valentine's Day story.
Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete
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Jóga reviews
SPOILERS inside; Noatak does not believe in fairy tales. He believes in the things he can see and touch, he believes in the evil in everyone's heart
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Amon, Tarrlok - Complete
Gypsy Eyes reviews
Loki has a type. Apparently. That's what he says. "Tall, blond, and heroic," that same toothy smirk tugs only slightly at the corners of his mouth. Steve doesn't like the implications of it. Steve/Loki
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki
Love reviews
He stares at you with blank eyes. They are not fully red, but a deep, bloody brown. Like the blood from your neck were smeared into his eyes. B/E-ish.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awkward reviews
Kakashi’s hand is resting at your belt, and you’re half-hoping that it will decide to go just a bit lower, because that would feel really, really good, you imagine. Not that you’ve actively imagined this happening... Often. KakObi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
Shadow reviews
Shikamaru discovers that he has two shadows now: his own, and Konohamaru. Little vignettes about the evolution of their friendship.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 75 - Words: 25,250 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Shikamaru N., Konohamaru S.
Second reviews
Naruto would like to think he'd still go after Sasuke all things considered. But the fact is he doesn't know. And, a little part of him admits, he might have been less motivated if he'd known it would turn out like this. Follows Myopia JuuSas friendship
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Red reviews
He was born in red, dripping blood, and screaming as they pried him from the void that had been his home for the past nine months.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Juugo, Sasuke U. - Complete
Myopia reviews
I'm fine," Sasuke says. It sounds feeble even to his own ears. Juugo doesn't look convinced, but he drops the subject because Karin, and Suigestu have returned with supplies. Sasuke's descent into blindness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Juugo - Complete
Persistence reviews
I think Li would make a good Freedom Fighter," Zuko heard Jet say. He hoped that it was not a sign that Jet would persist in getting him to join their gang. AU, Jet did not see Zuko firebend.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Zuko, Jet
Erised reviews
One night, after having a nasty fight with Evans, he entered a deserted classroom to find a large mirror in an ornate gold frame. The Marauders find the mirror of Erised.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
13 Thermidor reviews
Today is 13 Thermidor; it is the day Chauvelin will die. minor slash-- Pimpernel/Chauvelin
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
How to Tie a Cravat reviews
But he still chases because that is how their game works; and he would hate to miss his chance to finally catch this man. vaguest hints of slash-- Pimpernel/Chauvelin; rated for some swearing
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Absinthe reviews
Her name was Absinthe, and she was the bane of civility. GreenFairy? Oneshot
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Green Fairy, Argentinean
A Sound of Thunder reviews
Sokka, now would be a-" Zuko began, dodging a particularly nasty flame sent his way by Azula. "A good time for one of your bright ideas!" How would the battle with Azula changed had Sokka, instead of Katara, joined Zuko?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Zuko, Sokka
I know reviews
I recognise that look bubbling behind your eyes; it is the same look he gives her, the same look my brother gives that boy with the fraying robes. It is the same look I give you. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Regulus B., Severus S. - Complete
Pain reviews
Pein vaguely remembers Nagato: some snivelling creature from his past. vague Nagato/Yahiko, or friendship.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Pain/Pein, Yahiko - Complete
You tell yourself reviews
You tell yourself that predatory glimmer in his cold, blue eyes means nothing when it’s directed toward you. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Favour reviews
Had someone told her that she would one day marry that boy Leporello, she probably would have laughed at them. Young Giovanni has a distinct sense of humour. -Don Giovanni-
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Name reviews
You tell yourself that you aren’t affected by the way he whispers your name. Slash. -Don Giovanni-
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Guilt reviews
To his recollection, Leporello has been the only individual capable of extracting that dread emotion from him. The man does it with such carelessness, that Giovanni is certain it is quite unintentional. Slash-ish. -Don Giovanni-
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Question reviews
Can Tobi ask Deidara-senpai a question?" "Not something stupid, I hope." slight DeiTobi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
100 Words reviews
Drabbles about Link and Vaati. Slash. Contains drabbles about the game and manga.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Link, Vaati
Remembrance
In that one word, history was condemned to remember. Alternate Ending to OoT
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
With Difference reviews
Luna is captured, and questioned by Voldemort. People were normally mad after he finished with them, not before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Luna L., Voldemort
The Pupil reviews
Riley had spent his life being tolerated. To have someone act- and he was pretty sure it was an act, no matter how convincing it seemed- at all interested in what he had to say. Well, it was strange. But not entirely unpleasant. References to paedophilia.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Ben G., Riley P. - Complete
The Secret Santa reviews
He had spent hours well, not literally, more figuratively thinking what that gift could be. House/Kutner
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2008 - G. House - Complete
Close reviews
Lester theorises about sudden closeness between Chuck, and Casey, while he inadvertently discusses his own thoughts. Jeff/Lester kind of, and implied, theoretical Chuck/Casey. Just in case you missed it, this is slash.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Psapfo reviews
She looks beautiful, despite the fact that she is dripping in lace, and pearls, and fringe. Luna will not tell her how such atrocious clothing upsets the doxies, which are the deliverers of luck on Tuesdays. Onesided LLGW, HPGW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Luna L., Ginny W. - Complete
A Generous Benefactor reviews
The night after Don Juan, Erik loses something very close to him... Raoul tries to help. Summary sounds slashy, but it's not unless you want it to be
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Babylone
Three strange occurrences happen at the Opéra Populaire, and they all centre around Mlle. Daae. PostALW’s PotO. Character death.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Unseen Letters reviews
Remus finds something that was inteded for Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
One Night Stand reviews
To both, it is more than just a onenightstand. SBRL, onesided RLNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Carol Who? reviews
Ryan is inspired by Oscar’s accidental Coming Out to do something bold. MichaelRyan. Slash. Set directly after Gay Witch Hunt.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2007
Silence reviews
Ryan knew he never would. Still, the thought was nice. Drabble. MichaelRyan. Slash!
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
The Immortal Cap'n Jack reviews
The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow such a lovely ring to it. Some things, however, are more important than immortality. Sparrington. AWE SPOILERS! Oneshot
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
You can't always get what you want reviews
You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you get what you need. HouseChase dialogue drabble.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2006 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Just a kiss reviews
It was just a kiss. Just a stupid kiss... DMC spoilers.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
His one true love reviews
Gibbs is talking to a new recruit on Anamaria's ship about the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow, and his famous disappearance. oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
That little compass reviews
Elizabeth remembers that little incident with the compass, and rethinks everything she ever thought about love. WE and JE hints of Sparrington. DMC spoilers. oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
The Rain Does Funny Things reviews
Oliver recounts the first Quidditch match of his last season at Hogwarts. OWHG. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Oliver W., Hermione G. - Complete
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