Name: Shizzle Sticks
Permanent Addictions: Pairings that will never happen but we write them anyway.
Currently listening to: Charlie the Unicorn 4

You know you've played too much Halo when your local weather station posts a flood warning, and you run to get your shotgun.

"Just close your eyes and pretend its a bad dream, that's how I get by." Captain Jack Sparrow (POTC: At World's End)

Weasley, if you had ten galleons for every ounce of brains you've got in your head, you'd still be poor." Malfoy, Ron Weasley and that Kid with the Scar, Darkmark.com

"That's like in that horror movie. Y'know... the one with all the horror."

"You know, it's much more real than a movie when it's real."

"If I had a dollar for every time you said destiny, I'd be even richer!"--Seto Kaiba

"The best food fight is with...FOOD!" -- Food Network

"...the vertically challenged boy..." -- A YuGiOh fanfiction story called 'Spectrum' reffering to Yugi

“If you were my boyfriend, I’d put poison in your coffee.” “Yeah, well if you were my girlfriend, I’d drink it.” -- summary to the story 'Harvesting the Heart'

"All kinks weren’t unkinkafied until this year, and we are proud to announce a fully functional kink-free program." Chapter One: Foreign Wizard Student Exchange Program

"All flames are read, laughed at, and then deleted with extreme prejudice."

"Thanks for being my Mr. Right Now and for the awesome shagging for the past year, but as Mr. Right has finally extracted his head from his ass, I’ll be moving on now. But here’s one more orgasm as a nice parting gift."

"Trespassers WILL be shot. Survivors WILL be shot again."

I never panic when I get lost. i just change where it is I want to go. --Rita Rudner

I've got a lot of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. --George Carlin

"When dinner was finished, they all realized how empty the house had become, without the constant crashing of Sakura’s clumsiness, the apology for breaking it, the cursing when the pain came back, then the apology for cursing."a Naruto story: She will be Loved

"I write for the same reason I breath - because if I didn't, I would die." - Issac Asimov

"The greatest feeling in the world...revenge. Pure, unadulterated revenge. Not weery little jealousy. Not some piddling little envy. But good, old-fashioned, bloodcurdling revenge."

yama nashi, ochi nashi, imi nashi...
no climax, no resolution, no meaning...

"What reason hath the moon to be jealous when its beauty can be gazed upon unhindered?
The suns radiance blinds us to it’s true loveliness and so we sometimes overlook it."

"If you see the light, run to the darkness...unless you wanna die."

" 'She stared up at him, some long dormant sex drive devolving her into a mono-syllabic cavewoman. 'Bed,' she said. 'Bed now.' "

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