Invader Hog
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Joined 05-02-05, id: 806559, Profile Updated: 08-18-10
Author has written 45 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Kill Bill, Ouran High School Host Club, Xiaolin Showdown, Sky High, Princess Tutu, Daa! Daa! Daa!, Criminal Minds, City of Ember, Teen Titans, Scent of a woman, Leverage, Gossip Girl, Glee, Hey Arnold, and Community.

Name: Invader Hog

Deviantart: invaderhog.devianart.com (visit anytime!)

Age: 21

Likes: Jane Austen, write stories, draw, watch movies, read plays, and listen to music.

Dislikes: negative people

Favoirte Animes: Naruto, One Piece, Bleach, Trigun, Ouran Host Club, Card Captors, Samurai Champloo, Wolf's Rain, Inuyasha, Chrno Crusade, the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and Princess Tutu

Favorite Shows: Invader Zim!

Favorite Anime Character: Ino Yamanaka from Naruto! Of course!

Favorite Pairings: (in no particular order) Jinx/Kid Flash, Raven/BB, Shikamaru/Ino, Temari/Shino, Sakura/Lee, Naruto/Hinata, Neji/TenTen, Tamaki/Haruhi, Vash/Meryl, Wolfe/Milly, Luffy/Nami, Zorro/Tashigi, Robin/Ace, Ussop/Kaya, Ichigo/Rukia, Ushida/Orihime, Sakura/Syaoran, Mugen/Fuu, Inuyasha/Kagome, Miroku/Sango, Sesshomaru/Rin, Arreow/Piper, Ahiru/Fakir, Rue/Mthyo

Favorite Video Games: Kingdom Hearts

Favorte Movies: A Period of Adjustment, He's Just Not That Into You, Live Free or Die Hard, The Holiday, Transformers 1 &2, Eagle Eye

Thanks for reviews if you gave them. BTW: Yes, I am an invader from the Irkin empire, for all of those who made the allusion, it is a salute to the greatest Empire since the dawn of awesome.

Invader Hog OUT!

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Where Is It by kat cubed reviews
Draco has lost something very precious to him; where did Luna put it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Troublesome or not Troublesome by mouseter reviews
Ino reveals a secret to Shikamaru who silently contemplates it, while their other team members are unaware of it....[Oneshot slight InoShika]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
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Laugh It Up reviews
The new weekly sitcom “New Directions” gets a new face named Rachel Berry and her fellow co-stars are willing to do anything to get rid of her. Full summary inside.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,274 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Rachel B., Puck
The Good Guys reviews
Draco wants a fresh start and joins the Ministry of Magic, but because of his past he is stuck on the Minor-Magical Crimes Unit. And not only are the cases ridiculous, he also gets stuck with the last partner on earth he thought he'd ever work with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,164 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Luna L., Draco M.
10 Things I Hate About Glee reviews
AU Quinn is the most popular girl at McKinley High. Her sister Rachel is something else entirely. For Finn, it’s a problem. For Puck it’s a challenge. And for Rachel, its about time. Based on the movie. Complete
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,393 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
His New Punching Bag reviews
Troy for the first time in his short life, experiences what it feels like to be jealous of some idiot.
Community - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Annie E., Troy B. - Complete
Love Good reviews
The many faces of Luna Lovegood and Draco Malfoy. Updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,141 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Draco M., Luna L.
Troyless reviews
To avoid doing his own work, Jeff challenges Annie to ignore Troy for an entire week. However, it is proving to be not only hard on Annie, but Troy too…
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Annie E., Troy B. - Complete
Skirts reviews
It was only logical to think that Rachel Berry was hot-ish.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
The Three Tests of Draco Malfoy reviews
Draco accidentally kills a unicorn and terrible things start happening around Hogwarts and he finds out that he is blame. He then must face three tests to prove that he is worthy and the curse to be lifted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Draco M., Luna L.
12 Months in a Year reviews
December. Mistletoe. Crap. The End. Draco/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,687 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Useless Woman reviews
My own sequel to “The Oddee” by Kikushi. What happened after Draco rescued Luna from the freezing water?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Welcome Home, Helga Pataki reviews
Updated! Arnold strikes a deal with Phoebe.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,009 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Arnold, Helga
Life Liberty and the Pursuit of a Duck reviews
Happy Independence Day! 233 years of being free!
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,974 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Ahiru, Fakir
Sweat reviews
Rachel is not staring at Puck during a football practice. She swears.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Your Song reviews
Rachel, much to Puck’s dismay, forgot what happened the night of Finn’s party and has to figure out what to do to try and stop his like for her. Sequel to Don’t Stop Believing.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,157 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Don't Stop Believing reviews
Finn invites Puck to a cookout and Rachel is there. Soon Puck is stuck taking her home. Puck/Rachel
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Yawning reviews
Luna finds something new to stare at. A D/L drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Diamonds are Blair's Best Friends reviews
Blair is trapped in an elevator ride with her new stepbrother, Aaron and they are not thrilled.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
I Freed Croatia! reviews
She married someone else." "What did you do?" "I freed Croatia!"
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Eliot S. - Complete
Buying Books With Luna reviews
Everyone is in for a big surprise when they see Luna in a bookstore two years after graduation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Book of Fairy Tales reviews
Once again, Invader Hog presents twelve beloved fairy tales using the cast of Harry Potter. Four down, eight to go...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Luna L., Draco M.
It's Too Darn Hot reviews
Draco is forced by the Ministry to have a formal apology with everyone he hurt during the course of the War as a way to get his reputation back and the last person on his list isn’t what he is expecting on a hot summer’s day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
From Afar reviews
COMPLETE Three years after their adventure to New York, Charlie sees Donna from across the street.
Scent of a woman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Titan Fairy Tales reviews
Invader Hog presents six beloved fairy tales featuring the Teen Titans. Prepare for the worst. Completed!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Complete
What Torren Saw reviews
Torren sees something he really wasn’t supposed to, considering the fact that he wasn’t even supposed to be where he was when he saw it. Post-POS
City of Ember - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
Prisoner reviews
She would sleep and think she was home, but when she opened her eyes, she was still a prisoner. D/L
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Get Some Shoes reviews
ONESHOT Draco stumbles upon another one of Slytherin's jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Barefoot Blues reviews
Complete Luna is trying to get her shoes and falls on the Prince of Slytherin himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Jinx Gets Nabbed! reviews
Read the last part to be re-routed to the next. "Saving Jinx"... coming soon...
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,854 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Kimiko, Raimundo - Complete
Ten Things Shinobi Should Never Say the First Date reviews
The last installment is finished. Shika/Ino. List at the end.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Greeting reviews
ONESHOT Penelope Garcia knew exactly what it was when she first met Derek Morgan. You know I love you, right?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2007 - P. Garcia, D. Morgan - Complete
Genius reviews
[ONESHOT] Reid has always been called a genius but not in the way he would like.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
The Piano Lesson reviews
[ONESHOT]What if Haruhi goes to the Host Club when she hears a piano?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Solitaire and Speed reviews
[ONESHOT] Miyu is playing with cards and Kanata joins her... KXM
Daa! Daa! Daa! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
There's Plenty of Temari to Go Around reviews
[COMPLETE]Ino tells Shikamaru who tells it to Chouji, who is overheard by Naruto, who tells Hinata, who freaks and spills to TenTen and then TenTen tells Neji, who tells Lee, who has a spar with Gaara, who doesn’t care, but tells to Kankuro and Temari tha
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Temari, Shino A. - Complete
Do You Love Me? reviews
[AU] Magenta is trying to read her book but her idiot husband just won't let her go without a fight.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Being Hokage is Hard reviews
[COMPLETE]A collection of oneshots about the hard life of the Hokage. Rating T for now, only because there will later possibly be violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
My Raging Paroxysms reviews
[OneShot] When you walk on the edge, be prepared to fall, but also to save and be saved.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Their Chance Meeting reviews
ONESHOT After many years, Tamaki meets his mother again, but this time he doesn't know who she is. post OHSHC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Letters To Temari reviews
[COMPLETE]The Hokage Ball and the mystery finally revealed!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,838 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Temari, Shino A. - Complete
I Just Knew reviews
[ONESHOT]Dr. Lawrence Bell comes home to find his daughter sitting on the couch and his wife dead on the floor in his kitchen.
Kill Bill - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
Two Worlds Made Into One reviews
[NATKAT]Two different people, many different people contained within two bodies. So who are the real Nathaniel and Kitty?
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Complete
Of Flowers And Love reviews
I am officially letting this story end here, I just do not have the motivation to finish it, since I have about ten others still unfinished, but if you still want me to finish, write a review letting me know.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Order Up reviews
[AU] Naruto Uzumaki is a rich slacker who owns the biggest and finest restaurant in New York, the Kingyo Koushou and when eleven men dressed in black suits show up, his six waitresses have the time of their lives…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,105 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Socerer's Song reviews
[COMPLETE]Harry Potter the Musical.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,577 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Complete
Pictures Worth A Thousand Kisses reviews
[TWOSHOT]Ino is making a scrapbook and starts to think about her life and love.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete