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O Brother Where Art Thou? by CrystalFNfire reviews
Aragorn has always been protective of people in his charge, but why? One night, he sits down and tells Legolas a story of his past. He was not always a ranger. He had a mother... a brother... Finished!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,673 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Aragorn - Complete
Return by Lilan reviews
Faramir returns to the White City after nightfall. A drabble.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Faramir - Complete
Afterthoughts by Lilan reviews
A sleepless night at Henneth Annun.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Faramir - Complete
Clouds by Lilan reviews
What kinds of clouds are there? Little Faramir knows!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Faramir, Denethor - Complete
Lord of the Rings Musical Songs by CrystalFNfire reviews
More songs for all of you! They're just take offs of songs from Broadway musicals that I think the characters of Tolkien would sing if they were in a musical. NEW SONG: LOVELY LADY
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 49 - Words: 21,264 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 8/9/2005
Erik and the XMen by eepybird reviews
The Phantom of the Opera suddenly finds himself in the 21st century, where the Xmen take him in until they can figure out how to return him to his novel. The results are odd, to say the least...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,910 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 11/30/2005
A Thorn Defends by Mizamour reviews
[Snow White from the Queen's perspective] I would look at her and see the life in her eyes and send her out into the garden, away from these dark halls. Sometimes I would watch her. It was the closest I got to the sun.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 8/27/2005
That by Lilan reviews
Faramir has a taste for learning at a very early age, they say...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Faramir, Boromir - Complete
Leggy's Diary Ehem, sorry, Journal by KERNTKitty reviews
After a long absence, the fourth chapter of Leggy's torturous time with the Fellowship! Insane randomness, an arrogant, stupid prince, and character bashing at its best... er, worst, since it's me doing it. Enjoy! CHAPTER FOUR UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,589 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Legolas
Phelan by Maidenhair reviews
Don Juan turns out diferent... and Erik never shows up... strange happenings...Chapter 13, at last.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,435 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Christine
The Midnight School for Vampires by L-X-R reviews
Title says all. Join Emma and her friends as she tries to survive this school for vampires. Note: Better chapters as the story goes along.
In The Forests of the Night - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,464 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005
POTO Help Line by Maidenhair reviews
Why do you think all the POTO characters had such a hard time? Well, they had ME as their advisor. Page 11 is here to scare you.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,251 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Erik, Christine
Line of Duty by Manon reviews
Drabble. Visiting hour in time of war.
Westmark - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Complete
The Phantom of the Opera vs Raul de Chaney by Maidenhair reviews
That's just so like life, isn't it? I mean, you get through battling your enemy to save your girl, and what happens? He takes you to court!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 7/8/2005
The Best Seller by ThetroLLlaSs reviews
Jo March is trying to write a new story, but she just can't seem to be able to get it right. One shot. RR
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Complete
Wallace's War by ThetroLLlaSs reviews
a Boy as been following W. Wallace across Scotland, to join him in battle, only to reach him at his death. a poem RR
Braveheart - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Complete
Unwanted by ThetroLLlaSs reviews
A short poem about Violet, Klaus, and Sunny, and how their unwanted. RR
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Complete
Rohan by ThetroLLlaSs reviews
Merry is being forced to go to Rohan, and he doesn't want to. One Shot. RR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Aragorn, Meriadoc B. - Complete
Catching air by ThetroLLlaSs reviews
Percy's thoughts as he sails on the, 'Day Dream,' over to France. One Shot! RR
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Complete
A Heart under a stone by ThetroLLlaSs reviews
Marius right as he's about to put his first batch of poetry under the stone in Cosette's garden. One shot! RR
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Cosette, Marius - Complete
Morgan Le Fay by L-X-R reviews
Didn't know where else to stick it. Here you go, a poem about Morgan Le Fay.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Complete
The Greatest Gift by HazleSilver reviews
It was a gift he'd never hoped to receive, but Aragorn gave it to him anyways. Legolas receives the honor of naming Aragorn's firstborn. Vignette.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
They Were Once Elves by CrystalFNfire reviews
Orcs. What made them who they are? Mental or physical torture? Or is it something more? More importantly, can they be redeemed from the darkness?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,212 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Legolas - Complete
A Story Without a Point by Maidenhair reviews
Title says all. Do R and R.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The ad for the CabbageRose by L-X-R reviews
Dedicated to a picture of a rose that I drew but it turned out to look like a cabbage. I was bored. Please enjoy. only one chappy!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
Observations of A Dead Man of Wax by Nota Lone reviews
A short drabble in Paris's POV at the pearly gates. I attempted to write in Shakespeare's style. I may write more depending upon my success.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
When Gandalf Doesn't Like You by CrystalFNfire reviews
Gandalf is fed up and done with Mary Sues falling into Middle Earth all over the place. So, he decides to give one a taste of her own medicine.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
LOTR from ze point of view of a hunk o warm cheese by A Hunk of Warm Cheese reviews
UPDATED! I am a hunk of warm cheese. It may not be long before I am eaten or likewise meet my fate. I present to you my story, LOTR from the point of view of a humble hunk of warm cheese.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005
I Love You, Mommy by Maidenhair reviews
Madeline adopts another child, but hopes that her own son will come back. However, her new daughter has other plans.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Complete
Churning by Maidenhair reviews
I turned a sad song from Les Mis into one about milk and butter... Boy do I need help...
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Complete
What Stewards Are For by Lilan reviews
The importance of being...Steward. A drabble.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Faramir, Aragorn - Complete
Captive Soul by SilverEchoes reviews
Captured by Morgrant, Taran must sacrifice himself to save his friends. Can he save himself from the darkness that threatens to devour his soul?
Lloyd Alexander - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2005
Less Miserable by Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon reviews
This is the Less Miserable version of Les Miserables! Valjean has meet the perfect bishop, and is sure to have a perfect time! RR
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 12/14/2005
Shades of Meaning by Manon reviews
Zara and Florian speak different languages.
Westmark - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Complete
Red Death aka The Jolly Old Elf? by Nota Lone reviews
Which details the extensive research of Nota Lone to find the link between the red suited men.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Erik - Complete
Elaine by Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon reviews
This is the tragic story of Elaine, told by mio, half the beautiful poem of The Lady of Shallot. Please Review!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2005
Heirs by Lilan reviews
One more look at the kids... Drabble
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Elboron, Eldarion - Complete
Phanty Claus! by Nota Lone reviews
It's the wonderful song, Phantom of the Opera, but all about the other man in a red suit [the one slightly less skeletal]!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Complete
Alle als Sie by Lahz reviews
Sometimes these things are as inevitable as death itself... NejiTen, possibly deathfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 10/24/2005
Lifeguard of the Opera by Nota Lone reviews
If Lord ALW was a beach bum or watched a copious amount of “Baywatch” this is what he would have written. Companion to “Past the Point of Tax Return”.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2005
Count Olaf's Lighter Boy by L-X-R reviews
Title says all. Syen helped with this one it was her idea. You have to read it to find out what it's about.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2005
Look Skyward by HazleSilver reviews
Arwen's thoughts as the One Ring is destroyed. Made for a challenge on the PPC boards, Thank you Jen Littlebottom for the idea.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Arwen U., Aragorn
Escape by Jade Raven reviews
This is a poem I wrote for school focusing on Jonas and Gabriel's escape. First thing I've posted in years so be kind! i want to start writing again.:
Giver - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Complete
Tales of the Lost Years by CrystalFNfire reviews
As Legolas and Gimli wait for the ship to let them pass into the Undying Lands, they meet an old man and begin to tell tales of their travels. R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,651 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/21/2005 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
The Dark Side by Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon reviews
UPDATED! Anakin, and Dustfinger have floated to a small planet in the vicinty of Beetle Juice, where a little has read a strange note.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/27/2005 - Published: 6/10/2005
Wounded Jester by Mertiya reviews
The story of Mercutio, from the perspective of someone who knew him very well. Oneshot.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,538 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Complete
To Rule In Silver by Mizamour reviews
Drabble. Piece from the Christian King's perspective...
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2005
The Empire Strikes Out, as Does Everyone Else by Maidenhair reviews
A tribute to my brother's obcession. A Jedi named Jed, Obiwan's fatherly side, Don Juan, what next?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Obi-Wan K.
Crabby by Maidenhair reviews
What if Christine was a crab and hated everyone, and everything?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2005
All Through the Night by Mertiya reviews
Although this is under comics, it's actually a bit of a mishmash. It's an AU story about my favorite chars during the French Revolution. GambitRogue, Kurtty, Jott. Oneshot.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,730 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
Twilight Zone of Oz by BlackjackCF reviews
The most random story in the world. This was written by my friend and I decided to put it up here for her... don't ask... just read. Very... er... entertaining... UPDATED 81805! I'm so sorry for the wait!
Wizard of Oz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005
The Madness of Denethor by CrystalFNfire reviews
Denethor is devastated after losing his second son, Faramir and decides that his life is not worth living if he cannot be with his son. ONE SHOT. Please R&R. Anonymous reviews accepted.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Faramir, Peregrin T. - Complete
Reflections by AnimaticGirl reviews
Currently a oneshot. Takes place after the events of Inkheart. Basta is alone, and his mind turns back to the events that have gone before. DO NOT READ REVIEWS IF YOU HAVE NOT READ INKSPELL, SOMEONE SPOILT IT
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Complete
Van Helsing and the Ngaurhoth by L-X-R reviews
What if Van Helsing had to go and help Samwise Gamgee's sons and daughters defeat the Ngaurhoth. If you don't know what a Ngaurhoth is, READ THE STORY. And review of course. This is G.CPE's story, not LXR's.
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,796 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Complete
In This, The Phantom's Opera by Mizamour reviews
poem in the Paris Opera House, metaphorical with themes from the story
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/22/2005
The Royal Person of the Shiny Object I: by Maidenhair reviews
A retelling of LOTR that is totally random. I finished chap. 2 finally! If I spell the names wrong feel free to correct me. :
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/17/2005
How to do it by Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon reviews
Have u ever wanted to kill Raoul? Erik does, infact he is...So why is it taking him more than 1 chapter? Chapter 3 is up! Can Nadir help?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005
Phantom of the opera retold again by Maidenhair reviews
A new take on an old story. An old take on a new fic. A weird author gets weirder and offends more people. Please review.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Erik, Christine
A Sound So Sweet! by Maidenhair reviews
Some sounds are sweeter that music! Some beauties too beautiful! Some fics best left in the head of the insane author who lives off cheese. Hehehe!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Complete
Pirates! by Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon reviews
Erik is bored, again, and now in a lair...lab. Syen makes a dramatic entrence, and Lahz is a hero. Chapter 8 is up! RR
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005
The Secret File of Fluff by Maidenhair reviews
When searching for ancient documents, I came upon a terrible file. DO NOT READ! THE FLUFF, IT BURNS!Chapter 3, EOW Fluff is posted. I would not suggest reading it.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005
The Tragic True Saga of Fantine's Teeth by Maidenhair reviews
Yes, this can happen. A totally random, rather stupid, almost funny one shot on teeth!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Fantine, Javert - Complete
Even Angels have Scars by Blue Frodo reviews
A rehistory of Kurt Wagner that focuses on his life as a circus performer in Europe and is a blending of both the movieverse and comic verse. This story gives an entirely different perspective on where his scars came from and why. COMPLETE.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 56 - Words: 149,291 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Nightcrawler, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Rulers And Rules by Lilan reviews
Faramir talks to a good friend who is troubled... and helps!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Faramir, Aragorn - Complete
Red and Cluck by Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon reviews
The little red hen, Knowing her wrong, has returned to the barnyard. YAY! This is the last chapter, so please review! New song: Forget about the Grain.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 4/8/2005
All Right by SimplyElymas reviews
After Christine leaves, Nadir says something strange to Erik. It's going to be all right.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2005
The Great Balrog Conspiracy by Erestor reviews
What's the point of pondering the problem of balrogs' wings if balrogs don't even exist? When a skeptical Elf uncovers a vast conspiracy, his life suddenly becomes a much more dangerous thing to live.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Erestor - Complete
Arachibutyrphobia by Maidenhair reviews
Erik and Christine are snowed in the opera. They decide to have a nice, romantic time when suddenly... This is a real Phobia that doctors treat. I didn't make it up.Chapter 2 is here.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Christine, Erik
Cold by Lilan reviews
A tired Denethor and an ill teenage Faramir...and memories brought to surface.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Denethor, Faramir - Complete
Raoul's Story by Maidenhair reviews
Raoul tells his story. (Huge Raoul bashing!) Fops ensue. Can Raoul get stupider?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2005
The Revenge of the Fop by Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon reviews
Raoul's revenge on a man who buys HIS pair of slippers HE wanted. They were HIS! Now COMPLETE! Please review! I LOVE reviews! New! The Raoul Song!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/12/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Complete
Little One by Lilan reviews
What could you say to an unborn child? This is how it is done in the Steward's family...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
Of Pixie Dust and Flying Broom by Phillippa of the Phoenix reviews
You should never wander into the world of fairy tales without something to guide you.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Complete
Cosmo's Aria by Maidenhair reviews
If Cosmo decided to write an aria, this would probably be it!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Cosmo
Open Your Eyes by Cerii-chan Kawaii reviews
A short poem, from Saphira to Eragon, about the sweetness of victory in the eyes of more to come.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/30/2005
Durza by Syndromia reviews
I had to write a poem for English, so I did this.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/28/2005
Frodo Baggins by Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon reviews
In the movie, when Faramir captures Frodo and Sam Frodo says, "Frodo Baggins is may name." and I've always thought this... [a rap]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/19/2005
The Happy Hip Hopping Hobbit Song by Maidenhair reviews
A little song of randomness that I wrote randomly at a random time in a random place. Please review at random with random things to say!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Complete
The Fellowship Goes Dr Suess! by Captain Pagie reviews
Hmmm. Pretty selfexplanatory. Just something silly.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2005
Of the Rowan Wood by L-X-R reviews
A Simple Poem based off Nancy Springer's book: Rowan Hood. Please enjoy and review!
Tales of Rowan Hood - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Complete
Tallyho and Away We Go! by Maidenhair reviews
The sub title for this is Why Erik Should NEVER get Drunk. Sort of explains itself, eh? Be nice please! Chapter 2 is here. Ta-ta!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005
Shades of Gray by Mertiya reviews
Kitty Pryde didn't want to be a mutant, and when she got a horrible anonymous letter she knew she couldn't take it anymore. So she ran away, without even knowing her power, and then she was found by the Xmen...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Complete
Less Miserably by Mizamour reviews
Parodies of Les Mis songs, from the perspectives of different characters.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2005
Napoleon Dynamite's Ode to Curly Fries by Allison Chains reviews
Napoleon reads a poem. My first Fanfic!
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
Eloi Song by Maidenhair reviews
A poem about the Eloi and their fears.
Time Machine - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/26/2005
The Story of Chippy by Maidenhair reviews
We all know the story of Erik, the freakish masked man, Christine, the brainschallenged divawannabe, and Raoul, the foppish aristo. However, who knows the story of Chippy the opera squirrel? Ending is completed. Plese review. Oh, and read it of
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2005 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Sessions with ME! by Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon reviews
I, The me, am giving Enjolras an insanity test! HAHA! No flames!
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2005
LotR, Whoops, was that yours? by Nota Lone reviews
Friends & go into LotR. Will any of the fellowship emerge emotionaly unscathed? I think not. I swear, no Mary Sues. Just OC's that r real people. NO MS's. Promise
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005
Les Mikado by Maidenhair reviews
What do you get when Christine is a fan-dancing beauty, Erik is her gardian (and the Lord High Exicutioner,) and Raoul is none other than the SON of HIS MAGESTY THE MIKADO? Chaos and wierd songs ensue.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2005
The Errors of Love by Maidenhair reviews
A bit of jolly poetry about flowers and love and some such tomfoolery! (Darn kids these days! &) It Rhyms! It's a poem! YAY! La-la-la-la-la!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2005
A Tide of Destruction by KERNTKitty reviews
My tribute to the tsunami disaster and to 9-11-01. The pain of such a catastrophe envelopes the whole world, and no one is ever the same again.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/18/2005
The Pants by Tom Bombadilo reviews
What if Boromir didn't want the Ring, but the pants?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Frodo B., Boromir - Complete
The Story of the GoStay by L-X-R reviews
A funny twist of Arwen's story. Instead of marrying Aragorn, he teaches her to do the Go-Stay under Elrond's instruction. Chaos soon occurs.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Arwen U.
Do You Hear the Planets Sing? by Robyn-Enjolras reviews
Be afraid, be very, very, afraid. It is my Les Mis 2001: A Space Odyssey song! You are scared? Well, read it anyway! to the tune of "Do You Hear the People Sing)
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/23/2004
Power by Rosie26 reviews
Faramir's new found power means trouble for Denethor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Faramir, Boromir
Diversions by Erestor reviews
Aragorn is planning his attack on the Black Gate. Legolas states the obvious one too many times. This is dedicated to whoever wrote the screenplay for RotK. Slightly revised June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Entombed! by Erestor reviews
Aragorn and Legolas are in trouble again. Trapped in a cave, Legolas battles his phobias and Aragorn is just plain obnoxious. You know they can't always get along! REVISED October '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Reasons 2 by Rosie26 reviews
Forget the other "reasons" This is what really happened. Previously uncovered documentation which tells the true story of the relationship between Denethor and Faramir. My first real venture into humour...please be gentle.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Faramir
Post Nubile Phoebus by Phyllis Nodrey reviews
Title means after clouds, the sun Following the death of Laterose, Martin journeys on...yet, for a moment his heart lingers and reflects on the loss, and the hope that tomorrow is sure to bring.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Complete
Noonvale by Phyllis Nodrey reviews
Rose sings about her beloved home.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Complete
Sauron Crocker by Teroglahn reviews
When Frodo accidentaly puts on the One Ring at the Prancing Pony, he sees Sauron... though not exactly the big eye we're used to. Fairly OddParents Crossover
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Frodo B., Sauron - Complete
Two's a Crowd by shie1dmaidenofrohan reviews
The book and movie versions of Faramir unexpectedly meet in a tavern. Will they ever be able to see eye to eye?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Faramir, Gandalf - Complete
Estel's Happy Childhood by Erestor reviews
Parody of Estel Childhood Fics. Perhaps you have noticed a few recurring themes: the pain, the suffering, the angst? Here they are, neatly condensed for your enjoyment. Revised June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
Celeborn Runs Away by Erestor reviews
Celeborn runs away... or tries to run away. As usual, everything goes wrong. Stars Celeborn, Galadriel, Haldir, a killer suitcase and a few others. REVISED October '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Galadriel, Haldir - Complete
Dilemma by Erestor reviews
While being chased by a nasty man, Aragorn and Legolas must agree on which direction to go... You know they couldn't ::always:: get along! Revised June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
THE RECKONING by Rosie26 reviews
When the EE comes out, this scene will hopefully be included, and will no doubt be much better, but in the meantime, this is what might have happened when Faramir had to tell his father that he had released the hobbits.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Faramir, Peregrin T.
Flying Dreams and Coffee by Pipkin Sweetgrass reviews
NO SLASH! Complete At the beginning of the journey, a Man and a Hobbit find they aren't so different after all.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Boromir, Peregrin T. - Complete
One Fiery Day by Erestor reviews
Twelve yearold Elladan and Elrohir discover why Glorfindel always told them not to play with matches. A very random story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
Happenings on the Road to Helm's Deep by Erestor reviews
Eomer hates technology. PG for mild violence towards inanimate objects.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Eomer - Complete
Frond's Marvelous Misadventures by Erestor reviews
Estel has a caterpillar. The caterpillar's name is Frond. Estel and Frond have lots of adventures. A tale of courage, friendship, and survival in the face of horrific odds. Not an epic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Aragorn, Glorfindel - Complete
A Day Before the Life by Syth Colbalt reviews
The prequel to "A day in the life." Arwen has a cold. Oh, what fun.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 6/6/2003 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
Transition by Sue reviews
The passing of Faramir, Steward of Gondor, from the perspective of his slain brother, Boromir. Character death; SPOILERS for 'Return of the King!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Faramir, Boromir
Denethor and the Mithril Pea Shooter by Erestor reviews
Denethor’s dinner party is interrupted, Boromir loses his memory, and Faramir has a pressing question.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Faramir and the Never Ending Story by Erestor reviews
Faramir is trying to read an ‘engaging’ book. Boromir keeps on interrupting him. It's all very frustrating.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Faramir, Boromir - Complete
Faramir's Diary by Sue reviews
Movie-verse, humor. A brief look at Faramir's thoughts during the events of TTT.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Faramir
Innocence by Manon reviews
Drabble. Keller realizes what he's got himself into.
Westmark - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/30/2003 - Complete
Disney's Phantom of the Opera by The Lark reviews
What if Disney ever got its paws on Phantom? *shudder*
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/22/2002
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