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 Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and True Blood. Story Status Board Welcome to Hogwarts 1949: Currently under revision. Don't let the date on the story fool you (I pulled a chapter down last year and it reset the story info to indicate modern updates) nothing new is happening here. The last chapter is still nearly ten years old. But, while it's in need of a serious editing (I was twelve or thirteen when I first published it) it is by no means forgotten. Someday, I'll clean it up and finish it. Bullseye: Current. Update Scheduled for the end of the week (10/13/19). I know the wait has been long, so this post comes with a bonus: the first part of a separate three chapter companion piece starring Theodore (covering the rest of the crew's summer between 4th and 5th year). |
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Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 196 - Words: 862,540 - Reviews: 13476 - Favs: 6,679 - Follows: 5,519 - Updated: 10/28/2021 - Published: 9/4/2005
Skin Deep by Epilachna reviews
Thranduil knows better than any that beauty is only skin deep, but what does he believe lies underneath? Early Third Age and beyond.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 214,689 - Reviews: 2503 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 2,368 - Updated: 2/12/2021 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Galadriel, Elrond, Haldir, Thranduil - Complete
Thaw by IKnowThePiecesFit0114 reviews
Cato has never been able to grasp the concept of love. He's heard the word and its definition, and he could use it in a sentence if you ask him, but he's never understood or known what it truly means. Until now. And it sucks.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,108 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/14/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - [Cato, Katniss E.] - Complete
In The Blood by Doctor Pepperpot reviews
Sarah Williams cannot rid herself of the Goblin King, and her friend Billie is being stalked by an evil creature bearing an old grudge. Crumbling kingdoms and their monarchs can be restored and revived. Death doesn't have to be forever, not when one is immortal. The blood is the life.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,837 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 2/26/2015 - [Jareth, Sarah] Goblins, OC - Complete
And on your head a crown by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
What if Olenna Tyrell was there at Bitterbridge? What if Catelyn and Brienne were never in Renly's tent? What if Olenna and Catelyn brokered another marriage after Renly's death - one between Robb and Margaery? Warning: This is a plots-and-schemes story. Not too much action. Stay away if you can't handle it.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,492 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Margaery T., Robb S., Jeyne W.] Gendry
Keeping The Hound at Bay by Kuklitza reviews
"Foolish little bird," Sandor rasped. "You don't know what it is you want." But he knew what he wanted, and it took all his strength to keep the Hound inside at bay. SanSan, Sandor POV. Starts in KingsLanding pre-war and follows Sandor's struggles with Sansa's budding womanhood, and himself.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,907 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Sandor C., Sansa S.
I Prefer to Text by ellie.hell reviews
Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 173 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Only the Cold by blue movies reviews
While in Charms class, Vincent Crabbe muses about Draco Malfoy's feelings for Hermione Granger. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 134 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sour by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Tracker Cameron comes tumbling down. [complete]
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,463 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Ellie N., Sean C. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2387 - Favs: 7,185 - Follows: 2,927 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Let's Pretend the War Is Over by pir8fancier reviews
Draco spends all day trying not to go crazy, Harry is king of takeaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,411 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sandstone by Coffee and Cyanide reviews
Millicent doesn't crush on people, she crushes them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Theodore N. - Complete
Eulogy From A High Shelf by Nimbus 1944 reviews
The Sorting Hat reflects.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2005
Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza by dude04 reviews
Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Voldemort
Hemorrhoids or Gemstones? by Piper Alexis reviews
Draco Malfoy steals something from Professor McGonagall. In trying to hide it, he puts himself and his friend Crabbe in a very interesting predicament. Warnings: a bit of perverse humor COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Draco M., Vincent C. - Complete
Bloodstained by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Sixteenyearold Tom Riddle and the Bloody Baron have a discussion at midnight, just before Tom has to close the Chamber. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Dark Rage by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Complete] Everyone has a dark side, sleeping within us all. In the aftermath of Harry Potter's fifth year, Harry's awakes. Powerful and ruthless, nothing will stand in its way... not even Harry himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,605 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Debeo Animus by Lord and Lady Malfoy reviews
(RATING SUBJECT TO CHANGE). James Potter, adopted son of his disgraced aunt, has a sister. Said sister was asked, by her mother, who's on her death bed, to take in Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,427 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Very Secret LiveJournals by Arrmaitee reviews
NEW CH 8! SLASH, PARODY! These raunchy journals expose the burning secrets of Hogwarts' students & staff! Warning: contains excessive references to Harry’s eyes, Draco’s cherry, cold showers, kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,593 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Kill Him? I Though You said Kiss Him! by Sailor Simba reviews
Lucius Malfoy, Voldemort's right-hand wizard, fancies fancy handwriting; his son fancies it's too difficult to read. Sometimes, a few small letters make a big difference. [HPxDM slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
I Pass Like Night, From Land To Land by Duchess of Inkling reviews
A short psychological story about Hook. Despite appearances, not angsty, but more meant to convey a process of growing obsession and restlessness, and to weave intricate and glittering webs of imagery.
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2004
Peter Pants and Captain Fag by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Wet and Weedy Productions present a parody of and tribute to the innuendo fest that is Peter Pan. Mainly a parody of the sumptuous 2003 film, but, in passing, the equally promiscuous books are also mocked and loved.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004
The Pureblooded Everyday Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Lucius Malfoy leads an intriguing, decadent life. Of course it takes an author like me to report of it in a series of stories that are sufficiently stupid to be entertaining to all you muggles out there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
The Malfoy Rules by Rymdodo reviews
Everything you need to know, feel, think and do if you're a Malfoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Draco M.
Here Be Monsters I: Wizard's Lament by Dzeytoun reviews
Albus Dumbledore has lived a very long time. But the summer following Harry's fifth year will see events to change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,307 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Albus D.
Less than Beautiful by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
The wanting. The emptiness. The pretending. It was all a part of who I was, and I embraced it without question." [a Kate story] COMPLETE
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,366 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 55 - Updated: 8/23/2003 - Published: 12/3/2002 - Kate S., Lizzie M. - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Twisted Letters by alydhe reviews
Tom Riddle agonizes over his list of dark lord names, and chooses.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/17/2003 - Voldemort, Harry P.
A Kneazle named Sex by oOwth reviews
When you go to Hogwarts, you usually get an owl, a rat, acat, a toad, or something simple like that. But I didn't want to be simple. I got a Kneazle and I decided to name mine Sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/15/2003 - Published: 2/21/2003
Artful Facade by Sky Sorceress reviews
Sometimes you fly too close to the sun and lose your wings. With sixth year approaching, the danger Harry seeks can be found only in the form of Draco Malfoy. What follows is a twist in the line between hatred, love, and need.Slash. H/D and a bit of R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,041 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/15/2002 - Published: 6/30/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
January Wasteland by stunt girl reviews
SLASH Draco/Harry. Unrequited love hurts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
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Bullseye reviews
Astoria Greengrass's war was never black and white. Sometimes you can make them love you, but you can almost always make them fear you. Political drama and Slytherin hijinks abound. Draco/Astoria.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 607,111 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 11/18/2020 - Published: 5/14/2015 - [Draco M., Astoria G.] Theodore N.
Iron and Salt reviews
In which Jason Stackhouse meets an untimely demise, Eric works through his depression after losing Godric, and Sookie loses her cool when her house falls under attack. Again. Rated M mostly for the pleasure of swearing freely.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/7/2016 - [Eric N., Sookie S.]
Welcome to Hogwarts 1949 reviews
Harry is accidently transported fifty years back in time through a fluke with the mauraders map. Here he runs into and befriends Tom Riddle, hoping to find his only weakness. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 128,569 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.