Wayne the orc
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Joined 06-14-01, id: 80744
Author has written 3 stories for Soul Calibur, and Evil Dead/Army of Darkness.
A-HEM. Hello, I'm Wayne the Orc, formerly known as Bit Strider. Long story about how a human was turned into an orc. You don't want to know.

My history is really none of your buisness, and being an orc, I tend to enjoy maiming people. (No, I don't write Lord of the rings fanfiction.)

Anyway, being an orc is a very difficult job. I mean, at first I thought a job for Sauron, dark lord of Mordor could set me up. But that stupid ring of power. Talk about lack of job security.

Now, I play parts in fantasy novels. Recently, I've played Urglen in the hunter's blade trilogy(tm) but my true passion has always been writing. But as you know, an orc who writes novels is about as likely as an accountant saving the multi-verse.

Other work I have been in includes:
Stunt double in Soul Calibur and Soul Calibur 2(Voldo)
Yu Yu Hakusho cameo(faceless demon)

Agent Smith's Return: The Hunt for Ronald McDonald by Chaotyk reviews
Agent Smith has just recently escaped from the Recycle Bin and now has his old job back as an Agent of the System. But can he fufill his latest assignment: the assassination of Ronald McDonald? Please R&R.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/1/2004 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Smith, A.
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Fistful of Boomstick, Pocketful of Magic reviews
When Ash's dimension hopping leads him to a modern day London, he finds that to defeat the deadites in this dimension, he'll need the help of a well known magician and neither of them are happy about it.
Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2007
The power of Soul Edge reviews
With the mighty Soul Edge in his grasp, it seems as though nothing can stop the power of Raphael Sorel. In an effort to save the world from Soul Edge's evil, the man once known as Nightmare must team up with people who he had once crossed blades with to d
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,162 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004
Let us dance:the tale of Raphael Sorel reviews
A mad man was one of the greatest nobles in France until he made a deadly mistake. These are the accounts of that man and his search for the legendary sword, Soul Edge
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,612 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 6/11/2004