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Joined 05-04-05, id: 807481, Profile Updated: 07-07-12
Author has written 26 stories for Harry Potter.

07/02/12:

to any one who posts a flame, you will be deleted. If you don't like my story, ignore it and move on, but there's no need to comment on it.


07/01/12:

I tried to combine all the potions homework series into one story so you could put an alert on it when I update but it was just a pain in the butt to do, so sorry, I didn't do it.


08/02/10: Just a little side note to everyone.

My series is FICTION, as in NOT cannon... I know they wouldn't act like this, hence 'fan fiction'. thanks

Okay, "Well, it's raining, Sir" started out to be a one-shot, but I received such wonderful comments I decided to do more. If you want to read them in the order I wrote, it's:

1'Well, it's raining, Sir'

2"Dumbledore, Socks, and Lemon Drops"

3"Professor, Chickens Make Horrible Hamburgers"

4"Dinosaurs, Great White Sharks, and Heroes, Oh MY"

5"Sir, have you ever been duct taped to a wall?"

6"Three strikes and you're out, what about four?"

7"Foul Mouthed Invisible Disappearing Ghost"

7.5"It's ILLEGAL to yell "FIRE" in a crowded theater??" not really part of the series, but can be.

8"Kill Your Own Damn Crazies"

9 "Hiding Harry?"

10 "Attack of the Fanfic Punch Lines" Not a one-shot

11 "Twitching and Torture"

12 "If I had yelled 'SOAP', nobody would have come!"

13 "One if by land, two if by... oh"

14 "What happens if you summon the sun?"

15 "Muggle say 'what'?"

16 "Incorrect meaning, My Malfoy!"

17 "What Exam?"

18 "Why?"

19 "Hunting for Bigfoot"

20 "Just a question"

21 "A Sticky Situation"

22 "A Case of the Hiccups"

23 "What's This"


"Snape's Big Mistake"

This is my very first attempt at FanFiction. So be nice!

This story has been in the back of my mind for a couple of months now. I wanted to try and think up some pranks of my own that aren't in every other story like this.

Ok, this story takes place in Hermiones 7th year. However, Cho Chang is in their year. Also, the first few chapters of the 6th book has happened. (Harry owns Grimmauld Place, but Dumbledore is alive)

I hope you all like it, and enjoy!

And please, R&R!

I decided to end Snape's Big Mistake where it is and move on to Draco. There will still be one big prank against Snape at the end of Draco's story, so it can be a big one and get them both at the same time. Until then, they wont know why they've been targeted.

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Letters to Mine Enemy by FrostedMidnight reviews
What does one do when forbidden to write to one's friends? Why, write to thier enemies instead of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
I didn't steal them! I liberated them! by lunakatrina reviews
"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 175 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In My Pants by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Harry is cursed by Ron, and is forced to say 'in my pants' after every sentence, with some strange results from the Professors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3079 - Favs: 4,285 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Seen and Forseen by Bagge reviews
An Umbridgebashing fic. Professor Trelawney is about to be sacked by the High Inquisitor, but refuses to leave. And a seer can be very tricky to nail down...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Dolores U., Sybill T. - Complete
Paranoid by Pissed Off Poet1 reviews
Harry, fresh from the battle field returns to Hogwarts fed up with how he was treated and decides to let them know by putting on a little show. Song fic, please review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spiritus Crystalus by Bobmin356 reviews
[COMPLETED] Sequel to Dumbledore's Army. 7th year including final battle. Ships! HG RH SSOC RLNT, Rated M for language, for mild sexual situations and for violence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 221,227 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dumbledore's Army by Bobmin356 reviews
[COMPLETED] 6th Year. Harry distrusts Dumbledore, he transforms the DA in anticipation of the coming war. Ships! HPGW HGRW RLNT SSOC. Pranks and Humor, angst. OOTP Spoilers. Rated M for language, violence and mild sexual situations in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 198,481 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 2,807 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
True Prediction by Higuchimon reviews
[one-shot, Harry & Trelawney] Trelawney finally predicts something correctly and Harry has something to say about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2002 - Harry P., Sybill T. - Complete
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What's This? reviews
Just answering the poor kid would shut him up... a short 23rd edition to the Potions Homework series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Case of the Hiccups reviews
Harry and Dumbledore have been busy, and Harry's homework didn't get done. 22nd in the Potions Homework series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Well, it's raining, sir reviews
Harry explains to Snape why rain kept him from doing his homework. First in the Potions homework series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Sticky Situation reviews
Why is Harry's home work sticky? 21st in the Potions Homework Series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Just a question! reviews
It is never a good idea to ignore Harry. 20th in the Potions homework series!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hunting for Bigfoot reviews
19th in the Potions Homework Series!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Why? reviews
Why should a couple little questions irk Snape so much? 18th in the potions homework series!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What exam? reviews
Harry doesn't study... think that stops him from getting an 'O? Seventeenth in the potions homework series!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Incorrect Meaning, Mr Malfoy! reviews
Sometimes, the incorrect meaning of certain sayings can have horrifying outcomes. Sixteenth in the potions homework series!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Muggle say 'what? reviews
Some sayings can have more than one meaning, so Harry uses them to get the entire class dismissed before Snape ever actually assigns any homework. Fifteenth in the Potions Homework Series!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What happens if you summon the sun? reviews
Dumbledore over-rides Snape's potions homework and assigns Harry something else. Will the end result in the end of the world? Fourteenth in the potions homework series!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
One if by land, two if by oh reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione are in detention, but they aren't alone. Who's with them? Thirteenth in the Potions Homework Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
If I had yelled 'SOAP', nobody would have come! reviews
Why is Snape, Harry, house elves, and the potions classroom covered in soap? Well, find out... Harry's homework gets "ruined" too! Twelfth in the Potions Homework Series!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Twitching and torture reviews
Is Harry trying to make Snape go insane, or is that just a happy side affect? Eleventh in the Potions Homework Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Attack of the Fanfic Punch Lines! reviews
Tenth in the Potions Homework Series. What happens when Harry Potter reads Fanfiction? He doesn't do his potions homework, that's what. He uses punchlines from fics to confuse Snape in class. Who isn't *Thanks to other authors for use of their quotes!*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hiding Harry? reviews
Voldemort is dead, Harry killed him, so WHY is Harry in hiding? And being in hiding... how could he do any homework? Ninth in the Potions Homework series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Kill Your Own Damn Crazies! reviews
Harry has just killed Voldemort, he wasn't harmed in the battle in anyway, so why is he unconscious in the hospital wing? Eighth in the Potions Homework series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
It's ILLEGAL to yell 'FIRE' in a crowed theater? reviews
Snape has two wonderful Potter free weeks as the seventh years are taken on a class trip to America, but WHY are they back early? Not really part of the potions series, but goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Foul Mouthed Invisible Disappearing Ghost reviews
If someone keeps disappearing, they shouldn't be punished for not doing their homework, right? Seventh in the potions homework series I deleted the original #7, it sucked
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Three strikes and you're out, what about four? reviews
Surprise, Harry didn't do his homework, but... maybe he wont get in trouble? Sixth in the potions homework series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sir, have you ever been duct taped to a wall? reviews
Snape punishes his entire class, Gryffindors and Slytherins alike... or does he? Fifth in the potions homework series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dinosaurs, Great white sharks, and heroes, Oh MY! reviews
Snape has snapped. He attempts to guess Harry's reason for his lack of homework... again. Fourth in the Potions homework series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Professor, chickens make horrible hamburgers reviews
Harry forgot his potions homework again... what now? Third in the Potions homework series
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dumbledore, socks, and lemon drops reviews
What does Dumbledore, socks, and lemon drops have to do with Harry's lack of potions homework? Second in the Potions homework series
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Draco's Big Mistake reviews
With Snape taken care of, the girls decide to move on to their next victim. Sequel to Snapes Big Mistake
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Snape's Big Mistake reviews
8 girls come together, two from each house at Hogwarts to get revenge on Snape for causing Draco to breakup with Pansy. With girls from all houses working together, Snape doesn't stand a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,330 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
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