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Joined 05-04-05, id: 807578, Profile Updated: 05-27-15
Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, and Blacklist.

To tell you a bit about me... I'm 27 (almost 28) and I live in Scotland, but I was born in Newcastle. For a long time now I have had a deep affection for fan fiction - which is what lead me to begin writing it. I love to watch drama's like The blacklist Elementary, Bones, Dexter, NCIS, Scandal and Suits. I love Dark Humour - like the sort of stuff you find on House, Dexter and Nurse Jackie and If I had to pick just two things (i.e men) in the entire word to take with me on a desert island they would have to be my partner Andy (who I'm crazy about) then I'd have David Tennant and James Spader naked mud wrestle for the spare space!!!

I'm on twitter; MrsNeillans87

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Reel Life by SpecialK199 reviews
Used to feeling lonely in a crowded room, Edward Cullen is on another press junket for his latest film when a certain journalist breaks through the tedium. Half an hour later, she's gone - or so he thinks. Rated M for later chapters of the citrus variey
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,874 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Italians Do It Better by ToryTigress92 reviews
New Moon AU. Bella must make a deal with the Devil to save Edward and Alice. It's a choice that will affect not only her life but everyones' around her, including the powerful Volturi Leader, Aro.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,142 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 11/9/2009 - [Aro, Bella] Alice, Edward - Complete
What Happens At Charlie's Wedding by velvetbutterfly reviews
Charlie's best man has Bella Swan moaning and melting everywhere, but no string attached sex suddenly becomes complicated. And what will happen when Bella meets someone else? Someone who just happens to be the best man's son. -COMPLETE-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 125,212 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14209 - Favs: 15,218 - Follows: 8,268 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Changes by atinaej reviews
Three months after Edward leaves, Carlisle realizes that leaving Bella destroyed their family and he decides to return to Forks. AU, non-cannon. A CarlisleXBella story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 128,661 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11404 - Favs: 11,058 - Follows: 5,787 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moonlight by writer-person-thingy reviews
The demon lurks beneath; finally pushed to the edge he acts irrationally, breaking things unfixable.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2551 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Linger by Gater101 reviews
AU/AH. Max and Liz are best friends – have been for a long time. Anyone who didn’t know them would be blinded by the chemistry between them. The only thing is – Max is gay and Liz, well, she’s not a guy.
Roswell - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,070 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Liz P., Max E. - Complete
Taking Chances by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a medical student at Stanford who is instantly attracted to her professor, Carlisle Cullen. Carlisle lives his life from day to day without really experiencing it. He is consumed by work and his love for his dead wife, Esme. Can the two work out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,445 - Reviews: 2903 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Naughty Kitten by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Follow up to Closet Case. Seeing as Esme is "hunting" with Edward, Carlisle punishes Bella for doing such a silly thing. READ CLOSET CASE FIRST!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Closet Case by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Bella winds up Edward at school. He drags her to the janitors closet. there are no cameras...so why the hell has Carlisle been called in?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chastity Child by technically a lie reviews
The rest of the night was a blur of clothing being removed and skin. She tasted sweet and moist, like fruit. I should have known then, that I would fall for her. Edward Cullen realizes he's fallen for his long time sex-friend Bella Swan. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,080 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7673 - Favs: 9,010 - Follows: 2,541 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better by xxsparklesnick reviews
All through grade school, that boy with the soft bronze hair had been haunting her. He was her most bitter rival, her worst enemy. When she finally thought he was out of her life, he comes back - will he turn her life upside down again? Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,931 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
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The Fan Club reviews
What happens when the FBI's secret weapon on crime gets an online following? It causes all sorts of chaos thats what! Lizzington Fic! If you don't like then don't read! Liz/Red pairing.
Blacklist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 3/25 - E. Keen, R. Reddington, OC
Broken Negative reviews
What happens when man who everybody thought they knew forgets the last eight years of his life - including why he married his wife, the girl he fell in love with (while married to that wife) and the baby she was carrying... Carlisle/Bella and Carlisle/Esme pairings. *sequel to lead us not into temptation*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Bella, Carlisle
Lead us not into temptation reviews
Some things you should never really do in good conscience, one of them being not to try and seduce a priest, especially a married one. Too bad Bella isn't really one for following the rules. And as it turn's out, neither is Carlisle. C/B Fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 54,492 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Relation Vs Relationship reviews
What happens when love comes between family? Man meets woman, they click and fall in love, man introduces the woman to his son and he falls for her too. Can love really conquer all? Or will it destroy an already broken family? Carlisle/Bella fic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Carlisle, Edward
His Red Right Hand reviews
What happens if Carlisle wasn't as innocent as he makes out to be. Dark fic .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Right or Perfect? reviews
People say that if you spend your whole life waiting for the perfect guy the chances are you might miss the right one when he comes along. Well what happens when you meet the right guy and then the perfect guy? Who would you choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
Baby come back reviews
What happens if when you fall apart - those around you fall as well. Set after Bella's 18 - a few months after Edward leaves. Carlisle/Bella romance fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
Right answer, Wrong choice reviews
What if it was Carlisle waiting for Bella when she got back from seeing Jacob? takes place in Eclipse Carlisle/Bella romance fic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,592 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Fate? reviews
A drabble about what happens when you meet your soul mate. ExB fic .
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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