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Joined 05-04-05, id: 807581
Author has written 3 stories for Juvenile Orion, and Naruto.

Full Metal Alchemist is the anime equivilant to explosive diarhea.

(yeah, I said it).

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Going Commando: A Documentary by evilsockofghana reviews
Little episodes from the life and times of Team Gai. Part of the Documentary Stories.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,763 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Gai M., Lee R.
WalMart Adventure by Bwans reviews
Squad 7 and the Sand Sibs are on a harmless trip to WalMart. But they soon find that WalMart isn't the lovely store they thought it was...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,391 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
Sort Of by KalliopeStarmist reviews
[oneshot] Temari's taking forever to get ready, so Shikamaru has a chat with Kankuro while he's waiting. After all, the two of them are friends. Sort of. [Kankuro X Shikamaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Shikamaru N., Kankuro - Complete
A SugarySweet Christmas Tale by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Take Christmas Cheer, add ninjas, a hearty dose of humor and some sappy fluff, mix well. Sprinkle lightly with crack pairing. Serve as a oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
Midnight Moon by Vegetarian Salad reviews
Kiba can't sleep. Drabble. ShinoxKiba. FluffTASTIC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
One Day at the Hospital by KalliopeStarmist reviews
[oneshot] What do food poisoning, trying to kill your brother, old drinking games, and vanilla milkshakes have in common? Well, they can all land you at Konoha Memorial Hospital.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
Drunken Shinji by gunman reviews
Shinji gets drunk and starts telling it like it is, with interesting results. Slight ShinjiRei.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Complete
What Happens in Weiss, Stays in Weiss by KalliopeStarmist reviews
The Nuances of Toast, a band of merry original characters, find themselves trapped in the land of Killer Florists. Will they find a way home before being killed by irrate fangirls?
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,937 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Complete
Demons Inside Me by Melody Chopkins reviews
Mostly about Severus Snape and a tormented girl named Divera, who haunts his past with the death of her sister. Tragedy, romance, horror-ish, lemony in the middlelater chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Severus S.
The REAL Evangelion by Ayaren reviews
This is the real, unabridged, true to fault Neon Genesis Evangelion ... do not accept cheap imitations, this is the REAL thing ladies and gentlemen.
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2004
Point of Impact by Dingo reviews
Aisha surprises Adam and Rocky. Not the best situation. Slash.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Adam P., Rocky D.
How Billy Beat the Bully by immortaljedi reviews
An old bully of Billy returns and turns Billy's life upside down. Jason and the other rangers get to the botom of this. Slash. BillyOC(kinda) BillyJason
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Billy C., Justin S.
Don't Need the Sun To Shine by The Girl in the Red Jacket reviews
Just another little ficlet that distracted me. BJ slash. You've been warned.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/12/2003
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A Number Of Shorts Concerning Hinata Hyuga reviews
I come up with a lot of these.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Hinata H.
Snotrags & Shitribbon reviews
Neji and Tenten search for the meaning of life while on a journy to Rite Aid to buy toilet paper. [Chapter One's been completely rewritten].
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Damnit! Janet! reviews
A merry band of original characters (THE NUANCES OF TOAST) are harassed by a suspicous band of exchange students from Canada looking for the illusive "Janet". (Implied shonen-ai shojo-ai) [There's a more thorough summary on the inside]
Juvenile Orion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,022 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005