Here's an update for you world, I am still a naively innocent little bookworm with a deep love for HP and a penchant for all things romance, though now I'm one of a whooping 20. Last I checked, yes I am still a black belt; which comes as a huge shock to those who know me for my pacifist tendencies and extreme passiveness, unsurprisingly my skills are rarely used.

I am known to wear my heart on my sleeve and to put the needs of others high on the list above my own, oft times at great expense to myself; so if you demand hard enough you can probably get an expedient update on my stories (I'll probably regret saying that, lol, so please don't take advantage; I've got enough people outside my virtual world doing that). Oh, in case you didn't know my with my nomme de plume the three words of the3littlewords are I love you because I'm just such a hopeless romantic, it's really quite tragic considering my lack of a love life. Now, that may seem a little underwhelming and I wish I could say it stood for something awesome but maybe if you consider love to be the most amazing thin in the world like I do it won't seem so lackluster.

Recently the Fast and the Furious has become my life blood, I love to drive way too fast, if there is such a thing, so I live vicariously through the Fast family. Honestly though, my driving has gotten to the point that my friends call me a hazard on the road but they always ride in my car we're all still alive, and I always have control so it can't be that bad; I can't help it, I just seriously love the adrenaline. Also, Han is my future husband so paws off or I'll end you. Just kidding... or am I?

I believe Marvel is a conglomerate of sadists for killing Tony Stark, thus I need to fix the Avengers universe so you can expect some fics string those superhero hunks sometime in the future.

My current TV obsessions are Supernatural and Criminal Minds and the binge watching I've been doing has breed some serious plunnies so get ready. Dean I want to join the family business and Spencer you can analyze my behavior all you want as long as that's not all you want to examine.

Onward, to the infamous and en-numerous list of reasons why I'm weird:

I call leaves tree stars, like in the land before time movies if you haven't watched them do cuz they are great

I never curse, I go with things like meany head or fluffernutter instead of the usual expletives (I've also been known to scream topiary garden in fits of extreme rage, I have no clue where that, came from), though don't mind using them in writing

I often times put w's in place of my r's when texting or speaking with my friends if you think that's weird, sowwy chawlie (I don't do this as often, and no its not to be cute or use baby voice, it just happens unwittingly)

I don't really like... wait for it... candy, that has got to be the weirdest thing of all (Okay that's a lie I just some times forget how much I love chocolate because of how rarely I indulge in the copious amounts around my house; I'm not even on a diet or anything and despite the abundant bowls sitting on seriously every available surface I never partake, it's really quite strange)

I am the most random person ever, in a peaceful classroom I'm the girl who will stand up and say something goofy like "applesauce!" just to break the silence (maybe not a silent classroom but I do shout shout a LOT of random blurbs)

When I'm bored I spout stupid stories about pens from outer space or a cabinet that's a spy for the CIA in disguise that's at war with our microwave from the KGB, and all kinds of dumb stuff like that

I used to declare my intentions to marry Herbie, the love of my life; okay used to is a broad term, if that sentient car really did exist he'd be my little love bug and I'd be his tiny engine bunny (and I mean tiny, I'm barely pushing 5 feet here)

I have a huge crush on Johnny Depp, Captain Jack Sparrow can plunder my booty whenever he wants (side note: he's my Fancast for Sirius Black when I'm not aging him down for my fics)

I am an amazing cook from scratch but tend to mess up a cup of noddles

I have the weirdest small, fat feet ever; they've been compared to those of the Flintstones or a duckling's and can fit in a children's size 3 or smaller deepending

Okay so yeah that's me in a nutshell, a weirdo of epic proportions who can, and won't, kick but. I don't know why the hedge you would want to read any of this I am extremely boring. Now... on to ships.

Now for the Ships I sail all the way home from across the seven seas and back 20 times over:

Draco and Hermione, Tom and Hermione, Sirius and Hermione, Bill and Hermione, Fred and Hermione, Charlie and Hermione, Severus and Hermione, Harry and Hermione, Regulus and Hermione, Teddy and Hermione, Basically everyone and Hermione except Ron; I don't hate Ron or anything he just doesn't have the motivation or drive to keep up with Hermione. He seeks fame and riches without doing the work for it and she is far to ambitious and generous for them to ever work; she is more concerned with changing lives for the better then she is with fame or fortune. Some may see they're constant bickering as unbridled passion, which I can maybe understand, but I perceive it as more of a sibling spat since they seem entirely too platonic throughout the entire story to me for them to ever couple up. Oh, and also I don't particularly like Remus and Hermione, yes I know they are a hot item on fanfic, and yes, while I can see it with his obvious cuteness and werewolfdom and her crusading save the world spirit, I love Teddy wayyyy tooooo much to separate Remus from Tonks; for after all there can be no Teddy without Tonks.

Hunger Games ship= Catoniss, I've recently fallen in love with this pair and foresee writing them in my future as they are way to much of a rarity

Upcoming fics:

1. When You Cry: A dramione AU starting in fourth year and extending to encompass the rest of the books and the war.
2. Et Altera Renascendus Vitae: This is Latin for rebirth or second life; this story will be an eventual SS/HG. A grief stricken Severus Snape will be driven to end his own life after the murder of childhood friend and love Lily Potter, in the wake of his subsequent suicide attempt the fates intervene and give him a second chance in life. His original existence wiped from memory, he will live again, retaining all previous memories, Severus will be raised in an orphanage as Severus Snape, born September 9th 1978 where he will start school a year prior to harry from whence he will proceed to try to guide and befriend Harry as a peer. Here Severus will learn the true meaning of love and feel what it is like to love in return, he will be forced to wonder that, if he was willing to die for the mere idea of love, what would he be willing to do for the all consuming reality of it?]
3. Out of the Depths: This will be a RB/HG story beginning at the start of the horcrux hunt in what would be the trio's seventh year. After the inferi drag a weakened Regulus beneath the depths of their lake, he blacks out only to reawaken in his now dusty bed at Grimmuald Place. The 19 year old will be discovered by the fugitive trio and endeavor to finish the battle against Voldemort he began almost two decades prior. embarking on a journey of danger, wits, and intrigue he will discover friendship, love, and the true meaning of life.
4. Concrete Angel: This will be a TL/HG story. Raised in a dystopian world, ravaged by the grief and bitterness of a Harry Potter who lost his beloved best friend in the wake of a war that leads to a no better post Voldemort world, Teddy Lupin is plunged back in time to encounter his young uncle as he begins his sixth year at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and wizardry, after Having discovered a mysterious journal in his old family home. Having just finished Hogwarts himself in his own time, the nineteen year old auror joins the familiar face of his surprisingly different uncle for a repeat of his sixth year education, embarking on a mission to save his parents lives, and eventually, perhaps the only person who can save the future.
5. Looks Good in Yellow:H/Hr taking place the summer after OoTP. Hermione is stalked, Harry is grieving, and Dumbledore is a manipulative bastard with a plan; basically all the wonderful cliches of the Harmonian ship all rolled in to one.
6. A Hunger Games crossover in which Hermione gets thrust into the future around the time of the quarter quell. Will be Finnick/ Hermione
7. Lots more, including a Fremione and tomione that are yet to be named or plotted.
8. I've always wanted to write a Hermione/OC and the.chivalrous.scribbler has recently inspired one from me with her amazing fic, so eyes out for that one and another I have in mind for Hermione with my self made heir to Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange.

UPDATE:I have come to the difficult decision to delete my unfinished winx club stories I just do not have the time to try and complete them right now and have been suffering from an astronomical amount of writers block for them, I hope to come back to them one day but as that day is nowhere in the near future they will be taken down for now; maybe even permanently. Sowwy to any fans of them I love you guys and I promise that if their muses return I will finish them for you, I really enjoyed writing them and hate to leave a story unfinished so fingers crossed for those plunnies to return.