SpankingHalo
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Joined 05-04-05, id: 807745, Profile Updated: 08-29-11
Author has written 5 stories for Secret Circle series, Harry Potter, and Obernewtyn.

SpankingHalo is a character of mystique and wonder. A shadowy figure lurking on the edge of acceptable society, SH leads a life of derring-do and swashbuckling deeds. From scaling walls with sword in teeth to leave a small selection of chocolates by the bedside of that special lady, to destroying notorious jewelry in the heart of volcanoes, to single-handedly taking on the universe's most evil villain only to discover a strange family connection, SH's life is one hapless adventure after another.

Ruler of Atlantis, built to Olympian proportions and able to arm-wrestle titans to a weeping standstill, SH walks on a swathe of rose petals and red carpets laid by grateful citizens. Those who meet SH agree they have been touched by an angel, and not in an inappropriate way. More gracious than Venus de Milo, more glorious than Michelangelo's David, more delectable than a Playboy pin-up, SH's sculpted perfection, tousled locks and ever-changing gem-like eyes leave many people swooning, whilst others find themselves seized by ecstasy.

Much like a strobelight, SH is not recommended for those of a delicate disposition.

SH is also a pathological liar. And the world's best lover.


29/08/11 - Currently writing: Part Thirteen of Midnight, Part Three of A Breath of Demons

SH is also known as this disreputable member of society.

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Midnight reviews
AU. It has been three years since Voldemort won. Hermione is one of the few wizards left free, concealed in the ruins of Hogwarts. And only midnight reveals its secrets. But she has been discovered by the last person she wants to see...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,581 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
In Her Calipers reviews
Dragon and Matthew across the Obernewtyn series; a three-part story tracing their connections and their relationship in all its complexity and tragedy.
Obernewtyn - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,906 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Bittersweet reviews
Snape and Lily's relationship, in retrospect. During DH. Spoilers for all DH. One shot. Feedback and critcism welcomed - it all helps me improve.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Severus S., Lily Luna P. - Complete
A Breath of Demons reviews
What happened to Rushton during his imprisonment in The Keeping Place; a tale of darkness, love, destruction and the depths of obsession...
Obernewtyn - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008
Spilled Milk reviews
Alpha Amanitin, deadly yet vulnerable vampire slayer. Bladeheart Nightshagger, dark and tormented assassin. Jan Klaus the Damned, vampire lord and passionate seducer. Love, lust, death and a dancing penguin! Yes – it’s parody.
Secret Circle series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,481 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 5/10/2005