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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello!

I'm rather new at writing fanfiction, but I've read so many great stories on here, that I wanted to contribute as well. I currently have a one-shot and two ongoing stories on this site, plus a few ideas and one-shots I'm playing around with.

I'm from Denmark and I am a wife, new mother and a huge Harry Potter fan, though Marvel and Big Bang Theory are top contenders as well :-)

My fave HP ship is definitely Dramione (it just makes sense!), but other than that I like to mix things up, though usually within the generations. However, just a warning, Narcissa will probably play a large-ish role in all of my fics, because I see her as a fierce mother and a BAMF!

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Sex Ed by MrBenzedrine reviews
Hermione Granger comes to Hogwarts to teach a much needed Biology curriculum to the students. Draco Malfoy, the Potions teacher, doesn't approve of the sex ed. A bet ensues. Who will come out victorious? Rated M for lemons. COMPLETE. ****FIRST PLACE: BEST FLUFF/HUMOR 2017 Dramione Awards***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,690 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 7/4/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ron W., Neville L. - Complete
Bond by MrBenzedrine reviews
What happens at "Bond" stays at "Bond" -Hermione is taken out for drinks at club "Bond", an establishment that can offer you anything from some alcohol and dancing to SO much more. When she, quite literally, falls into Draco Malfoy's lap, will she open up her mind and explore sexual desires she never knew she had? Kink. COMPLETE **FIRST PLACE: BEST SMUT 2017 Dramione Awards**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,654 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 8/3/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Pansy P., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Fever by Flightglow32 reviews
After the war, the population is low all the signs say a Fever is coming, the Burning lasts until they find their match. Hermione's concern about her match grows as she watches others around her succumb to the Fever. When one touch is all it takes and the Burning inside you wants it how much self control does it take to hold back and not give in to your most basic desires? Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,041 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 2/27 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Persuading Draco by LeanaM reviews
Magical Regency AU. Many years ago, Draco Malfoy made a mistake when he let Hermione Granger walk away. But then circumstances bring them together again, and he realises that he never really got over her. But can she forgive him for his choices? Can he forgive himself? Jane Austen's Persuasion meets Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,347 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 6/9/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Thursdays by withered reviews
"You as my Healer; me as your patient; arrived under the circumstances of my noteworthy occupation with a broken nose, only to be fixed by you, the girl who once despised me, and coincidentally, broke my nose when we were children."/ "Will you be narrating the rest of our encounter, Malfoy?"/ "Oh, is there more?" [Healer Granger/Quidditch player Malfoy] [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,223 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 1/19 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Wrapped In Red by Kittenshift17 reviews
*COMPLETE* During a school wide Secret Santa, Hermione has the bad luck of picking Draco Malfoy, suspected Death Eater. When she tries to sneakily learn his secrets in order to get his gift, and Malfoy winds up trapped under some mistletoe, things get out of hand. Who said snogging a Death Eater wouldn't land her in a strangely addictive mess? A Christmassy Dramione tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,736 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 12/22/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Trouble Comes in Twenties by sunshinesundae reviews
She's fallen in a flowerbed, lost a student in the Forbidden Forest and narrowly missed blasting Hogwarts' hunky new groundskeeper to bits. They say trouble comes in threes, but for Pansy Parkinson, the disasters just keep racking up. Pansy/Charlie
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,595 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 10/8/2016 - [Pansy P., Charlie W.] Rose W. - Complete
Charmed to You by CJRed reviews
Hermione comes up with a charm that allows for 'bonded soul' matches, something that has been unheard of for generations. The charm changes the marriage game, but what will Hermione do when her own magic matches her with none other than Draco Malfoy? Disregards Epilogue. Fluff and Lemons. Unique pairings. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 102,921 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 5/2/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Ginny W., Gregory G.] - Complete
Marked by olivieblake reviews
Two dead. Three missing. The Order is down a leader and another innocent takes the Mark. Where is the Chosen One, and who killed Draco Malfoy? Dramione, sequel to "Clean," book II in "This World or Any Other" series. HEA. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 189,011 - Reviews: 2633 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 8/12/2016 - Published: 4/4/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
A Cinderella Story by CharmStone127 reviews
Two students, believed to be completely different, are each given a diary. These diaries are magically linked, but they do not know who they are talking to. Could romance bloom, and what will happen when they discover the identity of the other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,785 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 10/29/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Because You're Mine by RZZMG reviews
"No emotional entanglements. That had been the agreement at the beginning of this, and if I want to keep seeing her, I have to make her think I'm living up to that end of the bargain..." Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger-Weasley meet at a married swinger's club & become involved. Post-Hogwarts ( 10 years). Dramione. Romance/Angst/Drama. 2015 Dramione-Duet entry. One-shot. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 97 - Published: 6/22/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fortuna Major by olivieblake reviews
She's with Ron, he's with Astoria, and nothing a cheap psychic on the Venice Boardwalk says is going to change that. Or will it? Dramione, muggle AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,421 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 5/12/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Wayward Familiar (complete) by Freya Ishtar reviews
Returning for 8th year, Hermione unexpectedly winds up with a 2nd familiar when the one she buys for Ron as a gift—a ferret she jokingly names Draco—refuses to go to him. When she realizes the creature isn't what it seems, she goes further than she ever thought she would to get the real Draco back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 53,736 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 7/8/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Devil's Snare by sunshinesundae reviews
Hermione wants a new job. Will boss Malfoy let her go? "Tell me, Granger, do you often imagine me in bed?" "If you mean death bed," she said sweetly. "Then every day."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,011 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 7/2/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Clean by olivieblake reviews
Malfoy's handsome face was contoured into a condescending smirk. "No faith in that giant brain of yours, Granger?" She looked up at him defiantly. "Maybe I don't have faith in you!" she said, raising her voice. Malfoy only looked at her. "You'll find I'm very surprising." Dramione AU, Year 6 with a slow burn and a killer twist. Book I of "This World or Any Other" series. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 124,797 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 2,021 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 1/7/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Serpent, the Witch and the Broom Closet by bitchywitchy reviews
When Hermione and Draco get stuck inside a broom closet for part of the holidays, they both change. But can they come back for their seventh year and finish, despite all the drama and twists and turns happening? Set in Hogwarts: EWE. Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and dark themes. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,147 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 2,494 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Minimal Risk by galfoy reviews
This was not how she had imagined her year would end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,198 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 122 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blaise Zabini and the Difficulty of Existing by starkidsftw reviews
Draco Malfoy was in love with Hermione Granger. He didn't know it. She didn't know it. But Blaise Zabini, boy did he ever know it. 7th Year Dramione AU from Blaise's perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 121 - Published: 12/29/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Blaise Z. - Complete
Unity by PalmettoBlue reviews
Follows our favorites in the 8th year & Marriage law. "Don't you get it, Granger? We will belong to each other." EWE. Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to the HP universe. (AU/OOC/EWE)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,392 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 3/5/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Serpent by waterflower20 reviews
'The Serpent', a famous thief, has been a pain in the back for Head Auror Harry Potter for almost two years. Determined to see him behind bars, he asks his best Auror, Hermione Granger, to take him down. Problem is, the charismatic thief, proves to be Miss Granger's match. In more ways than one…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 130,090 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fiery Gryffindor Princess, Cold Slytherin Prince by 13.Starlight-Mist reviews
After the war, the seventh years go back to Hogwarts for eighth year. Starting with an intro from Prof. McGonagall's diary, the story covers quidditch, a Halloween Ball, truth-or-dare, I've Never, Secret Santa, Valentine's Day, Graduation, and a lot of pranking, kissing, working, matchmaking, and getting sick. Ends at the Ministry of Magic. [Mainly Dramione]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,653 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 2/20/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The 8th Year by Holz9364 reviews
COMPLETELY REWRITTEN: No longer starts as canon, it is completely non-canon. AND I AM NOW CONTINUING THE STORY - The trio return for an 8th year at Hogwarts. House unity is promoted, new relationships and friendships blossom and because Harry Potter is involved, it is definitely not a quiet year! M for sexual themes, violence and swearing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 438,130 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 8/15/2011 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Masks by enchantedquills reviews
After their break-ups, Ginny and Hermione decide it's time they did something with their lives so what do they do? They join a sex company of course. M for a reason. Tons of smut and a side of humor. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,206 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Ginny W., Blaise Z.]
Two Can Play by Craft Rose reviews
Malfoy sets off on a quest to seduce the Gryffindor know-it-all herself, Hermione Granger, at the request of an unlikely classmate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 9/21/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Where Two Raging Fires Meet by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger catches Draco Malfoy reading the famous works of Muggle author, William Shakespeare. This leads to a series of bizarre interactions between them that permanently alters their fundamental understanding of each other & changes the course of the war. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Drama/Angst/Romance. Hogwarts 7th year-A/U. 2014 Otter & Ferret Fic Exchange entry. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,902 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Izzy by hazelsherlock reviews
Just as Hermione finds out that she can never get her parents back after obliviating them, she finds out that they weren't her parents at all. The Zabini's are. Dramione. All credit to JK Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 62,984 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 9/15/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Out of Mind by galfoy reviews
By all appearances, Hermione Granger runs a successful bookshop, lives a happy life, and wants for nothing. However, when a person from her past starts asking uncomfortable questions, Hermione realizes that things are never as they appear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 150 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Vibrations by Craft Rose reviews
After three years of a mundane, sexless existence and far too much wine, our favourite brunette happens upon the magic equivalent of a sex line. There, an intriguing, deliciously devilish caller manages to pique her interest. It's all fun and anonymous, u
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,452 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Deadline by Lena Phoria reviews
It takes the unexpected engagement of their children to get Draco and Hermione in a room together, but only the selfish acts of their estranged spouses and a 300 Galleon bottle of firewhiskey will get them in a bedroom. What starts out as a one time mistake soon becomes a full-blown affair with a deadline; the day their children say 'I do'. But things rarely go according to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 329,548 - Reviews: 3225 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 1,997 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Rose W., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Wanna Bet? by carefreekutie reviews
"Fine! I accept your challenge you bloody arseholes"-Draco "You have until the day before graduation to find a way to get into Granger's pants" -Blaise Draco makes a bet with his two best mates that he can sleep with the brainy female of the golden trio before the end of the year. But what happens when she can see through his barriers and he ends up falling hard for her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 146,715 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Out of Hand by relativelypositive reviews
She was only trying to shock Ron. She didn't mean for it to go any further. Instead, she made a faux pas that turned Hogwarts upside down. 6th Year AU. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 69,533 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Jilted by cleotheo reviews
Dumped on her wedding day, Hermione decides to head off on honeymoon to escape the inevitable gossip that she knows will come. While on holiday she encounters Draco and the pair embark on a passion filled affair. Is their romance just a holiday fling or will it continue once they have to return to their normal lives?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,896 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Where We Go From Here by xxLucindaxx reviews
Hermione Granger, 20 and divorced, no kids, and works at the Ministry of Magic. Draco Malfoy, 21 and entitled, biggest git you'll ever meet, also known as 'London's Playboy'. What starts off as a forced arrangement turns into so much more when the two are forced to look at the lives they've been leading since graduation. A story about moving on and learning 'where we go from here'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,427 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
An Empty Frame by missmandymalfoy reviews
"How up are you for a little game?" Ginny asked. "Keep going," Hermione said. "I bet, Hermione Granger, that you cannot seduce Draco Malfoy without falling in love with him first," "Fine. It's on, Ginerva." Post Hogwarts, what happens when Hermione accidentally runs into Draco Malfoy in the shower? The beginning of a game of seduction of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,027 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 14428 - Favs: 20,655 - Follows: 13,236 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Artist by waterflower20 reviews
Hermione gets an unexpected present for her 30th birthday. Draco Malfoy, Wizarding Europe's most celebrated artist, is hired to paint her portrait. EWE, set more than a decade after the war and is obviously AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,536 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Narcissa M., Molly W. - Complete
Dancing In Circles With Greeks by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger needs a break from her attractive co-worker, Draco Malfoy. She heads to Greece for a holiday filled with dancing, good food, shopping, & a sea of sexy, available men to try to get over her unreciprocated feelings. To her surprise, Draco shows up in Greece, too, determined to ruin her fun. 2013 Otter & Ferret Fic Exchange entry. Dramione Romance/Drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,427 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tainted by the Past by CelticPagan-3 reviews
The Golden Trio have saved the Wizarding World & lived to tell the tale. What will they do with a future they never thought they'd get? The boys escape their last childhood restraints, Hermione finishes her education & tries find a way to escape the future her parents have planned. She develops an unlikely friendship with Draco Malfoy who returns to Hogwarts to escape his own past.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 222,280 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Malaria Visions by galfoy reviews
Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,851 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Kings and Queens by galfoy reviews
Hermione has a bad habit. Draco has a big problem. The universe has one heck of a plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,215 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 2,058 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mountain and The Sea by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Hermione Granger was perfectly happy with her life, her job as a Healer Trainee, her ugly cat and her cute little house in the countryside. And then Draco Malfoy had to go and mess that all up, typical git. Post-Hogwarts, EWE, OOC, creature!fic. 18
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,464 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Thirty Times Lucky by galfoy reviews
"Granger, I can't hire you on any longer," Draco said. Hermione stared at him. Losing her job might actually mean losing the War, and she had to bargain, but there was literally nothing she had that he would want. Or was there?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,128 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
F off you twit Granger is MINE! by Skizzy16 reviews
War's over, time for teenage drama! Draco Malfoy finds his one true veela mate but Ron Weasley fights tooth and nail to keep her from 'the dark side' but that was Ron's down fall. Telling Hermione Granger what to do. ROMANCE! LEMONS IN FUTURE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,547 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Static by galfoy reviews
The Order rescued Draco and Lucius Malfoy after Lord Voldemort turned on them. All the safe houses are full, and Hermione Granger is the only one who can take them in. Will she agree after having suffered a drastic nervous breakdown?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,632 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 3,625 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Boy in the Hammock by galfoy reviews
Hermione tugged at the string holding the hood onto the boy's head, gingerly pulling the fabric back to reveal his face. Lying before her, barely recognizable beyond the swelling and the blood, but still very much himself, was Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,426 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 3,712 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Switch by RZZMG reviews
Hermione wanted a night with an anonymous, skilled & sensual partner to teach her to be a sub in bed, but when Draco Malfoy pursues her after, can a girl avoid the sinful temptations of the flesh available at a fetish nightclub? PostHogwarts-EWE. Story won multiple categories at the 2011 Summer & 2012 Spring Rounds of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,826 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fated by Hanako A reviews
Hermione has always thought of herself as a rational creature. However the magic of her blood won't be denied, and there's nothing she can do to stop her fall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,154 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
She's Just Not Into You by BelleOfSummer reviews
She told him she loved him, he told her she was ugly. Eleven years later, he changed his mind; but Hermione Granger never forgets. Karma is such an awful foe. *COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,233 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
To Muddy a Malfoy by foggybythebay reviews
Grieving over Ron's snogging of Lavender, Hermione discovers that it takes just one certain Slytherin to boost her flagging ego. A single night in a deserted corridor launches a thoroughly sensual game of cat-and-mouse that outlasts even the war HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,749 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hunted by Bex-chan reviews
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 2466 - Favs: 5,668 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Denial Is Not A Pretty Facial Feature by lost-in-pemberley reviews
When Narcissa Malfoy is your new mother-in-law, you might find it hard to sleep peacefully at night. When Lucius Malfoy is your new father-in-law, you might just want to forget sleep altogether. Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,956 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Marriage Most Convenient by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione lost it all when she divorced. Draco would lose it all by age 30 if he didn't marry. Marriage to each other would be perfect, one would even say it was most convenient. Her daughter even looked like him, although, he wondered why that was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 183,905 - Reviews: 4421 - Favs: 4,192 - Follows: 1,550 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Essays by lazer-angel reviews
Essays. I've always loved them. That is, until someone started messing with my essays...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,966 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unexpected by I want reviews
ONESHOT. She was alone and lonely all at once. All he'd done was be around. She wouldn't be the same after it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 2,986 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lunch in the Backroom by kryptiq reviews
."Calm down, Granger. It's just lunch. You'd think I asked you out. Not that I ever would." Draco Malfoy was a liar. - - - DM/HG with hints of FW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,239 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 5,018 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Date by Proxy by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione was bored & wanted something new. She changed jobs, her hair, her clothes, and now she was about to do something completely "UnHermionish" & go on a blind date! She just wondered why her blind date was with her new boss, Draco Malfoy. Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,029 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Everything She Wants by Anlynne reviews
One night, one mistake, one deal, fourteen days to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,286 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Veela And The Perils Of Losing Control by Twilight to Midnight reviews
When Snape stops administering the control potion for Draco's veela instincts thanks to a little meddling from Blaise, Ron and Harry, all hell breaks loose and trouble abounds. Especially for poor unsuspecting Hermione. Rated M for a reason. DHr. 7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 2,503 - Follows: 463 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 4,591 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Alexander Malfoy by grednforge117 reviews
How Draco Malfoy's son helps him fall in love with the most unexpected person. Rated for language and later chapters. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,204 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 2,104 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by shadowglove reviews
Draco has come up with a plan to make Hermione HIS...and look perfectly innocent at the same time...of course, he never once thought that his plan might backfire quite hilariously...DMHG HPBZ RWLB PPCW GWGG !NOMINATED AT THE DRAMOINE AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 118,626 - Reviews: 2499 - Favs: 2,426 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Everything Changes by inadaze22 reviews
“Thank you for cheating on me, Ron. It’s the best thing you could’ve done. Thank you for stopping me from making the worst mistake of my life.” My first Dramione story. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,191 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 4,261 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Christmas Spirit by Tierfal reviews
All of the tables in the library are full... except one. An impudent little seasonal Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Make Me Forget His Name by jmalfoy reviews
Tired of her husband being unfaithful, Hermione turns to the arms of the least likely person… her one time enemy and her husband's best friend. Sometimes remembering the person who has loved you most is the hardest thing to do. HGDM. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 122,753 - Reviews: 2371 - Favs: 2,872 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
To Own A Malfoy by Operation Milkdud reviews
Draco Malfoy becomes Hermione Granger's personal slave. What could be better? DM.HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,122 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What Granger Wants by ellamalfoy8 reviews
OneShot With the help of his father’s old journals, Draco is able to read the minds of women. Who does he focus on? No one other than Hermione Granger. At last our hero can learn what it is that Granger wants, and possibly lose his mind in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,509 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 155 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What A Difference A Night Makes by Kyra4 reviews
DHr prefects, top students in their year and Houses. Makes sense that they'd be chosen by the faculty for an honors project that requires them to be locked in the astronomy tower all night. Will they fall for each other or rip each other apart? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,706 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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The carrot cake reviews
Hermione Granger is spending a rainy afternoon in a crowded coffee shop, feeling lonelier than ever, when Draco Malfoy interrupts her. Dramione fluff that involves a delicious piece of carrot cake and a date in the muggle world planned by Draco, plus a Winters ball planned by Narcissa with Blaise and Pansy helping her! Post-Hogwarts, romance, humor and lots and lots of fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,400 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 10/1/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Narcissa M., Pansy P.
The yoga instructor reviews
Pansy ropes a reluctant Draco to her yoga class and lo and behold, the instructor is a fit Hermione Granger! Draco is not happy about it and neither is she, so their reunion is not succesful at all. But she needs his help on a mysterious dragon-egg case! Warnings: M-rating for language and smut, some Ron-bashing. Dramione romance, humor, mystery, smut/lemons with a bit of drama!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,739 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 11/28/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Pansy P., Charlie W.
Dracos astonishing birthday reviews
Theo and Blaise take Draco out to celebrate his 21st birthday, but at the stroke of midnight everything changes, and all Draco can feel and want is that captivatingly dark haired gorgeous woman at the bar. Only his parents forgot to tell him about his heritage... (Veela-Draco!) Dramione! Mostly Dracos POV. Post-Hogwarts. Romance, humor and lemons/smut. One-shot Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,713 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/8/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Blaise Z. - Complete