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Author has written 12 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Hellsing.

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Currently I'm trying to sort out my affairs in terms of this account. I've had this since I was about twelve, so there are a few stories I no longer want to have on this site. I'm cleaning up my profile, and I've deleted a few of the fics I really dislike, except for the ones other people seem to like. Hopefully there should be some new stories posted soon.

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(Transformers) Nuts and Bolts - Only technically. It's really just a compilation so it doesn't have a planned end.

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Where You and I Collide by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Separately, Jazz and Prowl are like forces of nature- they are uncompromising and uncontrollable. But what becomes of their natures when these two unstoppable forces collide? Will one break the other, or will they both be stronger for it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 362,090 - Reviews: 2219 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
The Unexpected One by Casting Moonlight reviews
The betrayal cut deep and the wound crippled them. Still, they did not fall thanks to the efforts of the one hurt most of all.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Semantics by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
Never Abandon You, Partner by Casting Moonlight reviews
Every mech had gotten a minicon in the beginning of these struggles of war. Wheeljack meets his minicon on one side and is reunited on another. One-Shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Wheeljack - Complete
Healer: Do No Harm by Jarakrisafis reviews
Having captured and reprogrammed Ratchet, Megatron thought they were getting a brilliant if snarky medic. He didn't count on the trouble a Decepticon Ratchet could cause...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Ratchet - Complete
Campaigns Pelliquum and Jazz by Ell Bee Someone Else Now reviews
In most fanfic, it is Jazz who courts Prowl. Not here.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,598 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
For All the Stars in the Sky by Jarakrisafis reviews
They say Primus looks down on all his creations, like the stars shine across the blackness of space.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Ratchet, First Aid - Complete
Triage by Tsaemihu Kanirou reviews
After a surprise attack, five bots are brought to the medbay in critical condition. Ratchet is fighting against time, energon loss, and sometimes even the patients themselves, all the while staving off his own exhaustion. G1. Ratchet, Twins, Wheeljack
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,887 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
Yellow Ribbon by Zea T reviews
Something is very wrong on the Ark, but why is Bluestreak the only one to notice, and what's happened to Jazz and Prowl? G1, story now complete.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,342 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
The Disillusionement of the Transformers by BackgroundRobot-11 reviews
Post season 3 G1. After many years of war, the Autobot's and Decepticon's grow annoyed with each other's antics. Crackfic. Next chapter is Q&A, so please send in questions.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 152,538 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Jazz, Optimus Prime
After the Fall by Ell Bee Someone Else Now reviews
After the Decepticons win, Soundwave finds that both Jazz-and-Prowl and humanity still have a thing or two to teach him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Soundwave, Jazz - Complete
Alice in Wonderland by TheCandyGirl22 reviews
Alice is a middle schooler who escapes to Wonderland to avoid being frowned upon for her quirkiness by peers and adults, and at first Wonderland seems wonderful, at first everyone seems lovely, at first she isn't running for her life.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Alice, Cheshire Cat
All But Forgotten by Jarakrisafis reviews
Once we had been admired, respected, to be assigned to us had been something worth striving for... G1/movie AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Teletraan 1 - Complete
Bring me to life by Bloody Crying Wrists X666X reviews
Bella is a misunderstood goth girl living in a poor peasant village. But what will happen when she goes to the horrific beast's castle? find out in this tale of true gothic love, murder, dark magic and mystery!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010
All Mad Here by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
G1, dark AU, oneshot. Sunstreaker's thoughts on the puzzle that is his ward, the stupidity of humans, the dichotomy of his comrades, and the illusion that is sanity.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Sunstreaker, Bumblebee - Complete
IT Returns by Carlough reviews
Sequel to Optimus, Ant King. Oneshot crackfic. The Autobots and a few Decepticons highlight for us some overused plot devices and things that just don't work, no matter what you do. Ratchet is sassy, Prime is seductive, and Sideswipe is a scared panda.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
A Fallen Rose by xXbunnyholicXx reviews
They never asked for their roles.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Mad Hatter/Hatta, Queen of Hearts - Complete
Attack of the Robot Unicorn by InsideofChaos reviews
Jazz is late as usual, the Twins are slacking off as usual, Wheeljack is causing things to blow up as usual, and Fireflight is good at Robot Unicorn Attack as...not usual. What? Crack fic. Prowl and I now have matching headaches. Ow.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Prowl
Ode to Lewis Carroll by TheMadPen reviews
A small poem, in response and mimicked after Lewis Carroll's "The Jabberwocky".
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Complete
Procrastination by Hyperthia reviews
Ed tries to write a report. I'll think of a better summary for this later.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
That Butler, That Vampire by DomesticatedWerewolves reviews
Slightly AU. A new underground organization has been created, so the Earl Phantomhive has arranged to meet them. Prophetic comments ensue and pastries are bashed.
Crossover - Hellsing & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Alucard, Sebastian M. - Complete
There'll Be Children by The Divine Comedian reviews
Monstrous Regiment. Polly, Mal, and the absence of a proper birthday party. Angst angst angst and a few bad jokes. PollyxMal.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Polly P. - Complete
Bloody Lollipops by xxTwisted Dark Dreamsxx reviews
Just a bunch of drabbles that happen in the everyday life of the Inu co. Some will leave you sad, some will leave you smiling, and some will leave the desire of killing me seem very pleasurable. NOW COMPLETE WITH 50 DRABBLES!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 24,180 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Prince of Persia: The Simpletons of Time by Mecha Scorpion reviews
Some say that time is like a river, flowing swift and... wait, nobody says that? Oh. Come, let me tell you a tale like several you have ever heard, a tale of very conveniently placed objects and magical sand. NOW WITH PREVIEWS!
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,517 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Complete
Numb by Cheza's Despair reviews
OneShot. Seras comes to the realization that she has finally become numb. SongFic
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
TOUCH by Greece reviews
Come think of it, for over a century, he has never touched anyonyone, but to hurt or kill. Until that night in the Ceddar village. Manga ficlet, you can take it as AxS, if you want... R&R! C SPOILERS!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
giving in by Elia Black-cat reviews
Angua always had her inner wolf under her control. Now her control is slipping, and Carrot is nowhere to be seen...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Who Watches the Watch? by Badge177 reviews
City Watch Murder Mystery: Commander Sir Samuel Vimes faces one of the hardest cases of his career... Non-slash, standalone story.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,807 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Sam Vimes, Carrot - Complete
OMC by Syntia13 reviews
BW. Oneshot. Rampage and Depth Charge were fighting in a storm, and something unimaginable happened. Rattrap's processor shuts down, and Optimus is scarred for life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Rampage, Depth Charge - Complete
Isn't It Only Silver? by Werebitch reviews
So what happens to a werewolf when he or she is 'killed' by something other than silver? Set during the end of Men at Arms. Oneshot.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Freefall by Seiberwing reviews
Alexis takes Starscream for a ride. Or is it the other way around? Het, if you squint.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Alexis, Starscream - Complete
Where's my daddy? by Twilight Dusk reviews
Vimes Version. Multiple Chapters planned.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
A Saddened Little Girl by Kasuhisa reviews
One Shot Sesshomaru and Rin father daughter ficlet. Something has caused Rin to become over emotional and Sesshomaru investigates. Told from Sesshomaru's POV
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
The Squeaky Toys Trilogy by Beertree reviews
Three Seekers and a box of squeaky toys can only result in chaos and revenge.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
The Whirlwind by Little Ego reviews
In a possible but unlikely leg of the Trousers of Time, a freak whirlwind repaints the Watch house. Captain Vimes and his merry men are in shock.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Fidelis by The Starhorse reviews
Even Optimus Prime has to wallow sometimes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
The Price of War by Master Hellsing reviews
Crack. Crackcrackcrackcrack. Seriously, I can't summarize it any better. XD Total crackfic about the origin of the Hellsing bat.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Complete
Soul Mates by PuraJazzBot reviews
[G1]Prowl is one of the Autobots assigned to the energon run to Earth, while Jazz remains at the Moonbase.... contains Prowl.Jazz slash... TFs property of HasTak.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/20/2005
Scarred by Tirya King reviews
G1 If you can rebuild what was lost so no trace of it remains, doesn't it mean there's no scars?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Complete
Standoff by egochan reviews
Held at gunpoint on the rooftop of a building and waiting to get blown far into the other way from heaven is no way to spend an afternoon.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2005 - S. Kaiba, R. Otogi - Complete
Clipped Wings by Veleum reviews
Energon Megatron ponders the reality of the 'new' Starscream, and how it has affected him. slash implied, but very light
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Complete
Bird in a Cage by Stormy1x2 reviews
Starscream is a prisoner of the Autobots and he's slowly going nuts. Will anyone show him any compassion until negotiations for his freedom are complete? Well...maybe one. Wonder what 'Screamer will think of that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/23/2005
Waiting by Veleum reviews
As Megatron comes back from a battle and meeting, someone waits for him ...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Sunset on Jungle City by Seiberwing reviews
The destruction of Jungle City, as seen through the eyes of a young Omnicon.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: Author's Cut by Mecha Scorpion reviews
In my endless search for more parodies, I've decided to retell Pirates of the Caribbean. A constantly fainting Murtogg, a ghetto Will, a pimpin' Bootstrap Bill, a Star Wars-quoting midget and much more ensue. Please review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2005
Servant and Master by Seiberwing reviews
Megatron gives Starscream a taste of Unicron's power. Contains slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Megatron, Unicron - Complete
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Down Came The Good Fairy reviews
Optimus sends everyone into a long recharge cycle, and the Good Fairy isn't pleased... Goon time!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Pleasures of the Wing reviews
To fly. Humans dream of it, try to achieve it, but only a few beings have truly mastered its splendor. Tired of being cooped up in the Autobot base, Jet Fire takes to the skies in an attempt to feel a small amount of freedom. Cybertron - oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Jetfire - Complete
The Night Before Christmas reviews
It's Christmas Eve, and the Autobots have a special guest...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
Deck the Halls reviews
Alucard's views on Christmas. Crap summary, but I couldn't think of anything better. Oneshot. Animeverse.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Alucard - Complete
Falling reviews
Falling is like flying... Until you hit the ground. [OC fic. Contains character death.]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
Nuts and Bolts reviews
A collection of short crackfics. Including Red Alert finding out about human food and Bud's insanity, Optimus Prime's meeting with the Good Fairy and The Happy Tree Friends. And we won't even METION the MIB part. Lots of OOCness. Mainly based in UTrilogy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,365 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 6/4/2006
Wounded in Battle reviews
[OC fic.] A young Autobot warrior is terminally wounded in battle. While he’s lying in the med bay on the brink of death, his mind wanders… [and yes the title's rubbish but I couldn't think of a better one.]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
Why Do They Call You Murderer? reviews
Dreams are a way of sorting out the happenings of the day. We sleep to regain energy and sort out what happens. It's the same for Transformers. But what does one TF dream about?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Complete
Watch The Birdie reviews
Everyone knows that you can't trust weather forecasts. But the Autobots have yet to work out who you can trust for a reliable prediction… and a storm's coming. A big one.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Prowl - Complete
Retreat reviews
What happened in 'Retreat' between Optimus giving the Autobots the order to leave Earth and them actually leaving? How do the humans cope in the bits we're not shown? - Cybertron; oneshot -
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Left Behind reviews
Cybertron. A certain Autobot jet's thoughts on his job...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Jetfire - Complete
SOS reviews
- Armada - Why did they leave me? What did I do wrong this time? Why have my fellow Decepticons abandoned me? Was it because I'm too injured to fly? I think I'm dying…
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Starscream - Complete
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