Author has written 5 stories for Mega Man, Transformers/Beast Wars, and Assassin's Creed.
Name: This is for you people to guess at.
Hello peoples! If you're lookin' for updates, you'll have to wait a bit. Please bear with me here.
Hey look! I has a deviantart account!!
July 14, 2009
To all of my faithful readers:
I know you all probably want to lynch me at this point, and I thank you for being so patient with me. Truth is, I'm stuck with a massive amount of writer's block with Two Worlds, One Heart and Escape. I vaguely know where I want them to go, but getting them there is the problem. Thankfully, I do have some of the next chapter of TWOH started, so when inspiration strikes, it'll be ready and waiting.
In other news, I've gotten some new ideas for some new fics that will hopefully help me overcome the blockage, and I will leave you all with this solemn oath:
I, Maverick Hunter Phoenix, do hearby promise to NEVER abandon one of my stories without reason(writer's block does not count as a reason for me). It may take me ten years and an unholy amount of time between updates, but I WILL finish whatever story I start.
Thank you all for your understanding and patience,
Title: Avengers and Mavericks--Megaman X/Naruto Crossover
Title: Just Another Day--Megaman X
Title: Escape--Transformers Armada/G1 Crossover
Whee! New part of profile! Okay, I came up with a few of these, others I read/ heard somewhere else. If you find a few of your own quotes in here, then I'm sorry if you got mad. The ones that I didn't make up belong to their original owners. Anyhoo, here we go!
-With all due respect, a rampaging dragon is NOT something you want to be in the way of.
-Do you really want to make me angry?
-Fine. It's your ass, not mine.
-Hell hath no fury greater than a woman scorned...
-Beware of the Frying Pan of Doom!
-But it's a beautiful day! The sun is shining, and I can hear birds singing, the buster charging near my head...wait a minute.
-Reality bites in a variety of sizes and teeth.
-Gravity is a harsh mistress!...owowow.
-I don't know about you, but I'm getting the hell outta here.
-Who, me? I'm gettin' out of the blast range.
-Dear God, make it stop!
-Make the stupid people shut up.
-We can't make the stupid people go away-who would we have to laugh at when they fall down?
-Death to idiots and morons!
-That includes you, dumbass.
-Pass the popcorn, wilya? I wanna see this guy get his ass handed to him in style.
-Payback is a bitch, isn't it?
-Senseless violence solves everything.
-...Great. Now I'm all hungry.
-There is no word to describe exactally how drunk they got.
-For example, I could get dead-off-my-ass drunk--and in an hour, I'd be back for more.
-If you make it idiot proof, someone will just make a better idiot.
-Really, how bad can it be?
-Famous last words, pal.
-The beatings will continue until morale increases.
-Everyday I think people couldn't get any stupider. Everyday I am proved horribly, horribly wrong.
-Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
-Lord, please put your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
-I would love to have a battle of wits with you...but you appear to be unarmed.
-You walk a fine line between bravery and stupidity, mate. You might want to watch were you're going.
-Oh the tangled web we weave when we practice to deceive.
-Holy crap, hell just froze over.
-I like my head right where it is, thanks.
-My sanity is beginning to flat-line.
-My sanity has long ago departed the land of the living.
-Reality is the leading cause of stress.
-No amount of thearpy is ever going to make this ok.
-It isn't the size of the gun that matters, but how loud the 'bang!' is.
-Everyday the world edges closer to insanity.
-There is no black and white, only shades of gray.
-Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
-When in doubt, hold a demolition derby.
-...Don't you people ever duck?
-My wings define who I am. Without them, I am nothing.
-In a perfect world, all great stories would be finished and no author would be cursed with writer's block.
-It's fun to watch the faces of people when they realise just how badly they've underestimated you.