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Joined 05-06-05, id: 808867

Lo, Children. How bid thee?

PROFILE

Name:Victoria Robertson Logan

Age:Twelveish

Location:Barrhead,Scotland

F.F Friends:Well I have a few friends on here where will I start?

Stiggy:My friend Lauren, Crazy and Inventive, she is THE original cheeseflaker and Pippledasher.

LilMissEmzy:My other friend Emma(Me:Duh!) She Is a H.P(Harreh P) obsessive and very trustworthy. LilMissEmzy and Stiggy are Co-writing Whats a witch to do, And its under Stiggys name, good read.

WeaselsWorkWonders:Little Stuball(My fave little Weasel!)He FINALLY got hiz fanfic up. so read. Stuart is SMALL. Small but cool. He stands up 4 his friends.A lot.so.. GO STUART!You kicked him in the balls, you kikked him in the balls. Ahem

Mintchoccychip: What can I say about Little Leo. Well apart from being sorta small-like shes super. And Is a bit frightened of Stiggy and I (Me: you know you are Leonne!)because of our weirdly weirdness. but shes cool. But hey Small usually =Evil. ARGH! Leonne is gonna take over my species. mooooooo no. Its more like MOOO!


~_~hey... look away ~_~


Fave Words:

Pandandicular(My own creation)

Pippledash(lauren)

Cheeseflake(Laurens)

Jananar(Emmas)

Purple Rock Badger(Stuarts)

Majakar(Leonnes)

Shazzaham!(Mine, yay!)

Canogulog(mine)

Brillo Pad ( The most Brilloant pad of all!)

MalloFlamp(mine)

Fave Authors +books:

J.K Rowling- Harry Potter

Lemony Snicket-A.S.O.U.E

Garth Nix-Sabriel

A Little more bout me:Psst. I am really from a race called The Aqua Monkeys. We are close descendants of The purple rock badgers and Wonder weasels. In the wild we usually eat cheeseflakes and Monilla rocks, but here in the city we eat MallowFlamps and Pippledashes. To earn these we work in The Canogulog factory in Jananar.


~_~Why you lookin in here?~_~


Current FanFics

See It In a Boys Eyes: A Draco Malfoy story, involving hatred, evilness and romance. lol

Aspiring To Evil: A star wars fanfic, a sort of romance/alternative epis 3 ,4 five and 6


SOON TO COME

Hopefully, If I can be bothered there will be a number of one off stories, e.g. Harry Potter goes to ikea


My Fave Things

Foods:

Popcorn

Burgers

Chips

Chicken Nuggets

Chocolate

Potatoes

Games

Crash Bandicoot

Fame Academy

Pop Idol

This Is Football 2002

The Sims

The Sims 2

Hide and Seek

Rounders


My Fave Quotes

I am Discinclined to Aquiest to your request.. That means NO!

CAPTAIN BARBOSSA

I'm Very sorry Potter, I seemed to have gone temporarily deaf

ALBUS DUMBLEDORE

The answer to life: When 15 universes filled with butterflies exploded (because they were bored) it ended up as 13 planets filled with ping-pong tables."

THE MARVELOUS STIGGY

New fanfiction ideas: Yoda's Trip To The Zoo and Darth Vader Goes To Ikea."
"In Ikea, lightsabers are called floobyshloobies."

STIGGY OF MENTALNESS


ORIGINAL FICTION

I've signed up with Original fiction, with the same name as on here, and there are 2 stories currently in the pipe line

WHAT THE HELL, YOUR SENDING ME TO MILITARY SCHOOL?

and also

In the dark of the night


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Nappies and Naked Dancing by Pickled Rellish reviews
The Weasley twins mess up; big time and there to prove it, is a baby. A baby called Harry Potter. Sit back, kick your feet up, relax and read through the ensuing chaos that the prank has caused. AU Fifth Year. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,239 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Voldemort - Complete
The Ever Secret Diary of Sirius Black by Amalynne Olivier reviews
Sirius Black is dead, but a memory of him still remains. Rummaging through Padfoot's old possessions, Remus discovers a bit of the past in a diary. Similar to a Tom Riddle's diary experience, with 6th Year Sirius Black. **Year 7 sequel fanfic: The Not-So Secret Dairy of Sirius Black posted**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,008 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Worst Poems Ever by Anakin McFly reviews
Presenting The Ode to the Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles, and the varied colourful works of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 6/14/2005
Matrix Revolutions, The Other Versions by Anakin McFly reviews
Chapter 15 up: The D-Movie Magic Version
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,969 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Neo, Smith, A.
Babies can teach a lot of lessons by preety-lady-serenity reviews
Harry turns into a baby after an accident in Potions and Snape is assigned to become his gaurdian. But can Snape take care of a baby? And especially a baby like Harry? Alternative Universe, written before the HBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,212 - Reviews: 2415 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Bricks by Anakin McFly reviews
They make up the wall behind the Leaky Cauldron that leads to Diagon Alley, and this is their story... Brick POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Complete
My Little Mini Moony by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Short, cute, sweet little oneshot. Baby Ciaran cannot sleep, so, Remus talks to him until he finally nods off.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Remus L. - Complete
Welcome to Parenthood Harry by Scooterbug8515 reviews
Harry is left alone with the baby and nothing but disaster ensues. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Let's Be Friends by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Baby Harry and baby Rosie have a runin with a baby Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2005
Muggle Day Care by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Lily, tired of everyone else messing things up, has decided Harry is safer in the care of trained professionals.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2005
Little Miracles by potterfan226 reviews
-ONE SHOT - Harry and Ginny are happily married. And they are just minutes away from receiving the best gift any couple could ask for; a baby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
What Really Caused Voldemort's Downfall by twilightzoners reviews
Rumors have been circulating about how Baby Harry led to the downfall of Voldemort. But now, at long last, we have the truth. Very funny. One shot. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2005 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Playground by The Werewolf Mage reviews
James and Sirius take baby Harry to a Muggle playground.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/20/2005
Tiny Toddles by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Baby Harry's first steps. Awwwww.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/13/2005
The Godfather by blacksmoon reviews
Sirius has to baby-sit little Harry for one evening. ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Sirius B., Harry P.
We're insane, aren't we? by The Werewolf Mage reviews
It's the Marauders, being stupid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 1/6/2005
Note Passing Can Be Fun by The Werewolf Mage reviews
The Marauders and a few friends of my own invention are bored during all their classes and decide to pass notes. Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 24,578 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/17/2005 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Complete
Electrocution by Anakin McFly reviews
An educational story about electricity and why it is fatal to Teletubbies.
Teletubbies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Baby by Prongslette reviews
[ON PAUSE] A woman shows up at Harry and Hermione's doorstep asking them to protect her child. There's only one discreet way to do this: Tell the public the baby's theirs... (HHr)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,728 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Mall Madness by The Werewolf Mage reviews
MWPP go to a Muggle mall. Remus flashes a security camera, James falls in the penny fountain, Sirius goes into Victoria's Secret, among other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2004
Death of the Stupid, Oversized Colourful Aliens by Anakin McFly reviews
The Teletubbies meet their end, one by one...
Teletubbies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Complete
My Little Green Eyed MonsterAKA My Godson by remmie reviews
AU- Lily and James visit James' aunt, Leaving 5 Year old Harry with Sirius and Remus. chaos follows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Call It 'Mother's Intuition' by Soleil Fonce reviews
Short oneshot. Dialogue-only. Harry and Draco go baby shopping. Draco decides their baby needs a… bigger, more expensive toy. HxD. Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Hope by Antosha reviews
Lily rocks baby Harry safely to sleep, while danger lurks outside...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Lily Evans P., Harry P.
Elvin Treasures by TornFairyWings reviews
Harry and Hermione are paired for a class project to take care of a baby elf. Why cant they see the love they are desprately trying to hide?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Bubble Crash! by AngelofSoul reviews
Snape gets to baby-sit, Sirius and Remus are in Japan, and baby Harry makes a little stinky... :) Oh the fun of baby fics. :) heeheehee...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 6/22/2004
Little Seeker by lady patronus reviews
Just a [very] short one shot of James taking care of Harry as a baby before he dies... little fluffy, but not overly so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2004 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Three Gryffindors and A Baby by Celeste reviews
An accident in Potions-where else?-turns Snape into an infant. Dumbledore in his glorious wisdom, and because it makes a nice plot, leaves him in the care of Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Double Bluff by neopyro reviews
Harry's death is faked, and Harry is sent to live wuth Sirius when he is still a baby. Voldemort turns his sights to the Longbottoms, crowning Neville the orphaned boy who lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Dude, Where's My DeLorean? by Anakin McFly reviews
The cast were off on holiday... So two dudes took their places.
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/23/2002 - Complete
Somefink Under the Bed is Drooling by Anakin McFly reviews
Just as the title says...
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2002 - Complete
Godspeed by IluvMM reviews
A Lilly and Baby Harry fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2002
All In the Family by The Unicorn Whisperer reviews
A prequel to The Flu, Lily and James have left for a romantic vacation, and who's going to watch little Harry? Sirius, of course! What happens when Sirius realizes what a 'chick magnet' the baby is? Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2001
I Love You Too, Mum... by Someone the First reviews
A PWP, really short story about Lily saying "baby bye bye bye" to Harry... Though not in that same sense...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/20/2000
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