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My name is John Jerker.

There isn't much to say about me, I have written 15 best sellers over the past two years. I find deep inspiration from a good toak of marijuana, when I have writers block I find a good snort of ketamine gets the pages flowing. My sex life is very successful I find myself bedding another women by the second I lost my virginity at 12 years old and my cock was a shameful 10 inchs at the time (it is now 15 1/2 inchs) I am considered by many to be the best writer in the universe. I try to be modest but I find this fact to be very factual and true because when I see my work it is better then the art of Picasso and also i love to jerk my cock sumtimes n stuff cuz i am raw n burn dust n erytin nawww mean?

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HALL OF FAME

1. Internet Hoe by Ergonomic crab- One of der gratest wurks of fanfiction eva mad. It gav me a mad boner. I HIGHLY RECMUND DIS MASTAPIECE!

2. The Guns of Holy War by Archaic minister- It r purtty gud cuz it features urz truly.

3. SAW by Mr.Dump- A great parody of da hurror movi saw it r grand an relly funy!