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Joined 05-06-05, id: 808994, Profile Updated: 05-26-13
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokémon, Batman the Animated Series, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

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My name is John Jerker.

There isn't much to say about me, I have written 15 best sellers over the past two years. I find deep inspiration from a good toak of marijuana, when I have writers block I find a good snort of ketamine gets the pages flowing. My sex life is very successful I find myself bedding another women by the second I lost my virginity at 12 years old and my cock was a shameful 10 inchs at the time (it is now 15 1/2 inchs) I am considered by many to be the best writer in the universe. I try to be modest but I find this fact to be very factual and true because when I see my work it is better then the art of Picasso and also i love to jerk my cock sumtimes n stuff cuz i am raw n burn dust n erytin nawww mean?

check out ma fanfics an review an stuff.

HALL OF FAME

1. Internet Hoe by Ergonomic crab- One of der gratest wurks of fanfiction eva mad. It gav me a mad boner. I HIGHLY RECMUND DIS MASTAPIECE!

2. The Guns of Holy War by Archaic minister- It r purtty gud cuz it features urz truly.

3. SAW by Mr.Dump- A great parody of da hurror movi saw it r grand an relly funy!

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Saved by My Rival by Shaunatheboss reviews
Eggman finds Sonic lost and injured in the snow. But what happens next? Read on to find out! Rated M to be safe.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,465 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Sonic, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman
The Bond Between Enemies by LovesAnimations1998 reviews
Sonic and Eggman have been enemies for a long time but can they be friends? There may be certain occasions where the doctor does care for Sonic but he doesn't show it. There may be times where they can get along. This is a mixture of a few short stories when at times, they really can cooperate with one another.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,167 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Sonic, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman
Disruption by SleepDeprivedFemale reviews
"Now to answer your question hedgehog I want many things...So what I want from you is simple; do what I say and you keep living." [DISCONTINUED/UP FOR ADOPTION]
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,092 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Sonic, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman
Bummer may Hell by cornwallace reviews
Excuse me?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Fang/Nack - Complete
Halflife Fulllife Consequences: Free Man by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman has to make the ultamate choose to save humens and Henry Freeman
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Heaven is for Queers by I Eat Teh Pussy reviews
SpongeBob and Patrick die after paying Squidward a visit one night. How will they ever get back home? Chapter 1 up, please read and review. I'll return the favor.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2009
SAW by Mr.Dump reviews
A reanactmeant on the famous movie Saw....enoy.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Sonic, Amy
The Poem Sonics last words by dr. hump reviews
a poem sonic wrote before he died
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Sonic - Complete
The Ring by dr. hump reviews
The move ring, in a differnt format, much gore, not really in first chapter but it starts to unfold in the second! read and enjoy...thanks
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Shadow, Sonic
Soni's worst nightmare by dr. hump reviews
this story will scare ur pants off
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Sonic, Shadow
the diet by dr. hump reviews
sonics is over weight with other problems, will he ever lose it?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Amy, Sonic
the underware crus by dr. hump reviews
the curs of the wrong underware, will the underware get between amy & sonic?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
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The Fires of Hell reviews
"I was walking among the fires of Hell, delighted with the enjoyments of Genius; which to Angels look like torment and insanity."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Azulon, Ozai
Harry Potter and the Wizard Wars reviews
Each house of wizards goes into conflict with one other and Harry Potter is caught in the middle of it all!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Problem reviews
No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. Bruce learns this the hard way.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Alfred P., Bruce W., Timothy D.
The Compromise reviews
Misty, May, and Dawn have settled on an agreement over Ash.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Ghetto Earth reviews
AU Join Sonic and his pals on a wacky, laughter-inducing journey across a filthy world.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,133 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Amy, Sonic - Complete
Sonic: Vigilante Justice reviews
In a world where corruption is rampant, Sonic must take justice into his own hands...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Sonic, Amy
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