Seven years is a long time. Especially when you have to do it twice. You know what you have to do and you think you know how you'll do it, so what can you do in the meantime? Live up your family legacy of course. It's time for a changing of the guard; the Marauders time is over, now it's time for Potter Club to step up

Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.

Harry Potter had few pleasures growing up with the Dursleys. Books on Fantasy & Sci-Fi and video games were some of them, a secret he kept well hidden. Some time ago, he woke up and found himself able to live life like a video game. Harry couldn't make heads or tails of it but now decides to make the most it. The Gamer is coming to Hogwarts! Gamer, Witcher and D&D elements!

Their fifth year was supposed to be a time for academia and normalcy, especially after the Tri Wizard Tournament. Too bad new and old villains don't respect boundaries and old habits die hard. The sequel to Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum.

What if Lucy Gray Barid lived until the reaping of the 75th Hunger Games and volunteered in Katniss's place? Written in Snow's POV. Inspired by HungerGamesHeadcanons work titled "I Volunteer!"

After his fight with Diluc, a rattled Kaeya has a chat with a Statue of the Seven.

Harry won the war. It's months afterwards and unexpectedly, he's literally picked up off the face of the world and shoved into another. One where Harry Potter died a long time ago. Where the Potter family's still fighting a war against a Dark Lord that's ruling the world one muggle murder at a time. They say he's their only hope. Harry doesn't really want in.

Harry actually decides to use his lucky potion to defeat Voldemort

Cana's bar tab has finally hit the point where she is no longer allowed to purchase any alcohol until her 15,000,000 is paid off. No one is willing to go with her on missions besides some unsuspecting rookie. Destined to become the greatest team ever known, yet formed off one member's unsavory drinking habits.

Reborn as the twin brother to Peter Quill, Nathan goes his own way because, as awesome as the Marvel universe is, he wants to live his second chance to the fullest. He doesn't really have a plan, to be honest, but he knows where to start. [Rated M for language and violence. Citrus is undecided.] [Image by usr: 431101134]

The Cube sparked again -for the room to shake. It continued to spark more, bigger each time - to which a beam of energy was suddenly brought forth and -an explosion... Once visual returned, it was only for Fury to tense further as he took in the unknowns now of the platform. A dark haired kid complete with a bloodied sword in hand. And the brightest tropical bird flying overhead.

All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.

Aizawa's trip to the park starts with stopping a bully and ends with a small child following him around everywhere like his very own imprinted duckling. He knew he should've just stayed home. [One-shot]

Following the death of sixteen-year-old Harry at the hands of Voldemort, the Order of the Phoenix get desperate and decide to summon a Chosen One from another dimension. When nobody appears, they believe they failed, and try again. But, they didn't. As they repeated the ritual, more and more Harrys landed right outside Headquarters, one more confused than the other.

Crack-Fic! Stoner!Harry Idiot!Ron: Harry finds an alternative method to deal with personal loss! Starts out as Harmony, will become Harem! Will contain mild inter-harem Fem!Slash! This is silly nonsense, you've been warned! Unbetaed! Raw! and Uncensored!

Mason Pines is sent to Gravity Falls, Oregon, after his parents get too fed up with his constant brawling. His twin sister, Mabel, tags along. There's a lot going on in the Falls, though, and Mason may find that fists aren't that effective against some things. Doesn't mean he'll stop fighting.

In which a girl dies, discovers that life is really just a simulation, and starts a new life in a universe that should only exist in fiction. (si/oc with video game inspired powers based off "Bite-Sized For Convenience" by Hyliian from their chapter 23-25)

When Percy visits the Oracle, she gives him the Great Prophecy instead of the lightning bolt one. At tale of how Percy faces his destiny when he knows from the beginning what is to come.

When Loki fell from the Bifrost he was expecting the cool embrace of oblivion, not to become a spirit and then be ripped apart and forced into the mind of a six-year-old named Harry Potter. With no physical form, he must keep the boy alive if he seeks to keep existing, and everyone knows that the best way to ensure continued survival is to simply become greater than everyone else.

What if the Dementor attack in 5th year had ended with Harry losing? What if someone had stepped in to save him? And what if Harry ended up in the past with a chance to be more than he ever was before? A story about a forcibly time travelled Harry and its consequences... Manipulative Dumbledore, 'Slytherin!Harry', Time Travel!

Not a lot of things could affect Harry's mundane life in the house of his abusive relatives. But then, you don't need extraordinary things to obtain extraordinary results. A seemingly simple step pitched his life into a direction no one had ever expected. Harry Potter, the Jack of all trades and Master of Misdirection. Intelligent! Harry.

In the battle against Kronos Percy the thrown back in time to 1994. Unable to even step foot in America as not risk damaging time itself he is exiled to UK, but all is not lost as he finds a world to hide away in, a world to live in. A world of magic. The wizarding world won't know what hit it.

Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.

Daphne Greengrass has a physical abnormality that makes her the target of abuse in the magical world. Dealing with it is hard...until somebody who knows what she's going through helps her. AU

Harry's leisurely life as Britain's celebrated hero is upended when his best friend helps him realize he has lost sight of what's truly important. Armed with harebrained plans and driven by manly dreams, they set out for Central Europe in search of the legendary harpy queen. Sequel to Weeb.

What happens when Mabel wakes up one morning to find herself face to face with an identical clone of herself... and the copier hasn't been used at all? Utter confusion. Now, Mabel and the Mystery Shack team have to figure out how the clone got here, what she really wants, and most importantly of all, if Gravity Falls can withstand two Mabels at once...

Bakugo founds a hero agency that specializes in those with "villainous" quirks. They acquire a unique nickname.

After Loki's defeat and his fall from the portal, Tony starts preaching about a murderous purple titan out to get them in the depths of space. Wait. What? On the other side of the universe Nebula loses her cool approximately two seconds after laying eyes on Thanos and finds herself on a wild chase through the galaxy. Now, where exactly was that pathetic piece of rock Terra again?

"I've just had the worst day,", said Daphne, sitting by Harry's side. Harry kept eating slowly, and Hermione looked from one to another as Ron spluttered. Both were ignored summarily by the other two.

The movement to take back the Falls goes horribly wrong, and everyone has to suffer for it. And as Weirdmageddon spreads beyond Gravity Falls, Dipper, Mabel and a few other unfortunates have to face up to the awful reality of spending the rest of their lives as pawns in Bill Cipher's newest games.

After Voldemort's defeat, Harry decides to start over in a new world to find peace. However, the world will not grant him this request as the Earth needs its heroes more than ever and Harry has to answer the call. Monsters, Spies, along with costume heroes will grant him the family he has long search for. If the world doesn't destroy him first. HP/WM (God-Like HP)

After being invited to a mysterious tournament, Ash must now use everything he's learned to survive. The war is on the brink, all chaos is about to break loose. Will Ash, Mew and friends be able to survive or will they become casualties? WARNING: This is the third and final arc of the first book. It is highly recommended you read the first two arcs before coming into this one.

After winning the war and defeating the Dark Lord, Harry thought he was finished being fate's chewtoy. He wakes up 14 again and has yet another date with the triwizard tournament. Now he's stuck in a time loop, trading his sanity for amusement, and the universe will never be the same. Includes: sex, violence, swearing, lunacy, bashing, and probably some silly tropes as well.

If Harry Potter thinks that he gets a chance to go hilariously bonkers and not take Luna Lovegood with him, he's got Another Thing Comin! Cue Judas Priest guitar riff!

One-shots of moments where a scene goes different. Expect everything ...slapstick, cursing, violence, sexual innuendo, tragedy, etc. etc. Anything may happen to any character. Not just canon events, assorted fanfics are honored, ridiculed, homaged. Also with sequels. Not just what happened, but what happened later.*-*RETIRED*-* for more goto Son-Of-

Harry grows up watching anime and fantasizing about having superpowers. When his Hogwarts letter arrives, he jumps at the chance to live the life of a harem protagonist. Not a harem fic. Timeline moved forward to modern day.

Harry runs into the Ice Queen of Slytherin during a late night trip to the kitchens.

On the day of the arrival, Keith is forced to watch as a mysterious monster slaughters first Shiro, and then his classmates from the Garrison one by one. It kills him too, but not before he manages to wound it grievously. And then he wakes up back in bed that morning, alive and unharmed. aka Keith is stuck in a time-loop and every time he dies, the day resets.

Percy Jackson, ordinary, unassuming, grandson to the most powerful Dark Wizard that ever lived! Follow Percy as he attends Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy, where alliances will be made, relationships developed, and familial ties are revealed.

Pokémon, a fictional race in a fictional world. We watch television shows and movies, collect cards, play videogames, and now go around the world to catch them on our phones. But what would happen, if one day we all woke up to find that pokémon, were real?

What if – instead of Natsu bringing Lucy into Fairy Tail, it's the other way around? This is the story of a Fairy Tail celestial mage who stumbles across a red burning key…one that summons a celestial fire dragon. Nalu pairing. It will be a slow burn romance with eventual fiery lemons. ;D

Professor Quirrell needs to find a Troll for that third floor corridor the Headmaster is setting up. Unfortunately, he's running out of time. No one will notice if he uses an Ogre instead, right?

Harry Potter is in love for the first time. Daphne Greengrass is obsessed with a new mystery. Fleur Delacour is fascinated by her protector. Nymphadora Tonks hates her new co-worker. And everyone else is plain confused. A Consultant Auror, a Mercenary for Hire, and the Boy-who-lived walk into a game. Only one person walks out. A Multiple Personalities Fiction.

Nagini resigned herself long ago to life as a snake. She never dreamed that she would have the chance to walk again - until she met a most unusual wizard.

Harry Potter was a hero. Is still one too. When everyone wishes for a hero to come save them, someone has to help, and Harry is the man to do it. Facing an immortal life of fixing everyone else's problems, is it any wonder that he's long since stopped being so serious?

Lance doesn't know how long he's been a slave in the mines except that it's been a long, long time. He knows pain though. And death. And silence. But most of all he knows despair. It's a suffocating darkness that seeks to snuff out his last dying ember of hope. But his is not a spark so easily extinguished. He just needs something to rekindle it. And now that something has arrived.

CRACK FIC. Everyone knows you don't eat stuff you find lying on the floor, especially in an alleyway in the street. Except for young Harry Potter, apparently. Those six shiny colourful hard candies did look delicious...

With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.

In order to convince Qibli into accepting his offer to be an animus, Darkstalker knows that he needs Qibli to trust him. To ensure that, he enchants a torch to reveal his own lies. How might have things changed if Qibli knew that Darkstalker was being honest?

Death Eaters kidnap Cedric Diggory, the Triwizard Champion, to bring about the resurrection of their Dark Lord. Unfortunately, someone else has a different plan... Companion story to "Inside Woman"

A chance meeting and Albus and Gellert would become inseparable friends, until the death of Albus' sister. But what if Ariana had survived? Almost a century later, a boy named Harry Potter would survive the Killing Curse, finally bringing an end to Grindelwald's war. Now, as he finds a place for himself at Hogwarts, there are signs that suggest that the war might not truly be over.

The Mad Titan gathered the Infinity Stones to right the grievous wrongs he perceived in the universe and thus bring balance to it. Balance he received, but not in a way he could have predicted. MoD!Harry, Unhinged!Harry

("Is Your Great-Aunt an AI!" sequel) GLaDOS has learned how to do magic, and is going to be teaching at Hogwarts. And it's just as well, for a plot is afoot to cause trouble at Hogwarts. Can a genius, if insane, computer and her great-nephew Harry stop things from spiralling out of control? Or will the beast of the Chamber of Secrets thwart even GLaDOS and Harry?

AU Orphan twins fic. Stan realizes he's legally a foster home, and ends up taking in two broken kids by the name of Dipper and Mabel. It SHOULD be easy, but the fact that they're twins, a fiercely protective brother and traumatized sister, and can't seem to tear themselves apart makes things difficult. Not to mention the nightmares, lack of trust, and something off about the boy...

Trapped in a sealed room with Daphne Greengrass and no wands Harry finds out her Ice Queen persona is just camouflage. But how will they escape and exact revenge on Draco Malfoy?

In a world in which Harry's spoiled brat of a brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry feels no obligation to be heroic. Crackfic. Oneshot. Parody of Wrong Boy-Who-Lived fics.

'The thing is...I'm no Anne Frank.' Harry finds a diary and isn't really interested in writing in it. Meanwhile, Tom Riddle is desperate for a host. That makes for a terrible combination. One-shot. Funny!AU

The Prophecy has a pretty obvious loophole. At least, one that Dumbledore wouldn't approve of.

Wielding a power never seen before Harry Potter must struggle through a world he does not understand and deal with opposition on all fronts. Will he and the few friends he has be able to make it through?

The Nine Realms are at peace, the Camps are enjoying freedom, and the Avengers have settled down—all seems well. But an imposter sits on Asgard's throne and something lurks in the shadows of the universe while primordial beings stir. The Norns cackle, the Fates furiously spin yarn, and the Parcae chant: The end is nigh. And Thanos is just the tip of the iceberg.

Zombies have invaded not only Gravity Falls, but most of the world. Dipper and Mabel must survive... but with the only way in and out of Gravity Falls blocked. Their parents not answering... they hole themselves up in Dusk til Dawn, where they encounter an old friend. They stay, until even the only fenced in area is no longer safe. Will they survive? Or become infected. Find out.

Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.

Lance breaks down after a mission, not knowing that his comm was on. The rest of the team overhears.

Over the summer, Harry read "The Communist Manifesto". Now, he returns to Hogwarts a changed person.

When planning the next escape attempt from the Boiling Rock, Sokka encounters another prisoner with pink hair who may hold the keys to saving the world. However, would releasing this person help or destroy Aang?

Harry has been through a lot yet there are some perks to being as gifted as he is. So he's not going to just sit back and let the world shit on him. He's going to best the absolute best. First few chapters are hard to read. Get past those and I promise it gets better. Also, I know the beginning sounds very cliche. It's explained later so try to stick with it. M for bad stuff

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

People who are born with two souls in their body are rare. But since when did Harry and Percy obey the rules? Follow them as they try to survive after their brother was mistaken for being the Boy-Who-Lived. AU. Wrong BWL

Life's a lot easier when no one knows you and your only worry is whether or not people in each world speak the same languages you do. Harry can attest to it; he's been jumping for years. He knows how to keep his head down and not get invested. On hindsight, with his track record, Harry supposed it was only a matter of time until he did exactly that.

Harry Potter wakes at Camp Half-Blood. Percy Jackson wakes at Hogwarts. Neither know who they are, where they are, or where they come from, but when the line between demigod and wizard blurs, and a sinister prophecy arises, Harry and Percy must work with their new friends to quell a rising threat before it's too late... [IC AT]

Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.

A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.

In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.

Six years after the attack by Acnologia, a catastrophic event leads the entire island of Tenroujima and everyone on it to be flung headfirst into another world. A world with different people, different magic and different threats. What happens when Dragon Slayers meet with the Boy Who Lived? Pairings mostly, but not entirely, the same as canon. DISCONTINUED

Percy is given the gift of the Gamer turning his life into a video game with levels, dungeons and skill points. Now Percy, armed with this amazing ability, sets out to prove himself to the world of the gods and humans by becoming the best at he can be and fulfilling his destiny. And eventually maybe even find love. Swearing, OP Percy, oh and REVIEWS!

An AU in which Pacifica is literally dragged into Grunkle Stan's revenge trip...as punishment from her parents for her rebellious behavior in NMM. But perhaps a certain boy who helped Pacifica see a different side of herself might make the road trip worthwhile?

Dudley's training makes a difference.

Petunia sends a baby Harry to her aunt, living in America, Caroline Evans. Some years later, Caroline becomes GLaDOS, and only Harry stops her from her rampage. Now, Harry is eleven, and he's heading to Hogwarts. Of course, with an amoral scientist/computer for a great-aunt and a mute big sister, the question is not whether he is ready for Hogwarts. Is Hogwarts ready for him?

Lance makes handmade presents for the team. Too bad nobody realizes that it's him

After four years, the Pines twins are finally allowed back to Gravity Falls. Now, Dipper Pines must deal with the two things that no Journal could ever prepare him for: girls and growing up. To face these trials, he must learn to conquer his fears, tackle his inner demons, and get in the habit of showering regularly. That last one should not be an issue though. That's just gross.

Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!

After the defeat of Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter finds himself being even more famous than he was before. Returning to Hogwarts for the finally time, there doesn't seem to be an end to the amount of beautiful girls who want to physically thank him. This is an Adult alternative-timeline Book 8, filled what-ifs and hook-ups. Strong sexual content and language.

The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.

Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.

Hermione is home for an Easter barbecue that her parents are hosting. She's brought her boyfriend and is thoroughly regretting that decision. She calls a dear friend to help with the damage control.

A series of Oneshots that have been requested by my readers. Based on the DP Trilogy.

After finding a torn comic in the trash when told to clean Dudley's room, four year old Harry Potter puts it together with some odd things that have happened around him, and concludes that he's the Avatar. - Not a crossover so much as a fic in which Harry Potter is convinced that 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' is a historical documentary.

Harry Potter is in his fourth year at Hogwarts School of Cakecraft and Piezardry and a very exciting event is happening at his school.

Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.

The death of their friend has left scars on everyone. While Harry's friends pull together as a group, the young man responsible for bringing them together has descended into darkness and begins following a path that he had thought he'd left behind. Sequel to Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin.

Centuries after WW3, Harry Potter comes out of stasis in Panem. Reviewed and edited in 2024

Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.

It all started with the grim. Now it seems like every time he turns around, Ford finds yet another death omen hanging around his brother. Seriously, what exactly is going on with his brother that death constantly seems to follow his footsteps? A 5 1 fic of the death omens that adopted Stan based on the JOML AU by notllorstel and augmented by thesnadger and impishnature on Tumblr.

After defeating Bill, Stan manages to get his hands on a time wish. Infinite pizza was a pretty good wish but he thinks he's got one better. 1982, Gravity Falls, moments before reuniting with his unraveling brother. Fixing things won't be easy but neither was teaching himself how to save Ford. This time things were going to be different. This time that portal was going down.

The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.

Harry only wanted to get the greasiest burger he could find and relax for a few hours. He had just got off his latest assignment, so he had earned at least that much of a break, right? Wrong. Death was a slave driver. Master of Death? Most misleading title ever created.

Dipper had always felt like the black sheep in the Pine's family. He always felt like they would get along just fine without him - even Mabel, with enough time. Closing his eyes had never felt like such a reprieve from all of it.

Sometimes, all it takes to rise to greatness is a helping hand and the incentive to survive. Thrust between giants Harry has no choice but become one himself if he wants to keep on breathing. He might've found a way, but life's never that easy. Clock's ticking, Harry. Learn fast now.

So I've seen a lot of different out takes on what would happen when Percy picks up Thor's Hammer, which if you're a Norse or Marvel fan or whatever, know that only the worthy could do that. Anyways, let's just pretend that Percy knew the Avengers beforehand? One-shot.

Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP

After an international tribunal condemns nineteen-year-old Light Yagami to death, the Kira Task Force must come to terms with the fallout of the case...and with Light's surprising last request. (major character death)

At seven, Harry stumbles out of the car crash that killed his uncle despite the fact he should be dead. It is at this moment that he discovers that, unless a very specific weapon is used, he cannot suffer injury, he cannot feel pain, and he cannot die. Harry proceeds to abuse the hell out of this. A lot. Black comedy, dark, some bloody scenes, Harry/Ginny eventually

Rated high T for character death, blood, etc. Rating may go up, triggers will be posted in authors notes. It started as a normal day in Danville; until they invaded. Separated from each other in a series of bombings, our favorite characters must overcome their injuries and join together to fight for their city, each other, and those that they have lost.

Lil' Dipper is adamant about getting his twin sister a birthday present. Of course, being only eight years old has its downsides...one-shot.

For 35 seconds the weight of the world was literally on her shoulders. Mabel makes her choice, but it soon go horribly wrong. Tricked into making a deal Mabel is given the chance to try again and quickly learns there is no right choice. Caught in a no-win situation with two bleak timelines in play and all of reality in jeopardy, she's once again left with an impossible decision.

What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry

Summer is a time of adventure and mystery, especially for those in Gravity Falls. But the summer flu is not merciful, and the Pines twins are struck down with leaking noses and nauseous stomachs. But they don't have to suffer alone. Grunkle Stan intends to be by their side the whole time.

When a young green-eyed wizard and a minimally older brown-eyed witch, the best of friends for years, discover their mutual fondness for one particular armchair in front of one particular fireplace, it can inevitably mean one thing and one thing only: War. And then also – eventually, potentially – something else. Maybe. But first it's definitely war.

In the last battle with Kronos, the titan attacks Percy with the remain of the thrones of the gods. Percy now infused with a fraction of the Olympians fights Kronos and the curse that is then placed on him. He now fights primordials and gods and even meets a robotic spider named Kim. SO READ! AND REVIEW!

A young Harry Potter, abandoned on the streets, is taken in by a man with a mysterious motive. When his new muggle tattoo suddenly animates, he is soon learning forbidden magic and planning to infiltrate the wizarding world on behalf of the "ordinary" people. But nothing is ever that black and white. (Runes, Blood Magic, Parseltongue, Slytherin!Harry) (SEE NOTE 1st Chapter)

Light Yagami, aka Kira, always had Ryuk the Shinigami by his side. But what if Light had someone else watching over him?

No relation to any Fifty Shades crap! Pacifica goes in to the woods to try and clear her head about her emotional problems when she meets an old gypsy woman who sells her a potion to deal with them. And now there's five different versions of Pacifica running around. Who could they possibly turn to for help? Why Dipper Pines of course. Dipcifica. picture taken WITH permission

Following the events of Not What He Seems, Dipper has lost all faith not only with Grunkle Stan but Mabel as well. Now with the fate of the world at stake, Dipper knows that he can't do it alone. But if he can't trust family, then who can he trust? This one-shot is my prediction for how the next episode will play out, it is in no way connected with my other Gravity Falls stories.

Or, five times Percy picks up Thor's hammer without the team seeing and one time they do. One-shot.

Post Avengers/ Sequel to Cognosco. Tony just wanted to one-up his buddy Loki. He never thought his experimentation on teleportation would pull some boy from a different universe into his lab basement. Harry's "first" day there is plain horrible: a botched CPR, parachuting without a parachute, and then his wand breaks. Merlin, he was only a researcher! Ch20: Push and Pull

"Haven't you wondered if there's more to the world then a backwards, prejudiced society?" When Harry asks Astoria Greengrass this question in a fit of temper after he's forced to compete in the tournament, he wasn't expecting her answer - or that he'd go along with her decision to run away with him and see the world. Can two different people find happiness? HarryxAstoria

Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)

It's 1991, and eight newly Sorted wizards and witches are about to start their first night in House Hufflepuff. There'll be singing and camaraderie and macaroons and only a little bit of screaming. Arguably AU.

Loki's in for it now. Odin has had enough and has banished him to Earth to relearn some lessons. Too bad he hadn't paid attention to where Loki ended up. Now Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, has to deal with memories that aren't his own while he gets his revenge on those who sought to use him as a weapon. Can Harry regain what he lost, or will his past self take control first?

One year ends and another begins. During this year, Harry Potter studies under Nicolas Flamel, is forced to deal with a Vampire Princess, and learns there is yet another danger lurking within the walls of Hogwarts, one that's been around since the time of the Founders. What's a poor student with perfect memory to do? Sequel to Gift of Memories. Warning: Character Death!

Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.

Who can walk away from a title like 'The Master of Death?

As Voldemort cast his last Killing Curse, something goes dramatically wrong. Now, the world is filled with Shades and Nightmare with the continuous full moon as their witness. Harry grow up with the self-appointed task to make the world right again, despite being outnumbered by Voldemort's remains, stacked bad luck and human nature at its worst.

Lisanna has been sucked away to Edolas and not knowing what to do writes a series of letters to Natsu, asking if he'll come for her, but when her wish comes true what will happen next?

Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.

Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny

The memory of Tom Riddle gestured dramatically at the unconscious Ginger by his feet. "It's pointless to try to save her, you know. I'm stealing her magi-" "Don't care." "...What?" "Nope, she stole my favorite quill last week. She can fend for herself." Crack. No pairings.

Oneshots dedicated the childhood of Harry, showing how he grew up to become the Dark Prince. Based on the DP Trilogy.

Harry's pretty unsatisfied with the way his life turned out. With only a sense of duty propelling him forward, it seems just another mundane day for Harry, until circumstances give him a second chance, to redo everything, marauder style. AU.

One-shot. Harry suspects the Second Task will involve hostages, but he still can't find a way to breathe underwater. In his desperation, what other options might he devise?

Oneshots dedicated to the relationship of Harry and Ginny. Based on the DP Trilogy.

Gabrielle Delacour makes a spontaneous decision that changes her entire life. Unfortunately, the consequences are permanent. - Set during and after fourth year

A mini-fic to expand on the storyline of the same titled oneshot. Harry comes back to his parents at the age of ten, but can he really forget his past and live his life? Will his 'Father' let him? Based on my Dark Prince Trilogy.

AU after the last chapter of DH. Harry gets pulled into another universe to deal with the problem of Voldemort there. But that is not the worst thing that could happen. Mostly gen, with Snape mentoring Harry. COMPLETE.

"Someone unattainable, then?" she deduces; her mind is like a diamond, all glinting brilliance and sharp edges. "Not the Weasley girl?" He laughs uncomfortably. "In another life, perhaps." Harry, Daphne, and the difference between what is fated and what simply is.

Additional Hogwarts School Rules 1991-1998

When Vernon Dursley tries to pass his baby nephew onto Aperture where he works he ends up a victim of GLaDOS when she activates but Harry survives and when GLaDOS senses his magic he is about to join a very unusual family. So when he goes to Hogwarts years later how will things change with him being raised by a mental AI and a loving but quiet woman.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

Harry Potter AU. Hogwarts never existed. Harry dreamed Hogwarts because the truth hurt.

Eidetic Memory, the ability to remember everything you have ever done, seen, smelled, tasted, and touched. To some it is a gift, to others a curse. For Harry Potter, it's both.

Harry dies killing Voldemort,and is given the chance to go to a world where his parents are still alive.See how he handles all that life throws at him.HaremSisterIncest Powerful/Harry NevilleBWL

An avid fanfiction reader falls into the Harry Potter Universe just before the Triwizard Tournament, and has to come to terms with what he's lost, take advantage of what he's gained, and figure out how to deal with the truths he's hiding. Complete! Detailed rune magic, witty banter...not your usual SI, so give it a shot! See my author page for more info.

Light Yagami was a bright little child, solving cases for his father from a young age and maintaining A grades in both of his schools. One day, he solves a case he wasn't supposed to; one of L's cases. When L and Watari catch on to his identity, they petition to send him to Wammy's house, with hilarious consequences. Rated T for future chapters.

When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

Thestrals can go a lot more places than just wherever you need to go. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort is more than aware of this, and doesn't want to deal with Harry Potter anymore.

The probability of Harry Potter living a completely normal life was low, but that was okay. Normality is over-rated and boring anyway. He's managed to do some pretty interesting things with his life since the war. Don't own, not canon compliant.

Post-Avengers. Still struggling with internal issues, Loki returns to Midgard as part of a delegation to discuss reparations for his invasion of Earth and to collaborate with the Avengers and SHIELD in rediscovering the technology behind the Bifrost. Concurrently a terrorist organization seeks the bridge…and the man who goes by Odinson. Ch22: Hands of Prometheus and Epilogue: Salvo

Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.

On the night before the first task. Harry seeks help from Dumbledore, only to be rejected. His mind trying to comprehend all the things that have happened to him in 14 yrs is to much to take. His mind snaps. What occurs afterwards is madness Pairing: Harry/Hermione/Luna

Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.

The town abandoned and left to fall to ruin, subject of many a horror story. Wendy returns to Gravity Falls, in order to pay respects to those long since passed.

Time travelling, in Harry's opinion, was a lot like being pushed down the stairs in a towel; painful, unexpected and you inevitably end up naked in the end

Okay, this one borders a bit on the "Crack-fic" side of things, but give it a chance. We've all seen the stories where Harry and or some others go back in time to "Put Things Right", we've also seen them miss their mark and end up alongside the Marauders or the Founders. So what happens when Harry, Hermione and Luna miss their mark in a BIG way?

Oneshot. What if Natsu had come with the Strauss siblings on that S-class quest? What if Lisanna hadn't been killed by the Beast two years ago? How might her relationship with Natsu have grown between then and now?

Voldemort didn't wait after his rebirth in the graveyard to begin a war and without any warning the wizarding world is caught up in something it isn't prepared for. Follow Harry as he prepares for the biggest fight of his life. Very AU. No pairings yet.

Harry is in the Department of Mysteries, when he stops to ask Bellatrix a question. Why? The answers given reveal the mind of a tortured woman, and a plot is hatched.

Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.

COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.

Dumbledore had been correct. Love was the greatest weapon. It had set him free after all. Oneshot. Darkish.

Trapped within the depths of the Department of Mysteries, Harry is entangled in a desperate, violent battle against both the Death Eaters and a horrifying creation of the Unspeakables, with time itself left as his only weapon.

It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!

When you have a problem, who do you ask advice for? Usually, people go for their siblings. And Juvia Loxar and Percy Jackson are two of those people.

A plague has swept across Britain, wiping out the Muggle population. Ignorant of his heritage and the magical world, a ten year-old Harry Potter is left to fend for himself against two factions, each plotting and conspiring to find him before the other.

Sirius is Harry's dad. But there is a completely reasonable and logical explantion including how Harry's mother didn't cheat, Lily isn't his mom but actually is, and Dumbledore is quite senile. Crack Fic. Humor. I Do Not Own Harry Potter.

Five minutes pass before the neighbors decide to call triple nine; another ten before the fire-engine arrives. The Dursleys were dead long before that. Psychopath!Intelligent!Harry.

COMPLETE. When Harry is called to Gringotts Bank to meet with the goblin Boneclaw regarding financial matters, things go unexpectedly. Harry is furious. Will Boneclaw come to regret his actions? Goblin bashing. AU after OotP. Oneshot.

What would you do if the only way to save the person you loved was to sacrifice everything else that you held dear? DH-Epilogue compliant, sort of. Some HP/GW and RW/Hr, but ultimately, epically, HP/Hr.

A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.

What happens when a botched ritual switches a Harry from an evil mirror universe with our hero? Will the world survive? Post OotP Parody/Erotic Comedy Evil!Harry/multiple partners/femmslash

Harry Potter is dissatisfied with what he finds after being sorted into Slytherin, and writes a request to the Headmaster requesting to change houses. AU, OOC, OneShot.

Harry gets a chance to see what his life would have been like if Wormtail had betrayed them fully that Halloween night. He swaps his universe for the cannon universe. Canon compliant up until the fourth book. Book Three of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU

In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.

It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

She was desperate, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

AU. Harry has a twin sister and Voldemort tries to kill her after Lily's death, causing her to become the Girl-Who-Lived. How will the Wizarding World react to having a witch as their savior?

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

What word would you use to describe Ron Weasley? Scholar? Gentleman? Friend? Yeah, I didn't think so.

Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.

Harry was born cursed, but didn't know until he fell through a portal to another world. There people have wings and hate him for his curse, but it gives him power: power to change this new world as well as his own. AU after 5th year.

Harry, bored one night and hyped by his favorite TV show, decided to cast a new spell he just found. You'd think he'd read the directions first. Dimension hopping, not quite badass Harry.

Harry wakes in a universe where he meets, Rose, his female alternate self. Taken over from SilverAegis when he discontinued it. Complete!

What happens when two fated people never meet?

Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.

When Watari sends 14 year old L to Japan to practice his Japanese language comprehension, L never anticipated that he would somehow be stuck babysitting two devil children: Light and Sayu Yagami.

Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

Abused by the Dursleys and demonised by everyone in Little Whinging, Harry finally snaps. His retaliation lands him in St. Brutus' Secure Center for Incurably Criminal Boys. Four years later, a very different Harry is introduced to the wizarding world.

Harry tries to adjust to his new life without Voldemort. But sometimes your past refuses to stay in the past. Book Two of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU

My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.

Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions

You really shouldn't read this story. I'm serious, don't do it. Bad things happen to people who ignore my warnings. Ok fine, go ahead but don't complain later. You brought this on yourself. Dark postHBP

Harry thinks up a plan to deal with those unpleasent aspects of Hogwarts life. School is in session less than hour before one man is dead and another headed for Azkaban.

Harry's summer and sixth year at hogwarts should have been perfect, the new defense professor, back to quidditch, and spending time with his new love. but darkness looms as always, and voldemort is not content to allow harry any joy, PLEASE R&R

What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG

This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.

Quick oneshot of Hufflepuff!Harry at the Triwizard Tournament. Part of the Alternate House Challenge series from Potter's Place 3.

Post HBP, The truth behind the Monster in Harry's chest and his relationship with Ginny. Darker and more vindictive Harry, but not too evil.

AU What if Harry tapped into his Slytherin side at the end of his first year? What would happen if a slightly more streetwise Harry fought Voldemort for the stone. Most likely a One Shot.

Harry lives the same day over and over again.

With the help of some secretive blue elves, Harry learns how to humiliate Malfoy and defeat the Dark Lord. M for adult themes.

Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.

Harry recieves a birthday gift that is by far the most useful thing he ever had. May become a series of one shots not connected by plot.

A strange feeling echoes in Harry's soul as the final battle rages. Short so I won't try to describe it and end up ruining it for you.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

Dumbledore interviews the new Defense instructor. Perhaps he should have asked to see some ID...

COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.

Harry Potter sat in Dumbledore’s office. It was his first year at Hogwarts and he had just been sorted into Gryffindor.“You little brat you tricked me!” the Hat yelled at him.Harry snickered, “I couldn’t let you put me in Slytherin.” Harry reasoned with i

It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...

COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.

Harry and his friends are not pleased. The war is over, and they are the victors, but at a heavy price. Now they have a chance to set things right and skew the odds in their favour. And if they can humiliate the enemy in the process, so much the better.

COMPLETE. OneShot. If you take one relatively normal savior of the world and then subconsciously put him through typical fanfiction plots in his sleep, what do you get? A very confused man in desperate need of therapy.

COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.

COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?

Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?

Post-OotP-Ch57: Harry is calculating and exerts self-restraint, Moody visits, Harry gets some history on Voldemort's timing, Neville cheers up Harry just a bit, another sabbat is upon us and Snape pokes Harry, Harry gets a wild idea.

Harry and his friends receive an unexpected visitor...

Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word

Hogwarts is home to any number of strange occurances. This one, however, is stranger than usual. Can the school survive Luna Lovegood getting together with Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter? Rated mostly for innuendo.

If you were introduced to near perfect bliss --physical, mental and emotional-- in a dream, would you try to recreate it in reality? And how would you do that when it involves the one man you can't have?

After the 1st task of the Triwizard Tournament, Ron comes to Harry to apologize. Only thing is, Harry is not feeling very forgiving. Little H/Hr