Smittened By Marauders
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Joined 05-06-05, id: 809154, Profile Updated: 11-23-15
Author has written 2 stories for Ella Enchanted, and Harry Potter.
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Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 246,136 - Reviews: 3364 - Favs: 4,459 - Follows: 4,613 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Serpent Tongue by shinigamigirl196 reviews
Hope Potter was everything Albus Dumbledore feared; a girl just as clever, just as dangerous as Tom Riddle had been. Their physical similarities and likeness blinded him to the truth. That Hope wasn't afraid of befriending a Muggleborn Gryffindor or an airy Ravenclaw or even a Slytherin with pro-grey leanings. That Hope Potter was an unpredictable pawn on his chessboard. FemHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 125,533 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 2,319 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 9/4/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Daphne G.
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,129 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 3,025 - Follows: 3,446 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Girl in the War by astridfire reviews
Who says you can't fight evil and be pretty? A Girl!Harry AU, starting with Rose Potter's first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,474 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 2,326 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Cadmean Victory by DarknessEnthroned reviews
The escape of Peter Pettigrew leaves a deeper mark on his character than anyone expected, then comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last long. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 520,351 - Reviews: 9893 - Favs: 7,760 - Follows: 7,549 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A New Kind of Normal by BrilliantLady reviews
Harry doesn't want to learn magic or go to Hogwarts – he just wants to be normal, like the Dursleys. But a meddling, crazy old wizard won't take "no" for an answer. Harry might have to learn how to be a normal wizard instead - but will he learn from Light wizards or pure-blood friends? Smart!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. Complete. Part 2 of "Perfectly Normal".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,668 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 12/7/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Pansy P. - Complete
Old Age and Fire Whiskey May Lead to Jumping Dimensions by Nemesis13 reviews
Harry Potter is in his twilight years, he, Hermione, and Draco run Hogwarts as a way to avoid the Dark Lord of the week and spend most of their time lamenting their wasted early years. After a bottle too many Hermione reveals a plan to go into the past, unfortunately for everyone involved she convinces her friends it's a great idea, and there's...complications-Fem!Harry, Fem!Draco,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S.
The Price is Right by Hi Pot And News reviews
AU Harry is more money-conscious when he arrives at Gringotts with Hagrid. He's not going to let the wonder of magic take away his common sense and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,285 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 4,126 - Follows: 3,301 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Scream and Shout by Hi Pot And News reviews
AU. Don't-give-an-eff!Fem!Harry. Starts during OOTP. Marie's been having a frustrating summer, a frustration that she tries to relieve in perhaps not the most sensible way. But she doesn't care. She's tired of caring. Screw being the hero for those fickle people, Marie was going to take care of number one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,628 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Harry P.
Viva La Vida by Tiki Rane Gobell reviews
Tom Riddle was secure in his own little world he had built for himself: a secret dark lord that was ruler of magical Great Britain. He had everything he ever wanted...until Harry Potter came into his life. LV(TR)/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,607 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2587 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 5344 - Favs: 8,132 - Follows: 9,589 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
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A Thief in Love reviews
Princess Lily of The Thieves goes to a Frell ball with The Beloved Thief ere she meets the prince, and already dislikes him.But now that they are stuck together, to steal the Toulalsion Amulet.Will their feeling change? Love prehaps?
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,784 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 5/20/2005
Diary of A Dark lord reviews
VoldyKins has decided to write in a diary! DUN DUN DUN...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.