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Joined 05-07-05, id: 809443, Profile Updated: 03-20-13
Author has written 9 stories for Chrono Crusade, Naruto, Invader Zim, Xiaolin Showdown, Venture Brothers, Underworld, Titan Maximum, Digimon, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.

I'm a mean, opinionated son of a bitch, but I'm an honest son of a bitch. If you're looking to complain about a review, that's just too damn bad. If you'd like to discuss a review, well, actually, I'd enjoy that.

I'm not just opinionated, I'm argumentative. Not in the "I'm old and you're wrong" argumentative, but more in the "You amuse me, let's talk until you bore me" argumentative.

As a final word, I've been on here for years, I've read a lot of crap, and when I tell someone that their story is bad I don't just mean it offends my views. I mean that it hits at least two of these criteria.

Bad characterization.

Bad premise.

Bad or no summary.

No slash warning. If you think that your story doesn't need this warning because the two characters are destined for each other, either write for Gravitation or grow up.

Contrived or stupid romance for no other reason than romance. Not every story needs it, and most people can't write a good romance story regardless.

Needless bashing. Weasley bashing was old in 2006. You aren't covering any new ground.

Bad grammar. You know what the worst offender to the english language is? People who speak english as their first language.

If you think I'm trolling you for the sake of trolling? Grow up. I don't review stories I don't like more than the one time I tell an author that their writing is crap.

As a side note; If you write in your summary that the story is better than it sounds, it isn't. Please stop fanwanking to your own material.

My stories aren't all too great and I know it. I don't go hounding people to review or hold chapters hostage. That would require being motivated enough to write the next chapter anyway. Which I wish I was in the first place...

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Going over the falls by dogbertcarroll reviews
Grunckle Stan tests the portal machine, but opening cracks in the fabric of the universe often has unintentional consequences. A pair of familiar faces with an unusual goal slips through the cracks causing trouble for the Pine twins.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,337 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
The Mad Scientist of Azkaban by Racke reviews
Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 140 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 7956 - Favs: 4,482 - Follows: 2,885 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Casey W reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 3,479 - Follows: 4,407 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P.
Redemption by HarunaRei reviews
Megaman Classic/Zero crossover: Neo Arcadia has gone to hell in a handbasket. The city is slipping, Copy X has lost his mind, the Guardians are completely duped, and someone rudely awakened the Robot Masters from their centuries-long stasis.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 465,168 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Proto Man, X
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,233 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 2,561 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14692 - Favs: 7,675 - Follows: 6,826 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 355 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
God of Illusion, Host of the Devil's Arm by Thanathos reviews
Naruto's sister was chosen for the sealing. The Yondaime lived. Despite his talent and hard work, Naruto slowly faded into the background of his sister. He suffered a crippling accident. His desperate attempt to fix himself will change the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,502 - Reviews: 1996 - Favs: 4,126 - Follows: 3,768 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Heir to the city of relics by Froggy-slice reviews
When Jirayia tosses Naruto into the ravine in an attempt to force him to use the Kyuubi chakra he stubbornly refuses and falls all the way down. He lands in the middle of an ancient city filled with things, powerful things from the past, the legacy of man
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,562 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Naruto U.
Dark Prophecy by Hope in Death reviews
Dark Harry! A prophecy concering the Potter twins leads Harry onto a destructive path after being ignored by his family. Matters only worsen when Harry becomes the heir to a powerful race that has long thought to be extinct, the Dragon Riders.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,276 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Harry P.
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Backwards Compatible by Ruskbyte reviews
The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 250,183 - Reviews: 2345 - Favs: 2,706 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
When Logic Became Insanity by Elvin-Godess-Riona reviews
Harry trys to commit suicide, but is saved at the last moments by the Order. But when Harry recovers, he's not the same boy that they all knew. Enter the new and improved Harry Potter! But wait! What does Remus have to do with all of this? H-G
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,059 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Don't Say A Word by Yamikeckley reviews
When Harry comes back from his fifth year, despite warnings from the Order, Vernon abuses Harry and locks him into the attic. When he is finally rescued, he finds he has became mute from the shock of what happened. He closes up to almost everyone near him
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Harry P., Luna L.
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A Frosted Looking Glass
You've shut the door, closed the windows, drawn the blinds and shut off the radio. You cannot see it, cannot hear it, should never have known what was occurring. Beyond your shutters and walls, however, the world continues to turn beneath you.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Farmworld Finn
The Occult Experience reviews
Dib finds that hobbies aside from alien hunting may have unexpected or irritating consequences.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,485 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Dib
Second Best reviews
While he may have been the leader, he never really did quite fit. Perhaps there's a reason for that.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Daisuke M./Davis
Total recall reviews
A rare disorder amongst the Venture family can change everything and absolutely nothing. Heavily AU, rated for language and content.
Venture Brothers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,112 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Dean V.
Pure Genius? reviews
Is it simply a touch of insanity that made our greatest thinkers great, or did we see but the greatest moments of intellect shining from their insanity? Well, whichever it is, it doesn't really matter to the less than stable, William Palmer.
Titan Maximum - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2010
Buried Darkness
Corvinus was hardly the first immortal, the others however, had been dealt with. But when one awakens, everything can go wrong. And probably will.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Selene
Shadow monk reviews
Things best left forgotten don't generaly stay that way. Instead they show up when you least expect it, grab you, drag you home, and complain about everything you did wrong on the way back.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Jack
An End to Suffering reviews
After constant betrayal Naruto chooses to leave behind his suffering. Love lost is more painful that to have never known its sweet embrace.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U.
The Goetian Contract reviews
Azmaria recieves an offer on her death bed years after the death of Chrono and Rosette
Chrono Crusade - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2007
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