LostInColour
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Joined 05-08-05, id: 810074
Author has written 5 stories for Alex Rider, X-Men: The Movie, and Harry Potter.

We die with the dying:

See! they depart, and take us with them.

We are born with the dying:

See! they return, and bring us with them.

The moment of the rose and the yew-tree

Are of equal duration.

T.S. Eliot

Hi! waves
You’ve made it to LostInColour’s profile: I congratulate you. No, really, I do. Most are so immediately put off by my writing that they would rather runforthehills than open my pERSOnal page. So, I am indebtted to you – because you have, most likely, read my work – and am happy for you.

So, you probably want to know a little about me. I’ll spare you the rant (because when I get going, I really get going) and just get on with the basics, okay?

About Me
My name, for all intensive purposes, is LostInColour. I enjoy reading and writing FanFiction, and occasionally dabble my feet in Original Fiction. I use a lot of code, both when I type and talk – which both annoys and confuses people when they don’t understand what things like waves flag and ZOMG!Cake mean. However, I HATE – with a capital H, A, T, and E – netspeak. Except plzthx, which doesn’t actually count. Honest. I loff snow (it’s snowig out, and we don’t get a lot of snow where I live. Too much sea water and rain) and climbing trees. I also go have work to do, though that isn’t as much fun. Pour Exemple (about the limits of my French capablilty – read it and weep, people!) I am currently supposed to be writing an essay on Antonio from Shakespeare’s The Merchant of Venice. However, I don’t want to – it’s about three months late – so I’m writing this instead. What my English teacher doesn’t seem capable of understanding is that I DON’T LIKE SHAKESPEARE! hides in case she’s reading this. STALKER!

FanFiction
I have some videos up on YouTube, under the username RandolphK (not my real name) blatantly plugs I read and write in several areas of fanfiction (MORE RELEVANT), though am currently published in two. Harry Potter hides from storming c!ch@s and Alex Rider points below At present, I am working on a piece – or two – for Garth Nix’s Abhorsen trilogy, which I highly recommend. And yes, you pernickerty lot, I know there’s now four, but it was a trilogy andI’veonlyreadthefirstthreesobequietplzthx. I am also published (externally) in LOTR (that’s the Lord of the Rings, for all you unenlightened bunch), and hopefully soon in X-Men. Yes. I am a walking fanficker c!ch@. Deal with it and move on, why don’t you? I read basically anything that comes my way dives over inbox

Erm, that’s basically it. If you have any questions about ME preens or anything else related to the above warble, please leave a message after the tone.

Damn, you still here?!?!?!? Fine. sulks BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

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blah by thusispeak reviews
Beneath her long fiery red hair lies a lonely girl. She's vulnerable, alone and doesn't quite fit in. Her parents died, she dealt with it. Her best friend ditches her, she deals with it. James Potter hating her...now that's a bit harder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,891 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Remaining by Runi-chan reviews
A lone survivor has got to have one hell of a story, and he's sure the captain will want to hear it. Dr. Who/Star Trek XI xover. Set a few years after the film Trek , just after the Time War who .
Crossover - Doctor Who & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,627 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - 9th Doctor - Complete
Solo Girl by villainous reviews
Linnet's a slayer who gets banished into a futuristic world with no demons and strange beings with pointy ears named Spock who aren't evil but, in her opinion, are highly suspicious. Can a slayer ever be a "normal" girl? Buffyverse elements.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,143 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Spock
The James T Kirk Touch by schweinsty reviews
Jim, McCoy knew, was making up for not having been hugged enough as a child. Resistance was futile.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/25/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
My Eyes by LittleMissPunk reviews
Yes!" she exclaimed as she jumped up and down with glee. She had just recieved the phone call that would change her life, forever. She won a Star Trek contest in which she would travel to space. rating might change later to M.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/25/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones
Three People Captain Kirk Did Not Sleep With by Camlyn reviews
...and one he did. Contrary to popular belief, James Tiberius Kirk has not slept with the entire crew of the USS Enterprise. No, really. KirkEveryone, KirkSpock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Z is for Zyklon B by Lisa Paris reviews
Some wounds will never heal, some evils are never truly vanquished . . .
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,536 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Don E. - Complete
Gray Areas by Sylvita reviews
Tangled tales and broken threads weave together to create the tapestries of new and unexpected saviors. The legacy of Martin is coming to a close and Redwall has been overcome. Sameth Martinson must look to an unlikely ally to redeem his fallen heros.
Redwall - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,269 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 6/7/2005
An Object Lesson by amitai reviews
Everyone in Alex's school has thought him a bit wimpy, ever since his uncle died, and he started spending more and more time off school... with no good excuse. How will they react when they find out just how wrong they were? COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,151 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
Seductively Sensual by LORD WABLACHIPS reviews
Pairings: FredOC, possibility of Draco OC, Sirius OC. Basically there is a romance for everyone, and George cracks all the jokes.Even Lee, Oliver, some Tonks romances... but, there is lots of pranks, action, and new story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,243 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/17/2007 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Sirius B., George W.
The Sound Of His Voice by Efiwyvan reviews
Raph and Mike come under fire. Glass shatters, the world turns upside down...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
A Turtle's Anthem by Queen of Cupcakes reviews
Equality, sometimes it brings fear into the lives of people. Don and April find out the hard way when they meet Liberty 98523, who lives in a world that is driven to the extreme by equality. DonOC
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007
Madness in the Spring by LucyToo reviews
Vietnam era story. A different view of wartime Murdock, and how he came into the team. Liberties taken with small details of A Team canon. FaceMurdock slash.
A-Team - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,050 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Murdock, Face - Complete
The Lost Daughters by Sugababe2 reviews
Yes, it’s another installment of the Adventure and Misadventures of Jacklyn and Jamie. This time we are invading Middle Earth. Jacklyn and Jamie Silverson are sisters from our world who are obsessed with ‘The Lord of the Rings’ Trilogy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,869 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/9/2006 - Published: 6/1/2005
Coercive Measures by practical cynicism reviews
For years, Lily and James shared a mutual enmity that was never lost between them…but what if they were forcibly dragged, kicking and screaming, into romance? Makes for quite an interesting relationship, don’t you think?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,753 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 8/20/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Life Story by MissBlack2 reviews
When Daisy, Fiona and Angharad come back to Hogwarts after leaving in their third year, sparks fly when they clash with the Marauders as they combat James' affection for Lily.... JPLE SBOC RLOC PPOC DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sirius B., OC
Before the Storm by Wynjamor reviews
Set two years before Stormbreaker, an adventure of Ian Rider. His mission, his life with Alex and his feelings about what he does. The Ian we never got to see. IanOC
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006
The Lust of Necromancy by Siren's Voice reviews
Long before the Sabriel trilogy, there was an Abhorsen who fell in love with a necromancer. This is their story. rated M for scenes of romance. R&R.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,296 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 3/30/2005
Can you hear me Cry? by Stradivari reviews
Most people have a little voice inside their head, a voice which speaks your fears. The voice that is not part of you, yet calls your name... Psychological: [Nominated for Best Concept]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,487 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Angeline F. - Complete
Every Marriage is a Mirage by Arista Ramabra reviews
Lily and James have put new words to the old rhyme for it now goes: First comes marriage, then comes... love? One condition. One chance. One year. Two very stubborn people. Watch them mess it up over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,983 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 12/5/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Double Act by somethinguntraceable reviews
Infamous ArtemisAlex slash. Artemis and Alex Rider crossover.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Artemis F., Alex R./Cub - Complete
Twixt Rock and Hard Place by Katsu Kitsune reviews
Mirrored dreams and entwined minds...a prophesy comes to pass for two Hogwarts students. Can they survive the turmoil? And will they fulfill their destiny... HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/6/2006 - Published: 6/4/2005
Counting Forward by Kiriomi reviews
Sirius is flunking potions. Snape offers help. SSSB oneshot. Edited and extended version.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Reunions, Oreos, & the Jedi by eomlas reviews
Anakin falls in a closet and don't come back. Cristiwho has left her aunt's abode to the whims of people like LegoIwantmorecookieslas and her highschool enemy Kellyjumps in after him. They are in ME, and to her horror, Cristi has turned into a MarySue!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,668 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 5/27/2005
Chips of Chocolate by Corrupted Desires reviews
Sequel to Animality: A combination of pranks turns into a dangerous blend... For Fred, George and Moody! The Order has been turned into kids and their only hope lies in the hands of the Weasley Twins! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,366 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Complete
Animality by Corrupted Desires reviews
Trio's 5th Year AU: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fred, George, Ginny and Draco are turned into hybrid wild animals thanks to a multiple potions accident. Can Snape cure them before he goes insane? COMPLETE (You need to log in for your reviews if you want me to actually answer your questions!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,547 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Complete
Destiny Bearing by pyrrhic victory reviews
A sarcastic otter, a hilarious ferret, a clueless squirrel, and an exiled and sinister wildcat…they shouldn’t be in the same story, but they are anyway. Sequel
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,537 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Complete
Autumn by Bubonic Woodchuck reviews
Oneshot, complete. She’s still not sure why he came, or how long he stayed, and if there’s one thing she doesn’t remember, it’s his name. On a fine autumn day, an elderly hogwife encounters a young warrior mouse.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Complete
Home by TrunkZy reviews
James Sprintz has invited Alex Rider over to his mansion. And what might those two bad boys of ours be doing? Set after Point Blanc. slash, FLUFF.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Complete
Forsaken by Evenstar Elanor reviews
Forsaken at birth. Forsaken in life. Finally, I found something, something to call mine. A glimmer in my darkness. Yet I was forsaken there too. Please do not be quick to judge me. Hear my story, the tale of my plight.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 139,844 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Faramir
Not What They Expected by angelstarshine reviews
When James shows up during the dance wearing a mask and asks her to dance as his attempt to make her like him,Lily falls for him..But,what happens when she finds out who he really is, especially since she's learned to love the real James? -COMPLETE-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,214 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/4/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sacrifices by ObliviousTrace reviews
The world changes constantly. When a new life begins, you have to leave behind the old one, even if it doesn't seem fair.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
Dubious Adventures: A Tale of the Bravest Heroics by Saltwater reviews
I was once abandoned at school, left to rot in the library. My family had forgotten me, and I was surrounded by my worst enemy: Silence. I had no food, no water, and all cool internets sites had been blocked. My name is Kat, and this is my story...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 5/29/2005
A Muggle in Hogwarts by d3pr3ss3dNhappy reviews
The main character in this story is a Muggle; Anne (16 years), who stumbled upon Hogwarts while escaping her would-be murderers. She manages for a bit, then is caught by Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,296 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 4/23/2005
Hang the Moon: Part One of La Lune D'or Cycle by punkirish reviews
Part One of La Lune D'Or, the golden moon cycle. Celeste lives in constant fear, can she come to grips with her gift and accept it as well as herself? Remus has been an outcast all his life, what happens when he meets one just like himself. Later RemusOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Remus L.
Be with me? by BurpingBubbles reviews
Surreal setting. Lily's having a bad night, and who would turn up but James. How can he make it better? Is what's happening even real? Has she been ignoring what her heart really tells her? Dedicated to my best friend. Love you, mate :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Remind Me by juxtaposed reviews
Remus and two nights with Sirius. Yep, SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Nothing but Everything by Wyall Jared reviews
One totally in love and the other past caring. One shot slash between enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
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Keeping It Real
Triwizard Tournament, 2032. Written for a MNFF challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,132 - Published: 7/2/2007
Golden reviews
Oneshot. Implied Byro. John has recurring nightmares about his past. Inspired by Fall Out Boy's Golden. Dedicated to lofferly reviewers Lilsara723, Eirwen55 and Pyrassion
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Pyro, Iceman - Complete
Spider's Web
AU. A missing scene from book six. Not canon because there is a new HoM teacher, and is assuming that Hermione and others took HoM for NEWT. In their lesson, Professor McKenne explores theories about the divide between the magical community within and wit
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
Beautiful reviews
Oneshot. Implied Byro. John's reasons for coming to the Institute, and how Bobby changed him. Inspired by Christina Aguilera's Beautiful.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Pyro, Iceman - Complete
Tourist reviews
[PreStormbreaker] Ian Rider's in Victoria, Canada, on a mission for MI:6, when he finds himself interrupted by someone... different. [IanOC]
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006