Author has written 5 stories for Alex Rider, X-Men: The Movie, and Harry Potter.
We die with the dying:
See! they depart, and take us with them.
We are born with the dying:
See! they return, and bring us with them.
The moment of the rose and the yew-tree
Are of equal duration.
You’ve made it to LostInColour’s profile: I congratulate you. No, really, I do. Most are so immediately put off by my writing that they would rather runforthehills than open my pERSOnal page. So, I am indebtted to you – because you have, most likely, read my work – and am happy for you.
So, you probably want to know a little about me. I’ll spare you the rant (because when I get going, I really get going) and just get on with the basics, okay?
My name, for all intensive purposes, is LostInColour. I enjoy reading and writing FanFiction, and occasionally dabble my feet in Original Fiction. I use a lot of code, both when I type and talk – which both annoys and confuses people when they don’t understand what things like waves flag and ZOMG!Cake mean. However, I HATE – with a capital H, A, T, and E – netspeak. Except plzthx, which doesn’t actually count. Honest. I loff snow (it’s snowig out, and we don’t get a lot of snow where I live. Too much sea water and rain) and climbing trees. I also go have work to do, though that isn’t as much fun. Pour Exemple (about the limits of my French capablilty – read it and weep, people!) I am currently supposed to be writing an essay on Antonio from Shakespeare’s The Merchant of Venice. However, I don’t want to – it’s about three months late – so I’m writing this instead. What my English teacher doesn’t seem capable of understanding is that I DON’T LIKE SHAKESPEARE! hides in case she’s reading this. STALKER!
I have some videos up on YouTube, under the username RandolphK (not my real name) blatantly plugs I read and write in several areas of fanfiction (MORE RELEVANT), though am currently published in two. Harry Potter hides from storming c!ch@s and Alex Rider points below At present, I am working on a piece – or two – for Garth Nix’s Abhorsen trilogy, which I highly recommend. And yes, you pernickerty lot, I know there’s now four, but it was a trilogy andI’veonlyreadthefirstthreesobequietplzthx. I am also published (externally) in LOTR (that’s the Lord of the Rings, for all you unenlightened bunch), and hopefully soon in X-Men. Yes. I am a walking fanficker c!ch@. Deal with it and move on, why don’t you? I read basically anything that comes my way dives over inbox
Erm, that’s basically it. If you have any questions about ME preens or anything else related to the above warble, please leave a message after the tone.
Damn, you still here?!?!?!? Fine. sulks BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!