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You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

~Found it on KeiChanz' profile

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Leah's Journey by Lil' Dinky reviews
A story about Leah and her life post Breaking Dawn. Fate seems to hold a grudge against her for some unknown reason. Is it impossible for her to find friendship and happiness again? Will she be unable to imprint on anyone? All canon couples, Leah's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 153,506 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Leah
Pieces of My Heart by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
When Jasper left Texas five years ago, he left Alice broken and hurt. He also left behind a little some thing else. Now he's back, but how will he feel when he finds out all he has missed? All Human. Canon. somewhat OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,195 - Reviews: 999 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 2842 - Favs: 2,859 - Follows: 2,423 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Visitor by Billiebee3 reviews
Edward is going through the motions of living his new life as a vampire with Carlisle in Biloxi, but when he overhears a certain mental patient's thoughts as he passes by one day, he ends up in an unlikely relationship. AU. Formerly titled Alice's Angel. Edward/Alice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,094 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - [Alice, Edward] Carlisle, Rosalie - Complete
The First by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Now, do tell why Uzumaki called to announce this engagement of yours."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,086 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 12/13/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 4,255 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flames of Passion by blueicequeen reviews
When Kaoru is forced to marry the ruler of her nation, Kenshin, she did not count on falling in love with him, especially since he is in love with her stepsister, Tomoe. Forced to marry a murderess' daughter, Kenshin did not count on loving her either.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,386 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Kaoru, Kenshin
The Apple Doesn't Fall Far by twighlitFF reviews
Jacob stopped Bella from jumping off the cliff in New Moon and Edward never returned. After 22 years, the Cullens move to Seattle for yet another fresh start and Edward winds up with yet another surprising lab partner... Bella's daughter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,193 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010
Embry's Story by kat3411 reviews
Embry Call is the ladies man of the pack. Always out for a good time. What happens when he finds someone and wants more than that? And who is he, really? Where does he come from? Read on and find out . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 304,887 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Embry, Leah - Complete
To Feel by rockbandstar reviews
An encounter between Edward and Bella leads them to question their marriages and what love truly means to them. “I had an affair; I didn’t expect to fall in love in the process. I didn’t expect my world to change but it did." AU, All Human, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 85,691 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tempting Desires by PorcelainMix reviews
Despite his pride, can Sasuke finally get Sakura to understand that he can't live without her? Will she ever believe him? There's more to love than just lust and desire. And what's this? Sakura's engaged...to another man? God help him. SasXSak : Rated M!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
If You Could Read My Mind by bella c'ella luna reviews
Bella has moved back home to Forks. It's only a matter of time until she crosses paths with Edward Cullen, her former best friend and first love. They both thought that they had moved on... full of angst. All-human, LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 143,353 - Reviews: 7079 - Favs: 5,152 - Follows: 2,808 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Story of Us by Mindy Ann reviews
This is a reflection on Nessie's life with Jacob. It follows the progression of their relationship from her birth to the present. It will be mostly Nessie's POV, but there may be some Jacob POV as well.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 186,018 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Size Matters by TheAlchemist'sDaughter reviews
No longer a one-shot! S/M, Sano is a hooker, who gets picked up by the richest, and the coldest, customer of his career. But he doesn't turn her down, of course!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,927 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Sanosuke, Megumi - Complete
The Secret Blue Tail by Maddie-san reviews
-COMPLETE! AU! What if one more saiyan was brought on Frieza's ship before Planet Vegeta met its end? What if her whole existence was kept a secret to everyone, including Vegeta? Saiyan!Bulma
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 213,732 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - [Bulma, Vegeta] - Complete
Kindred Souls by Ereana reviews
Leah:The female wolf, she is broken and betrayed by the two closest to her. Marcus:A vampire without emotions since his mate died centuries ago When these two broken souls meet will the damage be healed or will they remain shattered forever. MarcusXLeah
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,293 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Leah, Marcus
Bound and Determined by shadowgrl reviews
Leah ponders while Embry eavesdrops. Mother Nature decides to interfere more in Leah's life and things get a little messy. Language, lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,645 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Leah, Embry - Complete
Sweetly Addicted by LovesTheHeat reviews
A Jared and Kim story. “Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do, will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, will never...never forget it.” - Curtis Judalet
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,223 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Jared, Kim
TOMORROW by ZuXy.Q reviews
Leah ran away from La push, from Jacob and Sam. Embry finds her, wants her to come back. But it's not that easy. It takes time to heal, to love again. Luckily with Leah there is always tomorrow. And Embry has many of those ahead to convince her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,757 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Leah, Embry - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19465 - Favs: 12,241 - Follows: 5,595 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Galaxy by Leiaaa reviews
."I’m a masochist, I told myself as I held a peacefully sleeping Leah in my arms. I hated to admit it but it felt unbelievably good to be so close to her again." Now with Chapter 17, Embry's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,918 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Leah, Embry
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4324 - Favs: 5,018 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scars That Make Us Stronger by lossehelin reviews
After an incident in highschool, Kenshin and Kaoru have not spoken for seven years. Coming back to his hometown, alone and intent on apologizing for past wrongs, Kenshin might find things have changed in ways he would never have expected.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,234 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/21/2009 - [Kaoru, Kenshin] - Complete
Remember by Seductive Venus reviews
Uchiha Sakura has to help her husband recover his memories after he got amnesia. It's hard when she has to be careful about the memories she has to reveal to him. Will her love for him prevail? -SasukexSakura-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,321 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sacred Legends by AmberGlow2 reviews
Quil imprints on Claire and refuses to hide anything from her. There are no orders to keep the imprinting secret. Claire's parents and Quil work together. How Quil & Claire's relationship grows with Claire ages 2 to 23. sweet. in canon with Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 160,639 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
Little Secret by lilkyonkyon reviews
He was ordered to destroy the entire city, but certainly one little girl couldn't hurt. AU BV. Rated for adult themes, violence and language. Repost. Further summary inside. WIP.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,148 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Vegeta, Bulma
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5716 - Favs: 2,997 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little One by Ravyn reviews
After a bargain for her freedom goes awry, Kaoru finds herself bound to her cousin's husband. She is taken to his country to save her life. However, an old danger awaits... BK
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,766 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 1/22/2006 - [Kenshin, Kaoru] - Complete
Breakfast by Bones365 reviews
Claire is 2 and it's breakfst time. All is normal until something happens that changes Quil's life forever. Oneshot. My first fic, enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Penny's Riddick by blackanubis9 reviews
Based on a true story, at least at first. Jack and Riddick are happy, but it can't stay that way, or it would be really boring. How far will she run, and how far will he go to get her back when things go from bad to OMG she's #@!ed!
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,004 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008
Flow of Life by Ebil Chameleon reviews
He didn't love her. He couldn't love her. He couldn't get attached. But his heart was betraying him. Building bonds that were irreversible. It was love. SasuSaku Chapter 46: Our Finale.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 249,069 - Reviews: 3274 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beauty In The Monster by candelifera reviews
Arwene, an Australian girl has recently moved to La Push after her mothers marriage to Billy Black. Faced with a new step brother and vampires how will Arwene fare with the most volatile of werewolves? Paul x OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,881 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Rain From A Cloudless Sky by xiDOREyoux and CrimsonTears reviews
On the day she let him go, it was raining from the cloudless sky. It was because he was drunk and his recklessness to sleep with another. Now it was raining from the cloudless sky and he is asking for her back. Rated M for Lime.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Marionette by Kineticfairy reviews
Tears seeped through tightly closed eyes, lining thick eyelashes and it all went unnoticed by the only man she could ever love, she really was a slave to him in every way. Inspired by Nightwish .:SasuSaku, NejiSaku, AU:.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 129,903 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inches Away by CrystalBrooke reviews
Do you know," Jared said slowly. "I've sat next to you all year and I haven't a clue what your name is?" My heart sank. Of course he had no idea who I was. I was stupid to think every feeling I had was reciprocated. Kim/Jared. My 1st fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,396 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Kim, Jared - Complete
College Reunion by LionClaw reviews
He left 20 years ago, but Bella still loves him. When Bella sends her daughter to college she isnt expecting her to fall in love with Edward and get into deep trouble with werewolves. But the real question is who will Edward choose, mother or daughter?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,806 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Reconciliation by Willow-41z reviews
Lady Lothiriel of Dol Amroth and Rohan struggles to adjust to her new life as queen and wife.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,250 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
Sick Cycle Carousel by Kineticfairy reviews
Caught between love and lust [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,446 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Encounter by Bons Baisers reviews
Oneshot. Kagome falls off her bike coming home from school, and finds some unexpected help from Inuyasha... but is it really Inuyasha?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Yellow Bird by deludedfreak reviews
AU Oneshot IK I wondered if he had noticed, and if he was there, watching as my apartment burned down, worrying that maybe I was inside. He was with her, while I watched the flowers we had planted go up in flames, along with any dreams of us.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Birth Day by Alexandrine reviews
Kagome’s birth day, and the special visitor who's been waiting for this day for 500 years.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
The Talk by TouchofPixieDust reviews
Mrs. Higurashi explains the facts of life to Inuyasha and Kagome. This is The Talk excerpt that was requested from my story Kagome's Baby.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Unfaithful by PrincessMelissa83 reviews
[OneShot] Fate dealt her another bad hand and she now faces a parellel to the one that had caused her so much heartache. Based on Unfaithful by Rihanna. Rated T for sexual indication.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
How Many Times Did We Screw? by MizEvilBlossoms reviews
Oneshot! How Many Times DID The S & S Li couple screw each other? XD RR! Please! And enjoy! xxx
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Syaoran L., Sakura K. - Complete
Choices by Drake Clawfang reviews
After so long, Inuyasha must choose. Choose between the two he loves. But how far can love go? He cna only have one, and what will Kagome think of his decision...
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Joined by Shadows by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Someone wicked this way comes... and she will not be able to resist him. He will make sure of it. [IxKag oneshot.]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
A Shadow from the Past by Dawn at the Door reviews
Kenshin and Kaoru have been happily married for some time. But a figure from Kenshin's past returns and threatens their bright future. K&K, this is my first fanfiction. Not for Tomoe fans.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,076 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
All I See Is Black And White by KitKat8 reviews
COMPLETE Six years ago, Sanosuke left Japan after being accused of a crime he didn't commit about a week before his marriage to Megumi. Now he's back, yet he soon finds that his home is no longer as clear as it once was. It is now black and white.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,361 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 10/10/2002 - Sanosuke, Megumi - Complete
The last night by Mellyissa reviews
Micheal feels other peoples emotions... Max/Isabel
Roswell - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2002
I go to you... by Lux reviews
UC - Isabel and Max want to go to each other...
Roswell - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2001
Remember by Kelsey reviews
Isabel and Max Evans are brother and sister, by both blood and adoption. But for years, they didn't know this. What might have gone on during those years?
Roswell - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/13/2001
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